Is anal sex a tool of the patriarchy? Femcels debate

34  2019-02-27 by Osterion

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In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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Some assholes are bigger than others.

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when I was having Anal sex with my husband he was wearing 2 condoms

As if we need more proof these foids have never had sex.

The absolute state of femcels.

I, too, hate circulation.

Anal sex with a femcel landwhale? I’d have to wear a military grade titanium bio-hazard body condom.

You dont understand its two body condoms since these foids are toxic

Guess they needed their daily LARP where they pretend not to be femcels

What do you make of women (like me) who do have enjoyable anal sex? (Yes that means orgasming)

I understand that it can be unpleasant, painful, etc but doesn’t that stand for most sexual acts? Why should I not do it if I enjoy it?

-4 She forgot to blame porn and men

Lmao these women just cant handle the fact that there are women who are complete whores, who are completely happy and satisfied being that way.

This post is going into my evidence dossier as further proof that GC gussy are the female equivalent of incels and horseshoe theory is real.

These people should learn how to wipe. Not getting shit on your dick from anal isn't impossible. The one accurate thing in porn is that a clean asshole has no poop in it. Pornstars aren't a different breed of people who don't shit. No, they just clean up before doing the deed.

Yes, they clean 6 inches into their asshole by wiping

im always clean tbh

a decent diet does like a good 75% of the work for you

Pornstars don't eat and live on cocaine tho, their diet isnt going to be the same as ours. The average gc landwale is probably putting away 10000 calories plus a day, they will constantly be digesting food. It's no wonder their men's lib fuck slaves end up with femshit all over their needle dicks

If you have a greasy, fatty diet then don't even bother. No amount of douching will shift that slimy sludge.

More creative writing COPE from incel gussy lmao

What's your opinion of taking it the poop chute, Ed?