AMA time, dramanauts! Platy is here for your questions. Make them count.

84  2019-03-05 by le_epic_xd

80 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-03-05

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1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

No, {{{Platy}}} did

1  El_Guero_Alto 2019-03-05

(((Platystein)))

1  Dramatictuna 2019-03-05

Are you actually a radical centrist or are you just here for les_xd_épique?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Platypuses are naturally inclined to centrist radicalism.

Il_epico_xd is simply my current account owner: I rent it for 43 minutes every couple weeks for le epic centrist bantz.

1  MzCherryBlossom 2019-03-05

Oh wise platy. Is Pizza and distorted real girls or hormone induced trannies?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Everyone is a girl if you squint enough

1  SwiftOnSobriety 2019-03-05

What if someone is a mammal with a venomous ankle spur?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Then it's even better

1  BlessThisBussy 2019-03-05

Based

1  sokolovey 2019-03-05

How much pussy could a platypus plow if a platypus could plow pussy?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

This much

1  Doctor-Pavel 2019-03-05

what diet and or exercise will increase the volume of my cummies when I nut? I want to make Peter North teir lodes without having to edge every day and no fap for week

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Kegel exercises and a protein rich diet should work nicely

1  Doctor-Pavel 2019-03-05

Pangolin is a superior meme-animal btw

https://youtu.be/mbnBYh-BJ1g?t=155

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

No

1  Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-05

Why are you gay?

1  El_Guero_Alto 2019-03-05

YOU ARE GAY

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

I regularly browse r/drama

1  Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-05

You are gay.

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

I thought we already went over that question

1  Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-05

Thank you.

1  Mrtheliger 2019-03-05

You are transgendah.

1  Wild_Hunt 2019-03-05

That’s a pretty straight forward diagnosis I’m afraid

1  aduketsavar 2019-03-05

What kind of stupidity led to evolution of the Platypus?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

You misspelled "higher intelligence", bucko

1  muffler_kek 2019-03-05

Imperial Platy Republic when, and who will be First Consul

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

The first consul will be on a hourly rotation between every lolcow and every hobo of the Empire

1  theprofitandloss 2019-03-05

what's it like being able to sense electricity?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Well, like most things it's fun with moderation

1  theprofitandloss 2019-03-05

wise words platy. i feel like i'm learning a lot here

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

I'm glad for you. Constant learning is the key to a bright mind

1  throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-05

Will you plow my bussy?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Only with explicit consent

1  throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-05

You must call me your platybuss

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Deal

1  ElonMuskarr 2019-03-05

suck a fart out of my ass

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

That's outside my comfort zone

1  ElonMuskarr 2019-03-05

baby noodles are wet too until they are pan fried

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Platy is sleepy. I'll be back in a couple of hours to answer your platy-dilemmas

1  GryphonWhitchurch 2019-03-05

What gives you the right?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Everything that grants me the left too

1  GryphonWhitchurch 2019-03-05

First of all, how dare you?

1  night_light__ 2019-03-05

tay > platy

1  automatic_cluck 2019-03-05

daddy=tay

1  MightiestEwok 2019-03-05

Best pizza topping and how do we deal with the weeb menace?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

-Mozzarella (actual mozzarella, not the shitty dried type amerifats use), pork sausage (it ain't halal) and tomato/hot pepper sauce. Or any other actual combination of ingredients from Naples would do.

-Another couple of thermonuclear bombs

1  Mastodon720 2019-03-05

Where's Perry?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

In the freezer

1  Best_Broccoli 2019-03-05

what's better bussies or gussies?

1  double-happiness 2019-03-05

Have you ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Maybe

1  nanonan 2019-03-05

Nice try to distract everyone from the greatest AMA that ever was and ever will be.

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

It was deleted lmao

1  automatic_cluck 2019-03-05

nigga ur nigga?

1  Edudogel 2019-03-05

Is Platy fur soft?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Yes, if properly moisturized

1  StockHyde 2019-03-05

Is incline bench just an all around better alternative to regular rows?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

That's outside my infinite knowledge, sorry

1  Thefbiman 2019-03-05

What type of ice cream do you eat

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Stracciatella and vanilla cream

1  SJCards 2019-03-05

How can a mortal entity be so perfect?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Ancient and illimitate power tends to do that

1  MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-05

What's MasterLawlz' favourite position?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

"The rusty armchair"

1  muck4doo 2019-03-05

Platy, we understand your mother was a beaver, but was your father a duck or a goose? Or a I assuming genders here?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Maybe it was the other way around. I'm not sure myself

1  razzmataz 2019-03-05

Platy, please stab all the tards and autists with your venom barb.

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Sadly that works only during mating season

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-05

Will we ever get our mayocide?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Obviously

1  BlessThisBussy 2019-03-05

How is it possible you are so cute?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

That's due to my natural radical centrism, my dude

1  AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-03-05

Are you a Christian, if not, can I be moded and given permission to remove you from this sub?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Platy is a reformed Christian of the cool type

1  AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-03-05

God bless you

1  CPT_Clarnence 2019-03-05

Have you accepted Christ into your 💓 yet?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

Obviously

1  mohkohnsepicgun 2019-03-05

Is it possible to mod almost 200 subreddits without being a pedophile?

1  le_epic_xd 2019-03-05

I think it's nearly impossible. The laws of thermodynamics prohibit such scenarios