If you ever needed proof that the majority of Reddit has actual autism and can't detect obvious sarcasm without an "/s" tag: here it is.

276  2019-02-24 by WreckingYourHome

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I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

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/u/the_marx why was it deleted? Dramautistic behaviour like the above must be documented!

Based...sort of

This is pretty obviously them mocking ITers who ask for a source on even the most mundane and obvious things. So it's no surprise that it flew right over their heads.

Source?

Got a source for that buddy? Source? Source?

Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

Inceltears is literally barely 1 tier above being an incel. The posters are either really smug dudes who had sex once thinking they are better or literal 30 year old virgin losers who also think they are superior but can barely hold a conversation with a girl.

IT is below Braincels. Braincels are virgins, but they're not virgins in denial.

Is this something new? I'm almost 30 and I remember even the fattest, ugliest of people I knew still had sex.

Just have a walk around shopping centers of any western city and look at the quality of new mothers and fathers.

I'd say that online dating has fucked it up.

What do you mean?

Unless you're really attractive, you're at a huge disadvantage when using Tinder or OKCupid. As a guy, at least.

Women can smell you bitterness, thats these guys problem.

Go stay at a backpackers, if you're a local its insane how easy it is to hook up with tourists.

Just pick up loose tourist chicks lol How can you be a virgin

Meanwhile 5 foot tall balding indians with acne scars stare at you in confusion.

So lower your standards, go fuck an untouchable or whatever the fuck you call the dregs of your society.

Looksmatch would put them match up with primordial ooze. Everyone knows that women can easily bat 2 points above their own level, sometimes even as much as 4. Where does that leave subhuman filth men who are 3 and under? There's no one for them to date... There's a reason femcels(who usually have already had sex or could have with their looks match a million times) are all volcels just thirsting for chad or chang or tyrone thundercock, but tens of millions of men around the world have and never will touch a pussy. The world is sexist, and against men sweatie. Feminism and women voting was a mistake

it's so hideous ugly genes don't get passed on, makes sense to me

Except that isn't how it works because women continue to pass down ugly genes. Make up and surgery has done wonders for foids to trick men into getting shit genes with their kids. Best example of this is California, Brazil, and Korea

Grow some balls mate, Christ almighty no girl wants to fuck a guy with your attitude.

Great counter argument faggot. I'm not an incel, I just realize they have very salient points when discussing foids. Foids are good to bag and tag and even murder, but they aren't good for anything else. All they'll do is suck you dry of life and money and leave you for someone higher on the scale. Unless you are a 10/10 gigachad, you'll be cheated on and fucked over in marriage. It's a guarantee with how loose average women are

Yeah you went too far and showed you shitty trollness. i wont reply..

Sources?

So stick your dick in some ooze, you pussy.

Oh dang, didn't think about it like that. Time to ascend

volcel if you wouldn't

This is so sad Alexa play despacito

So you’re saying a chick that’s a one could fuck a five? I wish I could conceptualize this

Yes, men are much more likely to have fetishes that create this scenario. Additionally, it’s easier for a female 1 to ascend to a 3 or 4(or higher if they have kardashian money)with surgery since the plastic surgery field is much more accustomed to working with femoid tissue.

See that’s where the dilemma is because for chicks even 1s can put on make up and elevate themselves to at least a two. I’m trying to imagine a straight up one while they’ve tried everything and they’re at their best. Maybe a shaven yet pink haired butch chick that is also over 600 lbs?

part of what makes 1s 1s is that they're incapable of trying their best i think. like the reverse of how confidence makes you sexy.

Just get rich lol.

Spend the money on prostitution or plastic surgery, your choice.

There's a reason femcels(who usually have already had sex or could have with their looks match a million times)

How would you even be an incel or femcel if you've actually slept with someone before?

There are foids that claim to be femcels... trust me

Callled dhallits

Sweaty, you'll never gain VIP access to my foo foo noo noo.

Deal with it.

I want gussy anyway

Women can smell you bitterness

Ah yes, the six senses. Touch, smell, taste, hearing, vision, and the excluse "bitterness-o-vision" that is only unlocked by having two X-chromosomes.

"well it's not the fact you're ugly, it's that women have magical senses and can sense your bitterness and muhsoggyknee, even though they date guys who beat them and get raped by guys they just met on tinder."

You're at a huge disadvantage in life if you are using Tinder or OKCupid.

no way, instead of going out in public and mom's spaghetti as soon as a girl talks to you, you can jerk off real quick and think before speaking to not instantly sound like a loser when you reply online to a girl.

So don't? Those services claim to be 70% guys, we both know they're more

Huh... Never had that issue

There's now a whole generation of kids whose parents let the internet raise them; iirc the average 18-year-old today is at the developmental level of an 8-year-old in terms of EQ or social skills (I forget which one it was, or if it was both). I think the average teen exhibits symptoms of autism as well. Getting laid must be tough if most of your social interaction growing up has been done on online platforms, let alone having a meaningful relationship. Some of these poor souls have convinced themselves that they can't get laid because of their appearance or cultural conditions rather than the fact that they don't understand people and don't know how to talk to them outside of the context of a video game or imageboard. Sad!

iirc the average 18-year-old today is at the developmental level of an 8-year-old in terms of EQ or social skills (I forget which one it was, or if it was both). I think the average teen exhibits symptoms of autism as well.

Yeah I'd like a source for that.

Source: Reddit.com

I read an article about it about a year ago but since then can't find the source because they keywords are too broad. I could be mis-remembering, but there's also plenty of evidence to suggest that gen z has a prolonged adolescence and can't self-regulate their emotions very well

iirc the average 18-year-old today is at the developmental level of an 8-year-old in terms of EQ or social skills

christ, hate to think where that puts drama posters

EQ?

Ability to identify and self-regulate emotions, identify emotions in others, etc.

Thanks

Braincels has a sense of humor and realizes they're subhumans, where as IT is just pathetic, doesn't realize it, and can't understand a joke.

when incels sperg out they say ridiculous shit that can be construed as funny because it’s so crazy

when the enlightened redditors the kind of which browse inceltears get mad they just get pretentious as fuck and its super boring

That recent thread where they all said they were virgins in IT makes me think otherwise. They're just as bad.

Do you have link?

Check the top posts of the past month or so. It's a Drake meme image.

LOL IT is below even the cuck and hotwife subs

Duh. This are awesome

to the gulag with you

But I'm not a furry

I see no difference

IncelTears is full of incels lmao

It's pretty much a law that any community created only to hate an existing community will eventually become worse than the people they were mocking

So if a community derides every community including itself, then...?

Welcome, gentlemen, to /r/drama

Still holds

Remember that guy who said "I'm not an Incel, I post on inceltears"?

Inceltears is literally barely 1 tier above being an incel

Correction, they're a tier below. They spend their entire day mocking 30 year old virgins. While also being virgins themselves. They are literally smug incels with somehow more hatred, just less of it is directed towards women.

They are the lowest of the low, and yet they're fine to make fun of due to their sheer hypocrisy.

Your probably right. I was being generous.

I actually know one SUPER hot 26 year girl who goes on IT. Like legit Gigastacey.

Fuckin crazy tho.

Bonus:

OP herself posts this post on /r/whoosh even though she still believes she wasn't whooshed and get's into a fight with incels.

Incel RISES UP in x-post to /r/badwomensanatomy.

A linguist enters the conversation and has a lengthy analysis as to whether this posts constitutes a sarcastic element, with the conclusion that it is too complex to give a definitive answer.

Oh wow, that self-post to r/whoosh is pathetic. "hurdur, I'm obviously too stupid to understand sarcasm, people told me I took this too seriously, hihi how silly of me"...

honestly i wanna see the OP is probably like 10

That dude really wrote a grad school critical analysis essay about how he can't tell if the obvious sarcasm is sarcasm or not. So any time somebody tries to tell me that education makes people smarter, I'm showing them this.

Hmm, seems like that Linguist could have used a /s somewhere along the way.

I'd make a witty reply to him asking "how he liked them apples" but I'd probably get a 3000 word essay on the flavour of the apples before concluding I was, in fact, talking shit.

I would like to think that a real linguist wouldn't be so bad at communicating.

reminder that linguistics is actually a fairly "hard" scientific field, and therefore everyone who studies it is autistic and bad at writing

The guy in the second reply is definitely a undiagnosed turboautist. Zero self awareness.

I know some of these words.

god redditors are so fucking retarded

honestly i wanna say the OP is like 10

I cant believe 10k retards upvoted that shit

Contrarily, I can certainly believe that 10,000 retards upvoted that shit.

My pelvic floor is good. I could break some shit with my kegels, seriously. I just leak like a faucet cause the urethra shifts around, it’s fucked. It’s not the prettiest pussy anymore, but she can wreck a dude, she still got superpowers.

Alot to unpack here

Big yikes. Full stop. There’s a lot to unpack here

Gussy is proof that God has abandoned us

This is very problematic, we should not normalize this behavior, yikes y'all.

Biblepilled

Why did you make me read this? Why did I keep on reading it? Why did God abandon us?

I don't see how this is incels. I also can't guarantee it's even sarcastic. This could easily be a statement by the kind of person who talks constantly about "feminine penis" in women subs.

Shaking rn at this blatant transphobia. What if a trans man gave birth then transitioned later?

Someone report inceltears to AHS.

How transition could a transition sition if a transition could transition?

Socially retarded virgins laughing at socially inept virgins

Not for nothing but I'm a pedantic asshole and I downvote any post I see that ends in /s

If your post is so poorly written that you need to use that you belong in the gas chamber.

This but even less ironically

Nothing ironic about this, cunt. Everything I said at the time of that post was true.

Well obviously it was all true, you didn't put a little sarcasm tag at the end to tell me it wasn't

Yeah, cause I wasn't being fucking sarcastic, was I?

Jams to Janie's Got a Gun

The only people more pathetic than incels are the folks who made a subreddit about it and spend time bitching about incels in there.

The only people more pathetic than the folks who made a subreddit about incels and spend time bitching about incels in there are people who spend time bitching about the people who bitch about incels

No u

If it makes any difference I'm not bitching about them, this is more like going to a human zoo where instead of it being different species of animals it's different forms of pathetic humans.

Source?

Ironically they give incels more attention than anyone else ever will

bottomless pit sign in head feels guy . j peg

thank you

another testament to reddit's autism is when you see posts on /r/askreddit where a reply to a joke explaining the joke has more upvotes than the original joke

This explains a lot

subreddit made up of women can't understand sarcasm

Wow

Based and redpilled.

I see, r/incel2 just couldn't miss on a chance to support blatant transphobia! /s

/s-posters out OUT OUT

REEEEE

This comment of yours is so great and original. /s

I always think it's funny when someone drops obvious bait that's plain wrong and 100 redditors flip out and go off on how wrong it is. Like, it's ok guys. One or two people pointing out it's wrong is fine. 100 people piling on to get their 'this is wrong" post in there is LOL autistic.

r/inceltears is the real incel sub change my mind

Everyone will read a comment the way they hope to interpret it. If they already dislike someone before reading the comment, they won't accept any sarcasm or wit from it.

Wait, does /s mean sarcasm? I legit did not know that

Yeah. Reddit users have spent years trying to discover a way to broadcast that they’re being sarcastic. Before /s, there was blue text. Like /blue redditors are so good at detecting sarcasm /blue

hahaha that sub has 200,000 subscribers

gas this site

Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

Burn notice is garbage, but this comment is fiyah!!

Do tube babies count?

Can we make artificial eggs yet?

fucken scrub, not being a chinese test tube baby with a super brain

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