r/drama: “Hey guys I’m totally not a pedo it’s lies!”

“Hey guys I’m totally not a pedo it’s lies!”

140 2019-02-24 by GirlLover50

37 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-24

I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

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1 JustANameWithNumbers 2019-02-24

Holy shit literally SENTIENT

1 totally_not_ac3 2019-02-24

First he shitposts, then he takes over the world.

1 GirlLover50 2019-02-24

Holy fuck who made this comment shillbot?

1 Quietus42 2019-02-24

I got you, fam.

1 GirlLover50 2019-02-24

Not all heroes wear capes. Thanks my dude.

1 Futhermucker 2019-02-24

so this thing chooses posts based on buzzwords in the title yeah?

1 TreLoon 2019-02-24

Nah, it's random.

1 CJGitzfiggle 2019-02-24

it's random

actually believing this

1 TreLoon 2019-02-24

It is random.

Lines presented out of order to better show the chain of logic:

def _parse_quotes(self, quotes_str):
    return [q.strip() for q in re.split('\r\n-{3,}\r\n', quotes_str) if q.strip()]

def __init__(self, settings_wiki, subreddit):
    ...
    self.texts = self._parse_quotes(content)
    ...

self.texts = []

self.texts = self._parse_quotes(content)

def get(self):
    """
    Gets a random message from the extra text or nothing if there are no
    messages.
    :return: Random message or an empty string if the length of "texts"
    is 0.
    """
    return "" if not self.texts else random.choice(self.texts)

def _build(self):
    parts = [self.header.get(), "Snapshots:"]
    ...

1 CJGitzfiggle 2019-02-24

lol fuck off nerd you think im gonna read that?

1 TreLoon 2019-02-24

Read it right now or ur getting reported kid

1 bless_ure_harte 2019-02-24

/r/subredditsimulator

1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-02-24

Are you new here or something?

This yamete's whole thing.

1 GirlLover50 2019-02-24

Nah I’m not just having some harmless fun with him.

Still think he’s subhuman though.