Being a racist loser that makes fun of racist losers doesn't make you any less of a racist loser.

Pretending you're too stupid to understand how you spend your free time doesn't make it any less pathetic to spend your free time that way.

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Warren looks like Napoleon Dynamite tho.

That's a yikes chief

TFW he draws the donkey juiciest. Ben's a furfag

anal vore

I hate that I know what this means

I came out to my family that I'm into anal vore.

Let me elaborate.

I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "l am an anal vore fanatic". Its who I am. It’s my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself.

I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is.

It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the party was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately.

The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (l don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me.

We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point... I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I saved but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (l still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me).

Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories and wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore I kind of gave up

The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left.

Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It’s really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues, such as my uncle who was intolerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

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You should have just showed them the south park episode where Martha Stewart eats a turkey with her butt.

Was the original pasta about My Little Pony? It reads like it was

I think the original was actually just about regular vore, which isn't really any better.

but nobody was jerking it to them.

Doubt

We were just too young and naive to know any better

stileproject and rotten.com

I hate the fact that I was browsing those sites as a child and here I am as an adult, on this cesspit.

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Of course he's a feeder too

probably a fatfur too

I think it's finally dawned on me that Ben is solely responsible for alt furries.

Draws the donkey's ass almost as big as he draws Hillary's.

Yeah those tiddies are pretty detailed

Thank god they're labeled.

Labeled stupidly. Warren is less left than Booker?

Imagine expecting Fentanyl Garrison to get basic facts right.

I can’t stop laughing that he labeled the donkey.

At least it's subtle lol, he could have labelled it "democrats"

kek

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Demo[n]cRATS

(((Demo[[[n]]]crats)))

Tbh I thought the Democratic Party symbol was the ass, or maybe the the silhouetted stars&stripes version.

That's what a brand looks like though...

It's a brand you imbecile

And thank goodness for that, I never would've realized it was representing the democrats if he hadn't used his clever artistry!

I mean, all political cartoons are like this. I know it's a running gag here "muh labels", but literally all political cartoons do it.

Bet you feel pretty dumb right now.

No, I'm glad you spent an hour to find one example proving me wrong. You definitely don't have anything better in your life so I'm glad I gave you purpose.

I spent less than 10 minutes finding 8 examples that proved you wrong, you fucking eggplant.

I spent less than 10 minutes finding 8 examples that proved you wrong, you fucking eggplant.

I see one. You can't even count, I guess you are retarded

lol look at this retard he can't even click separate words.

We can see you edited the comment dolt.

Yeah, in the first few minutes you numb nuts. Don't try to cover up the fact that you didn't check the links.

It actually pretty funny for Benny, at least it fits with the image

Tfw he gives Booker his googley eye

far far left

succdems

Ok

expecting sense from a Zyklon Ben "cartoon"

Ok

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And Harris and Booker are apparently farther left than Pocahontas?

God that donkey is fucking sexy

DAT ASS

same

Ben "the montana merchant mangler" Garrison does it again

Could you leave my beautiful home state out of this please?

no sadder words of tongue or pen

than this that ben garrison was right again, or however it goes, fuck you

doesn't even put them in the right order cause his rotting maga boomer brain has no understanding of politics whatsoever other than disliking certain public figures and liking others

Bookers' eyes are a nice touch.

Globalism! Woo Woo!

Burgers thinking that Bernie Sanders is far left.

For burgers, that is pretty true.

Bernie looks 20 years younger, it's a flattering picture of him.

Needs Occasional-Cortex

Shows you how sad the american 2 party political system is when you have to take a stand on so many different political topics just so that you can vote. Who said a can't more taxes for rich people without open borders and globablism and social justice? What if I only agree on some of these things? Do I still have to be a democrat?

What if I want the death penalty AND abortion?

What if I want gays, women, and muzlims?

This is the radical centrist platform. We're decidedly anti-life. Life was a mistake.

'the crime is life, the sentence is death' - Judge Death

If you're not voting for either Hitler or Stalin, you're a centrist cuck tbh.

Hurr Durr me american anything not alt right is socialist which is communist to my 80 iq brain.

I already posted this goddamnit.

WHICH ONE IS THE TEXT! IT'S NOT LABELED AS TEXT AND I CANNOT FIND IT! AAAH!

When is he gonna OD on Fentanyl?

wtf i love ben "never pass on spreading some ass" garrison now