I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!
this is a classic tactic for pedos. i do not know if you learned this or it is just instictual. whenever a pedo likes a underage lookin girl they try to flip it on you "y r u thinkin of underage girls when lookin at her???!". honestly drop dead pedo scum.
Normal people are sex predators because we have a predatory culture around sex and there's nothing like a sex drive to make people willing to learn that culture on a deeply ingrained habitual level. I'm a sweet guy who's too smart for that shit. I'm so afraid of not being good to any girl I like that sex is barely even appealing to me because it's just a lot of stressful pressure since if I don't make a partner cum harder than any other guy ever has then I would feel like we both got robbed. If I ever fuck a 14 year old I can guarantee you have less to worry about with me doing that than you do with most adults who fuck other adults but have no problem psychologically damaging each other to do it.
I see your pleb level moral and raise you a more legit one: don't traumatize anyone of any age over selfish things like your sex drive, whether by rape or just general everyday interpersonal bullshit and common disregard for the well-being of others.
There aren't any scenarios I can see in today's world where a 13 year old is in a position to have sex with a grown man and not be at severe risk of some psychological trauma, so by the standard I just explained I wouldn't.
The state hospital in my home town trys to rehabilitate sexual predators. Rarely do any of them leave. Sick fucks on that unit. My mom worked there for a number of years and used to tell us stories about the inmates there. If they get caught by other non sex offending inmates they usually get beat pretty severely. Just happened to one a few months ago. Not sure if he made it or not. He was life watched to a bigger city.
Sounds like you're talking about Coalinga, or if not a similar facility. They serve their sentence in prison, then are moved over to the hospital for "treatment". Most of them never get out like you said, and coincidentally they cost over $200,000 a year to keep in such a facility. And that money gets paid year after year until they die. Sounds like a scam where a bunch of people are profiting off the fact that nobody cares about pedos.
imagine being so accustomed to fearing social norms that you're afraid of ever wanting to fuck anyone who doesn't look old enough to buy tobacco without getting carded so you need to rationalize finding this attractive by pretending the alternative is to be accustomed to fucking landwhales
to be fair you're not too delusional, at least people who find this unattractive are more likely accustomed to fucking landwhales than people who find this attractive are accustomed to diddling kids
Nope. We're just all lying to ourselves about what is attractive. Young girls who've come into womanhood are just plain the most attractive people. It's been that way throughout history. Ariana is well above the acceptable legal age and still looks young and fantastic. Just fucking deal with it.
There's a reason why the likes of Britney Spears, Mandy Moore, Etc. were put out at their age. Britney's first video in the school girl outfit and everything. They knew what they were doing.
If you're implying they don't believe in an age of consent, I am definitely not on board with that. However, this talk of being attracted to kids if you like Ariana... she's twenty fucking five years old! Some people just like petite women, jeeeeeez. Stop kink shaming me!
Obvious bait but female fertility isn't great even at 16 and doesn't peak til 25. There's no biological imperitive to want to fuck 14 year old girls. You're just an evolutionary mistake that should be cleansed from the gene pool.
Oh no you can see her rib cage when she's leaning back with her arms up like any other reasonably fit person. Fuck off fatty. Ariana is a petite goddess. Go stuff your self with Mountain Dew and McGriddles and keep telling people it's "muh genetics" okay.
sorry ariana, you're gonna have to remain celibate forever, somebody on the internet thinks you're not hot and therefore anyone you fuck has to be a pedophile
what's strange about virtue signalling to internet strangers that you're such a non pedo, that you're terrified of fucking adult women who are skinny or short? nothing weird about that, and in fact, YOU are probably the pedo for even questioning it.
"hey guys i'm totally not a pedophile, not at all. now non pedo am i you ask, umm, well, see this 28 year old woman who is fairly skinny? well i wouldn't fuck her, and i think anyone who WOULD is a pedophile. that's how non pedo i am and i just wanted you all, a bunch of internet strangers know, that i'm so non pedo that i'm scared to be attracted to think girls. yep, i'm totally psychologically healthy".
Yeah well, I think Betty White looks like an infant and anyone who's ever had sex with her in her life is an anti-vaxxer. I'll only have sex with fully graduated necromatriarchs who have pulse rates below 5 beats per minute. Top that.
no I would think to myself "why is this guy thinking about ariana grande and what makes him so sure anyone else is interested in the topic of her that he's bringing her up"
Unironically some people in r/drama think like this. How did this place get fucking weird about this shit. Some of you sound like the men who always sat "fuck faggots, i hate homos" and a week later they get caught sucking cock in some public bathroom.
i agreed with this sentiment when she first got big, but i think now at least young men have some deniability bc it’s not so weird if it started as a teen crush
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-27
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1 RandolphCox 2019-02-27
remember those pics of bill clinton eyeing her at a funeral?.. evidence growing.
1 ralphbrenting 2019-02-27
I will pencil this one into my arguments
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-02-27
😴😴😴
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-27
fuck off pedo
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-02-27
Arent you the one that likes a teenage boy lookalike
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-27
who
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-02-27
Smh
1 chaneightseven 2019-02-27
what about pete davidson?
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-27
hopefully facing the Ariana grande curse next
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-27
Volcel if you wouldn't
1 raidahlovah 2019-02-27
The fact that you think an adult woman reminds you of a child makes me wonder about you having underlying issues.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-27
Pedo cope
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-27
this is a classic tactic for pedos. i do not know if you learned this or it is just instictual. whenever a pedo likes a underage lookin girl they try to flip it on you "y r u thinkin of underage girls when lookin at her???!". honestly drop dead pedo scum.
1 Lord_jyraksiz 2019-02-27
The correct thing to do is fuck 14 year olds that look 20
1 DarqWolff 2019-02-27
thank you, ffs
1 rsaahhuul0 2019-02-27
Fuck, I thought they v& you. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-27
it worries me that you unironically believe this
1 DarqWolff 2019-02-27
Normal people are sex predators because we have a predatory culture around sex and there's nothing like a sex drive to make people willing to learn that culture on a deeply ingrained habitual level. I'm a sweet guy who's too smart for that shit. I'm so afraid of not being good to any girl I like that sex is barely even appealing to me because it's just a lot of stressful pressure since if I don't make a partner cum harder than any other guy ever has then I would feel like we both got robbed. If I ever fuck a 14 year old I can guarantee you have less to worry about with me doing that than you do with most adults who fuck other adults but have no problem psychologically damaging each other to do it.
1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-27
anyway ... did you lose weight or are you still on the heavy side?
1 DarqWolff 2019-02-27
Both
1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-27
that's good to hear. still don't rape any young teen girls though, no matter how tempting their nubile, pubescent bodies might be
1 DarqWolff 2019-02-27
I see your pleb level moral and raise you a more legit one: don't traumatize anyone of any age over selfish things like your sex drive, whether by rape or just general everyday interpersonal bullshit and common disregard for the well-being of others.
1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-27
okay but seriously don't touch any 13 year old girls, even if they're cute
1 DarqWolff 2019-02-27
There aren't any scenarios I can see in today's world where a 13 year old is in a position to have sex with a grown man and not be at severe risk of some psychological trauma, so by the standard I just explained I wouldn't.
1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-27
no cute 12 year old girls either
1 DarqWolff 2019-02-27
Damn you
1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-27
I know they are tempting with their small bodies but still.
1 MG87 2019-02-27
I tipped the FBI about /u/RandolphCox
1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-27
t. pedo
1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2019-02-27
Classic pedo cope, find a new line
1 raidahlovah 2019-02-27
There is a bunch of you. We have a State hospital where I live that helps people like you. Well the turn over rate isn't that good.
1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2019-02-27
What did it mean by this
1 raidahlovah 2019-02-27
The state hospital in my home town trys to rehabilitate sexual predators. Rarely do any of them leave. Sick fucks on that unit. My mom worked there for a number of years and used to tell us stories about the inmates there. If they get caught by other non sex offending inmates they usually get beat pretty severely. Just happened to one a few months ago. Not sure if he made it or not. He was life watched to a bigger city.
1 SrebrenicaWasFunny 2019-02-27
Sounds like you're talking about Coalinga, or if not a similar facility. They serve their sentence in prison, then are moved over to the hospital for "treatment". Most of them never get out like you said, and coincidentally they cost over $200,000 a year to keep in such a facility. And that money gets paid year after year until they die. Sounds like a scam where a bunch of people are profiting off the fact that nobody cares about pedos.
1 raidahlovah 2019-02-27
They treat them and try and release them into the public. Very few have been released. Some are working among us and get followed by a State worker.
1 NapoleonBonerpart5 2019-02-27
That’s a normal sized cope. Find a new slant.
1 pvijay187 2019-02-27
I bet you are one of the "She's not a child she's an 800 year old cat person" type of retard
1 raidahlovah 2019-02-27
What?
1 KuroBeauty 2019-02-27
I bet you are one of the "She's not a child she's an 800 year old cat person" type of retard
1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2019-02-27
This but unironically
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-02-27
Thank u, next
1 Jas0nJewnova 2019-02-27
You may not like it but this is what the ideal woman looks like
1 pvijay187 2019-02-27
Holy shit that is mentally scarring
1 stereomono1 2019-02-27
D:
why are they doing this to us ???
1 Mozgus 2019-02-27
Please tell me that's shopped...
1 matike 2019-02-27
Man, what the fuck come on I’m on my lunch.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-02-27
The fuck is this
1 mrubuto22 2019-02-27
What is that bump above her snatch? It's not a hip bone and it defies physics if it's fat.. wtf is it!?
1 HatSimulatorOfficial 2019-02-27
Shes laying down so gravity is pulling fat down. Don't know what kind of physics class you took
1 mrubuto22 2019-02-27
Yea but it's being pulled down in a baseball shape. Wouldn't it drop evenly?
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-02-27
gunt
1 Ilikefriedpickles 2019-02-27
Fuuuuuck could've used a NSFW work tag on that before I opened it at work
1 Norci 2019-02-27
You have only yourself to blame for opening links on r/drama at work.
1 Morgoff 2019-02-27
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-02-27
😍😍😍
1 Vurtizontal 2019-02-27
Yikes
1 artbaselinthebezel 2019-02-27
That's a tranny right?
1 pvijay187 2019-02-27
You don't find a 70 pound stick figure without ass or tits attractive?
1 WeeniePops 2019-02-27
Found the BBW lover.
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1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-02-27
oh god that’s wrong
1 Futhermucker 2019-02-27
imagine being so accustomed to fucking landwhiles that you don't find this attractive
1 DarqWolff 2019-02-27
imagine being so accustomed to fearing social norms that you're afraid of ever wanting to fuck anyone who doesn't look old enough to buy tobacco without getting carded so you need to rationalize finding this attractive by pretending the alternative is to be accustomed to fucking landwhales
to be fair you're not too delusional, at least people who find this unattractive are more likely accustomed to fucking landwhales than people who find this attractive are accustomed to diddling kids
1 WeeniePops 2019-02-27
Nope. We're just all lying to ourselves about what is attractive. Young girls who've come into womanhood are just plain the most attractive people. It's been that way throughout history. Ariana is well above the acceptable legal age and still looks young and fantastic. Just fucking deal with it.
1 MassNukes 2019-02-27
Show me a guy who doesnt find 16yos attractive and I'll show you a cuck in denial
1 WeeniePops 2019-02-27
There's a reason why the likes of Britney Spears, Mandy Moore, Etc. were put out at their age. Britney's first video in the school girl outfit and everything. They knew what they were doing.
1 cervezainternacional 2019-02-27
Found the libertarian.
1 WeeniePops 2019-02-27
If you're implying they don't believe in an age of consent, I am definitely not on board with that. However, this talk of being attracted to kids if you like Ariana... she's twenty fucking five years old! Some people just like petite women, jeeeeeez. Stop kink shaming me!
1 throwawaytothetenth 2019-02-27
Obvious bait but female fertility isn't great even at 16 and doesn't peak til 25. There's no biological imperitive to want to fuck 14 year old girls. You're just an evolutionary mistake that should be cleansed from the gene pool.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-27
body nah, that’s just a shorty
face, though, yeah
1 WeeniePops 2019-02-27
Oh no you can see her rib cage when she's leaning back with her arms up like any other reasonably fit person. Fuck off fatty. Ariana is a petite goddess. Go stuff your self with Mountain Dew and McGriddles and keep telling people it's "muh genetics" okay.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-27
bbw’s are pretty cool when it’s all distributed well
1 stereomono1 2019-02-27
quality > quantity
1 mrubuto22 2019-02-27
Dude, she's got a rad dumper
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-02-27
ahem I believe the proper progressive term is “turd cutter”
1 jewdanksdad 2019-02-27
No one cares, Randy
1 RabidRab 2019-02-27
Broke: Paedophilia is when someone wants to fuck kids
Woke: Paedophilia is when someone wants to fuck adults who look like kids
Bespoke: Paedophilia is when people want to fuck adults who I don't want to fuck
1 westphall 2019-02-27
Wanting to fuck is pretty gay, honestly.
1 SuperElf 2019-02-27
straight sex sounds pretty gay too
1 Best_Broccoli 2019-02-27
The clitoris is erectile tissue. When you put her clit in your mouth you've got erectile tissue in your mouth = someone elses dick = gay
Buncha homos
1 fernguts 2019-02-27
That's the best argument in favour of female genital mutilation that I've ever heard.
1 westphall 2019-02-27
Every single time you've ever jerked off, you've given a dude a handjob.
1 1029384756-mk2 2019-02-27
Baroque: Paedophilia is when people want to fuck kids who I don't want to fuck
1 InstantSheepMix 2019-02-27
im not a man of discerning taste. sue me
1 KingNothing305 2019-02-27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ntGsovM1Bw
1 Morgoff 2019-02-27
I'd drink her piss tbh.
1 omegaclap 2019-02-27
sorry ariana, you're gonna have to remain celibate forever, somebody on the internet thinks you're not hot and therefore anyone you fuck has to be a pedophile
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-02-27
Now you get it.
1 Vurtizontal 2019-02-27
Who isn't a pedo according to this sub? You guys are starting to fall into some weird ass paranoia about pedos.
1 automatic_cluck 2019-02-27
k pedo
1 Femicide 2019-02-27
what's strange about virtue signalling to internet strangers that you're such a non pedo, that you're terrified of fucking adult women who are skinny or short? nothing weird about that, and in fact, YOU are probably the pedo for even questioning it.
1 DarqWolff 2019-02-27
this but ironically
1 automatic_cluck 2019-02-27
SIEG HEIL
1 TurbulentStorage 2019-02-27
My question is this: why is Grande's transracialism just quietly accepted by everyone? She's 110% mayo, but looks darker than Rachel Dolezal.
1 brokenpornograph 2019-02-27
Italians aren’t white, dude.
1 MG87 2019-02-27
They are tho
1 Vurtizontal 2019-02-27
They are not tho
1 Clark_Savage_Jr 2019-02-27
What about the ancient Romans?
1 DryStock 2019-02-27
Obviously they're white.
But Italians come from the remains of ancient Rome getting raped by durka durkas.
1 MassNukes 2019-02-27
italians are pretty white, its jsut the climate that makes them have a perpetual tan
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-02-27
because your average dumbass burger probably thinks Grande is Mexican
1 MG87 2019-02-27
If I'm gonna fuck a 4'10 Hispanic girl, it's gonna be Shakira
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-02-27
She's white now
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-02-27
Huh shakira is 5’2”. Why did I always think she was y’all?
1 Tyestor 2019-02-27
literally skeletor
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-02-27
In Spanish, grande means big.
1 transgirltradwife 2019-02-27
She's a dago larping as a latina though.
1 CCAlkie 2019-02-27
Arianna Grande looks like she's 8 ya tit fucker. I'm giving the preschool your plate number.
1 transgirltradwife 2019-02-27
The most disgusting thing about liking ariana grande is liking Italians
1 Tyestor 2019-02-27
for every inch of makeup and fake tan she scrapes off before bed every night she gets 1 point hotter on the 0-10 scale.
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-02-27
finally RandolphCox with a take i can get behind
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-27
make sure to follow my reddit profike. or dont. tbh i am getting sick of the pressure and fame n just want to live a normal life again.
1 notcyberpope 2019-02-27
Shes no Tay but neither are as good as 😍Carly😍
1 Femicide 2019-02-27
"hey guys i'm totally not a pedophile, not at all. now non pedo am i you ask, umm, well, see this 28 year old woman who is fairly skinny? well i wouldn't fuck her, and i think anyone who WOULD is a pedophile. that's how non pedo i am and i just wanted you all, a bunch of internet strangers know, that i'm so non pedo that i'm scared to be attracted to think girls. yep, i'm totally psychologically healthy".
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-27
just say you like women who look likechilds so u do not have to risk jail. just admit it.
1 Femicide 2019-02-27
"y...you think it's weird that i'm going out of way to assure every one that i'm non pedo? w....w...well....well YOU ARE THE PEDO!"
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-27
i am startin to think you are discussin this is n bad faith
1 DarqWolff 2019-02-27
Yeah well, I think Betty White looks like an infant and anyone who's ever had sex with her in her life is an anti-vaxxer. I'll only have sex with fully graduated necromatriarchs who have pulse rates below 5 beats per minute. Top that.
Is my name cleared now?
1 RandolphCox 2019-02-27
if someone said to you "oh ya ariana grande is really hot" would you think to yourself "this guy is safe, he is in the 'club'"?
1 DarqWolff 2019-02-27
no I would think to myself "why is this guy thinking about ariana grande and what makes him so sure anyone else is interested in the topic of her that he's bringing her up"
1 Vurtizontal 2019-02-27
Unironically some people in r/drama think like this. How did this place get fucking weird about this shit. Some of you sound like the men who always sat "fuck faggots, i hate homos" and a week later they get caught sucking cock in some public bathroom.
1 Psyman2 2019-02-27
Not that there's anything wrong with either of those things.
1 fernguts 2019-02-27
I didn't expect to hear that from you, of all people.
1 DarqWolff 2019-02-27
All jokes aside, I'd unironically fuck Betty White
In 1935
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-27
Based Pastor Randy
1 ZIIReactionzV 2019-02-27
Thank you op this is real bravery. Same with selena gomez tbh.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-27
i agreed with this sentiment when she first got big, but i think now at least young men have some deniability bc it’s not so weird if it started as a teen crush
1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-27
I don't even think she looks that young, speaking as someone who enjoys the cute bodies and faces of youthful looking girls. Okay body though.
1 artbaselinthebezel 2019-02-27
I do want to fuck her sorry
Not my fault she's smol and cute
1 xBlaziken_420x 2019-02-27
Isn't Ariana Grande old though (like 25)? So how would someone be a pedo if they were into her?
(btw I'm a teen and a girl so I don't like her, in case you go there)