dae capeshit femoid is LITERALLY HITLER?!?!?

437  2019-02-28 by westofthetracks

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the motives of this sperg aside, anyone responsible for any capeshit is fair game for hitler comparisons in my book

I don't know what goes through the minds of "Leftists" when they go out of their way to defend a multimillionaire working for the most the man studio in Hollywood.

If lefties and alt-righters were able to put their autism together and hurt disney, then we maybe could get some actual good movies at the multiplex. But the right is too retarded and the left has too many pumpkin-spice guzzling basic bitches that unironically love capeshit.

Papi Mouse runs a tight stable of properties. I admire that they can pimp out just about anything or anyone and make money in the end

I don't think it's possible to hurt Disney, and getting some of that profit would be a better move

love capeshit

Capeshit cannot be loved by design - it is made to be as mediocre and agreeable as possible, not to evoke real emotions; that would be detrimental to the box office result, as the intended audience knows only anxiety and flashes of impotent rage, they are entirely numb otherwise. Whoever claims they "love" capeshit is incapable of actual love and does not possess a full emotional life.

Whoever claims they "love" capeshit is incapable of actual love and does not possess a full emotional life.

omg so much this

Came here to say this

It can be loved by the audience the way a child loves something

It is designed to also make them buy tie in products that reference the capeshit, like a security blanket

Rooms full of posters, dolls, pillows, clothes, whatever...all to "love" and possess their capeshit and make it part of their lives

Capeshit cannot be loved by design - it is made to be as mediocre and agreeable as possible, not to evoke real emotions; that would be detrimental to the box office result, as the intended audience knows only anxiety and flashes of impotent rage, they are entirely numb otherwise. Whoever claims they "love" capeshit is incapable of actual love and does not possess a full emotional life.

Absolutely based and redpilled

Capeshit cannot be loved by design - it is made to be as mediocre and agreeable as possible, not to evoke real emotions; that would be detrimental to the box office result

This is not only based but also absolutely correct.

Whoever claims they "love" capeshit is incapable of actual love and does not possess a full emotional life.

Based.

it is made to be as mediocre and agreeable as possible, not to evoke real emotions; that would be detrimental to the box office result

This, it's purely design by committee, as bland as possible. I honestly understand someone loving an obscure fanfic better than someone loving capeshit.

I think it's the community and shared hype people really "love" about capeshit tbh - it's like a feedback cycle with more hype->more people get excited for the fandom reaction->more hype type thing. Though people did actually cry in Infinity War, so idk - they've somehow managed get an emotional response.

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I assume Mystery Men is excluded from this?

Anything with Kel and Pee "jerk my wee" Wee Herman is Kino by default.

The normalization of "nerd culture" has poisoned a good portion of consumerist society. Bullying needs to make a comeback, only then can we get masterpieces like Spiderman with Toby McGuire and Topher Grace.

Bazinga!

No, we need to bring back the classics. Severe beatings for any child that can't recite the Metamorphoses by age 12.

Woke

He is worse than a chapo, he is—may Allah forgive me—a moviescirclejerk user.

for the most the man

What is English?

Should've put that in quotes I guess. I was under impression "the man" can used to refer to a highly controlling big corporate.

I like how, on a post about a bona fide autist comparing some rando capeshit actress to literally Hitler, you still manage to crypost about muh leftists.

This some weaponised COPE right here.

Because OP is a well know leftists sperg here? That's why the user I replied to said "motives of this sperg aside".

I like how you decided to smug post without even bothering to read the conversation properly.

That's why the user I replied to said "motives of this sperg aside".

lol hes talking about the guy in the screenshot (you know, the one "making hitler comparisons"), not me. good job smugposting without reading the conversation properly.

lol hes talking about the guy in the screenshot

Considering your a sperg as well and he didn't exactly correct me when I said leftist you can't blame me for that conclusion.

yes i can, it was extremely obvious from the second half of the post and circlejerky tangential comments like yours are super common here (and reddit in general, really). rightoids just cant into reading comprehension

It really wasn't. It could very well be read as referring to you specifically.

And leftoids championing big corporates for idpol is even more common and unlike you I can at least prove you're a leftoid.(well I don't really need to considering everyone knows you're one).

i would say it's confusing how you could interpret posting a thread to make fun of an angry nerd "championing big corporates for idpol" but like i said, reading comprehension

Because as I said most posts about this topics involved such people from r/mcj but as you said reading comprehension which doesn't seem to be your strong point either.

lol hes talking about the guy in the screenshot

I was but you are a sperg too 😘

tru

a bona fide autist comparing some rando capeshit actress to literally Hitler

You might want to take a look at the account.

I'm probably going to regret this but why? Is he some sort of celebrity stalker?

It has one single tweet from 2011, and then every other tweet after is about Captain Marvel. The location is Mom's basement. The name is MadFanBoy.

It's a fake account.

Well fuck

The moms basement part is realistic tho

Hello ConfuseTheJews, I hope you have a wonderful day!

After the deep state got spooked by Occupy Wall Street, they made sure leftists' squabbles would stay focused on insolvable matters like race and gender. That's why the only one talking about wealth inequality is AOC, who is clearly a disdainful parody of the modern left.

Because white wimmen are the most oppressed class (just under gamers) and by supporting corporate monopolies by watching tards fly around in cgi, youre actually ending all bigotry by giving a (((disney executive))) money that would have otherwise been spent on a Nintendo switch.

It's time to punch capeshits.

She’s annoying for sure but people are overreacting. Jeez.

The picture and no link is shit, tho. I want to see more of this spergs takes

but people are overreacting.

No, she is as bad as Hitler. It's true.

Probs worse, Hitler killed 11 million cripples, jews, homos, and gypsies. What has cheesy feet done to better the planet?

She made the autists sperg out

Hitler has been causing autists to sperg out for almost 90 years now, Brie cheese has only been causing drama since that one movie with Oprah

i don't think they're reacting enough

this needs to go HIGHER

So they need to raise up?

gamers rise up

people are sick of her because she's a mayo. We want a female East Asian super hero. They're very under represented

We need an asian female lead (me) in a cyberpunk noir type of show on Netflix with a bunch of hot black actors 🤭

not you, we need someone attractive so it will sell

also that sounds dangerously close to interracial gangbang cuck type porn

who’s getting cucked tho

Hapas and Asian men everywhere

So what’s new tho

as is tradition

Well, if Lena Dunnam had her own HBO, anything is possible. I’m definitely way more attractive than her 😤

well In rooting for you but that's not saying much tbh, even Im a more attractive woman than her and I'm a guy.

Pics!

I might come back to that

Until there's an unkempt fat guy playing a superhero with a shirtless scene in a billion-dollar Marvel movie, all of this "representation" talk is absolute bullshit.

Katana was in suicide squad. There's also Quake from Agents of Shield.

A white woman made hitler so I'd say she's worse

It's not just about her. People are tired of people like her, and since she is in the spotlight right now because of her movie and comments, she is getting all the hate that these people have for annoying SJWs and feminists. People don't usually think and instead they just pattern match. Oh she said the same things people I hate say, well I guess I hate her too.

It's there a way this ends with you dead?

is something bothering you, friend?

hmm I wonder if this completely outrageous take from twitter user “MadFanBot” is satire or not

Someone enlight me, what is this newest "controversy" about?

They're pissed off that those dang SJWs made Captain Marvel's costume in the movie a skin-tight latex bodysuit instead of the bikini she wears in the comics.

Im just glad she wears something on her feet.

never forget

Why is everyone upset about her feet?

There was a picture of her wearing open-toed shoes on the red carpet with a nasty case of foot fungus

You forgot her complaint about critics being too white and men

The mayocide will resolve that one.

I don't think she ever said that

she said something about how white dudes aren't the target demographic for A Wrinkle In Time and a thousand neckspergs cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

I'm all for mindlessly sexualizing foids if one is so afflicted with heterosexuality, but that costume is just the height of desperate nerd fantasy. Capeshit artists and fans really are subhuman

makes Power Girl look like she’s wearing actual clothes

that costume hasn't been used since the 70s so literally anyone crying about it can go cry into their diapers somewhere else

The full body suit unironically looks hotter than that abomination.

"I cant jerk it at the cinema anymore what the heck feminism?

Hot take: Those weirdos who get mad about women not being literally naked in video games and movies should be ignored on the virtue that we probably shouldn't bother disabled folks.

Do you want more school shooters? This is how you get school shooters.

BUT BUT BUT I NEED TO HAVE BARE TITTIES IN ALL MY MEDIA TO REAFFIRM MY MASCULINITY AND SO I CAN PRETEND THE FOIDS WILL DATE MEEEEEEeee

Umm sweety more like

  1. It's racist
  2. It's mysogonist
  3. Fuck you

lol I’ve never even read Ms. Marvel and even I know she’s had the normal-looking movie costume in the comics

also “doesn’t smile enough”? lol

it's because she said publicly that she doesn't want to be interviewed by "straight white men". since mayo moid neckneards are literally the only audience for capeshit, it caused some controversy.

The marketing for Captain Mervel has been pretty on the nose about jow revolutionary it is to have a woman starring in capeshit and the actress has been very outspoken about wanting more diversity in capeshits saying stuff like "critics are all white men" or some such. Basically the usual weaponizing of idpol to try and gove mediocre capeshit some big cultural weight for marketing and the ensuing chimpout from KiAcels and their ilk.

Yeah, white men are fucking mongs that inflicted these shit ass comic books movies on everyone.

anybody who doesn’t realize it’s intentional at this point is kidding themselves

it’s just funny just how little it takes now to make them chimp out, though. i know they’ve had lots of practice freaking out over nothing, but this is the most innocuous shit and there isn’t even some supposed milestone being reached here

The absolute fucking R E A C H going on in that picture.

Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

okbuddydrama.

Reach? All I see is Reich.

Lmao nigga you retarded lolololo

I've been in China for three weeks without my personal laptop. I'm jonsing for a drama fix and suffering from severe jet lag / timezone imbalance.

What the hell have I missed?

Billy eyelash grew a beard under her nose which looks like the one hitler had.

People treating boardroom-generated blockbusters like the front lines of a culture war part 42069. Nothing you haven't experienced if you've been unfortunate enough to behold all the other culture wars over video games and films.

the mayo foid staring in the newest cape shit crap say she doesn't want to be interviewed by straight white men. neckbeards who like cape shit are obviously all mayo men, so they sperged.

https://boundingintocomics.com/2019/02/25/captain-marvels-brie-larson-clarifies-overwhelmingly-white-male-comments-wants-to-bring-more-seats-up-to-the-table/

this outlines her comments and the basic run down of it.

You retards are taking the bait like some moviecirclejerk neet

Comic nerds.

They targeted comic nerds.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end masturbating to some of the most unrealistic 2d body types. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little orgasm.

We'll punish our cocks doing things others would consider degenerate, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time googling body pillows of a fictional character all to milk out a single extra drop of jizz.

Many of us have made unpaid careers out of doing just these things: mentally undressing capeshit characters, all day, the same sidekicks over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know every little detail such that some have attained such capeshit nirvana that they can literally read these books blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many pages have been glued together, penises rubbed raw, hands cramped, and body pillows desecrated in frustration? All to later be referred to as "that creepy faggot?"

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our scantily-clad, barely-known heroine? We're already drawing a new one without them. They take our spank material? Comic nerds aren't shy about throwing their money elsewhere, or even making shitty comic books ourselves. They think calling us sexist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by our moms just for not getting jobs and moving out of the basement well into our thirties. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to 3d porn. Who enjoy sex fantasies about cartoons. Who take it as a challenge when they tell us we couldn't possibly jerk off to a woman who isn't wearing bikini body armor. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we are that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competitive, hard core, by nature. We love a challenge. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challenge us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another degenerate fap to be had.

Comic nerds rise up

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lmao

God tier pasta

do all the mad at superhero movies guys have aspergers? i know with bronies people treated it like it was just a dedicated fanbase but if you actually met some individual bronies they almost always did have literal aspergers/autism. this (as well as the related gamergate comicgate stuff) seems like it may be the same phenomenon but im not sure

What is this freon huffer on about?

No fair, Eva Braun had better tits.

What the fuck did she do? I see her posted about a lot but have no idea why.

She said she wanted a more diverse selection of journalist instead of only talking to older, white men. Then she made the mistake that she really doesn't want a 40 year old, white male's opinion of a young adult movie that is made up of a predominately black starring cast.

She is obviously the worst.

literally hitler, as has been established

No, she went full feminist and basically said that “this is a movie for women” so she doesn’t want white males reviewing it. Therefore confirming this movie to be the next ghostbusters

She should literally change her first name to something Muslim sounding, followed by a single letter. X if she wants to be boring.

The white man review part was about A Wrinkle In Time

“I want less white critics” is sexist.

how

what she said was racist

you’re allowed to be racist against your own race. everybody loves Aaron McGruder, myself included.

lol i just noticed you used the phrase “full feminist”

It shouldn't really matter what the gender or racial identity of a reviewer is when reviewing a movie unless the movie is incredibly culturally specific. A white male critic can appreciate movies like Black Swan and City of God as much as a black female critic can fairly review The Dark Knight and The Godfather.

Do black people really know enough about ballet or Italians to meaningfully review those movies? In the same way a whitey couldn't get the deeper meanings of movies like cool runnings.

Are you serious posting rn?

That's my secret. I'm always serious posting 😎

Assuming you're serious, yeah black people know enough about ballet and Italians and the mafia to appreciate Black Swan and The Godfather. The movies also do a good job explaining the constraints of the world the protagonists find themselves in and deal with larger themes of self-harm, perfectionism, the duty to family vs duty to oneself, etc. Those are common human themes.

black people are italians

Only those filthy Sicilians

sicilians are just super italians

bro just start your own group of critics

Life is my own group of critics.

She assumed that she can lead a capeshit movie.

A woman.Leading Capeshit.

You cant cant believe this shit anymore.

I see her posted about a lot but have no idea why.

welcome to V I R A L - M A R K E T I N G

Wait is that her? She can smile?

Actually, I might agree with this, capeshit needs to go the way of Hitler.

posting screenshots killed more people than hitler capitan marvel

Pure goddamn retardation

Idiots like this are going to make the "it's not for u sweetie" crowd feel validated and exacerbate the situation

This is good for dramacoin

Idiots that take the bait are going to be even funnier

https://twitter.com/tohdom?lang=en

One tweet from 2011, then started tweeting recently solely about Captain Marvel.

I'm sure this is a real account posting in good faith.

The irony being that they will ultimately watch the movie 3 times so that they can shit on it more, like the TLJ haters who keep watching and analysing it frame by frame even though they hate it is much.

Its just a disposable CG product for manbaboes, I cant imagine getting so hot headed over literal kidzbop entertainment.

ahaha what are they even mad about

didn’t she start some crowdfunding thing for disadvantaged kids to watch her movie?

Like Jesus that is hilarious

just laugh at the tire fire when it's burning, why do fanbois keep turning this shit into an autistic political crusade instead of enjoying the cringe?!

While the picture doesn't make a sound, it speaks volumes.

Bree Larson is literally sending mayos to camps!

yeah they did this with bernie and the bird too lmao

making kids happy isnt a positive now that little girl thinks she can do stuff