Only if they make me an approved submitter.

This but unironically

put me in the screencap subreddit

This but ironically, my internet addiction is getting worse and worse, the Drama terms are leaking into my other accounts and really messing up my life. I got banned from 4 different Trans furry discord channels because I used the term "Bussy", let's not forget that my train enthusiast channels have started declining in members because of how much I rip on Autists. The LEGO™ delivery man gave me a funny look when he delivered the LEGO™ Death Star™ Price $499.99 and I'm pretty sure it's because he recognized my speech patterns from online. Even 4chan and 8chan have started mocking me because of the Reddit jargon I use. It's getting so bad that even my wife in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ had been kidnapped (Shahvee because Argonians make my cock throb), and the bandits have left a letter calling me all sorts of names, like Retard faggot Milkdrinker. Even Christian Chandler had stopped drawing erotic images of me and Sonichu together in bed because I accidentally slipped "tranny" when speaking to him. Let's not forget the worst part of all though, my Minecraft™ server that's started to hate me because I made a link between autists and Minecraft. I could forgive all the other ones, but I had a chest full of diamonds that I lost because of how hated I am. Where are we going wrong!? That's what you must ask yourselves sheeple! Where are we going wrong!? Where!? Why are people this mean?

TL;DR r/Drama is fucking gay

2 hours have passed and only 6 upvoted on my magnum opus, what the fuck is wrong with you retards?

I thought it was copy pasta at first

It isn't?

I don't speak autistic sorry

This, so much this!

Same

Same

even if they don't i'll hack the mainframe and get in anyway suck it loosers

Mr. 4chan, can I be a l33t h4ck0rz apprentice pls?

It'll be like that Nic Cage movie.

install the darkweb by pressing alt+F4 and come join us on the hacker forums

WHAT?! IT CLOSED MY BROWSER WHY WOULD U LIE LIKE THAT WTF DUDE I WAS IN WILDY IN RUNESCAPE AND NOW IM DED.

Haha get #rekt noob

Is that the one with cocaine?

Which ones aren't?

I was told that if I delete system 32 I could bypass any attempts to block me.

Accessing schematics clacking on keyboard bypassing firewall click clack tightening noose ggrrrrk

Make me an approved poster or else 🔫

Same

This but unironically.

The mods just want to be called gay

Same tbh

Same.

I want to but unfortunately lawlz won’t let me in as I bully the shit out of him

cry harder u/masterlawlz 😭😭👌👌👌

How do you get approved?

Plus an extra 5 million days just to be sure.

7000 to go.

Lets just claim we're doing it for 100 days, and then stop after 1 day.

I wish redditors weren't that easy enough to fool.

I don't know have you seen r/relationships?

I feel like a easier way to get rid of undesirables and stop over population is banning serial-serious posters/normcels for a maxium of 1 week in large popular threads while maintaining a healthy amount of lolcows

So, you want me to commit suicide during these difficult times????

I delete all my accounts and check into a ward when you retards make this place private.

so do the visiting srdines, so it's worthwhile

same

Closing the sub for a joke wasn't OK. I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay. You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

A revolutionary post

gussy smh

Do us a favour and an hero

IT 👏WAS👏NOT👏OK👏

This but unironically

Depends. If I was an approvedcel last time does that mean I’ll be an approvedcel next time as well?

I vote we stay open but only allow certain posts - primarily either lawlz face, pizzas nasty tongue pic, or random miley cyrus music videos

When we reach 100k we should just delete the sub and replace it with a link to Gallowboob's profile

Make r/drama for og dramacels again!

Only if we perma ban /u/respaaaaaj, fuck that guy

Add me to approved plz

Only if you let me in

If you make this sub private you're violating my first ammendment rights and I can and will sue the mods if they do it. Do you really want to risk a lawsuit over a lame fucking joke?

then r/freedrama will rise again

cosign

The sub is always better when we are private. I say let's do it.

Mods please make me approved

As long as I don't get locked out this time.

Im down

Hi down, I'm dad!

i vote we go private now forever, too many weirdos in here now

As long as I get to browse it.

I think I'm a pretty funny guy. If it goes private I want in.

What about staying private forever?

Maybe.

Make me an approved submitter or succ me

Please ban all regulars and set to private. This space is best needed and given to the refugees.

Inshallah

I'm happy as long as I'm an approved submitter to flex on the freedrama losers.

Is this sub really almost 100k? I say close it down for good and start another -- With pinging and being able to call Gallowboob the fucking pedo he is.