I'll try: Grampy tik tok was Ivankatrumpismywaifu, a corn husking boomer from Iowa who was also a regular. Another poster, wazzupnerds (actually not ed) made a post outing Ivanka for using the Mrs.-Obama-get-down hard R in the drama chatroom (lol). This part is fuzzy for me, eddy may have more info, but Ivanka went insane.
He posted about how his life was ruined and he was on a vigilante vendetta mission to get drama nuked by the admins. He deleted all his accounts (or were they banned? Idk) but still stalked drama and ed, and reported every single post that vaguely bordered admin-illegal.
He also sends tagged threatening messages gloating when he gets someone banned or when he has a major nuke attack planned, which ed usually posts for all of us to see. He is like a boomer bogeyman haunting drama
Wow you actually bothered to give a TLDR πππ. Now I feel bad about not correcting you lol so here it goes.
Grandpa thinks me and wazzupnerds snitched on him when he got suspended the first time. (spoiler alert: we didn't) He suspected this because nerds was able to post a screenshot of his suspended account to r/drama within minutes of his suspension (a coincidence). He made another alt but he kept fucking with r/Iowa through ban evasion/vote manipulation/violent comments etc etc so he got suspended again by the admins. Gramps kept this up till the admins IP banned him (cucked n chucked)
Gramps said something about "hating niggers" in the drama chat and wazzupnerds posted it here in r/drama so he got pissed at him but that wasn't big of a deal
Grandpa now reports any and all comments on r/drama that violate plebbit rules (violence etc). He's been able to get people suspend (temp and perm) over stupid shit lol
Oh and we both forgot to mention he gets his name because of his hilarious habit of leaving " #TICKβ° TOCKβ° under comments using alts that are then deleted/banned
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All that and they still couldn't ban me.
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My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear DT2, I pinged you, but you still ain't replyin'
I left my alt, my email and my main account at the bottom
I sent two DMs back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the Reddit office or somethin'
Sometimes I type usernames too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Dratie
I read about your bathroom too, I'm sorry
I had a friend keep himself safe over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Ed
I got a room full of your memes and your emojis, man
I like the shit you did with momruepari too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
HASEN: Sure. So you have to understand that a presidential campaign is a an operation involving hundreds of millions if not a billion dollars these days. And so there's a lot of paperwork that needs to be filed. And both the Obama campaign and the McCain campaign ended up paying fines because they were a little late on getting some reports in. In the period close to the election, you have to file reports of certain expenditures within 48 hours of making them.
And on some of these, the campaigns missed the filing deadline, filed as soon as they could and then just paid a fine for doing that. It's a civil thing. It's run through the Federal Election Commission - not based on any one willfully violating the law but instead just the kind of paperwork errors that are inevitable when you're talking about such a large operation on such a tight timeframe.
This is a civil violation.
HASEN: Well, so you have to understand that Trump has made conflicting arguments in his tweets this week. On the one hand, he's arguing these are not campaign related. They're totally private. We don't need to report anything. And then on the other hand, he's saying, my lawyer didn't report them. He should have reported them. But if he did, it's just a civil matter, and it's no big deal. The way it normally works when you have a campaign filing and it's late, as we saw in the Obama and McCain campaigns, is you quickly fess up to your error. And then you file the correct reports and take your lumps. And that's that.
Here what we had was Trump denying the payments for over a year, the payments being funneled through a limited liability corporation - or through the National Enquirer's corporation - paying to these women with money being paid back masqueraded as retainer payments or payments for technical services, structured across a series of $35,000 payments over a year. That's not the kind of thing that you would see if someone committed a technical violation of the campaign finance law. Instead, they would just admit they did it, pay the fine and be done with it.
When you intentionally skirt the law to hide payments like this it is leaps and bounds more serious than civil, technical campaign finance violations.
I agree, he clearly influenced the election by paying her out of personal funds not to talk about having sex in 2005. Iβm still shocked he would do something so illegal!
That NDA is in no way a campaign finance violation. Stormy Daniels committed a crime by attempting to blackmail Trump, then violated the NDA by telling every media outlet about how she got away with her blackmail attempt, went to court over it, lost the court case, and all of this is supposed to make Trump look bad?
That NDA is in no way a campaign finance violation.
Paying her to shut up is literally a campaign finance violation. Why exactly do you think Cohen was charged and convicted of it?
Do you unironically believe the courts are charging and convicting people for non-crimes?
The rest of this is not relevant; Trump and Cohen are in fact guilty of felony campaign finance violations. I don't give a shit about Stormy Daniels, she's a worthless pornstar and what she does isn't relevant, Trump is the president and he did IS relevant.
And what he did is known as a "felony campaign finance violations."
Cohen was convicted of lying to Congress and other shit that had nothing to do with Stormy Daniels.
Paying her to shut up
You are talking about a non-disclosure agreement, a legal contract drafted by actual lawyers. This is not a campaign finance violation for the same reason Daniels lost her case: NDAs are enforceable legal contracts. Why the fuck would a court rule against Daniels if that NDA was illegal in any way?
Cohen said the payments to an adult film actress and a former Playboy Playmate were made "in order to influence the 2016 presidential election." Those payments, prosecutors say, violated federal campaign finance laws.
You are talking about a non-disclosure agreement, a legal contract drafted by actual lawyers. This is not a campaign finance violation for the same reason Daniels lost her case: NDAs are enforceable legal contracts. Why the fuck would a court rule against Daniels if that NDA was illegal in any way?
NDAs are not valid when they're used to cover up illegal activity. You keep bringing up this NDA when he was literally charged with felony campaign finance violations.
There's even more:
Cohenβs negotiation of an agreement with American Media Inc., which publishes the National Enquirer, to pay Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal $150,000 to keep quiet about an alleged 10-month relationship with Trump. According to the plea, McDougal transferred the rights to her story to the Enquirer, which did not publish the story, and Cohen paid American Media to compensate the company for payments made to McDougal.
That is a felony campaign finance violation.
Cohenβs $130,000 payment to adult film actress Stormy Daniels, also over an alleged affair with Trump, that was made with funds drawn on a home equity line of credit Cohen took out. The plea said Cohen paid Daniels βby making and causing to be made an expenditure, in cooperation, consultation, and concert with, and at the request and suggestion of one or more members of the campaign β¦ to ensure that she not publicize damaging allegation before the 2016 presidential election and thereby influence that election." Cohen said during the plea that he βparticipated in this conduct for the principal purposeβ of influencing an election and did it at the βdirection of a candidate for federal office.β
This is a felony campaign finance violations.
Here's Cohen himself in court:
βI used a company under my control to make the payment (to Daniels)β Cohen told the judge, adding that βthe monies used were later repaid by the candidate.β
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Prosecutors made it clear that the payment was a campaign contribution because Cohen was repaid by the Trump Organization after he submitted βshamβ invoices for legal work.
NDAs are not valid when they're used to cover up illegal activity.
It was valid enough for TRUMP TO WIN THE CASE. There's nothing illegal about marital infidelity ten years before even becoming a candidate.
You will notice that Cohen was charged with these crimes and not Trump. Cohen is a narcissist loyal only to himself, and even facing serious prison time he couldn't produce any evidence implicating Trump in a crime. Not because Trump is an upstanding person, but because of the way the law is written.
Laws are written to give rich people plenty of outs. Campaign finance laws are written with plenty of loopholes for wealthy, high-profile candidates. These laws are written by congressmen to shield themselves and corporate donors. Now Congressional Democrats are mad that Trump, who became the nominee at least partially because the DNC thought it would sabotage the Republicans, as an ultra-wealthy person is untouchable by laws designed not to touch ultra-wealthy people. Laws they themselves helped write.
I don't like Trump. But his success is their own goddamn fault and I love how badly it's blown up in their faces.
Ok, before we continue this, I need to establish a baseline of facts. Is my understanding of your argument correct:
You believe Cohen carried out felony campaign finance violations of his own choice, to benefit Donald Trump, and Donald Trump had nothing to do with it?
If this is the case, why did Trump pay him back for it?
Campaign finance laws are written with plenty of loopholes for wealthy, high-profile candidates. These laws are written by congressmen to shield themselves and corporate donors. Now Congressional Democrats are mad that Trump, who became the nominee at least partially because the DNC thought it would sabotage the Republicans, as an ultra-wealthy person is untouchable by laws designed not to touch ultra-wealthy people. Laws they themselves helped write.
Lmao what out is there for a felony campaign finance violation?
Cohen did it to benefit Trump. Trump absolutely knew about it whether he delegated it to Cohen or masterminded it himself. But the laws as written allow Trump to throw Cohen under the bus. He'll claim he knew nothing, nobody will believe it, but neither Cohen or prosecutors can prove otherwise. It won't topple his presidency.
He'll dodge this the same way Hillary dodged having a compromised server with classified info for years, while some guy who took a picture inside a nuclear sub gets his life ruined. Powerful people can say "I didn't know" or "I didn't mean to" and all is forgiven. A decade ago bankers caused a devastating recession and pinky swore not to do it again.
Cohen did it to benefit Trump. Trump absolutely knew about it whether he delegated it to Cohen or masterminded it himself. But the laws as written allow Trump to throw Cohen under the bus. He'll claim he knew nothing, nobody will believe it, but neither Cohen or prosecutors can prove otherwise. It won't topple his presidency.
Fam, Trump was implicated, there's a video of Trump directing Cohen to do it. Trump was listed in the plea deal. They have him, the only reason he was not indicted is because he's president.
He'll dodge this the same way Hillary dodged having a compromised server with classified info for years,
You realize the mishandling of classified information due to negligence is not a civilian criminal offense, correct?
Fam, Trump was implicated, there's a video of Trump directing Cohen to do it. Trump was listed in the plea deal. They have him, the only reason he was not indicted is because he's president.
Yeah that's why they dragged a guy convicted of lying to Congress to testify before Congress. For 6 hours. Asking him increasingly deranged fanfiction-tier questions about the piss memo or a "love child". Because they totally have Trump this time and are certainly not desperate no sir.
You realize the mishandling of classified information due to negligence is not a civilian criminal offense, correct?
Lying about it repeatedly to the FBI certainly is. Deleting evidence with BleachBit in anticipation of an investigation would by itself be a gigantic clusterfuck for peasants like you and I. The OIG report was very critical of the way the FBI handled this. Normally they have no problem presenting warrants, raiding houses, and taking every electronic device you own but if you're a VIP they just ask you nicely to pretty please turn over all evidence against yourself.
It is our darkest hour Lord Pizza. The MDEgenerates and chapocels circle our camp, haunches raised and teeth bared. The skies are filled with smoke and the rivers are on fire. On the horizon - the primaries.
This (but unironically) is the best thing to happen to this sub in months. I legit smiled when I saw this. We need you to bring balance and copious autism.
I can't begin to describe how problematic it is you CHOSE to use the phrase "My chains have been broken" to describe you being unbanned. This is deeply disrespectful and lessens the suffering of the millions of African-Americans who lived a tortured existence while enslaved.
For you to so flippantly use this expression shows how privileged your existence is and how ignorant you are of real struggle.
176 comments
1 duckraul2 2019-02-28
BASED AND PIZZAPILLED
1 Cho-Dai 2019-02-28
The hero we deserve!
1 WarSanchez 2019-02-28
Sausage&Pepperoni-Pilled
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
πππ https://i.imgur.com/o4DuDr5.gifv πππ
1 WarSanchez 2019-02-28
It's a celebration!
First round of bread sticks is on me.
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2019-02-28
Wait a minute....the breadsticks are free!
1 Badroc 2019-02-28
Welcome back, Daddy! #π
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-28
back off he's mine
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-02-28
Someone's got a fetish.
1 Redactor0 2019-02-28
Whose dick(s) did you have to suck?
1 e-guy 2019-02-28
oh my, so you were banned and not just butthurt.
Well, welcome back
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
Yes I was being oppressed, I suspect the DDF got to the mod team.
1 awesomesocks42 2019-02-28
CANNOT BE RINSED
1 umar4812 2019-02-28
Will you continue your mission of speaking out against the foids?
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-28
He got a little too heated. These folks that follow meme ideologies run hot ime
1 FinalchangeX 2019-02-28
In past two days both momruepari and pizzashill have been unbanned.
Is it sign of things to come?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-28
2 HorseNEETs of the Autpolcalypse to go
1 jewdanksdad 2019-02-28
Who else?
1 duckraul2 2019-02-28
Darqwolff and grandpa tick toc
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
Grandpa πtickπtockπ¦ got cucked n chucked by the admins. He's never coming back! πππ
1 Coonass_alt 2019-02-28
ed give me a quick rundown on this tick tock guy, i always assumed it was qanon shit so i never bothered.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-28
good luck with that
1 Coonass_alt 2019-02-28
i'm sure he'll get back to me once today's paki air raid ends.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-02-28
"Quick" for Ed is just anything with fewer than 4 emojis.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
This but with 3 emojis
1 Redactor0 2019-02-28
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1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-02-28
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1 LadyVetinari 2019-02-28
I'll try: Grampy tik tok was Ivankatrumpismywaifu, a corn husking boomer from Iowa who was also a regular. Another poster, wazzupnerds (actually not ed) made a post outing Ivanka for using the Mrs.-Obama-get-down hard R in the drama chatroom (lol). This part is fuzzy for me, eddy may have more info, but Ivanka went insane.
He posted about how his life was ruined and he was on a vigilante vendetta mission to get drama nuked by the admins. He deleted all his accounts (or were they banned? Idk) but still stalked drama and ed, and reported every single post that vaguely bordered admin-illegal.
He also sends tagged threatening messages gloating when he gets someone banned or when he has a major nuke attack planned, which ed usually posts for all of us to see. He is like a boomer bogeyman haunting drama
/u/ed_butteredtoast will know more if I'm missing anything
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
Wow you actually bothered to give a TLDR πππ. Now I feel bad about not correcting you lol so here it goes.
Grandpa thinks me and wazzupnerds snitched on him when he got suspended the first time. (spoiler alert: we didn't) He suspected this because nerds was able to post a screenshot of his suspended account to r/drama within minutes of his suspension (a coincidence). He made another alt but he kept fucking with r/Iowa through ban evasion/vote manipulation/violent comments etc etc so he got suspended again by the admins. Gramps kept this up till the admins IP banned him (cucked n chucked)
Gramps said something about "hating niggers" in the drama chat and wazzupnerds posted it here in r/drama so he got pissed at him but that wasn't big of a deal
Grandpa now reports any and all comments on r/drama that violate plebbit rules (violence etc). He's been able to get people suspend (temp and perm) over stupid shit lol
1 LadyVetinari 2019-02-28
Oh and we both forgot to mention he gets his name because of his hilarious habit of leaving " #TICKβ° TOCKβ° under comments using alts that are then deleted/banned
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
Here's the πtickπtockπ¦ explanation
Here's that post about Gramps being racist lol
1 EfficientCable2 2019-02-28
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
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1 SJCards 2019-02-28
My God.
1 LadyVetinari 2019-02-28
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1 FinalchangeX 2019-02-28
Wtf snally is this degeneracy?
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-02-28
Literally who?
1 GrandpaTickTock 2019-02-28
you'd better sleep on your back, ed my boy π
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/81f0wv/comment/dv2ov7i/
lmao
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-28
Ed Are you a fellow Russia truther?
1 ticktockwarrior 2019-02-28
Please come back to us dramatard2 πππ
1 Matthew94 2019-02-28
dratamard2*
1 Dramatictuna 2019-02-28
It was an inside job. (((They))) hated him because he spoke the truth.
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1 rsrfy 2019-02-28
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-02-28
Donβt forget Hodor
1 FinalchangeX 2019-02-28
Did not know about that actually.
1 h4rdlyf3 2019-02-28
I really really want to
1 RollBread 2019-02-28
Didn't he get doxxed and ejector seated the fuck outta here?
1 uniqueguy263 2019-02-28
You mean /u/Dramaste?
1 necrophotic 2019-02-28
Why the hell was momruepari banned in the first place?
1 FinalchangeX 2019-02-28
He told someone to kys.
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2019-02-28
Shouldnβt he have been missed not banned then? π€
1 shitpersonality 2019-02-28
That's just good praxis.
1 Cellman69 2019-02-28
He initially posted illegal pics of someone which counts as doxing, but the ban got extended.
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-02-28
smh not knowing to just mention the kiwifarm
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-02-28
Told someone to kys and caught a ban. Got unbanned and immediately kysposted again.
1 usedtobread 2019-02-28
PK posted in a thread. IS THIS OLD HOME WEEK for dramafriends?
1 recriminology 2019-02-28
The /r/drama writers are setting things up for the 2020 season
1 RollBread 2019-02-28
The drama must flow.
1 Chicup 2019-02-28
Without pings we have to get drama from inside the sub.
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-02-28
What was your apology like?
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
One was not given.
1 trappysaruh 2019-02-28
π΅
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-02-28
It's over for you
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-02-28
You've been called out. Smh.
1 trappysaruh 2019-02-28
mod abuse
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-02-28
Abuse me all night mommy.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-02-28
help this subreddit is filled with unironic usage of the term "incel" we need your blackpills on the roastie question
1 umar4812 2019-02-28
Careful. She likes banning unnecessarily too.
1 ItsSugar 2019-02-28
CONSERVAUTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
πandπthat'sπaπgoodπthingπ
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-28
FENTANYL STOCKS SKYROCKET
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-02-28
π₯³ Welcome back π!
1 ShakraDevendra 2019-02-28
Welcome back
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-28
Back to fight the good fight πππ
1 Matues49 2019-02-28
πππ πππ
1 normie_girl 2019-02-28
Still no evidence of collusion
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
Don't need collusion NG, it's about the narrative.
1 normie_girl 2019-02-28
Once the people know trump is an asshole who has affairs it's over for him.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
Nah, but the felonies.
1 normie_girl 2019-02-28
It's over for campaign finance violationcels
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
Criminal ones, yes.
1 normie_girl 2019-02-28
When is Ivanka going to jail
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
foids don't go to jail.
1 normie_girl 2019-02-28
Is that why Hillary is still free
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
Hillary is free because she is a literal witch.
1 OnionBits 2019-02-28
This but very unironically
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
This but unironically
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
This but unironically π§ββοΈ
1 normie_girl 2019-02-28
Trump heard the screams from the kiddy dungeon under the Whitehouse
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-28
Russia truthers are the best! ππ
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-28
Glad to have you back Pizzashill
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-02-28
Thermo-nuclear blackpill
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-02-28
Based
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-02-28
like obama did?
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
No, considering Obama was only guilty of standard civil violations which is true of everyone that runs for office.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-02-28
CFVs are civil tho.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
There are 2 types of violation.
A) standard civil.
B) Criminal.
https://www.npr.org/2018/12/12/676198885/experts-debunk-trumps-claim-that-cohens-campaign-violations-are-similar-to-obama
This is a civil violation.
When you intentionally skirt the law to hide payments like this it is leaps and bounds more serious than civil, technical campaign finance violations.
1 wow___justwow 2019-02-28
.
It's over for whataboutism.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
Imagine not knowing the difference between civil/standard campaign finance violations and criminal campaign finance violations.
Obama is guilty of the first, as is every one that runs for president.
Trump is guilty of the 2nd one, which, to be clear, is an actual felony.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
GO GET 'EM, TIGER!! π¦π¦π¦
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-28
Status: unrinsed
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-28
Exactly ps, paying off a hooker you slept with in 2005 is clearly influencing an election, I read in huffpo this is likely what finishes him.
Lock ππΏhimππΏup
1 shitpersonality 2019-02-28
Why would he pay off Stormy in 2016 instead of shortly after the relationship ended?
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-28
I agree, he clearly influenced the election by paying her out of personal funds not to talk about having sex in 2005. Iβm still shocked he would do something so illegal!
1 shitpersonality 2019-02-28
You didn't answer the question, sweaty.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-28
Iβm agreeing with you hun. Check my profile Iβm a full blown Russia truther in r/politics too!
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
Illegally paying off a hooker to suppress a negative story is in fact a felony.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-28
Lol itβs mueller time π
1 [deleted] 2019-02-28
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1 LifeAsSkeletor 2019-02-28
Being blackmailed is illegal? NDAs are illegal? Im sure r/politics would appreciate your fine legal acumen.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
Felony campaign finance violations are in fact illegal.
1 LifeAsSkeletor 2019-02-28
That NDA is in no way a campaign finance violation. Stormy Daniels committed a crime by attempting to blackmail Trump, then violated the NDA by telling every media outlet about how she got away with her blackmail attempt, went to court over it, lost the court case, and all of this is supposed to make Trump look bad?
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
Paying her to shut up is literally a campaign finance violation. Why exactly do you think Cohen was charged and convicted of it?
Do you unironically believe the courts are charging and convicting people for non-crimes?
The rest of this is not relevant; Trump and Cohen are in fact guilty of felony campaign finance violations. I don't give a shit about Stormy Daniels, she's a worthless pornstar and what she does isn't relevant, Trump is the president and he did IS relevant.
And what he did is known as a "felony campaign finance violations."
1 LifeAsSkeletor 2019-02-28
Cohen was convicted of lying to Congress and other shit that had nothing to do with Stormy Daniels.
You are talking about a non-disclosure agreement, a legal contract drafted by actual lawyers. This is not a campaign finance violation for the same reason Daniels lost her case: NDAs are enforceable legal contracts. Why the fuck would a court rule against Daniels if that NDA was illegal in any way?
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
He was charged/convicted of felony campaign finance violations.
https://www.ajc.com/news/national/michael-cohen-plea-deal-how-were-campaign-finance-laws-broken/vdDCRDwLbT6wkgXamENVpI/
In fact:
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/52/30101
NDAs are not valid when they're used to cover up illegal activity. You keep bringing up this NDA when he was literally charged with felony campaign finance violations.
There's even more:
That is a felony campaign finance violation.
This is a felony campaign finance violations.
Here's Cohen himself in court:
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1 LifeAsSkeletor 2019-02-28
It was valid enough for TRUMP TO WIN THE CASE. There's nothing illegal about marital infidelity ten years before even becoming a candidate.
You will notice that Cohen was charged with these crimes and not Trump. Cohen is a narcissist loyal only to himself, and even facing serious prison time he couldn't produce any evidence implicating Trump in a crime. Not because Trump is an upstanding person, but because of the way the law is written.
Laws are written to give rich people plenty of outs. Campaign finance laws are written with plenty of loopholes for wealthy, high-profile candidates. These laws are written by congressmen to shield themselves and corporate donors. Now Congressional Democrats are mad that Trump, who became the nominee at least partially because the DNC thought it would sabotage the Republicans, as an ultra-wealthy person is untouchable by laws designed not to touch ultra-wealthy people. Laws they themselves helped write.
I don't like Trump. But his success is their own goddamn fault and I love how badly it's blown up in their faces.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
Ok, before we continue this, I need to establish a baseline of facts. Is my understanding of your argument correct:
You believe Cohen carried out felony campaign finance violations of his own choice, to benefit Donald Trump, and Donald Trump had nothing to do with it?
If this is the case, why did Trump pay him back for it?
Lmao what out is there for a felony campaign finance violation?
1 LifeAsSkeletor 2019-02-28
Cohen did it to benefit Trump. Trump absolutely knew about it whether he delegated it to Cohen or masterminded it himself. But the laws as written allow Trump to throw Cohen under the bus. He'll claim he knew nothing, nobody will believe it, but neither Cohen or prosecutors can prove otherwise. It won't topple his presidency.
He'll dodge this the same way Hillary dodged having a compromised server with classified info for years, while some guy who took a picture inside a nuclear sub gets his life ruined. Powerful people can say "I didn't know" or "I didn't mean to" and all is forgiven. A decade ago bankers caused a devastating recession and pinky swore not to do it again.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
Fam, Trump was implicated, there's a video of Trump directing Cohen to do it. Trump was listed in the plea deal. They have him, the only reason he was not indicted is because he's president.
You realize the mishandling of classified information due to negligence is not a civilian criminal offense, correct?
1 LifeAsSkeletor 2019-02-28
Yeah that's why they dragged a guy convicted of lying to Congress to testify before Congress. For 6 hours. Asking him increasingly deranged fanfiction-tier questions about the piss memo or a "love child". Because they totally have Trump this time and are certainly not desperate no sir.
Lying about it repeatedly to the FBI certainly is. Deleting evidence with BleachBit in anticipation of an investigation would by itself be a gigantic clusterfuck for peasants like you and I. The OIG report was very critical of the way the FBI handled this. Normally they have no problem presenting warrants, raiding houses, and taking every electronic device you own but if you're a VIP they just ask you nicely to pretty please turn over all evidence against yourself.
1 duckraul2 2019-02-28
It's over for in-kind-contribution-lets
1 allendrio 2019-02-28
thots on suicide watch
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
DFF on suicide watch
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
DFF on suicide watch
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-28
Suicide rate of /r/drama at %50. Perfectly balanced, as all autist shitholes should be
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-02-28
Itβs over for foidcels
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
Based and pizzapilled!! π Welcome back πβ€οΈοΈπππ
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-02-28
Youβre now only the second best shit poster
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
https://i.imgur.com/YMC6hSf.gifv
Only snappy and bussyshillbot are the GOODβ’ in this sub.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-02-28
And now we can finally have our Pizza/lawlz showdown!
1 ManBearFridge 2019-02-28
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-02-28
Welcome back! You didn't miss anything.
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-28
I love you pizza <3 Now go and cuck the DDF!
1 Psyman2 2019-02-28
This is the kind of autism I subscribed for.
Let's go bois!
1 Redactor0 2019-02-28
mfw when you never give me this kind of emotional support and I get jealous
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
holy kek π€£
1 jubbergun 2019-02-28
Of course we don't, you're no Pizzashill.
1 Sinestram 2019-02-28
Daddy is back <3
1 muffler_kek 2019-02-28
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1 Power_Incarnate 2019-02-28
You are sub-human filth and one of the worst serious posters on this sub...
I'm glad you're back.
1 DayyyTripper 2019-02-28
As the scriptures foretold, he hath returned to us to bring us truth and defend against the thot menace.
We shall prevail, Inshallah π
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1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-02-28
And on the third day he arose.
It is our darkest hour Lord Pizza. The MDEgenerates and chapocels circle our camp, haunches raised and teeth bared. The skies are filled with smoke and the rivers are on fire. On the horizon - the primaries.
Now more than ever we need your spastic wisdom.
r/the_pizza
1 Chapocel 2019-02-28
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1 Artremis 2019-02-28
Get a job
1 le_epic_xd 2019-02-28
Oh, Pizza. Platy missed you
1 BriefSquirt 2019-02-28
Holy fuck you called me a 40k faggot once fak u
1 jubbergun 2019-02-28
Why does that bother you? Are you a different kind of faggot and you're upset he didn't use your chosen pronouns?
1 BriefSquirt 2019-02-28
Yes.
1 jubbergun 2019-02-28
In that case, carry on...
1 shitpersonality 2019-02-28
Holy shit I cant stop cumming!! ππ¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
1 jubbergun 2019-02-28
Glad to see you're back, faggot. π
1 Momruepari 2019-02-28
he is unstoppable
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-02-28
Where were you when pizzashill came back to drama
1 recriminology 2019-02-28
my pp hard
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-02-28
Serial serious poster celebrated by drama regulars. Disgusting.
1 serialflamingo 2019-02-28
I am not a serious poster :(
1 pizzashill_was_right 2019-02-28
#
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-28
FINALLY πππ
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-02-28
Let the Drama roll over me.
1 seenten 2019-02-28
YASSS
QWEENNEET SLAYsrsly tho welcome back
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-02-28
What is your opinion on bREEEEEE Larson and her goblin feet?
1 werewolf_bar_mitzva 2019-02-28
This (but unironically) is the best thing to happen to this sub in months. I legit smiled when I saw this. We need you to bring balance and copious autism.
1 sadderreborn 2019-02-28
Fuck off faggot
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-02-28
HE'S BACK.
I WAS HERE.
1 grungebot5000 2019-02-28
ohhh itβs YOU
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-02-28
I can't begin to describe how problematic it is you CHOSE to use the phrase "My chains have been broken" to describe you being unbanned. This is deeply disrespectful and lessens the suffering of the millions of African-Americans who lived a tortured existence while enslaved.
For you to so flippantly use this expression shows how privileged your existence is and how ignorant you are of real struggle.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
Nobody gives a shit about ethnics bro.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-02-28
Maybe in your white-normative euro-centric dogmatic worldview.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
Fuck off ethnic.
1 aef823 2019-02-28
Is this a sign that our pinging abilities will also return?
1 aqouta 2019-02-28
oh shit waddup?
1 fernguts 2019-02-28
Aw nuts, I was hoping this was going to be a rage-quit post.