Y’all👏can’t👏behave👏

185  2019-02-26 by escargott

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Shame on your toxic ways reddit. No, Netflix didn’t pay me and no I never got paid to post on reddit or rather accepted to post sponsored posts. But it’s heart breaking to see the amount of toxicity and threats you’re willing to spew at someone for using this platform as a 4 year old hobby now. Say what you will, we’re all on here together being bored and killing time.

Some of us enjoy lurking. Some enjoy shitposting. Others moderating. And sadly some enjoy toxic harassment without reason or proof.

Be better reddit ❤️

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Gallowbreast needs some 🕋 Islam 🕋

Reddit mods are actually the NPC meme

4Chan: Creates exaggerated version of liberals to make fun of them

Reddit: Thanks, these are some great ideas!

4Chan: Creates exaggerated version of liberals to make fun of them

Reddit: Thanks, these are some great the only ideas!

Are mods not creative enough to come up with another bogus reason other than that line?

"Alright, I think this thread has run it's course"

'Everything that needs to be said has been said so I'm just going to go ahead and lock this.'

"My bussy is filled to the brim, thank you for your cummies, plebs"

Which makes no goddamn sense. If the thread has run its course and there's nothing more to be said, there won't be many new comments anyways, and no need to lock.

Yea, because if there's something that doesn't happen in Reddit, it's people repeating the same shit over and over again, no matter how many times it has been said before.

You could limit the comments to one representative per subreddit, and you wouldn't end up losing much (((VALUABLE DISCUSSION)))

Dude bussy lmao

This but unironically

Based and dramapilled

It's over for modcels

or you could just let the spergs sperg it out and the thread stills falls off the frontpage on its own anyway.

Is it too much to ask for them to say nothing? Honestly, it's more offensive that this janitor compulsively needs to announce that they are too lazy to tidy up, and they act like it's some sort of power play to lock the bathrooms.

Hey! Don’t compare mods to janitors because janitors

  • actually work hard
  • do things most people don’t want to do but need to be done
  • get paid

Janitors come in flavors other than white and overweight

Like black and old, Mexican and incomprehensible, fat lady

I wish they would just be more direct to piss off the users even more.

If they were creative then they would't be mods.

The jokes write themselves at this point.

Lol that’s some sweet ass anti-cop story.

I was on the cops side the whole time.

Honestly stoners should get the wall.

Oh yes, its always the conservatives who preach "freedoms and liberties" and "individualism" while being simultaneously so authoritarian that they'd take years away from someone's life and spend $50k of tax dollars on incarcerating someone for smoking a plant that's never killed anyone.

How DARE someone have the nerve to decide what they put in their own body? How DARE 2/3s of americans support legalizing nature? This cant be permitted, and it's your job to stop it happening before the other 39 states give in and indulge in this sin!

Found the stoner. Remove the stick from your ass dipshit.

"Found the stoner" nope I quit after college, but you could say the same about 60% of americans. Idk about you but I think we have better things to be doing with billions of tax dollars than keeping 2.5 million people locked up (more than half of them for non-violent drug charges).

Um sweaty, kindly remove the stick from your ass and realize what sub you're on.

this feels like unironic seriousposting

ur a massive bundle of sticks

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Can you drag your ass to the wall or do we need to get your wrangler? You need to bring your own bullets tho, that shits expensive.

r/lostredditors

lostredditorcels out!

OUT OUT OUT!

Haha look at the retard

The fuck is with that sub? Every popular post gets locked by the faggot mods.

Its a rage/pity creative writing bait sub. Its fatally flawed like the relationships subs. Regards trying to outdo eachother. And it's not even funny or clever, it's rote and sad.

Its a rage/pity creative writing bait sub

this describes like, 90% of the text-based subs on this site

the vast majority of that shit is completely made up, including this story

For real this site is hot garbage except for an ok news aggregator, niche topics, some local subs, and wsb.

i'm here for an occasional news story, shitposting here and there, and of course, the drama

Do you KNOW for a fact that the guy made up that story? If a cop murdered some random black 15 yr old standing in his own yard with his phone in his hand why wouldnt they arrest some random family for a joint?

Why are people so retarded? Why are you putting drugs in your car? It can't possibly be that hard just to leave the drugs at home. There isn't a good reason for you to get arrested for possession in your car, wtf are you doing?

"Sh-shut up! I bet you support Trump. They need it for medicine! There is no way they are addicted! IT'S MEDICINE!"

"its also not a drug cuz it came from the earth."

Reddit mods and y'all can't behave. Name a more iconic duo.

Gallowbitch and Shame on your toxic ways reddit. No, Netflix didn’t pay me and no I never got paid to post on reddit or rather accepted to post sponsored posts. But it’s heart breaking to see the amount of toxicity and threats you’re willing to spew at someone for using this platform as a 4 year old hobby now. Say what you will, we’re all on here together being bored and killing time.

Some of us enjoy lurking. Some enjoy shitposting. Others moderating. And sadly some enjoy toxic harassment without reason or proof.

Be better reddit ❤️

Capital punishment would be fitting for y'all posters.

It’s funny how CircleWoke and Chapotards will bitch and bitch about faked stories but this is OK

Phone calls twice a week, and a weekly visit. That’s a pretty close brother. Everyone in there was unanimous that he should cleave his family over this, they were just arguing over whether or not to try to get his brother fired. What the fucking fuck.

Can someone explain to me why everyone started saying yall all the time.

It’s some weird way to sound “folksy” and in tune. It’s also more inclusive than saying “you guys” since the latter makes it sound like you’re talking to only men. At least according to some chapotards and woketards that live in the north.

Completely forgetting that you guys is usually said regionally so it’s double retarded. Triple retarded because people you’d expect to say y’all say it verbally rather than making an effort to type it out.

I had a professor the other day address the class as y’all. Then he stopped himself and was like “why the hell did I say call you guys y’all? I’m not from Texas.” You was genuinely confused as to why he said y’all. I’m guessing he hangs out with too many Reddit moderators or woke Twitter.

Their mothers didn't listen to Waylon Jenning and they let their babies grow up to be cowboys.

Woketards appropriating Southern culture. I'm hella mad online about it because now I can't talk naturally since I would be associating myself with them.