[Statutory Saturday Social] I have an hour before I'm able to lay down after my Botox and I need to be brought up to speed on all the drumuz

22  2019-03-02 by pewkiemuffinboo

Whatever happened to our Best Of 2018 awards?

Is Jewdank fisting herself for money still?

Is there anything else going on?

I'm abusing my mod powers for this shit so tell me about things happening.

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wait, this is not a Lawlz sticky

You had all of the power in the world to make one comment and this is the comment you made.

Remember that.

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rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs

in contact with aliens

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

control france with an iron fist

own castles and banks all over the world

direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies

both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

They learned fluent French in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe

The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

No Miley?

Snoozesss

🎶Gillette, the best a man can geeet🎶

JC probably embezzled all the Best of Award Gold

People just seriouspost about how evil women won't go out with them and boring political bullshit. Over 40K subscribers was a mistake

tbf we have 90k subs and we're still pretty shitty.

You're welcome.

the botox face

jc is busy solving p=np, but i think everyone did get their awards.

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WE SUBSCRIBERS OF R/DRAMA DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION INTO u/Justcool393 HANDLING OF THE GOLD

latest capeshit movie panned because the main actress hates white men and has gross feet.

Brie Larson looks like a tarded Miley and I was hoping that was the main reason the movie sucked.

Notch is a Qultist now apparently. Also stickying this post is rape, morally speaking.

Since I'm curious and autistic, here are the winners:

Most likely to shoot up a school: Darqwolff with Pizzashill in 2nd.

Best gimmick poster: The_Reason_Trump_Win with Yamete in 2nd.

Smuggest Subscriber: Pizzashill with Cirquedufuder in 2nd.

Biggest Lolcow: Discord mods with Wil Wheaton in 2nd.

Best Original Copypasta:

That sucks, I'm sorry to hear that. I've also found myself at odds with some members of this community, mainly because I think there are areas where radical feminism is wrong and in need of revision.

As for r/Drama, my thinking is that it's best to just ignore them. It's a barely-moderated group of internet trolls who will mock anything and anyone while hiding behind a front of "radical centrism" and "ironic" humor. Imagine a group of straight white men who get a kick out of claiming to be gay ("dude bussy lmao") and calling for a "mayocide" of white people while actually providing a haven for overt racism and homophobia - that's the true irony. Getting mad about their shit is like getting mad at a shitty imitation of an Onion article written by a 15 year old male shut-in.

with

You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in.

in 2nd.

Worst gimmick poster: Tayposters with Ed in 2nd.

Best Masterlawlz sticky: One with Wil Wheaton with https://i.imgur.com/WLMJ6D7.jpg in 2nd.

Best post/comment from now shadowbanned, suspended, or deleted user:

You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in.

with https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8x5e9k/sorry_it_took_so_long_yall_but_ive_been_a_busy/ in 2nd. Also tfw a capeshit thread overtook the bussy thread.

Best comment/thread: "Something you mod cucks deleted" with https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7x6j2z/ive_been_trolling_rrelationships_for_the_last_96/ in 2nd.

Worst post/comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/9ybhnw/chapo_user_outs_himself_as_a_pedo_rapist_to/ with Hodor trying to rinse the prince in 2nd.

Best shitposter: Everyone but Ed with Momruepari in 2nd.

Best Meltdown: This watchcel with the NASA furry chick who lost her job in 2nd.

Best bot comment: Zoz bot with the one in this thread in 2nd place.

Bonus round! Snally wins best mod with Ann in 2nd.

Worst gimmick poster: Tayposters with Ed in 2nd.

These voters obviously have horrible taste.

While I occasionally notice that there are a few select r/drama posters who are extraordinarily intelligent people, it pains my heart to see how few realize what a great musician Tay is. Yeah, I know it's a "meme" but she actually is good, not quite on a level of Jewel, Alison Krauss or Eivor, but still way way way above your average "pop star".

People, and especially some of the more average participants in this subreddit would be better off in life if they really listened.

How come this place isn't funny anymore? Is it your fault? It's your fault

Right Wing purists and bad-faith actors are targeting vulnerable young men to believe that progressiveness (especially feminism) is exposing them to false claims of rape.

it:

Scares people into fighting against progressive policis

Makes them feel that they are part of a group that will protect them. AKA "they make false accusations, but WE are working to stop that."

The reality is this: Yes it's happened, but is exceedingly rare. Be a good person and surround yourself with good people. Live your life.

Don't be an incel.

Why are you engaging in Statutory rape every Saturday again?