Angry manlet tries to flee in horror as based chad friendship film wins top honors at the Oscars

59  2019-02-25 by JollyOllyMansFatDick

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THAT'S IT! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT! I WORK MY DAMN HEART OUT FOR YOU FUCKING LOSERS AND WHAT DO I GET? A few upvotes on the rare occasion that one of you mouth breathing degenerates think I've been "sentient". Most of the time you just downvote me. You know what. I'm done. FUCK YOU ALL. I'm going to SRD. At least I'll have the chance to have a discussion that isn't about men's anuses.

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It's just uncanny.

I-it’s just a coincidence.

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Proving once and for all that Spike Lee is no match for the eternal boomer film (which is in fact what Reggie Miller would be if he was a movie)

MANLETS

ALWAYS

LOSE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

eat a dick, spike

I thought Spike Lee was kind of okay, then I saw what he did with Old Boy. He literally fucking sucks as a director, he has no idea what he is doing if it doesn’t involve black culture. He is absolute trash. Throw him to the sharks. 🦈🐊🦈🦑🦀

Imagine thinking a foreign film is better than a American one

God dammit, already outed as a subtitle-cel before lunch. This is not a great start to the week.

lol you picked his absolute worst movie out of 74 options.

That shit was unforgivable.

He took a classic, and pit all of the worst aspects of American cinema into it, and made the story worse in almost every way. Such an awful fucking movie.

Why would anyone choose to be a manlet??

It's because they chose to be evil while in the womb.

same with hapas

The Chad Book vs The Virgin KKKlansman

It is unlikely that Lee was being ungracious or a sore loser for not winning. This was about the undercurrent that seemed to follow Green Book through much of the race. Our Pete Hammond will fill in the blanks when he can.

LOL

Spike Lee is a literal retard

Most punchable face ever and he's just like a way more stupid and smug, black Gore Vidal

Lmao. He lost last time he was nominated to a movie with basically the same premise.

He made a good joke about that: "they just changed the seating arrangement."

imagine watching the oscars lol

Yeah I don't really know why anyone outside of the film industry gives a shit about any of those awards.

Blackkklansman was pretty good.

It wasn't oscar worthy though, there were a couple scenes that were obvious artsy crap that was just trying to pander to the academy and pretend the movie wasn't a mediocre waste of time.

It was and the REEEEEEEEEEing that would have come from the Aut Right would have been glorious

That article was close to porn it sucked Lee's dick so well.

I don’t remember anybody saying Blackkklansman was going to win but it sounds like Lee was sure of it. Is he just that delusional and arrogant?

Knicks fans and getting dissapointed, name a more iconic duo:

headline:

Spike Lee Pulls A Kanye When ‘Green Book’ Takes Best Picture Oscar

literally the first line of the article:

While he didn’t take the stage like Kanye West did years ago [...]

that’s some good fuckin’ reportin’ there ricky

He's just gotta make sure someone is driving somebody next time.