User banned from sub about Apex the video game takes over sub dedicated to Apex the city and has a complete meltdown when people disagree with his use of the sub, attempts to request the sub and give it back to the locals falls on deaf ears

54  2019-03-02 by BlessThisBussy

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In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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wow no need to be so hostile take a 5 minute break from the computer and go back to finger fucking your mom you keyboard warrior bitch

Alright you little fucker. You’re just gonna come here and shit talk me like that? Me? The god damn moderator of r/apex? Hahaha good fucking joke dumbass. This subreddit is my bitch. I’m gonna rub my balls all over this fucking subreddit. I own this motherfucker.

Shit reads like late 2000's Xbox Live voice chat throwback.

Not enough pre-teens screaming

Nor ethnic slurs.

Reddit's policy regarding moderation is so fucking stupid it's unreal. Always entertaining.

This guy seems whacky as fuck so I hope he gets milked more

wtf is up with that city area. epic games "fortnite" kids calling the local brewery of the area and leaving .... messages. now straight up attacking. We already know that Duke Sucks, so let's get EA do make a Duke game.

Man, Anthem's marketing team is really desperate to make Apex Legends look bad 😹 😹 😹

Shit, I didn’t even think of this. I hope the marketing team notices this 😂

They have the same publisher

Which means they've got to compete for daddy's attention. Brutal!

So how did that sperg end up as a mod with full privileges?

He says he reddit requested it but I saw another user say they can't find the request. The other weird part is that that shitty mod has a 15 day old account and was added to a mod onto that Apex sub which has a mod that hasn't be active in 2 years. Could be the same person.

Why was he banned from the main sub?

I am not sure but it could have something to do with him being a bit of a cunt

like where does it say he was banned?

The op is obviously a troll but that “caustic” person seems to be an actual child who literally doesn’t understand the concept of people not sharing his interests

Gameshit 😪😪😪

Gamers are locusts.

Lmao autism on reddit never disappoints

All the ni🅱🅱as from /r/cary 😆😂🤣