Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

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It's over for Modi-cels. Life-fuel for INC-cels

You have it the wrong way. INC is pretty much finished because of this. One of the biggest complains people had with INC was them not doing anything about the Pak after 26/11 . And Modi has already shown that he is ready to take drastic action.

Based

Didn't the BJP get slammed in recent elections? If I were of a more conspiratorial mindset...

Oh they did. They got slammed in some state elections. However, it was mostly because Thier state candidates were shit. This is a huge problem with BJP. There upper leadership is pretty good but their lower leadership is just batshit insane. If they keep propping those idiots in state elections, they will probably end up losing most states apart from UP.

however, Modi is still popular with most voters. And Indians are really patriotic. On top of that, Rahul Gandhi is hugely unpopular. He is like an Indian Jeb!

However, it was mostly because Thier state candidates were shit. This is a huge problem with BJP.

This is an superficial analysis of the elections tbh.

Only one state leader was unpopular (Rajasthan).

Two others are extremely popular but we're facing 15 years of anti-incumbency.(MP and Chattisgargh). Very few Indian state leaders have won 4 terms in a row.

And in all there states BJP lost by only a small vote percentage difference. So BJP is still pretty strong.

If I were of a more conspiratorial mindset...

Nothing conspiratorial about it. Many analysts agree that Modi is playing nuclear chicken to win votes.

BJP got slammed but Modi is much smarter and politically savvy than the guy the INC is propping up as their prime minister candidate. They'll never beat him as long as he's in charge

Modi has nothing on Rahul. He was literally raised to become Prime Minister

Rahul is a massive pussy who would have been some weak middle management type if he wasn't raised in the dumbass dynastic politics the INC has. Modi will eat him alive, unfortunately.

Isn't the concern that said drastic action is turning out to be an embarrassing failure. Losing a jet to kill some trees is pretty shameful.

Losing a jet to kill literally nothing is pretty shameful

Yes it is pretty shameful. Just like that US navy seal raid where they lost a helicopter while killing random tall dude.

Oh wait

गुस्सा होना

😫😣😤

It's over Jinmy-Carter-1980-reelection-cels. Just Eagle-Claw-max bro!

We also got to learn about their cool ass stealth helicopters.

The captured pilot is being treated well too

He gets a room and his own street for bathroom duties

Ahem.

Lol pajeets

just saying, the india-pakistan thing is a super big deal right now. they both have nukes and india just called up their Nuclear weapon panel (or whatever its called) to decide on targets.

It’s bizarro world how this is somehow like the 3rd or 4th story worldwide.

India has been nuclear since the 70s and Pakistan since the 90s, theyve had several full out wars and border conflicts since then and neither have nuked each other. Shit or get off the pot imo

Cause they both know that whoever launches first loses big time. New Delhi and Mumbai are both in strike range and are the 2nd and 7th most populous cities in the world by population. A nuclear strike by Pakistan would kill more people than some European countries have combined.

Pakistan striking would lead to a devastating and immediate decapitation strike by most of the West combined. I'm sure the Pentagon already has plans. We have carriers already in the gulf. This could have serious consequences for further stability in the Middle East. It's absolutely the biggest issue in the world atm.

I mean, dude bussy lmao

Both China and the US have semi public plans for a decapitation and nuke strike in Pakistan. The issue is Pakistani nukes are literally driven around in unmarked vans to prevent this from happening. If even one of them escapes the world faces a terror threat like never before

Post bussy

Look, THQ Nordic engaged with racists and pedos and if you can't see why t h i s i s i m p o r t a n t I've got nothin to say to you. It's not my job to educate you.

Yeah, I literally only found out about it through /r/drama

Crazy times.

We need to start a GoFundMe to convince them to add San Francisco.

im in for $17 MATCH ME!

this manshe gets it

San Fransisco, Pyongyang, and Mecca

The holy trinity

Source for the nuke think?

I had it backwards, it was pakistan.

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/politics-and-nation/pakistan-pm-calls-meeting-of-top-decision-making-body-on-nuclear-issues/articleshow/68180367.cms

Youre mistaken. That body is a high level body overseeing all military affairs. While nuclear options are under its purview there is no way in hell that the option is considered for anything other than an absolute last case scenario. This isn't even my Pakistani side talking but I don't believe the Indians managed to hit the targets they were claiming to. The area isn't a desert or uninhabited and also has internet reception so I doubt something on the scale of 300 people dying is going to be covered up. Pajeets managed to lose 2 Migs for some trees lmfao. Anyway, that is my seriouspost for this month.

All Pakistan had to do was deploy tactical bob and vagene traps to lure the Indian military towards a false target. The outcome was predetermined from that point onward

Yeah, a bombing killing 300 would be massive. We would have video of it everywhere if it was true

I remember this one retarded rightoid telling everyone how Pakistan probably did not have nukes and that they were lying, because mudshit brown countries couldn't possibly maintain high-IQ nukes like mayos do.

Scary shit was that this was on /r/drama and upvoted lmao. And you could tell it wasn't pro-lolcow upvotes since no one was milking him.

literal retard gets upvoted by a sub full of retards and refugees from even more autistic subs

Is it really that scary tho 🤔

Imagine the geopolitical problem solving power of Ja Rule and Jeb!

Cherish it boys, this’ll be some of the last drama we get from them before their user base is incinerated in nuclear hellfire

Their sacrifice won't be in vain: scientists have secretly hoped for some surface detonations because certain isotopes with short half-lives in the atmosphere are running out that we use to date things like groundwater recharge and stuff

why aren't we funding Kim Jong Un???

Is that an excuse for more atmospheric testing? God, yes.

Indians are racist as fuck

I don't know anything about this conflict but I'm backing the Pakicels because Imran Khan is one silver fox.

The guy is handling it so diplomatically you can’t not side with him

He always was an alpha curry chad.

If that whole subcontinent would just glass one another, think of how many billions of people would no longer be living in poverty? And we'd get some really spicy curry out of the deal.

I just want to point out that I've been saying here repeatedly over the last couple days that the air force that's still flying goddamn MiG-21s is probably going to run into trouble. You guys don't deserve the high quality defense analysis that I provide to r/drama for free.

Almost every pakistani on twitter is reposting this. They're on twitter's trending page. They enjoy our pain and suffering

Talk shit, planes get hit

Tbqh getting your ass beat a little is just part of being a shot down pilot isn't it?

If he didn’t want to get shot down he shouldn’t have gotten shot down

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