Also this is one of the worst Ben's done in a while. Why did he need to label the apple NYC and The Big Apple. Why is Commie mommy drawn so badly, why does it say New Green Deal instead of Green New Deal. Why is her neck so long, and also is he trying to imply she's a trap? (apple in her neck = Adam's apple? 🤔)
Jeff Bezos looks nothing like Jeff Bezos does, and lol at him thinking those 25k jobs would be high paying.
Probably would’ve been transplants they brought in specifically for it and anthem tax breaks would end up with NY paying those salaries from their tax dollars for a while. Pretty much every manufacturing or factory being pushed by member of the GOP for the last 2osh years have been getting crazy tax funding for states for non solid deals.
This is how Trumptards operate. They have no firm views, it's about aesthetics.
Normally, Amazon is bad, a horrible company ripping the country off run by the global elite.
But in this case, Amazon is good because it gives them propaganda to attack AOC with, and AOC is the person they hate most in the world, the new Clinton.
So because AOC stood up to Amazon, that means Amazon is good now.
"theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron" -Daddycels on why they change positions depending on the time of day
It is the reason why so many companies are trying to establish branches in cheaper cities. The salary of a mid-level Amazon engineer doesn't go far in tech hubs; may as well be making 40k in Indianapolis
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1 sokolovey 2019-02-28
Thanks, Ben, I was really struggling to understand that.
1 ChipotleMayocide 2019-02-28
You know Ben's really hitting the fent when he thinks fucking New Mexico of all places would be a possible location of an HQ
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-02-28
And when he doesn’t include the obvious Virginia.
1 not_cool_guy_ 2019-02-28
I like how there’s an NYC label and a THE BIG APPLE label.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-28
This one is an edit. The original said New York City as well
1 miranda865 2019-02-28
The man knows his audience.
1 Woolgun 2019-02-28
Could've posted the other one too
Also this is one of the worst Ben's done in a while. Why did he need to label the apple NYC and The Big Apple. Why is Commie mommy drawn so badly, why does it say New Green Deal instead of Green New Deal. Why is her neck so long, and also is he trying to imply she's a trap? (apple in her neck = Adam's apple? 🤔)
Jeff Bezos looks nothing like Jeff Bezos does, and lol at him thinking those 25k jobs would be high paying.
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1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-02-28
Or given to people who live in New York.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-02-28
Probably would’ve been transplants they brought in specifically for it and anthem tax breaks would end up with NY paying those salaries from their tax dollars for a while. Pretty much every manufacturing or factory being pushed by member of the GOP for the last 2osh years have been getting crazy tax funding for states for non solid deals.
1 WithoutAComma 2019-02-28
An easy error to make when you're so poorly educated that the term "New Deal" doesn't bring anything to mind.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2019-02-28
Lol hasn't he also drawn comics critical of Amazon
1 IDFSHILL 2019-02-28
This is how Trumptards operate. They have no firm views, it's about aesthetics.
Normally, Amazon is bad, a horrible company ripping the country off run by the global elite.
But in this case, Amazon is good because it gives them propaganda to attack AOC with, and AOC is the person they hate most in the world, the new Clinton.
So because AOC stood up to Amazon, that means Amazon is good now.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-28
"theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron" -Daddycels on why they change positions depending on the time of day
1 artbaselinthebezel 2019-02-28
Also Virginia. Actually it's all going to Virginia basically.
1 chestertons 2019-02-28
the leonardo da vinci we deserve
1 BriefSquirt 2019-02-28
Tfw ben draws no ass on either person
1 hyledog 2019-02-28
Look at the Georgia peach
1 grep_var_log 2019-02-28
Mmmmm ooooahahah yeah. I'm finna fuck that peach. 🍆💦💦💦🍑
1 egb924 2019-02-28
High-paying jobs 🤔
1 TayloTayloBookito 2019-02-28
Georgia over there looking juicy 👀👀👀
1 VALIS666 2019-02-28
Excess labels are so last year. I need more of them oversized dumpers, daddy.
1 King_Brutus 2019-02-28
He's clinically retarded
1 Vurtizontal 2019-02-28
Whats "high paying" in this context. Also is 250k a lot? There are 350 millon people in the US.
1 snallygaster 2019-02-28
High-paying in this case is 'enough to split rent on a 2bdrm in Bed-Stuy'
1 Vurtizontal 2019-02-28
Sounds shitty tbqhfam.
1 snallygaster 2019-02-28
It is the reason why so many companies are trying to establish branches in cheaper cities. The salary of a mid-level Amazon engineer doesn't go far in tech hubs; may as well be making 40k in Indianapolis
1 preserved_fish 2019-02-28
You can afford more than that on Amazon money. If you had said "buy a 2br" in Bed-Stuy, I might have agreed.
1 snallygaster 2019-02-28
You have to take into account the average tenure of an Amazon corporate worker.
1 preserved_fish 2019-02-28
So they'll just get more money from some other Chelsea tech company after the Bezos new workout plan sours?
I dunno, New York was ruined by finance bros and ad bros long before tech bros ever became an issue. We can absorb that shit.
1 snallygaster 2019-02-28
Yeah you're probably right
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-02-28
Ben "WTF I love Bezos now" Garrison
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-02-28
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The Nice Attack was a Muslim
The Paris Attacks were Muslims
The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim
The Orlando attack was a Muslim
The Beltway Snipers were Muslims
The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim
The Underwear Bomber was a Muslim
The Westminster Attack was a Muslim
The 2005 Bali Bombings were Muslims
The Murder of Lee Rigby were Muslims
The U.S.S. Cole Bombers were Muslims
The London Bridge Attack were Muslims
The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims
The Charlie Hebdo Attacks were Muslims
The San Bernadino Attacks were Muslims
The Davao Philippines Attack were Muslims
The 2018 Surabaya bombings were Muslims
The Minnesota Mall stabbings was a Muslim
The London Subway Bombers were Muslims
The Moscow Theatre Attackers were Muslims
The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims
The Ankara Airport Turkey Attack were Muslims
The Manchester Arena bombing was a Muslim
The Pan-Am Flight #103 Bombers were Muslims
The Iranian Embassy Takeover was by Muslims
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims
The 2002 Bali Nightclub Bombers were Muslims
The Batta Meena Pakistan Attacks were Muslims
The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Muslims
The Yazidi Sinjar Massacre of 2014 were Muslims
The Beheading of the French priest were Muslims
The Buenos Aires Suicide bombers were Muslims
The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims
The Kenyan U.S Embassy Bombers were Muslims
The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims
The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims
The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims
The First World Trade Center bombers were Muslims
The Beheading of journalist Daniel Pearl was Muslims
The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims
The Bombay & Mumbai Indian Attackers were Muslims
The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims
The 1915 Armenian Genocide, where nearly 2 million were
killed in Turkey, was the Ottoman government... were Muslims
The Beheadings, stabbings, live burnings, & drownings by Muslims
The Piracy off the Barbary Coast in T. Jefferson's time were Muslims
The June 2017 Brighton siege in Melbourne, Australia was a Muslim
The 2016 Brussels bombings in Zaventem and Maalbeek were Muslims
The Daily inhumane acts by the religion of peace, Islam = the Muslims
(Forgive this poor attempt to list all Muslim attrocities in recent history)
​
Where do folks seem to act kindly toward one another?
Hindus living with Jews = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Baha’is living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Hindus living with Baha’is = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Baha’is living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem
Confucians living with Baha’is = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem
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Where in the world does the shit always seem to hit the fan?
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Baha’is = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with other Muslims = Problem
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So what are some Muslim Social Clubs?
ISIS: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Ansaru: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Hamas: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Taliban: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Badr: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Nusra: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Qaeda: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Hezbollah: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Abu Sayyaf: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Boko Haram: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Islamic Jihad: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Lashkar-e-Taiba: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Jemaah Islamiyah: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Muslim Brotherhood: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Palestine Liberation Front: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Abdullah Azzam Brigades: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Moro Islamic Liberation Front: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION, etc.
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islam = Muhammad & the Koran
But Islam does NOT change. There is no such thing as moderate Islam.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-02-28
Did... Did ya lose your way?
Besides you're fucking retarded. K thanx
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-02-28
You forgot to add Judean Peoples Front
1 CthuIhuhoop 2019-02-28
racist
1 cheers_grills 2019-02-28
You got about half of it wrong m8.
1 betazoom78 2019-02-28
Why the fuck would you want to build a hq there?
1 happyorangejuce 2019-02-28
He could represent it by corn.
1 detroitvelvetslim 2019-02-28
1) Does Zyklon Ben now like Bezos?
2) Why would Amazon move somewhere to any of those shit-tier states with even worse fentanyl problems that Seattle
1 BedTimeSoon 2019-02-28
They wanted an east coast HQ, I think the one in Seattle is still a thing
1 preserved_fish 2019-02-28
Kinda surprised that Zyklon Ben is going to bat for Bezos here. I figure that Amazon would have been the most pyramid-headed of his cartoon targets.