ariana grande is NOT hot and i honestly suspect any man who thinks she is as a pedo

110  2019-02-27 by RandolphCox

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remember those pics of bill clinton eyeing her at a funeral?.. evidence growing.

I will pencil this one into my arguments

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fuck off pedo

Arent you the one that likes a teenage boy lookalike

who

Smh

what about pete davidson?

hopefully facing the Ariana grande curse next

Volcel if you wouldn't

The fact that you think an adult woman reminds you of a child makes me wonder about you having underlying issues.

Pedo cope

this is a classic tactic for pedos. i do not know if you learned this or it is just instictual. whenever a pedo likes a underage lookin girl they try to flip it on you "y r u thinkin of underage girls when lookin at her???!". honestly drop dead pedo scum.

The correct thing to do is fuck 14 year olds that look 20

thank you, ffs

Fuck, I thought they v& you. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

it worries me that you unironically believe this

Normal people are sex predators because we have a predatory culture around sex and there's nothing like a sex drive to make people willing to learn that culture on a deeply ingrained habitual level. I'm a sweet guy who's too smart for that shit. I'm so afraid of not being good to any girl I like that sex is barely even appealing to me because it's just a lot of stressful pressure since if I don't make a partner cum harder than any other guy ever has then I would feel like we both got robbed. If I ever fuck a 14 year old I can guarantee you have less to worry about with me doing that than you do with most adults who fuck other adults but have no problem psychologically damaging each other to do it.

anyway ... did you lose weight or are you still on the heavy side?

Both

that's good to hear. still don't rape any young teen girls though, no matter how tempting their nubile, pubescent bodies might be

I see your pleb level moral and raise you a more legit one: don't traumatize anyone of any age over selfish things like your sex drive, whether by rape or just general everyday interpersonal bullshit and common disregard for the well-being of others.

okay but seriously don't touch any 13 year old girls, even if they're cute

There aren't any scenarios I can see in today's world where a 13 year old is in a position to have sex with a grown man and not be at severe risk of some psychological trauma, so by the standard I just explained I wouldn't.

no cute 12 year old girls either

Damn you

I know they are tempting with their small bodies but still.

I tipped the FBI about /u/RandolphCox

t. pedo

Classic pedo cope, find a new line

There is a bunch of you. We have a State hospital where I live that helps people like you. Well the turn over rate isn't that good.

What did it mean by this

The state hospital in my home town trys to rehabilitate sexual predators. Rarely do any of them leave. Sick fucks on that unit. My mom worked there for a number of years and used to tell us stories about the inmates there. If they get caught by other non sex offending inmates they usually get beat pretty severely. Just happened to one a few months ago. Not sure if he made it or not. He was life watched to a bigger city.

Sounds like you're talking about Coalinga, or if not a similar facility. They serve their sentence in prison, then are moved over to the hospital for "treatment". Most of them never get out like you said, and coincidentally they cost over $200,000 a year to keep in such a facility. And that money gets paid year after year until they die. Sounds like a scam where a bunch of people are profiting off the fact that nobody cares about pedos.

They treat them and try and release them into the public. Very few have been released. Some are working among us and get followed by a State worker.

That’s a normal sized cope. Find a new slant.

I bet you are one of the "She's not a child she's an 800 year old cat person" type of retard

What?

I bet you are one of the "She's not a child she's an 800 year old cat person" type of retard

This but unironically

Thank u, next

You may not like it but this is what the ideal woman looks like

Holy shit that is mentally scarring

D:

why are they doing this to us ???

Please tell me that's shopped...

Man, what the fuck come on I’m on my lunch.

The fuck is this

What is that bump above her snatch? It's not a hip bone and it defies physics if it's fat.. wtf is it!?

Shes laying down so gravity is pulling fat down. Don't know what kind of physics class you took

Yea but it's being pulled down in a baseball shape. Wouldn't it drop evenly?

gunt

Fuuuuuck could've used a NSFW work tag on that before I opened it at work

You have only yourself to blame for opening links on r/drama at work.

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Yikes

That's a tranny right?

You don't find a 70 pound stick figure without ass or tits attractive?

Found the BBW lover.

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oh god that’s wrong

imagine being so accustomed to fucking landwhiles that you don't find this attractive

imagine being so accustomed to fearing social norms that you're afraid of ever wanting to fuck anyone who doesn't look old enough to buy tobacco without getting carded so you need to rationalize finding this attractive by pretending the alternative is to be accustomed to fucking landwhales

to be fair you're not too delusional, at least people who find this unattractive are more likely accustomed to fucking landwhales than people who find this attractive are accustomed to diddling kids

Nope. We're just all lying to ourselves about what is attractive. Young girls who've come into womanhood are just plain the most attractive people. It's been that way throughout history. Ariana is well above the acceptable legal age and still looks young and fantastic. Just fucking deal with it.

Show me a guy who doesnt find 16yos attractive and I'll show you a cuck in denial

There's a reason why the likes of Britney Spears, Mandy Moore, Etc. were put out at their age. Britney's first video in the school girl outfit and everything. They knew what they were doing.

Found the libertarian.

If you're implying they don't believe in an age of consent, I am definitely not on board with that. However, this talk of being attracted to kids if you like Ariana... she's twenty fucking five years old! Some people just like petite women, jeeeeeez. Stop kink shaming me!

Obvious bait but female fertility isn't great even at 16 and doesn't peak til 25. There's no biological imperitive to want to fuck 14 year old girls. You're just an evolutionary mistake that should be cleansed from the gene pool.

body nah, that’s just a shorty

face, though, yeah

Oh no you can see her rib cage when she's leaning back with her arms up like any other reasonably fit person. Fuck off fatty. Ariana is a petite goddess. Go stuff your self with Mountain Dew and McGriddles and keep telling people it's "muh genetics" okay.

bbw’s are pretty cool when it’s all distributed well

quality > quantity

Dude, she's got a rad dumper

ahem I believe the proper progressive term is “turd cutter”

No one cares, Randy

Broke: Paedophilia is when someone wants to fuck kids

Woke: Paedophilia is when someone wants to fuck adults who look like kids

Bespoke: Paedophilia is when people want to fuck adults who I don't want to fuck

Wanting to fuck is pretty gay, honestly.

straight sex sounds pretty gay too

The clitoris is erectile tissue. When you put her clit in your mouth you've got erectile tissue in your mouth = someone elses dick = gay
Buncha homos

That's the best argument in favour of female genital mutilation that I've ever heard.

Every single time you've ever jerked off, you've given a dude a handjob.

Baroque: Paedophilia is when people want to fuck kids who I don't want to fuck

im not a man of discerning taste. sue me

I'd drink her piss tbh.

sorry ariana, you're gonna have to remain celibate forever, somebody on the internet thinks you're not hot and therefore anyone you fuck has to be a pedophile

Now you get it.

Who isn't a pedo according to this sub? You guys are starting to fall into some weird ass paranoia about pedos.

k pedo

what's strange about virtue signalling to internet strangers that you're such a non pedo, that you're terrified of fucking adult women who are skinny or short? nothing weird about that, and in fact, YOU are probably the pedo for even questioning it.

this but ironically

ariana

SIEG HEIL

My question is this: why is Grande's transracialism just quietly accepted by everyone? She's 110% mayo, but looks darker than Rachel Dolezal.

Italians aren’t white, dude.

They are tho

They are not tho

What about the ancient Romans?

Obviously they're white.

But Italians come from the remains of ancient Rome getting raped by durka durkas.

italians are pretty white, its jsut the climate that makes them have a perpetual tan

because your average dumbass burger probably thinks Grande is Mexican

If I'm gonna fuck a 4'10 Hispanic girl, it's gonna be Shakira

She's white now

Huh shakira is 5’2”. Why did I always think she was y’all?

42 years old

literally skeletor

In Spanish, grande means big.

She's a dago larping as a latina though.

Arianna Grande looks like she's 8 ya tit fucker. I'm giving the preschool your plate number.

The most disgusting thing about liking ariana grande is liking Italians

for every inch of makeup and fake tan she scrapes off before bed every night she gets 1 point hotter on the 0-10 scale.

finally RandolphCox with a take i can get behind

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Shes no Tay but neither are as good as 😍Carly😍

"hey guys i'm totally not a pedophile, not at all. now non pedo am i you ask, umm, well, see this 28 year old woman who is fairly skinny? well i wouldn't fuck her, and i think anyone who WOULD is a pedophile. that's how non pedo i am and i just wanted you all, a bunch of internet strangers know, that i'm so non pedo that i'm scared to be attracted to think girls. yep, i'm totally psychologically healthy".

just say you like women who look likechilds so u do not have to risk jail. just admit it.

"y...you think it's weird that i'm going out of way to assure every one that i'm non pedo? w....w...well....well YOU ARE THE PEDO!"

i am startin to think you are discussin this is n bad faith

Yeah well, I think Betty White looks like an infant and anyone who's ever had sex with her in her life is an anti-vaxxer. I'll only have sex with fully graduated necromatriarchs who have pulse rates below 5 beats per minute. Top that.

Is my name cleared now?

if someone said to you "oh ya ariana grande is really hot" would you think to yourself "this guy is safe, he is in the 'club'"?

no I would think to myself "why is this guy thinking about ariana grande and what makes him so sure anyone else is interested in the topic of her that he's bringing her up"

Unironically some people in r/drama think like this. How did this place get fucking weird about this shit. Some of you sound like the men who always sat "fuck faggots, i hate homos" and a week later they get caught sucking cock in some public bathroom.

Not that there's anything wrong with either of those things.

I didn't expect to hear that from you, of all people.

All jokes aside, I'd unironically fuck Betty White

In 1935

Based Pastor Randy

Thank you op this is real bravery. Same with selena gomez tbh.

i agreed with this sentiment when she first got big, but i think now at least young men have some deniability bc it’s not so weird if it started as a teen crush

I don't even think she looks that young, speaking as someone who enjoys the cute bodies and faces of youthful looking girls. Okay body though.

I do want to fuck her sorry

Not my fault she's smol and cute

Isn't Ariana Grande old though (like 25)? So how would someone be a pedo if they were into her?

(btw I'm a teen and a girl so I don't like her, in case you go there)