SRDines have a heated capeshit moments over 'rolls dice' Black Panther

145  2019-02-26 by Fleetwan

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Drama posting as a whole rots your brain, the sub is easily one of the most transphobic subreddits filled with Enlightened centrists and alt-light trolls, the mod team is a bunch of weirdo nominally left succdems who post on Stupidpol about how they're the bastion of left thought.

One of them made a post about how they used to be a SJW but alienated all their friends and family and now decries idpol, when in reality they're probably just insufferable to be around

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Not circlejerking that Black Panther is the best Marvel capeshit ever makes you a nazi

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'Some alt right neckbeards like Alita. The Weebshit, which instantly makes it a bad movie

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/auxhpv/comment/ehbh9sw

Trying to circlejerk that Ghostbusters reboot was a good movie in the current yearšŸ˜”šŸ˜’

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/auxhpv/comment/ehbeueq

For radical centrism - Brie Larson hurt muh feelings' https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/auxhpv/comment/ehbfeei

We are at "a conservative liked this movie which means I can't and it's SHIT" levels of discourse apparently.

A typical thread in SRD really.

their conclusion is right, but for all the wrong reasons

Remember the unrivalled butthurt caused by American Sniper? The seen where the mother runs past her dead child to save the bomb...mwah! Never seen someone literally walk out of the theatre in anger before.

The irony is that Wakanda is an alt-right fantasy.

The plot is pretty jumbled, but the lead actress gives an excellent performance and the visuals are amazing.

isn't the main character a fucking CGI thing?

makes ya wonder why mike myers never got any love for his performance in Shrek

there are way too fucking many words in those fucking threads

Black Panther is the best Marvel capeshit ever makes you a nazi

Why can't one be a racialist and be all BOMBER HARRIS DO IT AGAIN !!

Not very inclusive this lot.

How many times are capeshit fans going to watch the same fucking movie with the protagonist in a different costume

Thank Christ we actually have capitalism to drain the neets of all capital.

The invisible hand will surely save us one of these days

If it hasn't saved you already then it has determined you are not worth it.

WTF I love DLC, gacha and loot boxes now

I'd unironically welcome communist revolution if it killed H*llywood.

Ugh, Just pump in Fentanyl gas or whatever the fuck the Russians did during their cape hero movie epidemic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis

After the number of times I watched/read the same paw patrol and caillou stories over and over again with my toddlers, I'm glad the kids are now big enough that they want to go to movies like this instead.

until it stops being awesome

how long is that gonna take?

Listen, I just want to watch people blow random things up in spectacular fashion, is that too much to ask. Quit making it complicated with your "storylines".

We have a black and a woman, now we need a tranny.

SRD are the white people from Get Out, and they're proud of it.

America seems to treat Black people more like children.

Nah, not America as a whole, like Get Out they're overwhelmingly a bunch of pretentious rich fucks and since a lot of them work for corporate and social media they're quite loud, even fucking twitter blue checkmarks tend to be from that category.

Sure, there are plenty of retards now that parrot these fucks but without the source of this bullshit the plebs would wither and disappear.

Woke whities of all varieties really love playing the white man's burden act.

It's even more funny given how Bananda is supposedly:

  • situated close to the Horn of Africa, yet
  • they speak Xhosa, a Southern Bantu language, while
  • using writing systems derived from the Berber alphabet as well as nsibidi (Igbo ideograms from Western Africa), and
  • worshipping Egyptian deities, and all that on top of
  • a hodgepodge of material culture elements lifted from dozens of completely unrelated cultures from all over the continent because they look cool.

Yet somehow this Ruritania With Black People never gets called orientalistic or colonizing or "problematic" or whatever, because it's OK if it's supposedly "empowering" American black youth or something.

Its name comes from a random word in northeastern indigenous American languages that Jack Kirby read in a pulp novel and thought sounded cool. The whole thing is rather noble savagey.

This whole shit was created by two Jews in 60s that just pick shit they though was cool.

Most of the fuck ups are actually from the director's choices.

Which makes it way weirder, honestly.

The Xhosa thing bothered me in Civil War and then Black Panther decided to go turbo on it.

lol bantu displaced most of africa but itā€™s only called colonizing and racist if youā€™re white and more technologically advanced.

To be fair it was more like the Indo-European migration, superior milk drinking horsemen BTFOing effeminate matriarchal farmers.

Even Portuguese who'd been on ships for months noted how scrappy the Khoisan looked, and the Bantus hadn't even driven them into the desert to die yet.

They'll straight up tell you that since there is no one African identity tribes killing and dominating is A OK.

Nothing about Black Panther will ever get called out. Wakanda is just "we waz kangs" nonsense slightly modernized but no less fictional, so of course it's never going to be denounced.

You know what's funny? The director of get out has gone and said that his movie has been massively misinterpreted.

The point of his movie was to mock unhinged liberals who fetishize black people, why do you think all the white characters behave like that? "Black people are so great we want to BE them!", fetishization and infantilization.

It was supposed to be a satire of the left.

Honestly, with that in mind, if you change the marketing, you could really sell it as the alt right movie of the year.

I'd be surprised US audiences didn't get that, but then again they didn't get Starship Troopers either

Or last action hero :S

If you don't watch Captain Marvel atleast 10 times on opening weekend, you're a sexist bigot tbh

Rich, white and attractive superpowered white women - oppressed more than gamers.

Well don't cha know, they only make up 20% of the billionaires.

Won't anyone think of these heiresses...

Stop getting your opinions and personality from South park.

As an answer to someone who didn't like Black Panther.

The can keeps getting bigger and bigger

One day it'll explode, and r/drama shall dine on them.

Lol this the caricature that metareddit types try to claim they aren't when pressed:

"I won't like this movie because people who I hate like it"

"Don't worry, this guy is woke and he likes it"

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This is like when I saw somebody sperging out over the Plinkett Ghostbusters review. Not because they could refute its opinions but because ā€œOh no this review gives ammunition to the sexist incel nerds!ā€ Somebody was buttblasted that good points where being raised because it helped the ā€œother sideā€.

RLM made fun of antifa in their TLJ review.

I don't even know why I watch movie reviews any more, the most recent movie I paid to watch was Grand Budapest Hotel.

his kiwifarms thread is really something

Wait there are unironic moviebob fans? Jesus Christ. The only one I knew irl had his stupid Mario book and ended up becoming the worst fucking tranny stereotype you could imagine

Heā€™s easily my favorite critic

Just when I thought I couldn't feel more contempt for SRDines.

Lmfao imagine thinking movie Bob is anything. Ore than an utter retard.

DAY OF THE CAN WHEN?

no you guys just don't get it. It's very woke to shill for big budget large grossing movies, if you don't do that then how will the poor directors, stars, and capitalists increase their wealth? These are the big issues in society

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This is what I donā€™t get. Arenā€™t these the same people who hate the capitalist class and big businesses who take tax breaks? The movie and television industry takes so many tax breaks to go film places.

They're radlibs, cuckolds essentially. They cuck to the rich as long as they sufficiently pretend to care about their views .

I genuinely don't know how dumb you'd have to be to fall for 'buy our product to make a stand!' marketing.

Reminder Gillette's owners donated a shitload of money to the Republicans, this garbage is literally a veneer to appeal to woketards.

A lot of the outrage culture folks are pretty much economically centrist and only care about idpol, they don't dare to say it because of the chapo-like aggressive commies but they are fine with corporations as long as they become socially liberal enough.

They don't care about abolishing capitalism, they just want a black bourgeoisie.

Idpol is a CIA engineered monkey wrench meant to cripple any homegrown leftist radical movement. CMV.

If it is, it's the most successful thing the CIA has ever done lmfao

The CIA isn't anywhere near that competent. The way easier explanation is that it's the corpse of the industry that was created to profit from woke causes reorienting itself into an eternal cause for perminate production.

It's actually a Soviet brain virus meant to destroy the west that outlived its creator.

Imagine supporting a billion dollar company that would burn your family alive if it increased their stock price by 0.1% just to own the incels lmao

I maxed out my credit card to buy gillette razors, take that ben shapiro

I went vegan and contracted anaemia just to stick it to Piers.

Shilling and bootlicking just to own the cuckser/cels.

We DO need a more DIVERSE Forbes 400.

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Boy you guys really like these circlejerky memes about movie quality.

Yeah how dare movie goere care about the quality of a movie lmao.

Imagine thinking black panther deserved to win best picture. Mayocide cant come soon enough.

It's not even the best Marvel capeshit...come at me SRDinesšŸ˜ šŸ˜¤

Imagine giving a shit about who wins best picture

imagine getting out of bed in the morning

This but unironically

Imagine still caring about the Oscars.

Its fine to say black panther isnt the best capeshit movie but acting like any of them are better than each other is hilarious

Original 2 Batman movies were good compared to these mass produced ones.

The Thor one where he gets a sexy buzz cut and Avengers are clearly better than the Captain America Seasonal Soldier ones though. I saw those and had no idea what the fuck was going on, nearly incoherent.

Is Rem Lezar a capeshit?

Captain Americas 2 and 3 were capeshit kino.

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I thought I was in r/moviescirclejerk and thought this was a good bit at first

"what you just said is like something they would make fun of mcj, DON'T YOU FEEL ASHAMED, HMMM?

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Black Panther is one of the only Marvel movies to build a world and actually be about something

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Time to add SubredditDrama to my "deplarable" filter.

nvm apparently just reapproving it works.

Wir mĆ¼ssen das Capeshit ausrotten.

The left clutches to only the most cultured films, the rest of you plebeians would never understand the nuance of an Oceans movie with only women, a Ghost busters film with only women, and a super hero film with mostly black people.

Superhero movies are so insanely repetitive. I watched Ant-Man and Aquaman and they both featured identical old ladies who had to remain alone in a place for like 20 years and somehow managed to get botox while being in there, who get rescued by their son and his female romantic interest, and then are reunited with their husband who never stopped loving them

Convinced that, capeshit is the reason why Reddit is well.... Reddit.

History is about people fighting and killing. You ain't supposed to cheer for anyone.