User banned from sub about Apex the video game takes over sub dedicated to Apex the city and has a complete meltdown when people disagree with his use of the sub, attempts to request the sub and give it back to the locals falls on deaf ears
54 2019-03-02 by BlessThisBussy
Total shitshow of a post from a mod who took over r/apex https://www.reddit.com/r/apex/comments/aw8boh/if_youre_not_here_to_game_shut_your_damn_mouth/
Post in reddit request https://www.reddit.com/r/apex/comments/aw8boh/if_youre_not_here_to_game_shut_your_damn_mouth/
22 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-02
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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1 Woolgun 2019-03-02
Shit reads like late 2000's Xbox Live voice chat throwback.
1 The_White_Light 2019-03-02
Not enough pre-teens screaming
1 ExilesReturn 2019-03-02
Nor ethnic slurs.
1 SamWhite 2019-03-02
Reddit's policy regarding moderation is so fucking stupid it's unreal. Always entertaining.
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-02
This guy seems whacky as fuck so I hope he gets milked more
1 Prysorra2 2019-03-02
wtf is up with that city area. epic games "fortnite" kids calling the local brewery of the area and leaving .... messages. now straight up attacking. We already know that Duke Sucks, so let's get EA do make a Duke game.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-03-02
Man, Anthem's marketing team is really desperate to make Apex Legends look bad 😹 😹 😹
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-02
Shit, I didn’t even think of this. I hope the marketing team notices this 😂
1 KingNothing305 2019-03-02
They have the same publisher
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-03-02
Which means they've got to compete for daddy's attention. Brutal!
1 Stenwalden 2019-03-02
So how did that sperg end up as a mod with full privileges?
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-02
He says he reddit requested it but I saw another user say they can't find the request. The other weird part is that that shitty mod has a 15 day old account and was added to a mod onto that Apex sub which has a mod that hasn't be active in 2 years. Could be the same person.
1 SandorClegane_AMA 2019-03-02
Why was he banned from the main sub?
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-02
I am not sure but it could have something to do with him being a bit of a cunt
1 SandorClegane_AMA 2019-03-02
like where does it say he was banned?
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-02
1 Steve_Blackmom 2019-03-02
The op is obviously a troll but that “caustic” person seems to be an actual child who literally doesn’t understand the concept of people not sharing his interests
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-02
Gameshit 😪😪😪
1 _Suprememe_ 2019-03-02
Gamers are locusts.
1 secret_lurker2 2019-03-02
Lmao autism on reddit never disappoints
1 NumerousEvent 2019-03-02
All the ni🅱🅱as from /r/cary 😆😂🤣