One of the funniest foid twatter comedians turns out to be a dude who was impersonating his wife

161  2019-02-26 by Strictlybutters

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And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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Men are better at being women than actual women.

This but unironically

Again

Many such cases!

I hope this phrase enters the popular lexicon.

u/trappysaruh

hi!(:

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Tfw Bruce Jenner won the “women of the year award” without even being a women for a full year

Femcells BTFO

If a bitch is intentionally funny, she's probably a lesbian

Tina Fey didn't die for this

its spelled 'elo' hell, not 'elle oh' hell...

lists like “30 Of The Funniest Women on Twitter You Should Be Following

What the fuck.

Women are so funny we need lists of them

Binders, more like

THIS JOKE HAS BEEN MARKED FOR DELETION FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS: 1) TOPICAL; AND 2) OLD.

It's over for 2012-jokes-cels

They don’t have testicles so they need listicles

need more money for dem programs

Perhaps he should've spent more time impregnating his wife instead of impersonating her, could've saved their marriage.

The unintended consequence was that people got hurt.

Who the hell would be "hurt" by this?

I know several people who spoke freely with him about very personal issues that one would not otherwise talk about with someone operating under a completely false identity,

Oh.

Imagine trusting a fucking twitter avatar with your deepest personal secrets because they wrote some funny jokes

If you tell stranger about pulling the plug on grammas life support, don't complain if they tell

I know several people who spoke freely with him about very personal issues that one would not otherwise talk about with someone operating under a completely false identity,

Oh, nvm.

Still mot seeing how hurt.

Woman of the year: a man

All the fastest runners among women: all men

Funniest woman on Twitter: a man

It's almost as if trans women are the best of both worlds

Only if they have a /r/drama-tier monster of a hog.

So a rotten micropenis? Not really into that but i won't judge

That's how I feel about rotten frankengussy.

Is having a big dick desirable in pre-op trans women? I can only speak for myself as I prefer smaller feminine penises, despite the advantages a bigger one might have.

big dicks are easier to fold between your legs

as for attraction, dramacels want to be pegged by a motherly girl due to their mommy issues

I just want someone I can alternate between calling mommy and the n-word when we fuck. That's all I want in life.

It's a multivariable equation and it's individualized.

Now, there's multiple academic approaches to the subject, but considering I dont expect the average person here to be able to wrap their heads around the higher level calculations if trap cock we'll stick with basic formulations.

Variables a, b and c are your preferences for gith, length and feminine appearance, where the ideal is 1.0 for each factor and any percent away from the ideal is -. 01. Variables x, y and z are your personal weighted scale on for which of the three respective factors you find most important to least important. The three numbers should add up to 1.00, so if you're 50% of your preference is focused on girth, 30% on length and 20% on how feminine the penis is than x=.5, y=.3 and z=.2.

You will then get an equation that will look like this:

(ax+by+cz) ÷3=PP (PP is one variable thst means perfect penis, just convert the decimal into a percentage and it will tell you how good a particular penis is) and after doing an extensive

For me because I like prioritize femininity>girth>length my equation will be (.3a+.15b+.55c)÷3=PP.

What about curvature though?

That's when you start getting into higher levels of trap cock mathematics, I don't want to really get too crazy and go over people's heads. Curvature, how much it flares at the base, complexion, veinyness, etc. are all other variables that can be fwcotred) factored into our 3 main variables but it takes a lot of work.

men make the best women

It's a man's world.

The Patriarchy still reigns supreme from the shadows, exerting its will and subverting the gussy rebellion through these calculated 4D Chess plays.

Lol one of the featured tweets called him a 'sex creep'. For making jokes using his wife's name. Unreal.

If you're a man who wants to dress and act like a woman that's totally fine and normal. If you're a man who makes jokes on the internet while pretending to be a woman then you are a freak and need a bullet.

It's okay if you pretend to be a woman to rob people on the internet. We all played runescape.

We all played runescape.

speak for yourself, NEET!

You hear that, eggs? Pretending to be a different gender online is misogynist. The entire feminist movement aren't all TERFs, we swear!~

"Funniest woman" is like "tallest midget": so what?

Daily reminder that Bonnie McFarlane and Tina Fey have dicks

Wot

Only women with dicks can be funny

“He also tweeted about female-specific experiences, and even made it into a ‘Best Tweets’ list about getting your period. It was at best very entitled, and at worst outright gross.”

You know what the epitome of first world problems is? Complaining about your period to a stranger on the internet and then being ‘hurt’ when you figure out it was a man you complained to. It’s such a non interaction.