I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇
He happened to have had an egg. It could have been a knife. It also also could have been a bomb. Or a fistful of Anthrax. OMG should we charge him with proliferation of biological weapons.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-05
I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇
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1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-05
reminder Jeremy corbyn and dianne abbott have actually had sex with each other. and you are now picturing it.
1 OutrageousForever 2019-03-05
Yeah she told his mayo gf to her palid face that Jezza belonged to her now.
1 Bouquet_of_seaweed 2019-03-05
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qtLxTNndnh8
1 hexbong 2019-03-05
Can someone translate this fucking britbong apples and pears bullshit?
1 Gtyyler 2019-03-05
He happened to have had an egg. It could have been a knife. It also also could have been a bomb. Or a fistful of Anthrax. OMG should we charge him with proliferation of biological weapons.