I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

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Whose the author of this bait

Someone who is competent with their dramacoin investments. So we can rule out /r/bitcoin.

If by some microscopic chance this is real I demand to see a picture so I can get an identical tattoo on my bussy

So many incel tropes my penis shrunk 2 inches.

The "his dick represents my journey for spiritual healing" is what seals it.

It's become inside out?

That sub was started as a social experiment to see how stupid people with shit opinions and below average moral compasses react to the wildest stories imaginable.

Bitches love to try and justify being compete hoes by saying getting dicked down was some kind of spiritual journey. This hoe takes it to the next level by getting her sexual exploits tattooed on her

This is why androids are the future.

This but unironically

Do androids dream of exotic hoes?

drussy

Until your android cheats on you with Jamal'o'tron1000.69

I programmed my drussy to serve only me and study the blade

found the man with the small penis!!!

Found the guy without a penis.

donkeypunchtrump

Do violent fantasies about successful people make up for your total lack of accomplishments, or do they just make your incel dick hard?

White-knighting for "successful people" is even worse than white-knighting for hoes.

Donald is a thicc hoe tho! 😍🤤

Yeah but you know this isn’t true, right?

Shh, don't get in the way of his slut tirade.

It's noble work you're doing white-knighting for sluts on r/drama, I'm sure an incredibly impressed m'lady will be along any day to redeem your incel card.

Faygit.

The outrage is real.

This is actually a great contextualization. I’ll take back what I was saying

You know that people only go around tendentiously pointing shit like this out when it roasts their tender, tender feelings to imagine that it could be true, and that it's visible-from-space obvious, right?

What, what am I saying - you're a moron, of course you don't.

Yeah but you know this isn’t true, right?

Unless it's physically impossible, there are a good chance of at least ONE person pulling off that shit in Real Life.

always wondered why all my exes had shrimp tattoos

Harvey did Houston a favor, cmv.

I used to fuck a chick with bike handlebars on the sides if her lower back

Not even well written b8

This is incredible. Honestly I support the idea that all men should be proud of their junk, but I feel so much better in life knowing that i have a big dick. just one less thing to worry about.

Agreed, but it can be cumbersome to get a quickie in when she has to get warmed up first. I guess that's the penance for the blessing.

Dont forget poseidons kiss. When you sit down to take a shit and dip the tip of your dick on the toilet water

Yeah, not so bad at home, absolutely horrifying in a public shitter. Vlad Guerrerro (retired Dominican baseball player) had such a huge wrench that he took shits with his weapon resting on the top of the seat.

this one checks out

I've noticed that one constant characteristic of a well-endowed man is that he must go to /r/drama to let all the other weirdos and freaks know that he has a big penis

Huge hog checkin in

You aint wrong. 8x8

I hate this new wave of brazen Thots.

At least in the old days they would keep quiet or lie about the meaning of a tramp stamp because of the implication... 💁‍♀️ 🤛

Sharia Patrols when?

I hate this new wave of brazen Thots.

And god forbid doing something that will trigger THEIR jealousy.

The thread got locked over on AITA, will be curious to see what you all have to say about this as well.

How big was that dick? I gotta know 😏

How big of a dick does one have to have to convince a crack whore to get a tattoo of it?

Idk, I'm thinking at least 10 inches?

Wide or long?

I wanna say both, but she did call it "healing" so probably just length wise.

If she was on enough muscle relaxers it could be width. Plus my wife told me that women totally hate long cocks.

It all sounds pretty painful tbqhwufam

No pain no gain spiritual enlightenment.

Plus my wife told me that women totally hate long cocks.

My girlfriend told me 3 inches is perfect for her.

Which was cruel as I'm only 2 inches.

😂😂😂

Your wife says completely different stuff about my dick though. 😎😎😎

I wanna say both

Imagine if a dude pulled down his pants and all you see is a 10 inch by 10 inch cube. 🤤

😲🕋🤤

Allah had it right with the cube

You may not like it but that is peak masculinity.

Fear

Takes a lot to impress crack whores these days.

For a crackwhore? All you have to do is give her a $10 rock and pay for the tattoo.

Good work. Wait a while and then repost from the husbands perspective to r menslib

Can we get a picture for reference?

I would rather not because it is a sensitive issue for my man.

Can you at least say what the tattoo itself is/where its at on your body? You said its the same dimensions as your ex and its placement/design can be another part of the issue.

It is on my left inner thigh

damn... so everytime he goes down on you he's being blessed with the sight of your ex's big metaphysical snake-dick?

pressing F for my man here

Lol good shitpost got me to take the bait. Keep doing you.

pfft this whole thing is bs - either tell how big the dong is, show the tattoo, or stop trolling everyone! xD is your ex upset cause he has a small dong? Wtf is the problem and why would you tell him?

Without giving any actual numbers, my ex is about double the size of my husband.

yeah but what does that mean? is your husband average or small then ? Its hard to know if he should even care based on all of this "can't show the tattoo" "can't give specifics" bs.

Of course he’s small you retard unless the ex has a dick that’s a foot long or longer

This whole thing is bs! she is fucking over here talking about metaphysical snakes and I have to be Sherlock to figure out what this bitch is yammering about.

This whole situation is retarded. This lying skunt wants us to think she has a floppy schlong tatt on her thigh? fuck that and fuck you.

Ok

Yeah, see now you fuckin opened your eyes. join me and Alex Jones tomorrow on the livestream if you want, this is an invitation.

but beware - you try to cover up for humanoids or George Soros? You are fucking done.

lmaoooo

why are people eating this up

Obvious troll is obvious

Hot !

So he's definitely stuck his mouth there

Utter bullshit lol, if you gave a shit about your man you wouldnt be posting on AITA in the first place.

Ill give it to you straight. It's the tatoo or your husband. This is not me being moralistic, im simply being realistic because this is obviously an issue that is not going away and will snowball into a big problem that will ruin your relationship.

Yeah I think the poor bastard is leaving either way. And good for him.

Foids do not understand men. I highly suggest you get that tat removed if you wanna save your marriage.

I promise you, men are very weird over dicks. You have no idea how infuriating this is for your husband.

What denomination of church do you work at? What happened to make you change your lifestyle? Do you have any kids?

I have no kids thanks to BC and fortunately no STDs. The change was facilitated by AA. non-denominational church

Well, that's good. What sort of work does your husband do? Does he make a lot of money? Any plans on having kids with him?

I'd say yes and no to the latter two lol.

will be curious to see what you all have to say about this as well

post bobs

Are you also one of those feminists who whine about equality.

you don't have to ask

It's all trashy as fuck and tbh if your husband came to me and laid out everything from his pov...i'd tell him to just bail rather than put up with someone so clueless/dishonest/insensitive/trashy.

Just let your insecure husband fuck you in a way your ex didn't have the chance to so he can regain his small dick energy.

Fragily masculinity smh 🙄

Lol you suck ya whore.

Based and redpilled.

I think you're not the sharpest rack in the pack for getting a tattoo related to your ex

Why do you make up fake stories for Reddit karma?

Probably not true, but if true, how cucked do you have to be to wife a woman with her exes dick on her back?

Its on her under left thigh. Poor prick has a ruler he can never remove. What kind of cult was she in to be convinced to do such a depraved thing?

Our Lady of Perpetual Pipe

I had a couple of serious boyfriends and a dozen ONS before meeting my now husband.

I doubt her count is this low when she has a tattoo dedicated to some guys dick.

And foids wonder why people hate them SMH.

Does AITA ever not take the bait?

Does /r/drama?

But we like bait, there is a difference

As much of one as the difference of the person who eats shit daily for fun, and the person who eats shit daily to be ironic

How else am I supposed to keep up this shit eating grin?

When has there ever been such a thing as drama bait?

a gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells

What a fucking fag.

On the off chance that this isn't bait, they deserve each other. He was such a thirsty christ-cel that he didn't care that he married the town bike since she was the only person stupid enough to take his virginity. He probably felt obligated to propose to her when he woke up the morning after what she thought was just going to be another one night stand. And she thought that he was such a rube that she could marry him and not have to worry about the fact that she had dick tats on her and him and his rube church community wouldn't catch on.

My advice? Keep on doing whatever you want. He sounds like such a good boy that he would never even think of divorce. You can go on and continue to cuck him and the only thing he'll ever do is resent you. Or maybe one day snap and murder you.

He’s basically Mitch lmao

Damn, what a fag you are.

Rude

I feel like he is views me like I am trash, even though he is using a calm, respectful tone.

if someone isn't objectively disrespecting you, and you feel disrespected, 9 times out of 10 it's just a manifestation of your own insecurities.

It's really amazing that people are so trained that if they don't see the little sarcasm tag people add they just accept everything they read as true.

I don't think it's always the case. I suspect sometimes people know, but they take the opportunity to get on their soapbox anyway.

NTA because my body, my choice

This thread has been cross-posted to a sub that is known to us to brigade.

They're no fun anymore :(

accepts obvious b8

b8 gets 8 and therefore x-posted to r/drama

Y'ALL CAN'T BEHAVE

ItS ReAlLy MeN WhO ObJeCtIfY WaHMeN

She posted the same thing over on toomanychromosomes, so you know she's just looking for validation.

I had a couple of serious boyfriends and a dozen ONS before meeting my now husband.

Women do not write like this. No woman has ever written like this.

Is this for real? OP seems to think her husband is being douchey about not wanting to have the ex's dick on his wife.

Seriously WTF.

Foids have literally no fucking awareness, 0.

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/axcq6h/should_i_31f_get_a_tattoo_removed_because_my/

Found her ex

I (31F) have been married to my husband (28M) for roughly two years

Never marry broken women. Fuck them if you must, but don't put a ring on it.

My ex got the eggplant tattoo as well 😎

What’s up with these men? Stand up for yourselves! Jeez! And keep fooling yourselves that you’re ok with your partner’s promiscuous dating and hooking up history because it’s 2019 and shit! It’s ok to be traditional in some aspects and respect your own values!

Her 'husband' is a good boy Christian who thinks he's bringing one of the lost members of the flock back.

In other words he's basically an incel who finally found a woman who came onto him and he's afraid to lose that because he doesn't have the confidence to talk to girls.

Imagine marrying a tattooed woman. What are they, carnies or something?

If it aint bait, then I gaurentee that thot has hep-c

How pathetic are some of these people? Even TwoX is siding with the man here

OP's husband wants her to.. but she disagrees

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the lord.

No, just a whore