This sounds like an incel fanfic, but one time I saw a girl drop her wallet and when I yelled to her that she dropped something she didn't turn around and just yelled "I have a boyfriend." twice, interrupting me. There was 50bux and almost a gram of weed in the wallet and I chucked it down a storm drain after I looted it.
One time I saw a guy drop his wallet down a storm drain and when I yelled to him that he dropped something he didn't turn around and just yelled "Fuck off, Chad." twice, interrupting me. There was 50bux nothing in the wallet and I chucked it in a dumpster.
There are approximately 3.368 million people who have a reddit account, and 31% of them are women, so there are approximately 1044080 women who are also redditors. A period lasts about 3-9 days. Let’s average that out to 6. Now that we have done that, there is usually either 30 or 31 days in a month. We are gonna use the 30 day month for convenience. If we divide the amount of women who are redditors by the amount of full cycles a month can fit, we see that there are 208816 redditors who would be going through the menstrual cycle per day, depending on age, which we will get to now. In the United States, (where most redditors live) the life expectancy is about 81 years old. As we all know, the menstrual cycle doesn’t last forever, and before the age of 12 when puberty starts and ends at about 50 when you stop being fertile. That is about 42 years when you don’t have a period, or around 50% of your life. If you multiply the amount of daily redditors who would be going through their period if they were the right age by 50%, then we discover that approximately 104408 redditors are on their period on any given day. There are 100968 people who subscribe to r/feminism as I write this. I would assume that some people wouldn’t go on reddit every other day and wouldn’t go on during their period, about 3%. Take 3% away from 104408 and you get around 100968. My theory is that women are on their period, get pissed off that men don’t have them, read a bunch of shit, and go subscribe to r/feminism to make them feel stronger. After their period they realize what they did and unsubscribe. Next time they are on their period, they subscribe again. That, dear objects, is why I love science.
This sounds like an incel fanfic, but one time I saw a girl drop her wallet and when I yelled to her that she dropped something she didn't turn around and just yelled "I have a boyfriend." twice. There was 50bux and almost a gram of weed in the wallet and I chucked it down a storm drain after I looted it.
Don't let this distract you that clockwork elves from the 10th dimension use lsd to communicate with the elite of this plane and the proof was in building 7 where frogs were gay.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-04
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1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-04
Maybe she dropped her wallet?
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-03-04
This sounds like an incel fanfic, but one time I saw a girl drop her wallet and when I yelled to her that she dropped something she didn't turn around and just yelled "I have a boyfriend." twice, interrupting me. There was 50bux and almost a gram of weed in the wallet and I chucked it down a storm drain after I looted it.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-04
Why did you throw it away?
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-03-04
I dropped it.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-04
It's over
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-03-04
What's over?
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-04
Cope
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-03-04
:(
1 OniTan 2019-03-04
One time I saw a guy drop his wallet down a storm drain and when I yelled to him that he dropped something he didn't turn around and just yelled "Fuck off, Chad." twice, interrupting me. There was 50bux nothing in the wallet and I chucked it in a dumpster.
1 tenebrous_cloud 2019-03-04
Men don't help. They yell and rape
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-04
Cope
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-04
Are we sure twox isnt an islam sponsered sub
1 notcyberpope 2019-03-04
You can tell it's fake because a real post will be about 10 paragraphs longer
1 CCAlkie 2019-03-04
I think it's the inverse actually. The long ones always reek of someone letting the creative juices flow.
1 cragfar 2019-03-04
No chance a twox’er would be able to post that story without going in depth about her feelings and the trauma.
1 Justinat0r 2019-03-04
There are approximately 3.368 million people who have a reddit account, and 31% of them are women, so there are approximately 1044080 women who are also redditors. A period lasts about 3-9 days. Let’s average that out to 6. Now that we have done that, there is usually either 30 or 31 days in a month. We are gonna use the 30 day month for convenience. If we divide the amount of women who are redditors by the amount of full cycles a month can fit, we see that there are 208816 redditors who would be going through the menstrual cycle per day, depending on age, which we will get to now. In the United States, (where most redditors live) the life expectancy is about 81 years old. As we all know, the menstrual cycle doesn’t last forever, and before the age of 12 when puberty starts and ends at about 50 when you stop being fertile. That is about 42 years when you don’t have a period, or around 50% of your life. If you multiply the amount of daily redditors who would be going through their period if they were the right age by 50%, then we discover that approximately 104408 redditors are on their period on any given day. There are 100968 people who subscribe to r/feminism as I write this. I would assume that some people wouldn’t go on reddit every other day and wouldn’t go on during their period, about 3%. Take 3% away from 104408 and you get around 100968. My theory is that women are on their period, get pissed off that men don’t have them, read a bunch of shit, and go subscribe to r/feminism to make them feel stronger. After their period they realize what they did and unsubscribe. Next time they are on their period, they subscribe again. That, dear objects, is why I love science.
1 BeiberFan123 2019-03-04
🎣
1 Osterion 2019-03-04
I can't believe the mods there haven't banned those shit posts yet.
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-03-04
This sounds like an incel fanfic, but one time I saw a girl drop her wallet and when I yelled to her that she dropped something she didn't turn around and just yelled "I have a boyfriend." twice. There was 50bux and almost a gram of weed in the wallet and I chucked it down a storm drain after I looted it.
1 theguyfromuncle420 2019-03-04
Easy karma whoring
1 I_dontevenlift 2019-03-04
Don't let this distract you that clockwork elves from the 10th dimension use lsd to communicate with the elite of this plane and the proof was in building 7 where frogs were gay.
1 ralphbrenting 2019-03-04
its phil
1 Trumpghanistan 2019-03-04
"thank you kind stranger because men are so scary"
That sub is full of garbage like that. You'd think feminism would be about empowering women, not infantilizing them.
1 OniTan 2019-03-04
Strong empowered womyn is scared of man, runs crying to other men for protection.
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-03-04
I'm doubtful, the profile seems legit.