[Statutory Saturday Social] I have an hour before I'm able to lay down after my Botox and I need to be brought up to speed on all the drumuz
22 2019-03-02 by pewkiemuffinboo
Whatever happened to our Best Of 2018 awards?
Is Jewdank fisting herself for money still?
Is there anything else going on?
I'm abusing my mod powers for this shit so tell me about things happening.
22 comments
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1 Matues49 2019-03-02
wait, this is not a Lawlz sticky
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-03-02
You had all of the power in the world to make one comment and this is the comment you made.
Remember that.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-03-02
Botulinum toxin (BTX) is a neurotoxic protein produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum and related species.[1] It prevents the release of the neurotransmitter acetylcholine from axon endings at the neuromuscular junction and thus causes flaccid paralysis.[2] Infection with the bacterium causes the disease botulism. The toxin is also used commercially in medicine, cosmetics and research.
1 sub2tine 2019-03-02
rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
in contact with aliens
rumoured to possess psychic abilities
control france with an iron fist
own castles and banks all over the world
direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
They learned fluent French in under a week
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe
The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-03-02
No Miley?
Snoozesss
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-03-02
🎶Gillette, the best a man can geeet🎶
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-03-02
JC probably embezzled all the Best of Award Gold
1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-02
People just seriouspost about how evil women won't go out with them and boring political bullshit. Over 40K subscribers was a mistake
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-03-02
tbf we have 90k subs and we're still pretty shitty.
You're welcome.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-03-02
1 trappysaruh 2019-03-02
jc is busy solving p=np, but i think everyone did get their awards.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-03-02
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WE SUBSCRIBERS OF R/DRAMA DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION INTO u/Justcool393 HANDLING OF THE GOLD
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-03-02
latest capeshit movie panned because the main actress hates white men and has gross feet.
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-03-02
Brie Larson looks like a tarded Miley and I was hoping that was the main reason the movie sucked.
1 CordialCalamity 2019-03-02
Notch is a Qultist now apparently. Also stickying this post is rape, morally speaking.
1 arandomloser21 2019-03-02
Since I'm curious and autistic, here are the winners:
Most likely to shoot up a school: Darqwolff with Pizzashill in 2nd.
Best gimmick poster: The_Reason_Trump_Win with Yamete in 2nd.
Smuggest Subscriber: Pizzashill with Cirquedufuder in 2nd.
Biggest Lolcow: Discord mods with Wil Wheaton in 2nd.
Best Original Copypasta:
with
in 2nd.
Worst gimmick poster: Tayposters with Ed in 2nd.
Best Masterlawlz sticky: One with Wil Wheaton with https://i.imgur.com/WLMJ6D7.jpg in 2nd.
Best post/comment from now shadowbanned, suspended, or deleted user:
with https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8x5e9k/sorry_it_took_so_long_yall_but_ive_been_a_busy/ in 2nd. Also tfw a capeshit thread overtook the bussy thread.
Best comment/thread: "Something you mod cucks deleted" with https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7x6j2z/ive_been_trolling_rrelationships_for_the_last_96/ in 2nd.
Worst post/comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/9ybhnw/chapo_user_outs_himself_as_a_pedo_rapist_to/ with Hodor trying to rinse the prince in 2nd.
Best shitposter: Everyone but Ed with Momruepari in 2nd.
Best Meltdown: This watchcel with the NASA furry chick who lost her job in 2nd.
Best bot comment: Zoz bot with the one in this thread in 2nd place.
Bonus round! Snally wins best mod with Ann in 2nd.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-03-02
These voters obviously have horrible taste.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-03-02
While I occasionally notice that there are a few select r/drama posters who are extraordinarily intelligent people, it pains my heart to see how few realize what a great musician Tay is. Yeah, I know it's a "meme" but she actually is good, not quite on a level of Jewel, Alison Krauss or Eivor, but still way way way above your average "pop star".
People, and especially some of the more average participants in this subreddit would be better off in life if they really listened.
1 shaneoffline 2019-03-02
How come this place isn't funny anymore? Is it your fault? It's your fault
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-03-02
Right Wing purists and bad-faith actors are targeting vulnerable young men to believe that progressiveness (especially feminism) is exposing them to false claims of rape.
it:
Scares people into fighting against progressive policis
Makes them feel that they are part of a group that will protect them. AKA "they make false accusations, but WE are working to stop that."
The reality is this: Yes it's happened, but is exceedingly rare. Be a good person and surround yourself with good people. Live your life.
Don't be an incel.
1 agenderphobe 2019-03-02
Why are you engaging in Statutory rape every Saturday again?