Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
You should only knock them down with your huge dong, like a true gentleman.
Butt since these are trollxers we're talking about, I doubt a comet can strike their massive asses down, let alone a dick
Sometimes I feel like they live in the alternate world because just a few minutes ago, this guy made way for me so I can go out first š¤·š»āāļø
There's this girl who is constantly being pushed and bumped into in the hallways of our institute. She complained about this to me, so now I take her arm firmly in my hand and escort her to her next class. There's a secret pleasure I get in being the hero in a woman's story. Yeah, you could say I'm a bit of a feminist š.
Hey I'm in 8th grade and I love the feeling when my crotch area touches a girls ass. I sometimes bump into other hot girls and teachers. I done this to so many girls. There's this girl and I think she has noticed me doing this to get and I think she likes it. Because I did it to her a couple times and once I was just in class going to get my ingredients from the fridge in tech when she full on bumps into me. It felt so good. I sit next to her now and she always tries talking to me. I plan on bumping into her more. The other girls don't notice and probably will in later years but this girl doesn't mind, and I think she digs it. Any questions or stories guys
This makes me want to rethink my entire life. Have i been a cuck my whole life because i more out of the way to not bump into people? Would women like me more if i smashed into them?
Don't you dare deny my lived experience as a white male, as a mayo male and doctor in mayo male studies it is literally an act of assault to disagree with me. Because I do it, and am a white male, and lived experiences, it literally means all white males are the same.
Also people putting a cart on one side and themselves on the other. I get that everyone does this every once in a while but for some people it looks habitual. I just get right up beside them and say "excuse me" and they wake up and move over. My goal at the grocery store is to get in and out and away from the awful earworm music as quickly as possible.
I've honestly just stopped giving a shit, if a person's cart is in the way and they're not next to it I just move the thing myself.
And it gives me such a vindictive kind of joy whenever the person taking up the entire space and being an oblivious shit heel looks at me like I've just made some kind of egregious faux pas.
imagine being this much of a joyless hag lmao
like how angry at life do you gotta be to get actually buttchafed about grocery carts occasionally being in your way in a grocery store?
When you're so obese your giant body takes up an entire grocery store aisle then you get mad at other people for being in the aisle, women were a mistake.
The TrollX poster goes outside. She prefers to stay inside, watching Netflix and posting on TrollX, but today she has reason to go out. Today she is going to challenge, and potentially smash, the patriarchy.
Walking downtown she picks her target. A 60-something man in a suit is strolling along the sidewalk. "Fucking cis white men" she says under her breath. With her fists balled to her sides and a scowl on her face she begins walking towards him. He's still walking without a care in the world. This only infuriates her more. She collides with him shoulder first, and he drops his phone. She shouts "why don't YOU move for once, you privileged ass" at him, and walks away. A smirk crosses her face because today she taught a man his lesson. She will post about this on TrollX tonight.
...
Francis leaves his company headquarters. It's a sunny day and he's in a good mood. He took a half day off to go home early and surprise his wife with a weekend getaway for her birthday.
As he strolls towards his car he notices a hefty woman is coming towards him. He moves a bit to the left, but she moves with him. Thinking nothing much of it, he moves back to the right, and she adjusts her path too. He stops a few feet in front of her and she collides into him because she didn't stop.
"Oh, sorry about that!" he says. "I need to watch where I'm going more." She clumsily stands up, looks at him, and mumbles something about the grass while staring at the floor. She then sprints away gasping for breath heavily. Francis shrugs. "Lots of oddballs out today I guess! Now, where did I park my car?"
I'm dissatisfied with the patriarchy, when I joined I figure it'd be the best way of keeping women miserable but let me tell you it pales compared to /r/trollx. Keeping more women miserable than anyone could imagine.
Have these idiots never encountered the Roman phalanx that is 3 women walking side by side because apparently breaking tanks makes you lose all your Stacey points.
Those pesky germanics are just waiting for the weakest stacey to break formation.
I hope you never had to witness the war-elephant march, Hannibal could only dream of this shit.
2-3 side by side, each taking space in which two man could boogy all night, without ever having to say "No Homo".
You either miss your train/date or the rest of your life, because you are stuck in this force of nature.
37 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-25
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-25
Just seems like an excuse to knock foids down tbh. I don't see the problem ššš
1 theassholette 2019-02-25
You should only knock them down with your huge dong, like a true gentleman. Butt since these are trollxers we're talking about, I doubt a comet can strike their massive asses down, let alone a dick
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2019-02-25
If a woman
*blocks your path*
It's ok to put the shoulder in
1 HardIsLife 2019-02-25
Sometimes I feel like they live in the alternate world because just a few minutes ago, this guy made way for me so I can go out first š¤·š»āāļø
1 ShamesMainName 2019-02-25
There's this girl who is constantly being pushed and bumped into in the hallways of our institute. She complained about this to me, so now I take her arm firmly in my hand and escort her to her next class. There's a secret pleasure I get in being the hero in a woman's story. Yeah, you could say I'm a bit of a feminist š.
1 Badroc 2019-02-25
Have you raped her yet?
1 notcyberpope 2019-02-25
He just admitted to dragging her off
1 aWFucGF0cmljazE5NjY 2019-02-25
Maximum kek
1 TheThng 2019-02-25
Were you surprised? I, for one, was surprised.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-02-25
Same, assumed they'd be an extremely large woman.
1 LobotomyKid 2019-02-25
The universe would benefit vastly if they did that with moving cars instead.
On the other hand, knowing the average weight of TXCh posters, it probably wouldn't be safe for the cars.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-02-25
Hey I'm in 8th grade and I love the feeling when my crotch area touches a girls ass. I sometimes bump into other hot girls and teachers. I done this to so many girls. There's this girl and I think she has noticed me doing this to get and I think she likes it. Because I did it to her a couple times and once I was just in class going to get my ingredients from the fridge in tech when she full on bumps into me. It felt so good. I sit next to her now and she always tries talking to me. I plan on bumping into her more. The other girls don't notice and probably will in later years but this girl doesn't mind, and I think she digs it. Any questions or stories guys
1 theassholette 2019-02-25
We don't want to hear about your sick, disgusting fetishes
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-02-25
šæ
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-02-25
Same.
1 Osterion 2019-02-25
This makes me want to rethink my entire life. Have i been a cuck my whole life because i more out of the way to not bump into people? Would women like me more if i smashed into them?
1 artbaselinthebezel 2019-02-25
I airways move out of people's way
Don't you dare deny my lived experience as a white male, as a mayo male and doctor in mayo male studies it is literally an act of assault to disagree with me. Because I do it, and am a white male, and lived experiences, it literally means all white males are the same.
1 Vurtizontal 2019-02-25
This is weird.
1 trilateral1 2019-02-25
another thing that happens to everyone but they have to make it about sexism.
1 Cho-Dai 2019-02-25
I'm pretty sure there was a thread in r/blackladies about this exact same thing a couple months ago.
I can't wait until all semblance of politeness is abandoned and sidewalks just turn into mosh pits of people elbowing each other into traffic.
1 TheGreatAugust 2019-02-25
God I hate women
1 trilateral1 2019-02-25
those are twoXers we're talking about
1 dramasexual 2019-02-25
imagine being this much of a joyless hag lmao
like how angry at life do you gotta be to get actually buttchafed about grocery carts occasionally being in your way in a grocery store?
1 JustLions 2019-02-25
Mark me down as a joyless hag. Fucking tards blocking the whole aisle with their combo cart + giant ass.
1 DespisedByWomen 2019-02-25
When you're so obese your giant body takes up an entire grocery store aisle then you get mad at other people for being in the aisle, women were a mistake.
1 trilateral1 2019-02-25
you gotta enjoy the small things, like pushing other people's carts out of the way
1 GonnaNutInYourButt 2019-02-25
The TrollX poster goes outside. She prefers to stay inside, watching Netflix and posting on TrollX, but today she has reason to go out. Today she is going to challenge, and potentially smash, the patriarchy.
Walking downtown she picks her target. A 60-something man in a suit is strolling along the sidewalk. "Fucking cis white men" she says under her breath. With her fists balled to her sides and a scowl on her face she begins walking towards him. He's still walking without a care in the world. This only infuriates her more. She collides with him shoulder first, and he drops his phone. She shouts "why don't YOU move for once, you privileged ass" at him, and walks away. A smirk crosses her face because today she taught a man his lesson. She will post about this on TrollX tonight.
...
Francis leaves his company headquarters. It's a sunny day and he's in a good mood. He took a half day off to go home early and surprise his wife with a weekend getaway for her birthday.
As he strolls towards his car he notices a hefty woman is coming towards him. He moves a bit to the left, but she moves with him. Thinking nothing much of it, he moves back to the right, and she adjusts her path too. He stops a few feet in front of her and she collides into him because she didn't stop.
"Oh, sorry about that!" he says. "I need to watch where I'm going more." She clumsily stands up, looks at him, and mumbles something about the grass while staring at the floor. She then sprints away gasping for breath heavily. Francis shrugs. "Lots of oddballs out today I guess! Now, where did I park my car?"
1 LongPostBot 2019-02-25
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1 Lokamayadon 2019-02-25
Someday one of them will kill a dude and they will defend her.
1 mrv3 2019-02-25
I'm dissatisfied with the patriarchy, when I joined I figure it'd be the best way of keeping women miserable but let me tell you it pales compared to /r/trollx. Keeping more women miserable than anyone could imagine.
1 Chukril 2019-02-25
Have these idiots never encountered the Roman phalanx that is 3 women walking side by side because apparently breaking tanks makes you lose all your Stacey points.
1 PussSLayerX69X 2019-02-25
Those pesky germanics are just waiting for the weakest stacey to break formation.
I hope you never had to witness the war-elephant march, Hannibal could only dream of this shit.
2-3 side by side, each taking space in which two man could boogy all night, without ever having to say "No Homo".
You either miss your train/date or the rest of your life, because you are stuck in this force of nature.
1 Shadow_Of_ 2019-02-25
Move bitch, I don't want to touch your ugly ass.
1 Shadow_Of_ 2019-02-25
Men are the backbone of society. I think we're owed not having the move out the way.
1 grabthebanners 2019-02-25
"When I got back to America...got hit several times by men not moving over. I always gave way for other women and minorities."
Oh thank goodness she made way for those precious minorities. Also outing herself as mayo
1 cleverseneca 2019-02-25
How you know you're the most privileged class in your society.