In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
When gaymers send their people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing autism. They're bringing neurological diseases. They're faggots. And some, I assume, are good people.
Have you ever seen Halloween III seasons of the witch? Where the bad guys want to kill all children. They make some plan up to advertise these masks that all the kids want to buy. Inside the masks is some detonator that turns their brains to mush. Once Halloween night comes by, all the masks activate when a commercial plays. All the kids that bought the masks go boom. They should remake that movie in real life, but instead of Halloween masks its gaming headphones.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-05
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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1 HardIsLife 2019-03-05
Mayocide, when?
1 elksandturkeys 2019-03-05
Please send nukes
1 SrebrenicaWasFunny 2019-03-05
When gaymers send their people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing autism. They're bringing neurological diseases. They're faggots. And some, I assume, are good people.
1 TatsuyaHatesWomen 2019-03-05
Redditors making a big deal out of nothing, do people from the Carolinas even have access to internet, nevertheless visit a subreddit of a small town.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-03-05
Grew up in SC for a good bit of my younger life. Yes had internet And Apex is a Raleigh suburb basically.
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-05
they do but all regional subreddits are dogshit and deserve gaymers
1 911roofer 2019-03-05
Its true. I did a long post about it. Click my history and dig through to find it.
1 roddypiper534 2019-03-05
Have you ever seen Halloween III seasons of the witch? Where the bad guys want to kill all children. They make some plan up to advertise these masks that all the kids want to buy. Inside the masks is some detonator that turns their brains to mush. Once Halloween night comes by, all the masks activate when a commercial plays. All the kids that bought the masks go boom. They should remake that movie in real life, but instead of Halloween masks its gaming headphones.
1 serialflamingo 2019-03-05
Underrated movie imo
1 Sycophantile 2019-03-05