This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor
They already have everyone with a cell phone. It would be redundant imo. They do need stronger regulations on pressure cookers and ingredients to make acid.
They are going at control with a different angle. It’s already got a subservient unarmed population. America needs to be taken down in order to make any major moves imo
Noice. I like this plan. I'm thinking cyborgs though. I'm thinking we should install a shocker that makes them poop themselves if it detects too much sugar in the blood stream.
Smith's girlfriend reportedly told investigators that he "threw a hard piece of cookie and hit her in the forehead," which deputies noted was red when they responded to the scene.
Guys the cookie was so hard it turned her forehead red. This is no laughing matter
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-02-28
This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor
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1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-02-28
What a jerk.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-28
This is America
1 BenaGD 2019-02-28
Cope
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-28
When will y'all Yanks stop allowing people to buy assault cookies
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-28
As soon as y’all give up your butter knives, or at least have a common sense licensing system for cutlery!
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-28
Serialize all silverware
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-28
It’s not even that much of an ask imo. How else will they figure out and trace back a weapon to a perp?
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-28
Honestly why haven't bongs instituted mandatory gps ankle bracelets?
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-28
They already have everyone with a cell phone. It would be redundant imo. They do need stronger regulations on pressure cookers and ingredients to make acid.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-28
Why aren't they wearing Google glasses that stream to the government? It's basically anarchy over there.
They should be forced to wear Google glasses and maybe a shock collar that can be used if they say or write anything that's not approved
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-28
They are going at control with a different angle. It’s already got a subservient unarmed population. America needs to be taken down in order to make any major moves imo
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-28
All countries should be turned over to the North Sentinelese tbh
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-28
They are like the king spear chuckers, I would be down for that!
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-28
Honestly they're the superior race. They survives a tsunami like it was nothing.
I've heard they like Family Man as well
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-28
Based and red pilled on top of being superior. We must surrender!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-28
YUM! 🤤😋🍪🥛
1 do_a_humanflag 2019-02-28
kinda depends on the kind of cookie before we can judge the severity of this incident
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-02-28
Cookie in your area
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-28
When will we ban cookies above 100 calories?
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-02-28
Americans will just make a 20 pound bag filled with mini cookies to get them below the calorie limit. We need a stronger ban.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-28
100 calorie cookies in 5 cookie packs, limit 2 packs per month. $40 each pack
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-02-28
Noice. I like this plan. I'm thinking cyborgs though. I'm thinking we should install a shocker that makes them poop themselves if it detects too much sugar in the blood stream.
1 Woodstovia 2019-02-28
Y’all got a permit for that cookie pardner?
1 longfacepug 2019-02-28
I live in Florida, It’s worse than you guys think, only about a quarter of the weird shit actually makes national headlines.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-28
Impossible
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-28
SHOW US SHOW US
1 longfacepug 2019-02-28
Every town has at least one dog fucker everyone knows about
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-28
Hmm I think I will open that later when I am not at work
1 _Suprememe_ 2019-02-28
PIBBLED
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-02-28
I made shortbread the other day and crumbled it on this chocolate and salted caramel icecream. It was really nice.
1 BenaGD 2019-02-28
🤤🤤
1 Mrtheliger 2019-02-28
How much cocaine is this guy injecting
1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-02-28
Guys the cookie was so hard it turned her forehead red. This is no laughing matter
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-02-28
Clearly it wasn’t a fortune cookie then.
1 ardasyenden 2019-02-28
Ban assault cookies.
1 check_fugazi_bro 2019-02-28
Waste of a good cookie
1 WithoutAComma 2019-02-28
sure