Broke: Going to the cinema to watch a movie, Woke: Going to the cinema to watch minorities

30  2019-03-03 by ImDumbLmao

28 comments

My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren’t addicted to Reddit. You’re making a difference, though!

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id like to think im an empathetic person but i literally cannot imagine being this guy. I am unable to put myself in his shoes.

It's not a real person

id like to think im an empathetic person but i literally cannot imagine being the guy who imagined this guy up and made a twitter account that has over 3k followers. I am unable to put myself in his shoes.

So he spent the entire movie watching some little boy in the audience? That's quite creepy.

On my second viewing of Captain Marvel, I will do the same with a little girl.

Is this guy for real? πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

No. For some reason people can't tell, the stock image of the city and man with cat is obviously fake account.

Even better he's a funny dude. 9/10 execution

It's pretty good.

Mod him.

You all know this is an obvious satire account I hope.

I have seen many people falling for this. It does seem like something that certain subreddits would support.

Aye, as dumb as this is, I feel like people falling for this guy aren't really as bad as the sort of retard who fall for onion headlines; most of the tweets I've seen from him are similar to, but slightly overexaggerated versions of stuff that the wokesphere actually churns out on a regular basis.

goddamnit i fell for it

I think it's not. Not this is just stupid, not "hilariously stupid."

Feb 12 More As much as I want disabled characters to be played by disabled actors, I also fear that an actor who can't walk, for instance, might become type-cast as "That wheelchair lady." Think Peter Dinklage always being cast to play a little person.

I can't believe how many people fell for it, both on twitter and even here in the comments.

Guy's probably the best rose twitter satire though, exactly because idiots can't even tell his posts are supposed to be mocking the rose twitter.

What an absolute goober creep.

That's fucking weird.

Men who take pictures with cats should be on a sexy offender list

I find it hard to believe someone wouldn't notice a white guy turned around in his seat for an entire movie to watch a black child, in Harlem

the replies are still really doing it for me though

It went viral with the only people good at Twitter and music and basketball. YT Twitter is like Polish folk songs or bagpipe music. Just a horrible nightmare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGGhutvH_BE

On my second viewing of Captain Marvel, I will do the same with a little girl.

r/nocontext

When your so woke you intentionally stare down at random 5-10 year old minority kids in a movie theater.

It's bait.

Honestly radical leftists do think like this, even though this is satire. They treat them like a minstrel show

Joe Keskold is a civil rights hero