The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.
I mean he is though. I bet the impeachment goes through by tomorrow or at least next week or next month. 2020 at the latest. Maybe 2021 but the point is he's definitely not serving out the rest of his first term without getting elected. It's possible he might not even finish the second term. Whatever the case, one thing is clear: with this testimony, he's absolutely lost his chances at abolishing the Presidency's term limits and becoming King for life. We're safe now. I feel calm. I'm not even worried. Bernie can still win.
Last time I faced a judge I told her I needed 2 weeks to pay a fine, then used those 2 weeks to get a driver's license in another state instead. I don't think you're reading the situation right.
The mass suicides in the fentanyl belt will reduce the US carbon footprint by 37% making Trump the most proactive and effective leader in combating climate change since Genghis Khan.
I made it through half so far, my favorite moment was when some dumbass was grandstanding and accuses Cohen of being a pathological liar that was unable to distinguish his lies from reality, he interrupts and says something like "you mean like our president?" with a smirk on his face, and it sets the dude off.
Cohen says that his lost everything because he tried to protect Trump. He's such a shit lawyer he can't even remember that he got convicted of a bunch of tax fraud which is why he's going to jail.
I kind of feel bad for him tbh. He either had to put his eggs in the basket of siding with the #resisters or stay with Daddy and hope his vengeful spirit is placated enough to pardon him.
I guess the lesson is don't ever get involved with politicians in any way, shape or form
It's so funny. If Trump lost Cohen would have been home free. He wouldn't have ever been investigated and wouldn't have been disbarred, going to jail for years and forced to pay New York state millions of dollars.
If the American people were less stupid Cohen would still be a lawyer.
The lesson for politics is that its better to stay loyal to the party, and that betraying DEM/GOP doesnt put you in a favorable light with the other party.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-27
The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.
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1 nosocks111 2019-02-27
Dude is on fire here
1 WreckingYourHome 2019-02-27
When he says "I protected Mister Trump" his voice really reminded me of some actor, but I can't seem to figure out his name, any help?
(this is as far as I will care as a europoor)
1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-02-27
Walken?
Sort of got the same cadence
1 WreckingYourHome 2019-02-27
thx bb
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-27
☺️️❤️️
1 SamWhite 2019-02-27
Yeah, that odd staccato emphasis.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-02-27
magatards on suicide watch
1 Doctor-Pavel 2019-02-27
inb4 some MAGA-NPC shits out "ledrUmpH is surely finnished now!"
1 DarqWolff 2019-02-27
I mean he is though. I bet the impeachment goes through by tomorrow or at least next week or next month. 2020 at the latest. Maybe 2021 but the point is he's definitely not serving out the rest of his first term without getting elected. It's possible he might not even finish the second term. Whatever the case, one thing is clear: with this testimony, he's absolutely lost his chances at abolishing the Presidency's term limits and becoming King for life. We're safe now. I feel calm. I'm not even worried. Bernie can still win.
1 Doctor-Pavel 2019-02-27
which DLC pack does this copypasta come bundled with?
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-02-27
I'm pretty sure its from one of the newer cards against humanity expansion packs.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-02-27
Wait, didn't you go to jail without passing go?
1 DarqWolff 2019-02-27
in the same way Trump did, yeah.
1 DarqWolff 2019-02-27
in the same way Trump did, yeah.
1 Doctor-Pavel 2019-02-27
crazy as shit but the judge gives you the benefit of the doubt because you share the same skin color as him?
1 DarqWolff 2019-02-27
Last time I faced a judge I told her I needed 2 weeks to pay a fine, then used those 2 weeks to get a driver's license in another state instead. I don't think you're reading the situation right.
1 BeiberFan123 2019-02-27
The mass suicides in the fentanyl belt will reduce the US carbon footprint by 37% making Trump the most proactive and effective leader in combating climate change since Genghis Khan.
1 Wygar 2019-02-27
"Son I know what you are going thru, that whore doesn't love you. he just using you." - Daddy Cohen
"I'M NOTHING LIKE YOU, HE LOVES ME AND WE ARE GOING TO TOUCH TIPS FOREVER!" - GOP
1 SrebrenicaWasFunny 2019-02-27
I made it through half so far, my favorite moment was when some dumbass was grandstanding and accuses Cohen of being a pathological liar that was unable to distinguish his lies from reality, he interrupts and says something like "you mean like our president?" with a smirk on his face, and it sets the dude off.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-02-27
Epic bantz
1 Pewkie 2019-02-27
That's the guy who hid a bunch of kiddie diddling at Ohio state as well lol
1 JussieSmollettMAGA 2019-02-27
The fuck is he jabbering about?
1 teamsprocket 2019-02-27
Fentanyl has a half life of around 5-10 hours, so once it's cleared from your system, your Wernicke's aphasia should be cleared by then.
1 JussieSmollettMAGA 2019-02-27
There would dog belab the dog house to a house.
1 SkaterMan 2019-02-27
russian bot please go
1 running_out_of_alts 2019-02-27
Oh this is good stuff. Isn't that report supposed to come out soon? Grand finale time. What's it gonna be.
1 Hemingwavy 2019-02-27
Cohen says that his lost everything because he tried to protect Trump. He's such a shit lawyer he can't even remember that he got convicted of a bunch of tax fraud which is why he's going to jail.
1 _________ll_________ 2019-02-27
...and a taxi medallion scam lol
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-27
I kind of feel bad for him tbh. He either had to put his eggs in the basket of siding with the #resisters or stay with Daddy and hope his vengeful spirit is placated enough to pardon him.
I guess the lesson is don't ever get involved with politicians in any way, shape or form
1 Hemingwavy 2019-02-27
It's so funny. If Trump lost Cohen would have been home free. He wouldn't have ever been investigated and wouldn't have been disbarred, going to jail for years and forced to pay New York state millions of dollars.
If the American people were less stupid Cohen would still be a lawyer.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-02-27
But where would be the drama in that?
1 Hemingwavy 2019-02-27
Trump TV - it's like inforwars but not so intellectual.
1 FreeDory 2019-02-27
The lesson for politics is that its better to stay loyal to the party, and that betraying DEM/GOP doesnt put you in a favorable light with the other party.
It just makes you untrustworthy.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-02-27
it's over for magacels
1 appleciderboy 2019-02-27
This is giving me Cady Heron vibes, and now I want to picture Donald Trump photoshopped in Regina George's body. I know.. I'm awful.