I like picturing his sweaty, enormous, pathetically weak body grunting on top of an insta thot, desperately trying to penetrate her, but his gut being in the way makes sex impossible.
/u/momruepari then collapses, his muscles spent from 30 seconds of pathetic wiggling with his stubby, erect cock rubbing the thot's thigh, failing to make purchase.
He ejaculates on her thigh, grunting and sweaty from the effort, beads from his salty brow dripping on the repulsed thot's face. He collapses on top of her, and she tries to wrest free from her wet, obese captive, but to no avail.
His putrid semen-slippery cock retracts to look like a khaki coat button, and the thot contemplates suicide. She begins to pray to the God she turned her back on those many years ago that momruepari's hot fleshy prison suffocates her and releases her from this mortal coil.
In all my long years of patrolling thots, only there was only one "man" (if he can even be called that) that I considered my equal. Momruepari's image macros gave me strength when I needed it most.
58 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-26
This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke
Snapshots:
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1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-26
Sir, I'm going to have to see your N-word pass before you are allowed to post.
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-02-26
🍉
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-26
Welcome back 😍
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-26
What's the over-under on his rebanning? We measuring in hours or days?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-26
I hope never.
$5 on 72 hours tho
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-02-26
Me too he makes the place fun and I'll take 96 hours.
1 onafriday 2019-02-26
I got the under. You paying 2:1 on that action boss?
1 Momruepari 2019-02-26
I missed you
1 ineed750bucks 2019-02-26
How long till you wish someone to keep themselves safe?
1 artbaselinthebezel 2019-02-26
This is watermarks new account btw
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-26
I know
1 Momruepari 2019-02-26
I'm actually u/Ed_ButteredToast
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-26
Who isn't?
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-26
Where is that bowl of curry?
1 artbaselinthebezel 2019-02-26
I love you too
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-26
😘
1 charming_tatum 2019-02-26
I thought he was belleariel's alt
1 artbaselinthebezel 2019-02-26
Nah
1 Extra-dosh 2019-02-26
Can you send him back ? No fatties please
1 FreshHotDogWater 2019-02-26
I like picturing his sweaty, enormous, pathetically weak body grunting on top of an insta thot, desperately trying to penetrate her, but his gut being in the way makes sex impossible.
/u/momruepari then collapses, his muscles spent from 30 seconds of pathetic wiggling with his stubby, erect cock rubbing the thot's thigh, failing to make purchase.
He ejaculates on her thigh, grunting and sweaty from the effort, beads from his salty brow dripping on the repulsed thot's face. He collapses on top of her, and she tries to wrest free from her wet, obese captive, but to no avail.
His putrid semen-slippery cock retracts to look like a khaki coat button, and the thot contemplates suicide. She begins to pray to the God she turned her back on those many years ago that momruepari's hot fleshy prison suffocates her and releases her from this mortal coil.
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
1 Momruepari 2019-02-26
true story btw
1 sadderreborn 2019-02-26
Based and literature pilled
1 happyorangejuce 2019-02-26
What's a man to a King? What's a King to a God? What's a God to a non-believer?
1 ManBearFridge 2019-02-26
👼🏿
1 C-kun_Deux 2019-02-26
welcome back king
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-02-26
Wow, it's like a r/drama clemency day. First they let the mayos back and now they let momruepari back in.
Mods are getting soft.
1 FreshHotDogWater 2019-02-26
1 KERmitfromChainland 2019-02-26
Good morrow faggot...
1 redmako101 2019-02-26
In all my long years of patrolling thots, only there was only one "man" (if he can even be called that) that I considered my equal. Momruepari's image macros gave me strength when I needed it most.
- pizzashill, as quoted in If She Breathes
1 Momruepari 2019-02-26
classic literature
1 mcslibbin 2019-02-26
"pizzashill was totally right about foids"
-Harold Bloom
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-26
Which day this week will you advocate safety to someone else?
1 Momruepari 2019-02-26
no more safety
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-02-26
😍😍😍
1 artbaselinthebezel 2019-02-26
sup
1 JustLions 2019-02-26
YAYYYY!
1 ShamesMainName 2019-02-26
I've missed you so much 😭😭😭
You dont recognize me in this account cause Its an alt's alt but I missed you so much😭😭😭😭😭 please never leave again.
Dramas gotten so bad. I was being downvoted just yesterday for advocating mayocide. IN MY OWN SUB.
Theres unironic nazis in here too😭😭😭 not that there weren't nazis before, but at least they were funny. These new guys are just autistic😭😭😭
Save us Momruepari, you're our only hope
We love you momruepari😍😍
1 Momruepari 2019-02-26
I've come to save r/drama. what's your main?
1 FreshHotDogWater 2019-02-26
🙌🙌🙌
1 Logan_Pauler 2019-02-26
r/drama, home
1 Momruepari 2019-02-26
at last
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-26
I made back too buddy ♥️♥️♥️🤭
1 Momruepari 2019-02-26
and a4 is back too. rip to dratamard2 tho
1 SJCards 2019-02-26
😍😍😍
1 Osterion 2019-02-26
I refuse to be happy about this. You always get banned in like 48 hours and my heart can't take another whirlwind like that.
1 Momruepari 2019-02-26
I wom't let you down
1 e-guy 2019-02-26
luv u b! 💖
also "sup, faggot?" is my favorite phrase! How'd you know?
1 charming_tatum 2019-02-26
For the record I consent to kys
1 Dramatictuna 2019-02-26
He is risen
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-26
Based
1 onafriday 2019-02-26
And just like that folks, normalcy has returned to the game of drama.
1 JustLions 2019-02-26
Doesn't feel the same without pizzashill spazzing out.
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-26
Welcome home
1 AnnArchist 2019-02-26
Sup.
1 Momruepari 2019-02-26
o7
1 gilmore606 2019-02-26
wow this
1 A4GrandDaddy 2019-02-26
Welcome back