I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇
That guy is living the true dream. So much money he doesn't gaf. The twatter hive can't get him fired, so they are lost on how to handle him. He doesn't live off of sponsors or platforms, so can't go after him there. All they can do is clutch their soccer mom millennial pearls and threaten him with karma.
I would kill babies for that life. I'd also shitpost on twitter specifically to outrage the blue checkmarks and then do blow on some hookers.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-04
I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇
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1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-03-04
Yeah... so can we not do a heterosexual pride day? Embarrassing.
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-03-04
Allfugees out!
OUT OUT OUT!
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-03-04
Who do you think your talking to? 🤔
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-03-04
I have no idea, but if you take anything Notch says seriously you're no better than any of the plebs from r/all
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-03-04
Shocking someone who posts in cringeanarchy would defend a hoterosexual pride day...
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-03-04
I'm not defending the idea, it's a literal joke.
1 Lysis10 2019-03-04
That guy is living the true dream. So much money he doesn't gaf. The twatter hive can't get him fired, so they are lost on how to handle him. He doesn't live off of sponsors or platforms, so can't go after him there. All they can do is clutch their soccer mom millennial pearls and threaten him with karma.
I would kill babies for that life. I'd also shitpost on twitter specifically to outrage the blue checkmarks and then do blow on some hookers.
1 captainktainer 2019-03-04
On the other hand, his wife left him and he seems desperately lonely because he can't trust that anyone likes him for more than his money
1 Lysis10 2019-03-04
But now he's free to do hookers and blow without the bitching part.
1 ThePathToOne 2019-03-04
yeah but he has a candy wall
1 NazbolWhiteSharia 2019-03-04
Hmm…
Hmm…