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It was likely mayos that invented this, so they had obvious bias against ‘mayotard’

Mayotard is funny, mayomust makes me think of pasty white stink. Why does America not understand food?

America invented Cheese Whiz and Chicken Biskit. We understand food better than anybody else.

You forgot the Puff Dog.

It was hard to make British cuisine worse, and burgers made it

Listen here you little shit we decided to deep fry Twinkies while you goblins put cucumbers on bread and call it a delicious sandwich.

Blame the Romans fam

I do, they should have depopulated those cursed isles

It's wise than that. Europoors have something came a bread sandwich. It's just bread

Hoe can you not afford butter?

Of course we can. We butter all kinds of shit -- we're obese burgers. But we don't throw butter on a literal bread sandwich and call it a meal.

I'd take a burger over a handful of jellied eel.

why not mustaise?

It's Mustmayostardayonnaise

Let's get the hell out of here

Mayotail for the skrimps.

Mayos always pick the worse condiments

Can i get a mayotard flair

Imagine being too lazy to mix two condiments.

"But it tastes different if I pay them more to do it, plus its more convenient and my time is worth something"

I mean you're not paying them to mix them together, it probably cost exactly the same per volume.

Doubtful. They don't print up new labels, set up new prouduction lines and roll out marketing campaigns for free. The obese millenials are surely paying more for it.

They do it to sell more volume, not charge more for existing products.

I don't consume burger condiments I defer to your vast experience.

This but unironically

I use the mayo/ketchup one all the time

ketchup

So gross, also Nick Saban impregnated my little sister and stole my mom's drugs.

Its either mayonaise with mustard or mayonaise with eggs, you fucking ameritards.

Pretty sure the official sauce of drama is jizz.

This is called salad cream

Salad cream is the shit.

It's remoulade for people who can't mix two bottles sauces.

Didn't Heinz bring out a condiment that combined ketchup and mayo, and the promotion surrounding it made out that it was a new invention, when it's been called Thousand Island Sauce for years?

Wasn’t this a mr show sketch

Hunny Mussy REEEEEE

like if you buy mayo and mustard and mayomust, you need hard introspection.

Mustayo