Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
There's only room for two active thots on this subreddit at any given time.
Unfortunately, the role of "thot who can't stop shitting out kids" is currently being filled by our very own /u/snallygaster. But if you're willing to fist yourself on camera for money, Jewdank's position is wide open as far as I know.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-06
ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
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1 AllyCiphers 2019-03-06
I just joined this sub an hour ago. I'm a SRDine. I feel...unwelcome...
1 nayytay 2019-03-06
Go to the sidebar and opt into pings on /r/drama
1 ryandanegayin 2019-03-06
Oh shit, I never saw that! Sign me the fuck up!
1 loli_esports 2019-03-06
Out! Out! Out!
1 sokolovey 2019-03-06
Begone with you.
1 AllyCiphers 2019-03-06
But I like both.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-03-06
God dammit
1 AllyCiphers 2019-03-06
😉 I know how you guys roll
1 Mrtheliger 2019-03-06
Just the way you should feel. Now give me that bussy
1 AllyCiphers 2019-03-06
Sorry, I'm a girl. I only have gussy to give.
1 CPT_Clarnence 2019-03-06
There's only room for two active thots on this subreddit at any given time.
Unfortunately, the role of "thot who can't stop shitting out kids" is currently being filled by our very own /u/snallygaster. But if you're willing to fist yourself on camera for money, Jewdank's position is wide open as far as I know.
1 Kellere31 2019-03-06
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1 cheers_grills 2019-03-06
It's like finding a fat guy in Walmart.
1 e-guy 2019-03-06
as long a you acknowledge your objective inferiority and promise to fill our bussies daily with your low, dirty seed, you should be OK.
1 SgtViktorReznov 2019-03-06
To the gulag.
1 TheMayorOfHounslow 2019-03-06
You're like a retard going to a mensa meeting, so yeah you should
1 wow___justwow 2019-03-06
i'm not sure why i clicked this