had to look up the definition of this advanced redditspeak
Sealioning (also spelled sea-lioning and sea lioning) is a type of trolling or harassment which consists of pursuing people with persistent requests for evidence or repeated questions, while maintaining a pretense of civility.
A retired video game dev with 2.5 billion dollars to his name in response to "Do you love Jews" goes on to talk about IQ difference. Seems kinda desperate to me. And even if it isn't desperate, why?
That could have been racial but not necessarily, he could have been comparing any populations really, maybe he's trying to say conspiracy theorists are stupid lol
Imagine making an indie game and somehow making a billion dollars and ending up as a retard on twitter who spends their time raging about culture war bullshit and boomer conspiracy theories. You can take the man out of the basement but you can't take the basement out of the man.
Imagine making an indie game and somehow making a billion dollars and ending up as a retard on twitter who spends their time raging about culture war bullshit and boomer conspiracy theories.
No but I did lose $5 on MSFT puts last week, first time I've had a down week directly by my own fuckup instead of just by being busy and not able to make trades for a week. Still beat the market by far for the month, though.
For serious though, the market can't beat me if I'm actively fighting it.
I'm curious, are you actually on the stock market, or are you afraid of it?
If you are already on the stock market, I just wasted a ton of time typing the following, but if you are afraid of it, you might want to listen.
When I first got onto the stock market I was dominating it consistently for at least a month before I stopped focusing on it so much (even started going days at a time without so much as glancing at it) because it was interfering with my job. People were getting their food deliveries late because I was distracted by all these pennies, and I don't believe in pretending to do a job that actually needs to be done so I decided to cut that shit out and shut down the constantly-having-anxiety-and-overanalyzing-everything-in-market-terms part of my brain so that I could actually go a shift without compulsively checking my phone or frantically trading.
Right now I need to focus on getting a newer car so that I can make more money, then I need to focus on getting from my motel room into an actual apartment so I can save more of the more money I'll be making, then it will be time to start dumping money into my trading account, probably cut down my delivery schedule, and get fully into my trading.
It then gets a lot easier because the bigger my portfolio gets, the more trading I'm free to do, which is an exponential difference in these early stages. For example, when I only owned 1 share of AMD, I couldn't freely sell AMD at whatever price point seemed high because that would cost my entire standing in the company and if it didn't bounce back into my price range I would just lose money. Once I owned 2-3 shares of AMD, that became something to play around with, because if I sold one too early I would still have the final one to hold or to sell at the best possible time.
So far I've mostly only been able to hold normal retail stocks like VWAGY, AMD, etc and trade "penny stocks" like OPTT or GERN. I don't know shit about OPTT or GERN except what I've learned as an investor. I know VWAGY and AMD intimately as major parts of the world I live in. The bigger companies that are more expensive to trade can also be much, much safer and more lucrative to trade for someone with my specific type of expertise. So when I go from having around $400 to having around $1200 in the market, that should way more than triple my ability to make gains even though it's only triple the amount.
And I was already constantly multiple times over the market before, so at that point it will really be easy as fuck to beat the market without any real chance of failure.
There's the kind of confidence where you know the chance of failure is small and there's not much you can do about it so it's best to just keep yourself focused on success instead of worrying about it, and then there's times where you actually just know for sure the chance of failure is pathetically tiny and there would be nothing to worry about even if you wanted to. The former is where I've been at most of the time so far, the latter is where I'll easily be once I get to where I can freely trade companies I actually know.
It's just too easy. You have to consider two things.
One, I'm one of the smartest, most well-informed civilians on the planet, a genius among geniuses, a king of smart people, so I can tend to outcompete in fair competitions with other smart people.
Two, and more importantly, the stock market does not primarily attract smart people. I don't know where the idea that Wall Street has smart people came from, but the reality is there are very few smart people in the finance sector and the few there are do very well for themselves.
You won't find smart people getting beaten by the market average. The market average is a very pathetic performance by a big collection of dumb people, it just isn't comparable to what you can do with a brain that actually works.
Just go look at an investment news site. Read some articles and try to discern good ones from bad ones. Consider that other people are also trying to discern the good ones from the bad ones, and betting millions and millions of dollars on their conclusions. Knowing people - in fact, being a denizen of /r/Drama, really intimately knowing how populations react to information they can read - do you really not see how incredibly easy of an opportunity that alone creates? Even if you're not very smart, you can probably find at least one article where you easily know the exact reality of the situation the article regards, and you also easily know exactly how everyone else is going to react to the article and what kind of delusions they'll have about the reality. I'm sure you can find at least one that you just "get" because you have some info most people don't - everyone has some area of expertise. And if you can do that, you can see how the type of people who read all the time and try to be experts on a lot of different shit would be able to keep finding articles like that, and from that, you can understand how the competition of the entire modern world really works.
Every single person with any intelligence in the stock market absolutely decimates the everloving shit out of the market average by actually getting rich, which is what I'm going to do. The market sits around pretending to enjoy single-digit-percentage gains while above-average people - I'd say probably anyone around the 98th or 99th percentile - keep doubling or tripling or quadrupling their money until the exponential impact of increased wealth starts to work in reverse and it starts getting harder to trade your positions because they're so big, instead of dangerous because they're so small like in the beginning. After that, it gets impossible to keep doubling or tripling shit without being a mega-super-ultra-genius like me, but beating the market remains easy as fuck for anyone who tries with that kind of money.
Seriously, if you have $50 to hold onto, get a Robinhood account. You have nothing to fear if you're not retarded.
Thank you, something about seriousposting two pages of advice for my fellow man just felt gross after I hit "save," like something was missing, and now that you're here I know it was LongPostBot's reply that my heart longed for.
So you live in a hotel delivering food, and are here offering paragraphs of "investor" advice for what sounds like a sub 1000 dollar portfolio. You're in the wrong sub.
Yes. I also have friends and family who work in finance, trade large sums of money and even own hedge funds. Neither myself nor any of them would describe the stock market as being 'easy' like you have.
Gotcha, wasn't sure if you were a kinda smart person who's afraid of the market or a complete idiot who's on the market. Guess I really wasted my time. Sorry for the difficulties this world gives brainlets
I don't need it because my brain works. If you or your loved ones lack the mental capacity to have RAD holdings at a cost basis below a dollar, you really need to keep those good luck wishes for yourselves.
I laugh at you right now, but I'll cry for you in hindsight when I'm far enough from the struggle to thank your kind for your idiocy instead of being frustrated by it.
Is this subtle trolling? No says "get on the stock market" and no one loses 5 dollars on a Microsoft put. They lose 50 if they sell it early and 500 if they hold.
I'm not in it, I'm on it. My money is in it. Full-time day traders are in it. Robinhood is an app that works on it and while many people would use it the way I'm using it that you pretend they wouldn't, nobody except you would use "in" it when they mean "on" it. Get better at English.
I think you've convinced me a little bit. But every time I've tried one of those stock market simulation things that use the real stock market data, I've failed horribly, lol. I don't really know who to invest in. Computer hardware companies like Intel and AMD are pretty sure bets, as are munitions companies, since the improvement of computers and war are both inevitable, though their stock prices are already pretty high. Wonder if Lockheed is down from that peak they got when we attacked Syria yet. Epic Games, if that's publicly traded, is probably a good one too. Hmm.
I just want you to know that I appreciate everything you do for this community regardless of how poor you are. I also sincerely hope you get rich as it will only make you more entertaining.
Like $1000, maybe less but not more unless you give generous valuations to my personal possessions or count the 20 year old Subaru I can't afford new suspension for.
It's probably better for your own sanity to imagine that Darqwolff isn't real, but yes, this is a person who actually exists and believes the things they're saying.
Lmaooo bro this can't be serious. I don't think I've ever seen an autistic pedophile before (based on your history). Try not to YOLO your $40 Robinhood account away so that you're not delivering pizzas your whole life lol
One, I'm one of the smartest, most well-informed civilians on the planet, a genius among geniuses, a king of smart people, so I can tend to outcompete in fair competitions with other smart people.
I'd say I stopped taking you seriously here but I never really did in the first place.
But are you scared of the markets? Because it sounds like you can tell from my comment that if someone like me doesn't have to fear the markets, nobody does
I think what he is trying to say is that you are not only full of yourself to an insane degree but also implying that those who refer to themselves as geniuses the way you do probably aren't as smart as they think. And in your case I can tell by your comments that you may be smart in some ways but you have the social intelligence of a rotting giraffe and you don't understand nuance.
You don’t lose in the stock market unless you sell or the company goes bankrupt so you losing only 3% isn’t exactly a testament to your alleged brilliance. A smart and mentally sound individual would’ve held, unless they saw the stock going nowhere for a really long time, which only a moron would be speculate or saw a better opportunity elsewhere.
They lose value, but you don’t lose money until you sell. You’re either too retarded to read basic English, which is looking like the case, and/or you struggle the logic behind the concept of stock value loss vs real, financial loss, which is equally retarded of you.
I watched your video on YouTube from years ago where you said you’d turn 100 dollars into a trillion. Please tell me you did something of value, like shave your neckbeard.
Open a paper trading account and post an audit trail and prove it. If you're beating the market with any regularity, people will be falling over themselves trying to give you millions of dollars. That's literally what I did for my career.
Except they won't be trying to "give me millions of dollars" they'll be trying to give me thousands of dollars while using my superior skills and gullibility to stay millions of dollars ahead of me. No deal, because I'm one of those people who has the superior skills, but not the gullibility.
There's just no way it's true. You have to have given them way more than the amount they gave you in order for anyone to have given you millions of dollars. If someone really gave you millions of dollars just to sign an NDA, they were paying you that much not to talk about the shit under that NDA, meaning that information is worth at minimum all those millions of dollars to someone in some way, probably more since you can't even have tried to negotiate when you're too fucking dumb to understand the basic premise of such an exchange. And if that's what happened it has nothing to do with the stock market so I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about and I'm not reading your post history to find out, just stop being retarded.
You can look me up in real life. Many people have. I mod all the forums for this here and have done a few interviews and AMAs.
I came up with some strats that beat the market. I had investors give me money and I paid them in full shortly after. I had NDAs signed so they never knew what I did. I've been trading on my own since and own my own firm now. It's really easy to do this if you can "beat" the market but it's also incredibly difficult to actually do that. I'm telling you if you can that you will have no problem becoming rich overnight.
I had investors give me money and I paid them in full shortly after.
When you say "paid them in full" you mean you gave them more than they gave you, I'm guessing. They didn't "give" you anything, you gullible retard. If you had anything they didn't, you gave it to them and sacrificed your own competitive standing in life to do so, because shiny. Nice moves. I can see how someone as retarded as you thinks it's "incredibly" "difficult" to beat the market.
You're literally so retarded you think the market is not only "difficult" but "incredibly" so, you can't understand what the fuck I'm saying, so you don't even have anything to base it on when you say I don't understand how capitalism works, you're just having a fantasy about being able to understand what I just said.
If it's easy, go make millions and prove it. I really hope you prove me wrong but there's a reason the industry is littered with the best and brightest the world has to offer.
I have a trade you might be interested in it is essentially 500 short box spreads. No risk. It doesn’t matter what happens, it is an arbitrage position. I have level two options so whatever. I want to put in more money, but the market closes at 4. Never forget more hedge = more money. It literally can not go tits up. All you have to do is wait two years, absolutely no risk.
I have a trade you might be interested in it is essentially 500 short box spreads. No risk. It doesn’t matter what happens, it is an arbitrage position. I have level two options so whatever. I want to put in more money, but the market closes at 4. Never forget more hedge = more money. It literally can not go tits up. All you have to do is wait two years, absolutely no risk.
Thousands more than you have now though, while doing what you're already though. They might be "getting ahead" of you now, but you'll be getting a head start, with which you can drop them after a year or two and be ahead of the game. No downside for you at all.
They might be "getting ahead" of you now, but you'll be getting a head start
That is not how head starts work, fucktard. Letting someone who already has a head start on you widen their head start is the furthest possible opposite of getting a head start.
No downside for you at all.
Except that if I do it then I'm being the kind of person who cannot take over the world. The single act alone doesn't have that impact, but it's like if someone whose main goal was to avoid STDs decided to spend just one night being a prostitute, just because the one night probably won't auto-fail their goal doesn't mean they're not being an utter failure.
Why not at least do the paper trading account he suggested, with the audit trails? Get yourself some validity. Maybe only help out poor people who need investment advice if rich people are too abhorrent.
Why not at least do the paper trading account he suggested, with the audit trails?
Why would I want fantasy gains? Can you not imagine the feeling of knowing how much I would have made off AMD, GM, Bitcoin, etc. back in the day if one person had just believed in me and lent me $50 at some point back then? Why would you imagine someone wanting more of that feeling and expect them to match your imagination on that? I have actual money to trade with now, if I was ever going to torture myself with paper trading it would have been before I had my own money, can't you at least figure that out?
Seems like some real roundabout excuses to not show any proof of what you're saying though. How about just make one, specific, strong prediction this week? Something that would show the depth of your skill?
I do "specific, strong predictions" and get them right all the time, all it does is get me banned from WSB. You're acting like you know my history when you obviously don't.
I bet Intel will do something for attention in the next 2 weeks, MSFT will end down for this week (proving my puts were off by a week), OPTT will be above .3269 at least once by the end of the week.
But these small-time predictions don't matter, I could suddenly start getting them wrong any time, they require such precise tuning and are so inconsequential they're barely more than guesses. That's the nature of the short term, expecting me to prove myself with a short-term prediction is fundamentally misinterpreting the market and when I turn out to be right you shouldn't take it as proof that I couldn't have been wrong like in other cases where the outcome can actually prove competence. What matters is, go all in on RAD and be patient, don't worry about individual weeks.
Are you being serious or will you just claim your trolling if it turns out you're incorrect?
Both.
And how patient is patient? A year? Two years? 6 months?
However long it takes for RAD to make at least 5-10x the market average over the same period. Could be by end of day today, could be over the course of the next 8 years, or anything in between. Doesn't really matter unless you have terminal cancer.
All your claims are couched in enough uncertainty to maintain deniability on your part. You can't insist to people you do, without any proof. You talk to people as though they should trust you, and assume you're right, but you refuse to give anything that would vindicate you. So you've got to stop with the martyr thing.
You do realize that if you beat the market with regularity you can literally just make millions right now, right? About four good bets with options or highly leveraged futures will make you a billionaire if you're right. Or do highly leveraged forex bets like Soros did to earn his.
if you could beat the market at all you could definitely do it by billions of orders of magnitude, the fact that you haven't done it that hard means you're lying
Buy and hold, and keep a small 'play money' account to dick around with if you absolutely need to gamble. I'm interested in D. Wolff's answer to this too tho
Maybe he means this in the sense of “if you’re not retarded you’ll generally put the vast majority of your funds in well-diversified low fee index funds so you won’t be screwed”
The only people who describe the stock market as easy to make money in are the ones who got lucky a few times, made bank, and let it go to their heads. There are so many factors to consider in the stock market. An otherwise fantastic company’s stock price could be crippled by bad news or even bullshit news from a shortseller that no one could have anticipated. It has far less to do with brilliance and far more with being able to do your due diligence and do your best to make sound decisions, and then have the discipline and emotional fortitude to stick with your decision.
Buying and holding is fine strategy. Day trading? Some do well, most don’t.
you said somewhere that if I have 50 dollars to invest it. Yeah, maybe in a commission free ETF. If I’m with Questrade and paying 6.50
Or whatever for a commission fee, that’s 13 dollars just to buy and sell. Terrible advice. Save a larger amount and buy in bulk. That larger amount depends on the person but I’d rarely make an investment for less than 1000 dollars. I want those commission fees to be as minimal as possible.
You’re bragging about a few good returns in history’s longest running bull market... that’s really funny.
I saw your video on your YouTube channel about how you were going to crowdsource ideas and turn 50 dollars into a trillion... and now know my entire comment was a waste of time. You’re either a joke or a egotistic narcissist.
Could run out anytime, could continue on for a while. Only a moron would ask about when something uncertain would happen. Genius among geniuses? That’s cute. Neckbeard among neckbeards is more apt.
>implying most money on the stock market isn't just sitting there under owners with such low expectations that they would have to shoot themselves and have their identities taken by actual traders in order to beat the market
Lololol. Your comments lack any form of logic, reasoning, or critical thinking. You essentially think "since I am smart I must be able to beat the market". You clearly live in your parents basement, deliver food full time, and are a confessed pedo so I am truly questioning how smart you actually are. Have you ever heard of buying options? Maybe you should learn about those so you could at least lose your money faster to save you some time lmao.
The sad thing is I meant for that to turn into a demonstration of the wisdom of crowds because I thought out of all the retarded meme response I got there would at least be a couple legitimately good ideas. I was wrong.
I do little shit, and make a few bucks, but want to do more but feel intimidated. Made like 4K with sbgl buying at like 2.20 and selling at 4.10. I’ll do ETFs too, but only solid shit that is in relation to major moves with the commercials and large traders. How did you immerse yourself in it and learn more?
First I spent years wishing I could make money on my stock predictions but not having any money to invest to begin with. This caused me to spend a bit of time in places like /r/wallstreetbets and /r/investing and Wikipedia and such, learning the initial basis I went in with. Then I actually got some money into a trading account and at that point the hunger to prove myself is what immersed me and caused me to learn the meager amount I now know. I think you might be looking for something in sheer knowledge that can actually only be found in underlying perspective change. You need to see through certain bullshits in order to know the basics, after that, all knowledge is just supplemental.
Okay I could definitely see this. I read a book by Larry Williams that helped me understand some basic things and am working on a book about navigating the market. I’ve got some long term stake in a large dialysis company, and am actually paying capital gains this year, so I’m further ahead than I think. I just started lurking WSBs, but they are so autistic idk if that helps lol. Ooh ya when Kate spade offed herself shorted her companies stock and made a little too.
When box spreads actually work they just amount to stealing money from the market like some kind of greedy money vacuum. If I'm putting my investment money in something other than an actual investment, it better be just straight-up gambling, not greedy bullshit.
You are the most retarded person I've encountered today if you try to satisfy greed by gambling, and even more retarded than that for thinking everyone else that gambles would also have such a retarded reason. "I'm feeling greedy today, let me do something that is by definition unnecessarily risky to my wealth!"
Note: I haven't been encountering quite as retarded of people as usual today so you only win by default.
why else would people gamble unless on the chance to win big money aka greed
"I'm feeling greedy today, let me do something that is by definition unnecessarily risky to my wealth!"
You ever see the people who buy scratch off tickets at the gas station, not the sharpest tool in the sheds. Almost like gambling has made a business model off of dumb greedy assholes thinking they will win big. Takes a real mongoloid not to notice that
ahh yes all those poor people at gas stations who can hardly rub two cents together are buying scratch offs for entertainment
"Western" isn't a synonym for "America" just like "greed" isn't a synonym for "desire." Your vocabulary is Downs syndrome level and it's retarded how you attempt to use English from that level.
"stay away from derivatives" is complete retard advice, any moron can double their money in like a couple months with a strong low-volatility stock holding basis and a little chunk of play money on penny calls. You can almost always find an option that's going to give extremely high (sometimes even insanely high) reward for almost no risk. You can only find something like that in the equities market like once every few years if you're good and after all that waiting to find such an opportunity it also takes years to pay off each time, just for the small benefit of turning "almost no risk" into literally no risk attached at all.
That's why I used the phrase "complete retard advice," it can be interpreted either way as advice by or for them. I use that phrase a lot, you're the first person to kinda catch it.
They always have so far and it hasn't even slightly shut the haters up yet. Nobody links to comments where I was calling people fucktards for not buying AMD in 2015/16, they link the comments where I was talking about how smart I am without linking to any proof so that they can share in the humor of some fantasy moron with their fellow actual morons.
Dogshit. People just don't care about reality, the haters will pretend to like me when they see I have money due to absolutely retarded subconscious motivators their pea-brains can't even navigate around. As long as I pretend to be poor, "bought and sold with prices and dates" won't mean shit just like constantly turning out to be right whenever everyone else turns out to be wrong hasn't meant shit. You delude yourself into thinking people are better than they are because the real world is horrible and you want a better one, I get it, but just keep watching the show and you'll realize what you're living in someday.
Eh, I really don't put much stock into what people say because I've noticed idiots have a tendency to tell you how things are whereas actually smart people demonstrate, in which case you have the evidence to decide for yourself. So no need to worry about my perceptions.
I just want to subscribe to the darkwolff equities newsletter cause why the fuck not.
can almost always find an option that's going to give extremely high (sometimes even insanely high) reward for almost no risk.
Buying options have the highest risk beyond the most retarded strategies like writing naked calls, you retard. The only options that have little risk are deep in the money, and not cheap.
That's fucking retarded. There is a shit ton of risk in cheap options, that's why they have high rates of returns.
If they have high rates of returns, how do they have a shit ton of risk? It's one or the other unless you're gambling in which case by definition there can't be outcome tendencies like this. You're still just pretending not to know what "risk" means.
Just because you don't put a lot of money into one trade doesn't make it any less risky.
Again, the only way this sentence makes sense is if you pretend not to know what "risky" means. If you open a dictionary and actually check the definitions of words until you completely understand what you just said, you'll realize it's insanely batshit retarded.
You're now pretending not to know the definition of the word "risky" while using it in the phrase "by their very definition risky."
Something can't tend to have high returns and also tend to have high risk. An individual thing that tends to have high risk can have high returns in one insurance, but you're not talking about instances, you're talking about tendencies.
For one thing to be riskier than another thing, it has to increase the chance of something bad happening. If one thing has a higher average rate of return than another thing, then by the definitions of "average" and "rate of return," what the fuck is the bad thing with an increased chance of happening? Nothing. The closest thing would be an option expiring OTM, but nobody would rather have less money and a higher win percentage than a higher win percentage with less money. It makes no fucking sense.
I would laugh at you but it's honestly pathetic and sad that you can keep deluding yourself on something as simple as the fucking meaning of the word risk even when someone directly explains to you what's making your brain fuck up so badly.
Every time I think I've witnessed the maximum level of retardedness that you can display you still manage to surprise me.
Cheap options often have better odds to lose money, and lose in its entirety. That is high risk. You can't replace the word risk with the concept of risk/reward.
Except a risk/reward ratio actually has risk to it, you're just pretending shit has risk despite there being no bad outcome you can say there's an increased chance of which is what risk is, as if you think risk is some other thing just because dumbass finance people named one of their preschool-level math concepts "risk"
Yes it does retard, because unless the companies you invest in goes bankrupt, your equities are always going to be worth at least something.
But if you're not very good and you get one strike of severely bad luck, they might be worth less than they are now, which is a risk.
If you go with nothing but options and you don't just gamble on dumb trades, your cash pile will keep growing month by month no matter what way the market goes or how your businesses perform. Bad luck will never permanently or even semi-permanently remove your wealth even if your decisions aren't very good because you'll just have to work harder digging through more options to find the good buys to claw your way back up after any bit of bad luck. You can't just enter an uncontrollable loss period out of nowhere because of a market crash or something because your options are constantly expiring and being purchased anew which makes it impossible for long-term positions to get rooted too deep. Some of them will expire worthless, that's just an inconsequential thing that will happen, not a risk, but you're calling it a risk and you're one of millions of people who think options are riskier than equities in general because you've heard a bunch of money people call it a risk (because in individual instances it's a risk) and since we've been in a bull market almost nonstop for a million years you forget what it looks like when the world puts out a reminder how fucking dumb a derivatives phobia really is.
After reading all your posts I honestly can’t tell if you’re fucking with people. It’s like you picked up a book of investing for dummies and have read half of it, now you’re an expert. If you’re an amazing investor you shouldn’t be a delivery boy at a hotel. Please have literally any sort of self-awareness and realize how ridiculous you sound.
I'm fucking with people but pretty much everything I say is lowkey serious at the same time. You still won't lose money on options if you just don't make trades without better reasons than "we put a low risk sticker on this one"
You can keep telling yourself there isn't a cliff, but it isn't going to stop you from walking off it. You aren't the first person who's believed they are smarter than the market.
For sure. Hookers and blow? Nah. Traveling the world, getting blown in exotic lands while eating the best foods? No way. Buying your own island and ducking nubile 14 year old girls while doing adrenochrome straight from freshly sacrificed babies? Pfffft. Spending all day doing what literally any brain worm filled octogenarian can do from a rat infested, dog piss smelling trailer? Fuck yeah boys, party time.
For sure. I didn't realize the level of degeneracy of this place. Say what you will about John McAfee but the guy has lived life. Well minus the part about getting pooped on through a hammock. If I had a billion dollars I would live in a literal castle with a free-range Instagram thot farm and occasionally throw hunts where me and my monocled buddies try to bag us the unfortunate help that broke my favourite vase or some shit.
Listen here you lil shit, daddy notchy is primo drama maker and I will defend him the way chapotarders still the defends the motherland post-holodomor.
Yup, not jealous of the rich people who are doing blow off the asses of models in the Mediterranean on their mega yachts. I am jealous of the guy doing the exact same thing as me but in a nicer setting.
They ban the retard posts bc they don’t want another retard showing up at a pizza store with a rifle. It has nothing to do with being scared and everything to do with not feeding retards
Why does reddit ban shit it thinks is just a crazy lunatic conspiracy theory?
because the communities involved kept getting in trouble for calls for violence lol. whether you think that’s organic or due to FBI spooks is up to you.
Why is the MSM universally against it?
Because it’s stupidly wrong, people believe it anyway, and it hurts their narrative (and the official US narrative, for other reasons). The triple whammy.
Imagine having fuck you money to the point you can literally piss half the world with your tweets while your haters pretend they have a better life than you.
When you have a billion dollars, it’s probably easy to say “I’m obviously right about this or I wouldn’t be a billionaire” and start believing whatever you want.
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Some fag(s) on 4chan used to troll ⁄pol⁄cels with vague "insider" disinfo relating to conspiratard shit. I haven't followed the thing because I found it to be incredibly boring and lacking in the lulz department from the very beginning, but apparently plenty of MAGA boomers swallowed the bait and started shitting all over the Internet; they even had a subreddit, GreatAwakening or something like that, but it got holocausted eventually.
We should post voat links more often. With Plebbit sanitizing itself more and more, it's looking like the only place we'll get proper lowcows from is that shitfest.
u/xNotch for the love of god... this is a bridge too far. Did you legitimately have a lobotomy, or are you just trying to spread boomer memes to more retards for then lulz?
Take up yacht racing or something man. Go breath some fresh air you weirdo.
If i came into a shit ton of cash this would be my first purchase tbh.
Would be much easier/fun to do drugs with whores and die before society broke down tho. Buy a huge cocaine yacht and bring /r/boutinela babes on it to do coke off their asses and get triple blowjobs til your heart exploded.
The yacht would also serve as a base to separate you from the masses when shit went down too. Then you pull a Waco situation and convince the bikini babes to all be your concubines and are made in the shade
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-02
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1 antiwarus 2019-03-02
What did /u/xNotch/ mean by this
1 shaneoffline 2019-03-02
It's disinformation which proves Q isn't real.
Notch is two steps ahead as always.
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-02
Q predicted this.
1 Logan_Pauler 2019-03-02
Wait, is this real?
1 Tagesausbruch 2019-03-02
Yes
1 satanismyhomeboy 2019-03-02
huh.
1 Argark 2019-03-02
Notch is a blatant racist and nutjob.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-03-02
Fuck you, dude. Notch is my favorite bowl of mayo.
1 artbaselinthebezel 2019-03-02
Not sure how these points are mutually exclusive
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-02
Proof of the racist and antisemitism you guys like to accuse notch of?
1 Argark 2019-03-02
https://twitter.com/notch/status/1070772596898115584
Just an example
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-02
What's racist about that?
1 ias6661 2019-03-02
And here we have ourselves an example of sealioning
1 Futhermucker 2019-03-02
had to look up the definition of this advanced redditspeak
Sealioning (also spelled sea-lioning and sea lioning) is a type of trolling or harassment which consists of pursuing people with persistent requests for evidence or repeated questions, while maintaining a pretense of civility.
there is literally nothing wrong with doing this
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-02
Imagine thinking that asking for evidence or clarification in a civil manner is "harassment or trolling" lol.
1 Multra 2019-03-02
I DON'T OWE YOU MY LABOR.
1 dogwheiner 2019-03-02
Reddit has broken so many stupid, fragile minds
1 Sir_David_S 2019-03-02
Tbf that‘s the only type of mind around here.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-02
That's not sealioning you dummy.
1 What__in__tarnation 2019-03-02
Yikes, stop with the mansplaining.
1 VicisSubsisto 2019-03-02
"Jews have an above-average IQ."
"Wow, slow down there, Hitler."
1 butterfingahs 2019-03-02
I haven't met anyone who desperately wants to go out of their way to talk about IQ difference that didn't have some sort of racist point behind that.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-02
I literally can't see anything desperate about that tweet though.
1 butterfingahs 2019-03-02
A retired video game dev with 2.5 billion dollars to his name in response to "Do you love Jews" goes on to talk about IQ difference. Seems kinda desperate to me. And even if it isn't desperate, why?
1 d-amazo 2019-03-02
or maybe it's just shitposting to rile up retards on the internet who are easily riled up by blatant shitposting
1 butterfingahs 2019-03-02
"HA, owned! I'm not actually retarded, I'm only pretending."
1 Hemingwavy 2019-03-02
Yeah but if you engage in that behaviour then you're actually the brain dead moron.
1 siempreloco31 2019-03-02
Probably the judging populations on their race bit.
1 rambi2222 2019-03-02
That could have been racial but not necessarily, he could have been comparing any populations really, maybe he's trying to say conspiracy theorists are stupid lol
1 White_Dudeness 2019-03-02
Are you literally retarded or trolling?
edit: checked comment history, it's a gamer lmao
1 Argark 2019-03-02
k
1 freet0 2019-03-02
t. SRDine
1 jewdanksdad 2019-03-02
Imagine taking his tweets seriously and being that retarded
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-02
Imagine making an indie game and somehow making a billion dollars and ending up as a retard on twitter who spends their time raging about culture war bullshit and boomer conspiracy theories. You can take the man out of the basement but you can't take the basement out of the man.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-02
Sounds awesome to me
1 tekeem 2019-03-02
I'm in.
1 vtesterlwg 2019-03-02
why couldnt have just fucking picked hitler
1 Mikeavelli 2019-03-02
This is what would have happened if Hitler didn't get kicked out of art school.
1 TimStrategos 2019-03-02
Maybe if his art wasn't so shit they'd have let him stay.
He had no fucking clue how to do perspective, where I'm from we learn how to do perspective while drawing as part of fucking math class when we're 8.
1 PorschephileGT3 2019-03-02
Read that as ‘pickled’ and was nodding in agreement. Preservation is key.
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-02
Lol i did too
1 vtesterlwg 2019-03-02
three
1 JustLions 2019-03-02
wtf why are there so many retards who can't read here?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
me too but difference is I'm actually gonna do it
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-02
Lol did you turn that 5 dollars into a billion yet?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
No but I did lose $5 on MSFT puts last week, first time I've had a down week directly by my own fuckup instead of just by being busy and not able to make trades for a week. Still beat the market by far for the month, though.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-02
A trader's famous last words
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
For serious though, the market can't beat me if I'm actively fighting it.
I'm curious, are you actually on the stock market, or are you afraid of it?
If you are already on the stock market, I just wasted a ton of time typing the following, but if you are afraid of it, you might want to listen.
When I first got onto the stock market I was dominating it consistently for at least a month before I stopped focusing on it so much (even started going days at a time without so much as glancing at it) because it was interfering with my job. People were getting their food deliveries late because I was distracted by all these pennies, and I don't believe in pretending to do a job that actually needs to be done so I decided to cut that shit out and shut down the constantly-having-anxiety-and-overanalyzing-everything-in-market-terms part of my brain so that I could actually go a shift without compulsively checking my phone or frantically trading.
Right now I need to focus on getting a newer car so that I can make more money, then I need to focus on getting from my motel room into an actual apartment so I can save more of the more money I'll be making, then it will be time to start dumping money into my trading account, probably cut down my delivery schedule, and get fully into my trading.
It then gets a lot easier because the bigger my portfolio gets, the more trading I'm free to do, which is an exponential difference in these early stages. For example, when I only owned 1 share of AMD, I couldn't freely sell AMD at whatever price point seemed high because that would cost my entire standing in the company and if it didn't bounce back into my price range I would just lose money. Once I owned 2-3 shares of AMD, that became something to play around with, because if I sold one too early I would still have the final one to hold or to sell at the best possible time.
So far I've mostly only been able to hold normal retail stocks like VWAGY, AMD, etc and trade "penny stocks" like OPTT or GERN. I don't know shit about OPTT or GERN except what I've learned as an investor. I know VWAGY and AMD intimately as major parts of the world I live in. The bigger companies that are more expensive to trade can also be much, much safer and more lucrative to trade for someone with my specific type of expertise. So when I go from having around $400 to having around $1200 in the market, that should way more than triple my ability to make gains even though it's only triple the amount.
And I was already constantly multiple times over the market before, so at that point it will really be easy as fuck to beat the market without any real chance of failure.
There's the kind of confidence where you know the chance of failure is small and there's not much you can do about it so it's best to just keep yourself focused on success instead of worrying about it, and then there's times where you actually just know for sure the chance of failure is pathetically tiny and there would be nothing to worry about even if you wanted to. The former is where I've been at most of the time so far, the latter is where I'll easily be once I get to where I can freely trade companies I actually know.
It's just too easy. You have to consider two things.
One, I'm one of the smartest, most well-informed civilians on the planet, a genius among geniuses, a king of smart people, so I can tend to outcompete in fair competitions with other smart people.
Two, and more importantly, the stock market does not primarily attract smart people. I don't know where the idea that Wall Street has smart people came from, but the reality is there are very few smart people in the finance sector and the few there are do very well for themselves.
You won't find smart people getting beaten by the market average. The market average is a very pathetic performance by a big collection of dumb people, it just isn't comparable to what you can do with a brain that actually works.
Just go look at an investment news site. Read some articles and try to discern good ones from bad ones. Consider that other people are also trying to discern the good ones from the bad ones, and betting millions and millions of dollars on their conclusions. Knowing people - in fact, being a denizen of /r/Drama, really intimately knowing how populations react to information they can read - do you really not see how incredibly easy of an opportunity that alone creates? Even if you're not very smart, you can probably find at least one article where you easily know the exact reality of the situation the article regards, and you also easily know exactly how everyone else is going to react to the article and what kind of delusions they'll have about the reality. I'm sure you can find at least one that you just "get" because you have some info most people don't - everyone has some area of expertise. And if you can do that, you can see how the type of people who read all the time and try to be experts on a lot of different shit would be able to keep finding articles like that, and from that, you can understand how the competition of the entire modern world really works.
Every single person with any intelligence in the stock market absolutely decimates the everloving shit out of the market average by actually getting rich, which is what I'm going to do. The market sits around pretending to enjoy single-digit-percentage gains while above-average people - I'd say probably anyone around the 98th or 99th percentile - keep doubling or tripling or quadrupling their money until the exponential impact of increased wealth starts to work in reverse and it starts getting harder to trade your positions because they're so big, instead of dangerous because they're so small like in the beginning. After that, it gets impossible to keep doubling or tripling shit without being a mega-super-ultra-genius like me, but beating the market remains easy as fuck for anyone who tries with that kind of money.
Seriously, if you have $50 to hold onto, get a Robinhood account. You have nothing to fear if you're not retarded.
1 ManualLongPostBot 2019-03-02
That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Thank you, something about seriousposting two pages of advice for my fellow man just felt gross after I hit "save," like something was missing, and now that you're here I know it was LongPostBot's reply that my heart longed for.
1 BromicRibose 2019-03-02
You will be single and friendless forever lmao.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-03-02
So you live in a hotel delivering food, and are here offering paragraphs of "investor" advice for what sounds like a sub 1000 dollar portfolio. You're in the wrong sub.
1 putainsdetoiles 2019-03-02
Just wait for the day when he achieves 4 shares of AMD. No one will stop him then!
1 scoobyluu 2019-03-02
That will more than quadruple his power levels!!
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-02
Famous last essay
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
I'm serious though, are you on the stock market yourself or not?
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-02
Yes. I also have friends and family who work in finance, trade large sums of money and even own hedge funds. Neither myself nor any of them would describe the stock market as being 'easy' like you have.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Gotcha, wasn't sure if you were a kinda smart person who's afraid of the market or a complete idiot who's on the market. Guess I really wasted my time. Sorry for the difficulties this world gives brainlets
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-02
🤷 good luck I guess
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
I don't need it because my brain works. If you or your loved ones lack the mental capacity to have RAD holdings at a cost basis below a dollar, you really need to keep those good luck wishes for yourselves.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-02
Sure 😂
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
I laugh at you right now, but I'll cry for you in hindsight when I'm far enough from the struggle to thank your kind for your idiocy instead of being frustrated by it.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-02
Any day now, HStark
1 72fool 2019-03-02
Stock tips from a delusional pedophile with an inferiority complex. Good morning, Reddit.
1 hello2016 2019-03-02
He might be Rain Man-ing that RiteAid call though
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-02
dude why are you so retarded
Like either your wasted your time making a stupid ironic shitpost, or this was unironic and surprisingly even worse.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-02
Imagine being so retarded that WSB points and laughs at you. How the hell is that even possible?
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-02
Anything is possible with DarqWolff
1 djlewt 2019-03-02
Dude posts are not your penis, it's not good just because it's long.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
I'm not trying to make a good dramapost, I'm actually trying to convince that person to get on the stock market if they're not already.
1 running_out_of_alts 2019-03-02
Is this subtle trolling? No says "get on the stock market" and no one loses 5 dollars on a Microsoft put. They lose 50 if they sell it early and 500 if they hold.
1 substrate80 2019-03-02
WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING "ON" THE STOCK MARKET. NOBODY ON PLANET EARTH WITH ANY BRAINS USES SUCH POOR ENGLISH. THE PROPER TERM IS "IN" NOT "ON" FFS.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
I'm not in it, I'm on it. My money is in it. Full-time day traders are in it. Robinhood is an app that works on it and while many people would use it the way I'm using it that you pretend they wouldn't, nobody except you would use "in" it when they mean "on" it. Get better at English.
1 Scrongdongerton 2019-03-02
I think you've convinced me a little bit. But every time I've tried one of those stock market simulation things that use the real stock market data, I've failed horribly, lol. I don't really know who to invest in. Computer hardware companies like Intel and AMD are pretty sure bets, as are munitions companies, since the improvement of computers and war are both inevitable, though their stock prices are already pretty high. Wonder if Lockheed is down from that peak they got when we attacked Syria yet. Epic Games, if that's publicly traded, is probably a good one too. Hmm.
1 solastsummer 2019-03-02
Have you ever heard of the efficient market hypothesis?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
That's a funny way to spell eFfIciEnT mArKeT hYpOthEsIs
1 riemann1413 2019-03-02
what is your net worth.
1 punisher1005 2019-03-02
Dude is talking about turning his $400 portfolio into $1200. So safe to assume his mom still washes his underoos.
1 riemann1413 2019-03-02
i know /u/darqwolff is a broke, stupid loser. i just want to understand the extent
1 recriminology 2019-03-02
Losing $5 in a week was a significant event. There’s your context.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Wish I could give you gold for this comment
1 recriminology 2019-03-02
I just want you to know that I appreciate everything you do for this community regardless of how poor you are. I also sincerely hope you get rich as it will only make you more entertaining.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
I greatly appreciate this, it's exactly my favorite attitude you could have about me and others in general
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Like $1000, maybe less but not more unless you give generous valuations to my personal possessions or count the 20 year old Subaru I can't afford new suspension for.
1 riemann1413 2019-03-02
i remember 2 years ago when you said you'd be a billionaire by this point
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
That wasn't 2 years ago, that would have been back when I was like 15 and thought I was actually badass enough to do whatever it takes
1 riemann1413 2019-03-02
it was two years ago on this sub you strung out retard
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Link? I want to understand what I was saying
1 riemann1413 2019-03-02
i am not digging through either of our histories you broke child diddler
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Then I think your memory is way off on the timing
1 riemann1413 2019-03-02
i don't think gambling on the memory of a drugged out kidfucker who can't scrape together a couple grand is a smart one
1 Drire 2019-03-02
It's not a legend the markets would tell you
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1 recriminology 2019-03-02
Okay, this is epic
1 Nerdlinger 2019-03-02
It's almost as great as the post that made him famous.
1 The_Hoff901 2019-03-02
r/wallstreetbets royalty in the making.
1 MisallocatedRacism 2019-03-02
This is what happens when you give a retard adderall
1 technak 2019-03-02
There's no fucking way this is real?
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-02
Of course it is. Search his username in this sub.
1 Redactor0 2019-03-02
It's probably better for your own sanity to imagine that Darqwolff isn't real, but yes, this is a person who actually exists and believes the things they're saying.
1 Cuck_Killer3 2019-03-02
Epic shitpost
1 elactolip 2019-03-02
I’m actually kinda sorry for you
1 Anal_Archaeologist 2019-03-02
Lmaooo bro this can't be serious. I don't think I've ever seen an autistic pedophile before (based on your history). Try not to YOLO your $40 Robinhood account away so that you're not delivering pizzas your whole life lol
1 alessandro_673 2019-03-02
If you are one of the smartest people on the earth, literally everyone else must be retarded.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
That's what I've been saying
1 alessandro_673 2019-03-02
Hahaha never change dude
1 omswindles 2019-03-02
He fucking told you huh? Lol
I'm literally crying.
1 butterfingahs 2019-03-02
I'd say I stopped taking you seriously here but I never really did in the first place.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
But are you scared of the markets? Because it sounds like you can tell from my comment that if someone like me doesn't have to fear the markets, nobody does
1 alessandro_673 2019-03-02
I think what he is trying to say is that you are not only full of yourself to an insane degree but also implying that those who refer to themselves as geniuses the way you do probably aren't as smart as they think. And in your case I can tell by your comments that you may be smart in some ways but you have the social intelligence of a rotting giraffe and you don't understand nuance.
1 snallygaster 2019-03-02
You are going to get eaten alive if you ever manage to scrounge up more than $50 to put in the market
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
I've put $340 in the market and turned it into over $400 so idk about that
Even when I only had $50 my biggest consecutive loss period amounted to like 3% losses
You just have to either not be in the stock market or be really dumb to think the stock market is hard
1 Redactor0 2019-03-02
Whoa! Make sure you remember us little guys when you've made your fortune, Mr. Rockefeller.
1 AspiringAuditor24 2019-03-02
You don’t lose in the stock market unless you sell or the company goes bankrupt so you losing only 3% isn’t exactly a testament to your alleged brilliance. A smart and mentally sound individual would’ve held, unless they saw the stock going nowhere for a really long time, which only a moron would be speculate or saw a better opportunity elsewhere.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
You have to be extra retarded to not understand holdings can lose value without being sold.
1 AspiringAuditor24 2019-03-02
They lose value, but you don’t lose money until you sell. You’re either too retarded to read basic English, which is looking like the case, and/or you struggle the logic behind the concept of stock value loss vs real, financial loss, which is equally retarded of you.
I watched your video on YouTube from years ago where you said you’d turn 100 dollars into a trillion. Please tell me you did something of value, like shave your neckbeard.
1 snallygaster 2019-03-02
Try your strategy with 10+k and see what happens.
If only you knew. /u/fletch71011, I feel like you would enjoy these posts if you haven't already.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Give me 10+k (which I'll pay back a week later) and I will
I do though, I know the stock market is dumb easy because most people are dumb and can be easily outcompeted
1 Fletch71011 2019-03-02
Open a paper trading account and post an audit trail and prove it. If you're beating the market with any regularity, people will be falling over themselves trying to give you millions of dollars. That's literally what I did for my career.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Except they won't be trying to "give me millions of dollars" they'll be trying to give me thousands of dollars while using my superior skills and gullibility to stay millions of dollars ahead of me. No deal, because I'm one of those people who has the superior skills, but not the gullibility.
1 Fletch71011 2019-03-02
... you realize you sign an NDA so these people would have zero idea what you're doing, right?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
What the fuck are you talking about?
1 Fletch71011 2019-03-02
Probably because I've done it you moron. Read my post history.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
There's just no way it's true. You have to have given them way more than the amount they gave you in order for anyone to have given you millions of dollars. If someone really gave you millions of dollars just to sign an NDA, they were paying you that much not to talk about the shit under that NDA, meaning that information is worth at minimum all those millions of dollars to someone in some way, probably more since you can't even have tried to negotiate when you're too fucking dumb to understand the basic premise of such an exchange. And if that's what happened it has nothing to do with the stock market so I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about and I'm not reading your post history to find out, just stop being retarded.
1 Fletch71011 2019-03-02
You can look me up in real life. Many people have. I mod all the forums for this here and have done a few interviews and AMAs.
I came up with some strats that beat the market. I had investors give me money and I paid them in full shortly after. I had NDAs signed so they never knew what I did. I've been trading on my own since and own my own firm now. It's really easy to do this if you can "beat" the market but it's also incredibly difficult to actually do that. I'm telling you if you can that you will have no problem becoming rich overnight.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
When you say "paid them in full" you mean you gave them more than they gave you, I'm guessing. They didn't "give" you anything, you gullible retard. If you had anything they didn't, you gave it to them and sacrificed your own competitive standing in life to do so, because shiny. Nice moves. I can see how someone as retarded as you thinks it's "incredibly" "difficult" to beat the market.
1 Fletch71011 2019-03-02
You literally don't understand how capitalism works. Maybe you'd be better off posting in ChapoTrapHouse.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
You're literally so retarded you think the market is not only "difficult" but "incredibly" so, you can't understand what the fuck I'm saying, so you don't even have anything to base it on when you say I don't understand how capitalism works, you're just having a fantasy about being able to understand what I just said.
1 Fletch71011 2019-03-02
If it's easy, go make millions and prove it. I really hope you prove me wrong but there's a reason the industry is littered with the best and brightest the world has to offer.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
That's what I'm doing, brainlet. How can you not keep up with this conversation? Wtf is so complicated for you?
No you don't retard, stop lying. You're gonna be pissed at any proof of how retarded you are.
LMFAO
1 JumbledFun 2019-03-02
You really are a special kind of retard. The amount of confidence you have in your laughable insanity is pretty funny
1 Nosefuroughtto 2019-03-02
It’s like looking into the mind of Lovecraft, if Lovecraft had fallen down 10 stories of staircases.
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-03-02
you know, looking back at your original copypasta, you were somehow more respectable and self-aware then than now
i miss the old u 😔
1 Mrtheliger 2019-03-02
Fucking gottem
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1 barnabasss 2019-03-02
You are arguing with an actual master retard my man, there is no winning this
1 heyitsfap 2019-03-02
I have a trade you might be interested in it is essentially 500 short box spreads. No risk. It doesn’t matter what happens, it is an arbitrage position. I have level two options so whatever. I want to put in more money, but the market closes at 4. Never forget more hedge = more money. It literally can not go tits up. All you have to do is wait two years, absolutely no risk.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-03-02
You talk a big game for someone who has done nothing with their life aside from going to jail for assaulting an air conditioner.
1 Heydammit 2019-03-02
Okay NOW this is exactly like the time you thought you could make a better combustion engine.
1 Madaruto 2019-03-02
You happen to have a link handy? I'd totally forgotten that one.
1 Heydammit 2019-03-02
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskEngineers/comments/1ps5fe/im_trying_to_design_a_car_and_i_want_to_know_if/
1 heyitsfap 2019-03-02
I have a trade you might be interested in it is essentially 500 short box spreads. No risk. It doesn’t matter what happens, it is an arbitrage position. I have level two options so whatever. I want to put in more money, but the market closes at 4. Never forget more hedge = more money. It literally can not go tits up. All you have to do is wait two years, absolutely no risk.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-03-02
LOL this is the retard take for sure
1 malaiser 2019-03-02
Thousands more than you have now though, while doing what you're already though. They might be "getting ahead" of you now, but you'll be getting a head start, with which you can drop them after a year or two and be ahead of the game. No downside for you at all.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
That is not how head starts work, fucktard. Letting someone who already has a head start on you widen their head start is the furthest possible opposite of getting a head start.
Except that if I do it then I'm being the kind of person who cannot take over the world. The single act alone doesn't have that impact, but it's like if someone whose main goal was to avoid STDs decided to spend just one night being a prostitute, just because the one night probably won't auto-fail their goal doesn't mean they're not being an utter failure.
1 malaiser 2019-03-02
Why not at least do the paper trading account he suggested, with the audit trails? Get yourself some validity. Maybe only help out poor people who need investment advice if rich people are too abhorrent.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Why would I want fantasy gains? Can you not imagine the feeling of knowing how much I would have made off AMD, GM, Bitcoin, etc. back in the day if one person had just believed in me and lent me $50 at some point back then? Why would you imagine someone wanting more of that feeling and expect them to match your imagination on that? I have actual money to trade with now, if I was ever going to torture myself with paper trading it would have been before I had my own money, can't you at least figure that out?
1 malaiser 2019-03-02
Seems like some real roundabout excuses to not show any proof of what you're saying though. How about just make one, specific, strong prediction this week? Something that would show the depth of your skill?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
I do "specific, strong predictions" and get them right all the time, all it does is get me banned from WSB. You're acting like you know my history when you obviously don't.
I bet Intel will do something for attention in the next 2 weeks, MSFT will end down for this week (proving my puts were off by a week), OPTT will be above .3269 at least once by the end of the week.
But these small-time predictions don't matter, I could suddenly start getting them wrong any time, they require such precise tuning and are so inconsequential they're barely more than guesses. That's the nature of the short term, expecting me to prove myself with a short-term prediction is fundamentally misinterpreting the market and when I turn out to be right you shouldn't take it as proof that I couldn't have been wrong like in other cases where the outcome can actually prove competence. What matters is, go all in on RAD and be patient, don't worry about individual weeks.
1 malaiser 2019-03-02
Are you being serious or will you just claim your trolling if it turns out you're incorrect? And how patient is patient? A year? Two years? 6 months?
Hey Fletch whatever, is this a legitimately difficult thing to say or predict? Go all in on RAD and be patient?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Both.
However long it takes for RAD to make at least 5-10x the market average over the same period. Could be by end of day today, could be over the course of the next 8 years, or anything in between. Doesn't really matter unless you have terminal cancer.
1 malaiser 2019-03-02
All your claims are couched in enough uncertainty to maintain deniability on your part. You can't insist to people you do, without any proof. You talk to people as though they should trust you, and assume you're right, but you refuse to give anything that would vindicate you. So you've got to stop with the martyr thing.
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1 nyoronon 2019-03-02
You do realize that if you beat the market with regularity you can literally just make millions right now, right? About four good bets with options or highly leveraged futures will make you a billionaire if you're right. Or do highly leveraged forex bets like Soros did to earn his.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
1 nyoronon 2019-03-02
If you could predict a 1% move in a stock on a specific timeframe, you would margin YOLO it and become a millionaire immediately.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
No I wouldn't because I'm not retarded and if I did it wouldn't make me a millionaire immediately
1 ItsOverForTayceIIs 2019-03-02
[citation needed]
1 chunk_o 2019-03-02
You’re in IB?
1 Fletch71011 2019-03-02
Prop trading
1 Fletch71011 2019-03-02
Thank you snally. This is amazing.
1 SoSwiftastic 2019-03-02
What is wrong with you
1 prizzle92 2019-03-02
do you have any gambling tips?
1 snallygaster 2019-03-02
Buy and hold, and keep a small 'play money' account to dick around with if you absolutely need to gamble. I'm interested in D. Wolff's answer to this too tho
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
KO calls with expiry in a week or two should be alright
1 hakkzpets 2019-03-02
Ironic.
1 Reigningchamp4eva 2019-03-02
Maybe he means this in the sense of “if you’re not retarded you’ll generally put the vast majority of your funds in well-diversified low fee index funds so you won’t be screwed”
1 hakkzpets 2019-03-02
I meant more in the sense that Darqwolff is retarded, but doesn't seem to fear the stock market.
1 AspiringAuditor24 2019-03-02
The only people who describe the stock market as easy to make money in are the ones who got lucky a few times, made bank, and let it go to their heads. There are so many factors to consider in the stock market. An otherwise fantastic company’s stock price could be crippled by bad news or even bullshit news from a shortseller that no one could have anticipated. It has far less to do with brilliance and far more with being able to do your due diligence and do your best to make sound decisions, and then have the discipline and emotional fortitude to stick with your decision.
Buying and holding is fine strategy. Day trading? Some do well, most don’t.
you said somewhere that if I have 50 dollars to invest it. Yeah, maybe in a commission free ETF. If I’m with Questrade and paying 6.50 Or whatever for a commission fee, that’s 13 dollars just to buy and sell. Terrible advice. Save a larger amount and buy in bulk. That larger amount depends on the person but I’d rarely make an investment for less than 1000 dollars. I want those commission fees to be as minimal as possible.
You’re bragging about a few good returns in history’s longest running bull market... that’s really funny.
1 AspiringAuditor24 2019-03-02
I saw your video on your YouTube channel about how you were going to crowdsource ideas and turn 50 dollars into a trillion... and now know my entire comment was a waste of time. You’re either a joke or a egotistic narcissist.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
When will my few times getting lucky run out, then?
1 DWCS 2019-03-02
you'll let us know, I'm sure.
1 AspiringAuditor24 2019-03-02
Could run out anytime, could continue on for a while. Only a moron would ask about when something uncertain would happen. Genius among geniuses? That’s cute. Neckbeard among neckbeards is more apt.
1 caringpineapple 2019-03-02
Market participants hate him!
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Most of them just aren't trying to beat the market or they would too
1 caringpineapple 2019-03-02
Bud you're delusional. Get back on your meds.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
>implying most money on the stock market isn't just sitting there under owners with such low expectations that they would have to shoot themselves and have their identities taken by actual traders in order to beat the market
1 caringpineapple 2019-03-02
Lol, what does this even mean?? clearly you have no idea how the market works. Have fun losing your money lmao.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
what word that I used do you not know?
1 caringpineapple 2019-03-02
Lololol. Your comments lack any form of logic, reasoning, or critical thinking. You essentially think "since I am smart I must be able to beat the market". You clearly live in your parents basement, deliver food full time, and are a confessed pedo so I am truly questioning how smart you actually are. Have you ever heard of buying options? Maybe you should learn about those so you could at least lose your money faster to save you some time lmao.
1 Heydammit 2019-03-02
This reminds me of the time you were convinced you could build a better combustion engine and you spent hours arguing with engineers about it.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Except if I had already built a better combustion engine and so had other people lol
1 MG87 2019-03-02
You shouldn't be hard on people with single digit IQ, after all they are your betters
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
My only better is Elon Musk's dad
1 AgreeableFruit 2019-03-02
If you built a better engine why aren’t you rich?
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-02
Yowza
1 euphoriate 2019-03-02
Please don't ever give anybody market advice.
1 notraceofsense 2019-03-02
great meme 10/10
1 juuular 2019-03-02
You really need to see a mental health professional again
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-02
Lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q1GvQIOJbs
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
The sad thing is I meant for that to turn into a demonstration of the wisdom of crowds because I thought out of all the retarded meme response I got there would at least be a couple legitimately good ideas. I was wrong.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-03-02
I do little shit, and make a few bucks, but want to do more but feel intimidated. Made like 4K with sbgl buying at like 2.20 and selling at 4.10. I’ll do ETFs too, but only solid shit that is in relation to major moves with the commercials and large traders. How did you immerse yourself in it and learn more?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
First I spent years wishing I could make money on my stock predictions but not having any money to invest to begin with. This caused me to spend a bit of time in places like /r/wallstreetbets and /r/investing and Wikipedia and such, learning the initial basis I went in with. Then I actually got some money into a trading account and at that point the hunger to prove myself is what immersed me and caused me to learn the meager amount I now know. I think you might be looking for something in sheer knowledge that can actually only be found in underlying perspective change. You need to see through certain bullshits in order to know the basics, after that, all knowledge is just supplemental.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-03-02
Okay I could definitely see this. I read a book by Larry Williams that helped me understand some basic things and am working on a book about navigating the market. I’ve got some long term stake in a large dialysis company, and am actually paying capital gains this year, so I’m further ahead than I think. I just started lurking WSBs, but they are so autistic idk if that helps lol. Ooh ya when Kate spade offed herself shorted her companies stock and made a little too.
1 dogwheiner 2019-03-02
If you get this tatooed on your forehead your life might actually amount to something.
1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-03-02
maybe do some box spreads
heard it's risk free money
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
When box spreads actually work they just amount to stealing money from the market like some kind of greedy money vacuum. If I'm putting my investment money in something other than an actual investment, it better be just straight-up gambling, not greedy bullshit.
1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-03-02
what?
the whole point of gambling is greed
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
You are the most retarded person I've encountered today if you try to satisfy greed by gambling, and even more retarded than that for thinking everyone else that gambles would also have such a retarded reason. "I'm feeling greedy today, let me do something that is by definition unnecessarily risky to my wealth!"
Note: I haven't been encountering quite as retarded of people as usual today so you only win by default.
1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-03-02
why else would people gamble unless on the chance to win big money aka greed
You ever see the people who buy scratch off tickets at the gas station, not the sharpest tool in the sheds. Almost like gambling has made a business model off of dumb greedy assholes thinking they will win big. Takes a real mongoloid not to notice that
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
for fun is probably the usual reason in Western culture
it's not greedy to take a chance on winning big money, you need to open a dictionary and find out what greed is
1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-03-02
ahh yes all those poor people at gas stations who can hardly rub two cents together are buying scratch offs for entertainment
How many people go up in winnings and lose it all and maybe more cause they are greedy instead of walking away? enough to support the business
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
"Western" isn't a synonym for "America" just like "greed" isn't a synonym for "desire." Your vocabulary is Downs syndrome level and it's retarded how you attempt to use English from that level.
1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-03-02
to be talked down by a pedo
bad day for me I guess
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
You should still open a dictionary and find out what "greed" means, it's a really basic word.
1 djlewt 2019-03-02
So.. SPX weekly calls?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
If you buy low and sell high, sure. That's still kinda money-vacuuming but at least not completely.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-02
Ahem, please use the proper term: faggot delights
1 nyoronon 2019-03-02
That isn't how box spreads work.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
How not?
1 nyoronon 2019-03-02
The return on a box spread on a European-style option is basically just the risk-free rate of return, which is easier to accomplish in other ways.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
What does that have to do with what I said? I'm talking about the difference between productive investing and economic leeching
1 nyoronon 2019-03-02
So you don't have a bank account?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Just closed it to open a new one closer to home
1 nyoronon 2019-03-02
So, by your definition, you're leeching?
1 Metal_Charizard 2019-03-02
I believe Kids’ WB also said not to be a complete retard and stay away from derivatives.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
"stay away from derivatives" is complete retard advice, any moron can double their money in like a couple months with a strong low-volatility stock holding basis and a little chunk of play money on penny calls. You can almost always find an option that's going to give extremely high (sometimes even insanely high) reward for almost no risk. You can only find something like that in the equities market like once every few years if you're good and after all that waiting to find such an opportunity it also takes years to pay off each time, just for the small benefit of turning "almost no risk" into literally no risk attached at all.
1 Metal_Charizard 2019-03-02
I suppose the advice could be amended to “total retards should stay away from derivatives” and still apply here.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
That's why I used the phrase "complete retard advice," it can be interpreted either way as advice by or for them. I use that phrase a lot, you're the first person to kinda catch it.
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-03-02
Can you post your trading history already?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
I was already planning on posting quarterlies, be patient
1 VisserThree 2019-03-02
u do it yet?
1 dogwheiner 2019-03-02
Post a fucking trade instead of writing thousands of stupid words.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
It's Saturday, orders won't post
1 dogwheiner 2019-03-02
Like pulling teeth with you.
You don't have any current positions or plans on ones to open? Howbout an old one? Literally anything of actual substance here?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
I have 40 shares in RAD
1 dogwheiner 2019-03-02
Entry?
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
$0.8157 average, I checked just for you
1 dogwheiner 2019-03-02
Thx mate.
Should keep us apprised on what you're eyeing/buying. Will definitely shut the haters up when the numbers start proving you right.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
They always have so far and it hasn't even slightly shut the haters up yet. Nobody links to comments where I was calling people fucktards for not buying AMD in 2015/16, they link the comments where I was talking about how smart I am without linking to any proof so that they can share in the humor of some fantasy moron with their fellow actual morons.
1 dogwheiner 2019-03-02
People just love the hard proof. Bought and sold with prices and dates can't be chalked up to narcissism.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Dogshit. People just don't care about reality, the haters will pretend to like me when they see I have money due to absolutely retarded subconscious motivators their pea-brains can't even navigate around. As long as I pretend to be poor, "bought and sold with prices and dates" won't mean shit just like constantly turning out to be right whenever everyone else turns out to be wrong hasn't meant shit. You delude yourself into thinking people are better than they are because the real world is horrible and you want a better one, I get it, but just keep watching the show and you'll realize what you're living in someday.
1 dogwheiner 2019-03-02
Eh, I really don't put much stock into what people say because I've noticed idiots have a tendency to tell you how things are whereas actually smart people demonstrate, in which case you have the evidence to decide for yourself. So no need to worry about my perceptions.
I just want to subscribe to the darkwolff equities newsletter cause why the fuck not.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
The newsletter mainly just bitches about the continued overperformance of shitty companies like MSFT
1 dogwheiner 2019-03-02
That's usually better reading than the other stuff. And hey, like you basically said, idiot money spends just as good as smart money.
Was fun, keep being yo weird self and I'll hyu for some dd when I wanna toss around money. Make a $DAQW ETF out of it.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
I love you
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-02
Buying options have the highest risk beyond the most retarded strategies like writing naked calls, you retard. The only options that have little risk are deep in the money, and not cheap.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
I mean risk as in the actual English word, not the completely unrelated math term used in finance.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-02
That's fucking retarded. There is a shit ton of risk in cheap options, that's why they have high rates of returns.
Just because you don't put a lot of money into one trade doesn't make it any less risky.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
If they have high rates of returns, how do they have a shit ton of risk? It's one or the other unless you're gambling in which case by definition there can't be outcome tendencies like this. You're still just pretending not to know what "risk" means.
Again, the only way this sentence makes sense is if you pretend not to know what "risky" means. If you open a dictionary and actually check the definitions of words until you completely understand what you just said, you'll realize it's insanely batshit retarded.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-02
That's how.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
You're now pretending not to know the definition of the word "risky" while using it in the phrase "by their very definition risky."
Something can't tend to have high returns and also tend to have high risk. An individual thing that tends to have high risk can have high returns in one insurance, but you're not talking about instances, you're talking about tendencies.
For one thing to be riskier than another thing, it has to increase the chance of something bad happening. If one thing has a higher average rate of return than another thing, then by the definitions of "average" and "rate of return," what the fuck is the bad thing with an increased chance of happening? Nothing. The closest thing would be an option expiring OTM, but nobody would rather have less money and a higher win percentage than a higher win percentage with less money. It makes no fucking sense.
I would laugh at you but it's honestly pathetic and sad that you can keep deluding yourself on something as simple as the fucking meaning of the word risk even when someone directly explains to you what's making your brain fuck up so badly.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-02
Every time I think I've witnessed the maximum level of retardedness that you can display you still manage to surprise me.
Cheap options often have better odds to lose money, and lose in its entirety. That is high risk. You can't replace the word risk with the concept of risk/reward.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-02
You can't just replace the word risk with the concept of risk/reward, retard.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Except a risk/reward ratio actually has risk to it, you're just pretending shit has risk despite there being no bad outcome you can say there's an increased chance of which is what risk is, as if you think risk is some other thing just because dumbass finance people named one of their preschool-level math concepts "risk"
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-02
The bad outcome is the option expiring worthless. You can't be this retarded.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
Try to keep up.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-02
Yes it does retard, because unless the company you invest in goes bankrupt, your equities are always going to be worth at least something.
You are talking like an option strategy is always going to net a profit, which is so previously naive.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
But if you're not very good and you get one strike of severely bad luck, they might be worth less than they are now, which is a risk.
If you go with nothing but options and you don't just gamble on dumb trades, your cash pile will keep growing month by month no matter what way the market goes or how your businesses perform. Bad luck will never permanently or even semi-permanently remove your wealth even if your decisions aren't very good because you'll just have to work harder digging through more options to find the good buys to claw your way back up after any bit of bad luck. You can't just enter an uncontrollable loss period out of nowhere because of a market crash or something because your options are constantly expiring and being purchased anew which makes it impossible for long-term positions to get rooted too deep. Some of them will expire worthless, that's just an inconsequential thing that will happen, not a risk, but you're calling it a risk and you're one of millions of people who think options are riskier than equities in general because you've heard a bunch of money people call it a risk (because in individual instances it's a risk) and since we've been in a bull market almost nonstop for a million years you forget what it looks like when the world puts out a reminder how fucking dumb a derivatives phobia really is.
1 ApomNorvai 2019-03-02
After reading all your posts I honestly can’t tell if you’re fucking with people. It’s like you picked up a book of investing for dummies and have read half of it, now you’re an expert. If you’re an amazing investor you shouldn’t be a delivery boy at a hotel. Please have literally any sort of self-awareness and realize how ridiculous you sound.
1 DarqWolff 2019-03-02
I'm fucking with people but pretty much everything I say is lowkey serious at the same time. You still won't lose money on options if you just don't make trades without better reasons than "we put a low risk sticker on this one"
1 Lordofthefags69 2019-03-02
Would you say box spreads are easy money?
1 sheepcat87 2019-03-02
https://m.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_about_what_his_life/c4dmknx
1 ManBearFridge 2019-03-02
You can keep telling yourself there isn't a cliff, but it isn't going to stop you from walking off it. You aren't the first person who's believed they are smarter than the market.
1 LeRon_Paul 2019-03-02
Just make trades with "good reasons"...like arbitrage or something, idk.
1 JumbledFun 2019-03-02
Let's be real here darq. You're just saying words you learned on wallstreetbets
1 MG87 2019-03-02
Thank God, you pedos should kill yourselves
1 MG87 2019-03-02
Do what? Turn yourself in for diddling kids?
1 thedeevolution 2019-03-02
For sure. Hookers and blow? Nah. Traveling the world, getting blown in exotic lands while eating the best foods? No way. Buying your own island and ducking nubile 14 year old girls while doing adrenochrome straight from freshly sacrificed babies? Pfffft. Spending all day doing what literally any brain worm filled octogenarian can do from a rat infested, dog piss smelling trailer? Fuck yeah boys, party time.
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-02
For sure. I didn't realize the level of degeneracy of this place. Say what you will about John McAfee but the guy has lived life. Well minus the part about getting pooped on through a hammock. If I had a billion dollars I would live in a literal castle with a free-range Instagram thot farm and occasionally throw hunts where me and my monocled buddies try to bag us the unfortunate help that broke my favourite vase or some shit.
1 captainlvsac 2019-03-02
Hunting man for sport is always my go to as well.
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-02
It is the mark of a true aristocrat
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-02
Simulated hunting of man in an urban evironment sounds like a better escape room.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-03-02
Capital!
1 ____________13 2019-03-02
So, not too dissimilar to what we do here, but with more money?
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-02
Yeah pretty much. Pretty sad. If this is what you would be doing with near unlimited resources than you might as well neck yourself now
1 LightUmbra 2019-03-02
He used to troll a bunch so I'm sceptical on this.
1 grungebot5000 2019-03-02
i mean, nothing in that description requires him to not be trolling
he’s still doin it
and boomer juniors are still gonna pretend he’s serious
1 Nyroc_ 2019-03-02
Holy fuck where do I sign up
1 umar4812 2019-03-02
Don't make fun of put favourite r/drama moderator. /u/xNotch
1 MG87 2019-03-02
Hey, /u/xNotch, Q is bouncing on my cock, be a dear and lick his shit off my 18 incher
1 y4my4m 2019-03-02
Nobody cares
1 32624647 2019-03-02
I'm sorry, but bussy sex is a matter of utmost concern for all /r/Drama posters. Only a SRDine would show no interest in it.
1 y4my4m 2019-03-02
Listen here you lil shit, daddy notchy is primo drama maker and I will defend him the way chapotarders still the defends the motherland post-holodomor.
Don't try mate, I'm lvl 97 shit-poster.
1 MrNotSpecified 2019-03-02
gay
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-02
God I wish that was me.
1 thereisnoai 2019-03-02
After studying ai intensively, it is you.
1 wackojacko_ 2019-03-02
Someone is very jealous
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-02
Yup, not jealous of the rich people who are doing blow off the asses of models in the Mediterranean on their mega yachts. I am jealous of the guy doing the exact same thing as me but in a nicer setting.
1 MisallocatedRacism 2019-03-02
Word. Wealth is wasted on this retard
1 mechakingghidorah 2019-03-02
No,it’s wasted on douches who fry their organs and buy their way on the transplant list.
1 DeliciousExit 2019-03-02
1 ztoundas 2019-03-02
Gamers rise up
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-02
that actually sounds awesome
you’re just jealous you don’t have a huge pixelated dick like notch does
1 C4H8N8O8 2019-03-02
The chad McAfee vs the Virgin Notch.
1 Deplorableasfuk 2019-03-02
Retarded is wasting time making posts about Q wo any proof the Q team isn’t real. Retard.
Ask yourself. Why does reddit ban shit it thinks is just a crazy lunatic conspiracy theory? Why is the MSM universally against it?
Know your strenght by the enemies against you.
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-02
lol good luck with the schizophrenia
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-03-02
"I said stupid shit and got called an idiot, guess that means I'm onto something!"
1 ItsSugar 2019-03-02
North Korea must be literally unstoppable.
1 SlackBabo 2019-03-02
Also child murderers/rapists
1 im_a_goat_factory 2019-03-02
They ban the retard posts bc they don’t want another retard showing up at a pizza store with a rifle. It has nothing to do with being scared and everything to do with not feeding retards
1 grungebot5000 2019-03-02
So Q’s a “team” now lol? Let’s see what Reddit’s top scientists have to say about this
because the communities involved kept getting in trouble for calls for violence lol. whether you think that’s organic or due to FBI spooks is up to you.
Because it’s stupidly wrong, people believe it anyway, and it hurts their narrative (and the official US narrative, for other reasons). The triple whammy.
1 ItsSugar 2019-03-02
Double-commenting since you were to much of a fag to reply.
Question regarding your username:
Are you a child embracing the boomer party? Or a boomer attempting to sound like a child?
1 PM_ME_CASH 2019-03-02
Who hurt your broke ass?
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-02
Imagine having fuck you money to the point you can literally piss half the world with your tweets while your haters pretend they have a better life than you.
Yeah, notch is living the dream.
1 i_screw_drones 2019-03-02
Living like a neckbeard incels to own the haters
1 -6x- 2019-03-02
Yikes, are you a blue checkmark by any chance because you have to be seriously deranged to equate a shitpost in Twitter and living.
1 i_screw_drones 2019-03-02
1 grungebot5000 2019-03-02
what a beautiful turn of phrase
1 agenderphobe 2019-03-02
You're describing a literal dream life.
1 Ferocetis 2019-03-02
That's... Why I am here.
1 SlackBabo 2019-03-02
When you have a billion dollars, it’s probably easy to say “I’m obviously right about this or I wouldn’t be a billionaire” and start believing whatever you want.
1 Unkleseanny 2019-03-02
Every redditors dream
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-02
unless he's an american
1 DeliciousExit 2019-03-02
Sounds like you're COPING with being a poor loser while Notch gets to chad it up on Twitter spreading boomer conspiracies for shits and giggles.
1 reportpeople 2019-03-02
billionaire retard who tweets all day sounds like a pretty sweet deal
1 Rey_Koopa 2019-03-02
How much time do you think it takes to write a seven-word tweet?
1 UrbanGlade85 2019-03-02
Make it a rightie, or a leftie, once a neckbeard, always a neckbeard.
1 PM_ME_YA_TATTAS 2019-03-02
Q made minecraft
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-02
MineQraft
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-02
qeq
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-02
MineQampf
1 Alimentas 2019-03-02
Hillary Qlinton 🤔🤔🤔
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-03-02
Quizza 🍕
1 Ferocetis 2019-03-02
Qezuits. ( ゜-゜ノ)
1 dart200m 2019-03-02
(((Qews)))
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-03-02
Quelliot.
1 spergling_ 2019-03-02
posting screensots killed more people than hitler
1 Named_NPC1 2019-03-02
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-03-02
Q predicted this
1 Bradaqui 2019-03-02
“Haha just pretending to be retarded guys btw”
1 Named_NPC1 2019-03-02
The real retards are the ones who believe it
1 ilya732 2019-03-02
where the fuck do you think you are?
1 patroklo 2019-03-02
Way out of loop here... What-who's Q besides the James Bond character?
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-03-02
Some troll off 8chan
1 shitpersonality 2019-03-02
Q is a fictional character as well as the name of a race in Star Trek appearing in the Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, and Voyager series, as well as in related media. The most familiar Q is portrayed by John de Lancie. He is an extra-dimensional being of unknown origin who possesses immeasurable power over normal human notions of time, space, bussy, foids, the laws of physics, and reality itself, being capable of violating or altering them in unpredictable ways with a casual thought or hand gesture. Despite his vast knowledge and experience spanning untold eons, he is not above practical jokes for his own personal amusement, for a Machiavellian and manipulative purpose, or to prove a point. He is said to be nigh-omnipotent, and he is continually evasive regarding his true motivations.
1 LobotomyKid 2019-03-02
Some fag(s) on 4chan used to troll ⁄pol⁄cels with vague "insider" disinfo relating to conspiratard shit. I haven't followed the thing because I found it to be incredibly boring and lacking in the lulz department from the very beginning, but apparently plenty of MAGA boomers swallowed the bait and started shitting all over the Internet; they even had a subreddit, GreatAwakening or something like that, but it got holocausted eventually.
Q
1 MisallocatedRacism 2019-03-02
/r/qult_headquarters
1 vintermann 2019-03-02
Next month. Big. (rolls dice). FLOPPY MOTH. You'll know it when you see it.
1 charming_tatum 2019-03-02
Who owns Waffle House? How many pancakes are in a stack? The gay agenda. Think bussy. We have it all. These people are so stupid. 5:5
1 vintermann 2019-03-02
Once again proving he deserves to be a r/drama mod.
1 y4my4m 2019-03-02
They should just do it already. No need for his consent.
1 nayytay 2019-03-02
He’s already a mod, and has been one for a while
1 kinderneuker99 2019-03-02
Lol, you actually aren't joking.
1 nayytay 2019-03-02
That comment was my most serious-post here
1 kinderneuker99 2019-03-02
How can you have 1 billion dollars and still be considered a fucking loser.
1 seenten 2019-03-02
Semi-mod; got demoted after he destroyed the CSS even more than it already is
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-02
no he doesn't he hasn't come out as a pedo yet
1 marwan1256 2019-03-02
quasimodo predicted all of this
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-03-02
I miss /r/greatawakening
1 ztoundas 2019-03-02
I miss r/great_awakening2
1 Bijzettafeltje 2019-03-02
Is there really not anywhere they've migrated to on Reddit? Even TD and conspiracy don't really discuss it.
1 piss_tape 2019-03-02
/r/qult_headquarters
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-03-02
No, they got banished to Voat hard
1 Mrka12 2019-03-02
Go on voat, it's pretty crazy to see what happens when you give right wingers an unmoderated forum.
1 32624647 2019-03-02
We should post voat links more often. With Plebbit sanitizing itself more and more, it's looking like the only place we'll get proper lowcows from is that shitfest.
1 snallygaster 2019-03-02
The ones that are left on reddit are hanging out on SerialBrain2's userpage, which is a riot btw
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-03-02
How is Hodor Jr. doing?
1 charming_tatum 2019-03-02
r/Draintheswamp
And serialbrain2's personal page is where they hang out on reddit
1 MisallocatedRacism 2019-03-02
/r/Qult_Headquarters doesnt quite scratch the same itch
1 AimingWineSnailz 2019-03-02
you can always join the patriot soapbox discord channel.
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-03-02
Oh Notch honey.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-02
I live I Australia and a mate of mines housemate is a Korean uni student thats a 100% Trump supporting Q believer.
1 Think_Once 2019-03-02
https://www.nationalsecurity.gov.au/pages/contactus.aspx
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-02
I just called and reported an anonymous tip that I seen you buying fertilizer while mumbling about Jews.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-02
Oh no...
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-02
Isn't there a drama user that no ironically user that believes in Q?
1 Ferocetis 2019-03-02
Well, it's in alphabet... No reason to doubt the letter.
1 ryandanegayin 2019-03-02
>Screenposting
😤😤😤😡😡😡🤮🤮🤮
1 djlewt 2019-03-02
Are we 100% sure he isn't just trying to out crazy Palmer Luckey?
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-03-02
u/xNotch for the love of god... this is a bridge too far. Did you legitimately have a lobotomy, or are you just trying to spread boomer memes to more retards for then lulz?
Take up yacht racing or something man. Go breath some fresh air you weirdo.
1 seenten 2019-03-02
Can't, still has a whole wall of candy to eat through
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-03-02
BIG & unironic yikes.
1 le_epic_xd 2019-03-02
Is u/xNotch a Quck?
1 JumbledFun 2019-03-02
/u/xNotch you going a little crazy in your loneliness?
1 NotoriousChenposter 2019-03-02
Everyone falling for the bait. Notch says this stuff periodically to get rid of orbiters looking to borrow some money.
Smh /r/drama.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-03-02
I’ve been calling for them to shut it down for weeks. The serious posters are really getting out of hand!
1 Sir_David_S 2019-03-02
So would you say that drama‘s got a... serious problem? 😎
1 Kat_B0T 2019-03-02
I’m one of the few people that get on 8chan that isn’t a pedo, Q is actually real and super based.
1 b3rn13mac 2019-03-02
good night boomer
1 4Pb27o8OsBMYDJ59 2019-03-02
Imagine thinking notch is seriousposting
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-03-02
at least one of those sentences is factually true
1 nurseebol1972 2019-03-02
I never have anything witty to say. But Q all the way!
1 RepostStat 2019-03-02
What is this, Arrested Development?
1 TechnicalTechnician5 2019-03-02
Imagine thinking Q is anything other than a CIA psyop lmao.
1 -6x- 2019-03-02
They would be right since Q is a Mossad psyop.
1 MaxRat28 2019-03-02
what is Q?
1 Hydronair 2019-03-02
Damn, that pic of Notch with the fedora like, a decade ago really was accurate
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-03-02
Wow are all billionaires retarded 🤔
1 adlerchen 2019-03-02
Well, some of them do get where climate change is headed
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-03-02
If i came into a shit ton of cash this would be my first purchase tbh.
Would be much easier/fun to do drugs with whores and die before society broke down tho. Buy a huge cocaine yacht and bring /r/boutinela babes on it to do coke off their asses and get triple blowjobs til your heart exploded.
The yacht would also serve as a base to separate you from the masses when shit went down too. Then you pull a Waco situation and convince the bikini babes to all be your concubines and are made in the shade
1 hakkzpets 2019-03-02
Sounds like an excellent scam to be honest. Sell luxorious bunker apartments to billionares. If shit hits the fan, don't let them in.
1 SpiderPois0n 2019-03-02
Notch no pls people are going to think you are seriousposting
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-03-02
WSB is slaying darq right now
1 westofthetracks 2019-03-02
lmao hes really gone off the deep end hasnt he. this is why no one should be allowed to be a billionaire
1 Hemingwavy 2019-03-02
Notch failed to invent Fortnite and is therefore a degenerate moron.
1 CLX053 2019-03-02
I can't tell if he's serious or if he's gone mentally ill thanks to his years of loneliness and isolation.