OP gets his proton mail accounted locked. Cries foul while protonmail shows up in the comments to let him know he’s the subject of a law enforcement investigation. OP spazzes demanding instead of shutting up and lawyering up.

195  2019-02-24 by McFluffTheCrimeCat

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This is why we need mayocide.

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It shouldn’t be

I am now just psychologically shaking.

If I was him I would be literally shaking.

I'm having major déjà vu here. I swear something exactly like this happened before.

If you're not committing at least one crime, why are you even using cryptocurrency?

Now that's a big L M A O for me

Psychologically shaking actually

It means his brain is rattling around in his mostly empty skull

What's up with the low comment count here 🤔🤔🤔

It's not political enough

It has nothing to do with trannies or chapos.

Cryptonut is being investigated for shady shit... Sports after the break

>cryptocurrencies

>fraud

Name a more iconic duo.

Lawlz and shitposting like a lifeless sad sack of shit

Also, both duos are great for this sub.

any idea what he did that was illegal?

Scamming people with bitcoin payments

By the sounds of it, not even op knows (or doesn't want to admit to knowing). Something crypto related and op claims that he's being extorted.

Spergs out like a cryptofag would for predictable reasons

Gets investigated for his predictably illegal cryptofagotry

Spergs out more

Well, yeah, I'd say this one's already pretty much fucked

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that he was probably doing enough different shady things that he doesn't actually know which specific one they're investigating.

honestly he's said why he wants to get his email back- to change the passwords on all his cryptobanks to a different email. He's realized he's being investigated and wants to bail everything to different accounts.

Who knows.

I fired employees at (big company) for trying to copy data off customers personal computers sent in for repair.

I've seen data breaches.

I've seen bad software.

I've seen incompetent technicians, and more.

LOL, this dude is a fucking Best Buy manager