I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.
You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.
It’s ridiculous how commies have no sense of reality, the people think if you remove police that everything will be better. They definitely all live in a gated community
Do commies know how unhinged they look when they chimp out about this shit? Why can't they just talk about actual police misconduct? It's not like it's rare.
Would also like to know how they expect to replace police and prisons after the revolution. The most concrete response I’ve seen is that they’ll have counseling sessions of some kind with the criminal to explain to them why what they did was wrong.
If you ever want to see absolute Reddit kino, find a thread where commies are discussing the study which found that 40% of police beat their wives.
Then, point out that the same study found that, within the sample, non-white and female police were more likely to beat their partners than white or male police.
The quote you want to spam to them begins with the last word on page 1181.
. Furthermore, correlation coefficients show that female and nonwhite respondents were likelier than male and White respondents to engage in physical aggression against an intimate partner.
Just keep spamming the quote, no matter what they say in response, like they do with the 40% statistic. Include it in random sentences. They go fucking apeshit. I've been gradually working on an effortpost where I stack up all the times I've done this - they go absolutely nuclear every single time.
It's fucking priceless. Watching their attempts to deal with (rationalise) this information is like chicken soup to my bitter soul. The most common reaction you'll get, of course, is just them shouting "racist!" at you and hoping you'll go away.
well fuck looks like we have been Owned. Guess i'll have to contact Antifa headquarters and tell them that now we're spamming 'police shoot 30 dogs a day' on these heckin cute police doggo threads instead
Sadly, it looks as if my most recent one somehow went mostly unarchived. I'll have to archive it myself manually in the future to avoid this.
You get the point though. The one dude who immediately started calling me a racist just continued saying "Racist" in every post and being shocked when I didn't run away. The top dude was really, really upset and then did the "I'm definitely not upset at all" thing. The bottom one ended up calling me a nazi.
Do redditors think all policemen are stereotypical crooked 1970s cops rubbing their hands gleefully as they take bribes from mobsters and sprinkle crack in the cars of innocent minority youths?
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-04
I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.
You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.
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1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-04
The dog has a job and contributes to society, which is more than you can say about people who post in /r/CTH.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-03-04
"people"
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-04
Based
1 FoidBlaster 2019-03-04
In a life or death situation I'd save any animal over a chapotard. Even the most venomous of snakes.
1 Bteatesthighlander1 2019-03-04
what about a hornet?
1 Crowbar-12 2019-03-04
i'd save 1 pibble over 100 chapotards
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-03-04
Reminder: the majority of them are almost certainly children
1 Bteatesthighlander1 2019-03-04
so you're saying their just mad that they can't pet the police dog?
1 HyperIceCube 2019-03-04
It’s ridiculous how commies have no sense of reality, the people think if you remove police that everything will be better. They definitely all live in a gated community
1 aalamb 2019-03-04
I like the guy complaining about false symbols that basically just posts in Chapo, cop-hating subs, and /r/trees. 🤔
1 Osterion 2019-03-04
Do commies know how unhinged they look when they chimp out about this shit? Why can't they just talk about actual police misconduct? It's not like it's rare.
1 MalcolmFFucker 2019-03-04
Would also like to know how they expect to replace police and prisons after the revolution. The most concrete response I’ve seen is that they’ll have counseling sessions of some kind with the criminal to explain to them why what they did was wrong.
1 FusRoDawg 2019-03-04
They'll have the same shit different names so it's ok.
1 Bteatesthighlander1 2019-03-04
I wonder how they'll counsel up and coming entrepreneurs into not accepting that they can't do capitalism under the new system
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-03-04
They think 'everything is political' and the people that don't chimp out about stuff all the time are the people with the problem.
1 diggity_md 2019-03-04
Fucking reditors need to stop going all sovcit about dogs sniffing their weed out and just take the L already.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-04
Killing the bourgeoisie 😄
Pictures of cute dogs 😠
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-04
I'm not a white woman so i dont care much about dogs
1 HyperIceCube 2019-03-04
There’s no difference between a cow and a dog except dogs are just more fun and can do tricks
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-04
If you ever want to see absolute Reddit kino, find a thread where commies are discussing the study which found that 40% of police beat their wives.
Then, point out that the same study found that, within the sample, non-white and female police were more likely to beat their partners than white or male police.
The COPE will be visible from low-earth orbit.
1 jailbot3 2019-03-04
You got a link for that? I love hard data that destroys the narrative.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-04
Sure, whilst digging it up I actually found another one.
Study 1
The quote you want to spam to them begins with the last word on page 1181.
Just keep spamming the quote, no matter what they say in response, like they do with the 40% statistic. Include it in random sentences. They go fucking apeshit. I've been gradually working on an effortpost where I stack up all the times I've done this - they go absolutely nuclear every single time.
Study 2 (Note: May not be peer reviewed, unclear)
1 jailbot3 2019-03-04
Lol this is great.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-04
It's fucking priceless. Watching their attempts to deal with (rationalise) this information is like chicken soup to my bitter soul. The most common reaction you'll get, of course, is just them shouting "racist!" at you and hoping you'll go away.
1 hitlerallyliteral 2019-03-04
well fuck looks like we have been Owned. Guess i'll have to contact Antifa headquarters and tell them that now we're spamming 'police shoot 30 dogs a day' on these heckin cute police doggo threads instead
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-04
Yeah, good luck with that mate 😂
1 HeyHoneyHey 2019-03-04
Have you done it before? Send a link if you have.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-03-04
Sadly, it looks as if my most recent one somehow went mostly unarchived. I'll have to archive it myself manually in the future to avoid this.
You get the point though. The one dude who immediately started calling me a racist just continued saying "Racist" in every post and being shocked when I didn't run away. The top dude was really, really upset and then did the "I'm definitely not upset at all" thing. The bottom one ended up calling me a nazi.
1 HeyHoneyHey 2019-03-04
Bless your soul
1 arandomloser21 2019-03-04
This is amazing. They literally cope themselves into a corner.
1 HyperIceCube 2019-03-04
Commies can’t really use that as an argument if they can’t get a wife to begin with
1 BristledJohnnies 2019-03-04
Do redditors think all policemen are stereotypical crooked 1970s cops rubbing their hands gleefully as they take bribes from mobsters and sprinkle crack in the cars of innocent minority youths?
1 artbaselinthebezel 2019-03-04
40% of police beat their wives
1 ExilesReturn 2019-03-04
https://sci-hub.tw/10.1177/0886260510368156
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-03-04
partners*
That very same paper pointed out that women and black/hispanics were far more likely to beat their partners than whites or men.