Trans lolcow became a millionaire with crypto, lost it all in two years, and copes hard

439  2019-03-01 by WreckingYourHome

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I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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It actually kinda makes sense here, yeah.

Who's dad is this

Mine is dead - better off than this trainwreck

lol that is a serious cope, but all of the creeptos are coping hard.

I knew it was Katiecharm. Niggas business sense is the same level as his attempts to pass as a woman.

Didn't they swarm here like a year ago claiming everyone in drama wanted to fuck them?

You think bussy is just a meme?

So THATS WHAT IT MEANS?

Boy pussy. Is it really that hard.

Begone newbreeder

Silence, let us corrupt the young one

No

Same, i saw the title, knew it had to be her.

her

Just because a woman looks manly doesn’t mean you get to be a dick about it and call her anything other than her preferred pronouns

It's like calling Mohammed Ali Cassius Clay.

There’s a broke/woke/bespoke meme here but i can’t be bothered tbh

Attila the Hon

his

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Forearms like Paul Bunyan.

He spent a good couple years paying attractive women for company and hang around him while he'd play make-believe "lesbian". I've seen a few non-public photos and they are worth their weight in gold: imagine a pretty masculine looking dude dressed like his teenage daughter, surrounded by a bunch of the most bored-looking Las Vegas party girls types, while the man, autistically unaware of the giggles that surround his every move and just how incredibly out-of-place he looks, tries to hide his erection and "be one of the girls" ...

we need to find these pics

A tranny being self destructive.....you don't say

But no, you see, losing millions is actually not a big deal since he can make another 40,000% return on investment no problem

There are lessons, entertainment, and joy in all things: the way up AND the way back down.

Maximum cope.

This is transcending cope

This is transgendering cope

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this is gаy

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Yes

wtf so much money

how do u burn millions like a trustfund child

Could have spent some of that money to at least attempt to pass

They probably at least bought a pussy

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It's almost certain they just let it ride on the crypto market.

The best part is that I doubt he paid capital gains tax so the IRS will be on its way eventually.

Further it sounds like he tried to invest directly into a business rather than a flipped coin. So that means he broke the SEC rules for accredited investors unless he was a partner in the business. Which means he lost money due to just writing blank checks and being probably a detriment to the business.

Say whatever you want about crypto, but it's a great natural selection tool.

Only a one dimensional goober thinks the sole value in life is a constantly rising net worth. There are lessons, entertainment, and joy in all things: the way up AND the way back down.

Hypercope from someone that royally fucked themselves for life.

Spoken like a truly self-destructive gambling addict. They don't want to win, they're addicted to losing and they masochistically enjoy the ride down.

He's acting like it's no big deal and he can just make another few million easy.

I can. If you can’t that says more about you than me.

"I can totally become a millionaire anytime I want! I just choose to live as a failure for the ride!"

Reminder, don't downvote our previous bowvine friend.

Then why did you lose your money? Did it on purpose?

If they are saying that, they’re not wrong.

Where is your flair?

It was beautiful.

Pedo edited it. I will let you guess which mod that is.

I blame notch

Does your family still talk to you?

I, too, choose to live my life as a millionaire.

Imagine actually believing that you can become a millionaire at any time but choosing to be a failure instead

Understandable, as the first millions were gotten by sheer dumb luck, and not hard work.

Yeah but I can have sheer dumb luck whenever I want

There goes the hope for all the incels out there. Even when you become a millionaire, you can’t make yourself look more attractive.

With all that money he pissed away, he could have gotten surgery to actually look like a woman

Has """she""" even tried yet? I've seen people who were absolutely doomed become qts with enough ffs

Check their profile one day ago post. Short answer is worse than possible.

Eh, actually with a good gym membership dietitian and a minor amount of cosmetic surgery almost anyone can become fuckable and all of those things are affordable on an upper middle class income.

Dude if you REALLY fucking want it some of that shit is available on even a lower middle class income. Granted, it's gonna mean you're giving up all luxury for a REALLY fucking long time to save up, but I mean its possible.

True. Am millionaire, still ugly

If you’re being serious, ever considered Korean plastic surgery? They are very advanced in that area. If I was really ugly, I would probably save money and travel to South Korea just for plastic surgery.

I looked into it a lot but plastic surgery scares me lol. I'm probably a 3.5-4 /10 facially though which fortunately isn't ugly enough to impact my day to day life

I get what you mean! I’m scared that things might go wrong. I’ve had surgery before. Not plastic but health issue. To this day, I still feel pain from the surgical scar from time to time. Apparently, it’s more common than people think. If you’ve had major surgery on your organs, you can suffer from chronic pain. It’s from your scar tissue being damaged or something. My doctor explained to me a long time ago but I’ve forgotten.

Anyway, ever since then, I’m just scared of hospitals in general.

I'm more afraid of looking like the Bogdanoff twins than the pain

just enjoy being an ugly rich person

Honestly fair enough. Use tinder ig.

But what if I don't want to look Korean?

That's why god gave us hookers.

2 milli

loses it all

Imagine not just sticking that shit in an index fund and getting an easy part time job and just relaxing the rest of your life.

2 million isn't enough to relax the rest of your life with a part time.

Depends on where you live, it is very much enough in a ton of places.

There are plenty of stable stocks that pay a 5% dividend. That’s $100,000 a year in dividends for merely holding the stock.

Yeah but what if I want to blow it all in 2 years?

Move to Vegas and start taking hormones

40k after 3% inflation retention

However that's still cushy with a part time job.

Lots of ways to increase that margin to 10% fairly safely if you learn the stock market or use a reliable etf

Inflation should generally be covered by the equity portion considering that this is dividend stocks, although a lot of big dividend names have declined massively since 2017.

The blue chip dividend names have continued growing their dividends significantly over time.

Which stocks are these? I'm asking for myself and my shit-ass portfolio.

VZ, MO, T (although they have 200 billion of debt so they might have to cut their dividend). Dividends aren’t really a good thing unless you’re looking for passive income though, tend to detract from investment. Look into dividend aristocrats (companies that have raised their dividends consistently for 10 years) if you want safe dividends tho, personally they’re not my cup of tea but if you want a safer return, they’re good options

Sorry I was sleeping but this. REITS and MLPs. Pipeline companies like $EPD are a good safe bet. Just be aware that capital appreciation will be limited with these choices.

Dividend aristocrats like $T, $KO, $MO and such are probably better bets for your portfolio for long term capital appreciation depending on how old you are.

Look how much return of markets has come from dividends versus price appreciation over time.

If you are willing to move to a place like Mexico it most definitely is. And were talking a nice part of Mexico here, not one of the drug warzone shit holes.

$60k in dividends is pretty easy with that. Move to a mid-sized city and live an easy life from there.

More than enough. With $2M, you can withdraw $70-80k a year for the rest of your life without ever running out of money (and in most cases, you'll end up with more than you started with).

Depends on how you chose to invest it.

If you park it all in a savings account (why) or do something stupid like buy gold/silver with it, then yeah you're probably not do well. But there's plenty of other stable investing options that would give returns better than the average US income, single or family.

To be fair the only way to hit 2 mil on the crypto bull run on 2018 was to ignore what looked like an obvious peak at 500k. the very thing that made them that money lost them that money.

That's the thing when you hit those big winners. I bought quite a bit of GOOG and AMZN back after the crash in 2008. I won pretty big, but i sold along all along the way, always thinking it couldn't go higher. It would have been worth >$2m if I just kept it all. You can't time a bubble.

"the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain insolvent" - JM Keynes

Keynes

Eeew

Idiot reddit economics enthusiast detected

Imagine sucking Keynesian dick

Bet you browse r badeconomics too fag

Unironically the best sub on this garbage site

Yikes. All the bad-x subs are full of mainstream contrarians that barely knows more than the sub they mock

It's supposed to say solvent, not insolvent. Becoming insolvent is what you're trying to avoid

Theyd have to be able to cash it all out in order to do that. Theyd also ahve to not be retarded.

one in a lifetime windfall from internet chuck-e-cheese tokens gives you the ability to live comfortably in perpetuity.

blow it all on bullshit

eternal freedom from the wagecuck grind > brief orgy of vices and materialism

human nature

Imagine responsible decision making from anyone like this lmao

2 mill with 4 pct yearly return is 80k a year for the rest of your life without ever touching the principle. Thats a level of luck and success that 0.0001 pct of humanity will ever experience and this retard is trying to rationalize how losing this gift from God was just as exciting and valuable as getting it.

He's a sodomite, this is what happens hahaha

As a retard that blew a similar fortune, this hurts so fucking indescribaly much

This is wrong. /r/financialindependence

Shit, you could give me a hundred grand and I could make it last the rest of my life.

There is a legit science behind the fact that the vast majority of people cant deal with large, or even mediocre sums of money. Hence why only a small portion of people in this world are rich. Its kindof depressing reading alot of studies behind it.

New money niggas never go into real estate. They all try to be flashy entrepreneurs and fall for “exciting new business opportunities” acting like they’re Kevin O’Leary.

Seriously. It's such an obvious thing. Buy some rental properties, have a management company look after them, collect a rent check every month without doing shit. The second I get enough money I'm buying a duplex and my tenant is going to pay my house note for me. If just that alone gives you a huge amount of financial independence. Or fuck, just let it sit in a savings account. It's two million dollars. Don't spend like a moron and you can live the rest of your life on it.

Exactly. Between owning rental properties (steady income) and flipping houses (large amounts of capital) you won’t have a mortgage and won’t need a full time job. I know guys that own their own business but still always go back to real estate to make consistent money in case business is ever slow. Sure markets can fluctuate but people will always need places to live, and the population isn’t getting any smaller.

If I came into 2 mil overnight I would actually find it difficult to piss away in just 2 years.

Get a REIT, stupid. Real estate is what poors do when they think they're being fiscally responsible.

Ma man, you driving lyft. That ain't winning.

woof

Fatality.

IT'S MA'AM!

you lost two million dollars and you’re trans you retard lmao

That's a butt ugly woman. Good at wasting money through and through.

Imagine being "entertained" by that person.

She had several failed businesses? I thought Trannies were all commies who believed that businesses had no risk and that business owners don’t deserve any profit?

I thought wallstreetbets was a perfect containment for those guys. How one of their best ever escape to /r/invest ?

probably spent it all on horse piss hormones and big dilating dildos

Hahaha Holy shit, me and my parents made plans on how we could live the whole life jobless with one mill dollars. Banks, small businesses, no risks. The motherfucker goes to Vegas.

So to recap: you all hatin hard cause you wage slaving, and triggered af about how I didn’t spend the money (that again you didn’t make) the way you think it should be spent. Huh.

Maybe go make your own money? Oh but you can’t. Maybe cause you to busy doing what others are telling you to do, and listening to all your incompetent friends. Huh. Well, we’re at the same starting point again - why is it that I know I can get rich again? It’s not just because I already did it (in direct opposition to the same dumb hate comments y’all slinging now btw). It’s cause my free time is spent with moves boo, not stalking and talkin shit in drama topics. You should know that if I had it all to do over again, I wouldn’t change a thing. I just had the best two years of my life, and now I’m in Hollywood pursuing show business? Heck yess babes, keep gawking at me. Imma give y’all something to really get triggered about in the coming years. Bet.

It was people like you who was telling me I would never make it in the first place. Why in the world would anyone ever start listening to you now? Y’all all stuck in the same pit, holding each other down, cause the only thing you got going for you is that sense of solidarity of “how dare this person” while meanwhile ‘that person’ just went and did all those things you calling impossible.

Oh and y’all wanna talk shit bout how I look, which is cute. Seeing not a single one of yalls pictures I can assure you it is irrelevant how attractive you find me. My little Corey Joplin androgyny seems to click with the kind of girls I wanna be running with, so.... why does your negative opinion matter again?

This whole hate topic ain’t even worth me. A hundred upvotes and a few dozen comments for a trans woman who was a first generation millionaire and is breaking into show business in Hollywood now? How the fuck can yalls little hater minds even wrap around that? If you gonna be a hater instead of working on winning, at least be higher quality ones than that.

Kneel to ya troon queen, bitches.

It takes a real financial genius to blow 2 million.

This whole hate topic ain't even worth me

Yet here you are, again

You all hatin hard cause you wage slaving

Girl, you drive for Lyft

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Girl

Uh

Buckle up, buckarooths

Your shambolic and delusional comment is the epitome of mental illness.

why is it that I know I can get rich again?

Why is it that I know you will implode again?

Cope harder tranny you blew 2 million on worthless shit

y'all

we dont say that here fag

😤 i have a yall pass, c o p e🎷🐛

you aren't breaking into show business. you never will. you look stupid and are irrelevant. trans is a retarded fad that won't be around in a couple uears

you will starve to death alone and depressed, realising that you should have listened to us rather than be a complete moron

faggot

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Well seeing that your brilliant moves already cost you millions, I have no doubt your poor man's Amy Schumer with a side of Lyft will again skyrocket you into wealth.

You have to have the brain for it in the first place. Katie’s brain glows outside of her eyes like Doom God mode.

The thing is she has a knack for understanding complex things. And this very complex thing she understands better than most people, is the thing that will once again catapult her into wealth. So she knows with certainty, the same way that you know with certainty that you’re going to wake up tomorrow. It’s pretty probably, and maybe not, but the chance of it is slim.

I’d say her odds are very good and you should just ask her to teach you. Because she’s going to position herself in something you will not even know about for many years. Just like she was on top of Mimblewimble long before anybody had heard about it. Why did I meet her there? Because she knows where to be. You should be smarter about this and just follow her. Look at where she subs. She’s not giving you any information for free after insulting her like that. Maybe you can scrape some off her heels?

I looked at where she subbed guys. I now have AIDS, depression, mental illness, orange-man badism, and have lost all my net worth.

Have fun at work.

Get a job?

Some life. How about make a job.

Are you baiting or a victim of trisomy 21

I don’t spend enough time on here to know what that is.

trisomy 21 is a medical condition, it’s not drama specific lingo

I mean, if it’s an insult, what do you want me to say? Yes. Who cares.

Yes

OK Katie

Andy Schumer*

Being a taxi is the path to billions.

AT LYFT WE OWN OUR OWN BUSINESS

You'd be willing to make 2 million again only to blow all of it again? You are focused on making moves yet you're here trying to throw your weight around.

M8 youre below wageslave. You're lyftslaving

COPE

Imagine typing an essay to try and push your point

also nice southern slang you retard

COPE COPE COPE

poorly-executed ebonics

Wow, you really do act just like a real white girl.

Honestly, much as I hate dumb roasties I can't help but admire your positive attitude and manic determination to live in a fantasy world of your choosing. As someone who has trouble sometimes rolling out of bed in the morning, it's a little refreshing to see someone who so clearly knows what they want and expends enormous energy to get it. There's a certain purity and nobility in madness, even as it brings you closer and closer to the inevitable tragic denouement.

You’re a fucking retard, and you also don’t pass. Gross.

Silence and spread that B U S S Y

You’re going to be poor for the rest of your life

We need to preserve this, it's the perfect example of COPE.

So Do did you ever repay your ex-wife?

Can I request a Lyft driver specifically? Sorry, I’ve only used Uber due to me not being poor.

Cope harder

you all hatin hard cause you wage slavin

Says the guy that blew millions and is now a poor person driving for Lyft lmfao

"breaking into show business in Hollywood" -> "driving Lyft during weekends to pay rent". Sorry but, you're no genius. You think too much of yourself and I'm surprised reality hasn't hit you yet. And just because we think you're stupid with money and probably have mental health issues (not related to you being a trans woman, I actually think you have a lot of courage) doesn't mean we are wage slaves and unhappy. However, I hope you are right and become the person you want to be.

Now this is funny, I'm sure you'll have a stellar career in stand up mister.

What the fuck is this shit

You fit right in. Except that frack is mandatory. That wouldn't be a problem, right?

I'm still not buying that she's on hormones. Growing her hair out and quitting the gym is the only difference between what she looked like in the military and now.

James had been trying to get fame for years before he took on the Katie persona.

You want to be a chick? Cool, rock and roll. Acting like an out of control hornball thot isn't working for you though.

Good luck on the comedy thing, Katie.

James had been trying to get fame for years before he took on the Katie persona.

deets?

Wait, older than 36?

I came here to Hollywood to get into acting and comedy.

Los angeles does seem to get a lot of millenial trash nowadays.

Anyone without any direction or talent just plops their ass in LA and hopes they'll get lucky. When in reality it won't happen and his ass will go back to where he came from when lyft won't pay his bills anymore. Tragic.

lolcow?

Always remember to upvote them.

pretty sure theyve got a years old thread on the plantation

why did I have to look it up why :(

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Shut up you Transphobe, that is a BEAUTIFUL and EMPOWERED LADY, and her IDENTITY is none of your BUSSY-NESS

Yall

Mentally diseased Tranny faggot.

If stating the obvious was in the Olympics...

Haha look who it is!

With what I had left I came here to Hollywood to get into acting and comedy.

Oh dear.

I'll take the credit for bringing them to that thread

On /r/Buttcoin, AP was pretty popular as one of the few unhinged bitcoin proponents willing to show up and be laughed at.

Her jokes are terribly delivered but decent honestly

jokes are terribly delivered

but decent

Well conceived but poorly executed is what I was getting at. I thought so at least

True, the jokes would be funny if only they were funny

I see, sorry about your underpowered brain. I'll be praying for your understanding of simple concepts in the future, and I'm ashamed of my inability to explain this one to you. 🙏

More proof that only retards like dogs

I really wish I had some retarded take like "if things were different then they wouldn't be the same"

I hope to learn more from you

Your irony levels are off the charts

lol trannies

If first thing that comes to your mind after thinking "what would i do with a million dollars?" is "go to Vegas", you will never be rich for more than 3 months at a time.

Especially if the way you made that money in the first place was gambling.

I feel kind of bad for them. They're obviously not comfortable in their own skin, despite their delusions of grandeur.

This guy's post history is like a episode of ed edd and eddy

i can't help but sit here and think man, I could change my entire life with a million dollars; make some safe investments, buy a house

and then some retarded tranny gets it and proceeds to blow it on drug parties in Vegas

life ain't fair

Don't worry, they'll suffer plenty in life if they're this fucking dumb.

Why do shitty people that don't appreciate money always seem to be the ones becoming stupid rich just to lose it all.

How did he quit the military?

Lmao sucks to suck

This is why stupid people shouldn't have money

The absolute state of coinfags