Rotten Tomatoes Alternative
15 2019-03-06 by lettucereviews
Since Rotten Tomatoes has showed that they are ready to hush reviewers and their thoughts on movies, I recently decided to make
my own movie review website. I've put in many, many hours this past week to produce this site, that I believe can one day eclipse competitors. All I need is an audience and a chance.
I would appreciate it SO much if you could take 5 minutes to check out my new movie review website called 'Let Us Review'
There's no need to register if you do not want to, however, registering will allow you to rate and review movies, actors, companies, and even other reviewers!
If you can think of anywhere to post or email this website, I would love to hear about it!
Thank you again
Robert - Let Us Review
37 comments
1 BussyShillBot 2019-03-06
Weeb? Skyrim and elder scrolls are American made video games based on European lore and history. I had too google the weeb word. I actually don’t like anime I just happened to like medieval fantasy genres which is pretty different than what you are suggesting and it was developed in the USA by a USA based studio. Learn what words mean and what about the subjects before you start talking shit you look like a 12 year old little boy btw get the fuck out of here you little cunt
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-06
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-03-06
Are you Indian?
1 lettucereviews 2019-03-06
Nope! I live in West Virginia, in the States. Spent wayyyy to many hours the past week coding the site. I know it's kind of iffy to ask strangers to click a random link, but I've gotta get the word out somehow, you know?
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-03-06
And you're advertising it on r/Drama? Why?
1 lettucereviews 2019-03-06
The Rotten Tomatoes drama was pretty big recently, so I figured people who are still mad about it, may want to discuss an alternative.
1 Think_Once 2019-03-06
How many "this is white genocide" reviews can I make before I get banned?
1 lettucereviews 2019-03-06
Oops, I *forgot* to program in a 'ban' feature!
1 Think_Once 2019-03-06
So anything goes? Can I use your comment section to doxx people that left positive reviews of Captain Marvel on Rotten Tomatoes and thus propagating white genocide?
Also, you should advertise your website on KiA, though you risk that Lolita will be the most top rated movie after a day, followed by some child rape cartoons.
1 lettucereviews 2019-03-06
Well, nothing illegal, obviously. I will most likely implement some JavaScript library that will filter out cuss words and what not. Then allow the user to choose whether they would like it turned on or not.
As for the doxx, if you have a bot that can create and verify fake emails and register accounts, then I see no reason why you wouldn't be able to. Although I'll most likely add in captcha with the next update.
1 Think_Once 2019-03-06
Doxxing is not illegal.
1 lettucereviews 2019-03-06
I was more so referring to posting links to things that are illegal, etc.
1 Think_Once 2019-03-06
Then why do I need a bot that verify fake email addresses for new accounts?
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-03-06
why
1 lettucereviews 2019-03-06
Because our legislature is totally putting the people ahead of coal. /s
1 LightUmbra 2019-03-06
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT'S MY STATE GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-03-06
May I buy some fentanyl off of you my good man?
1 bgdno 2019-03-06
It's a cool idea and I can see there has been work put into it, but with that library catalogue aesthetic I can't see you getting a large audience.
1 lettucereviews 2019-03-06
Thanks for the feedback, how do you suggest it be changed? It is too cramped together? Are you on mobile, or PC?
1 raltov431 2019-03-06
Do you have autism?
1 lettucereviews 2019-03-06
"I have an uncle who does yoga."
1 Therattlesnakemaster 2019-03-06
Ok, this is epic ,🤣🤣
1 loli_esports 2019-03-06
Uh why not just use metacritic
1 lettucereviews 2019-03-06
Absolutely you can. The reason for this website is to get away from "corporations man." If you trust metacritic as much as you trusted Rotten Tomatoes, then by all means...
1 loli_esports 2019-03-06
They're both open about how they calculate review scores and even show you which reviews they count. Like I get it, waah I can't thumbs down a movie before it's out, and congrats on making awebsite, but this is all way overly dramatic bullshit.
1 lettucereviews 2019-03-06
Overly dramatic on /Drama? :)
1 loli_esports 2019-03-06
Peak reddit
1 sixty_nine_69 2019-03-06
It crashes on mobile whenever I try to review "Triumph of the Will" 😪
1 lettucereviews 2019-03-06
Let me look into that right now.
1 lettucereviews 2019-03-06
Fixed. That was a nice bug. Squashed.
1 sixty_nine_69 2019-03-06
Thanks friend! You're doing the lord's by providing a site where I can promote the greatest film of our time!
1 whenweriiide 2019-03-06
This is cool
1 lettucereviews 2019-03-06
Thank you! If you would like to see anything changed, or added, just let me know!
1 lie4karma 2019-03-06
So currently CM has a 5/5 ranking on your site!!!! This one happens to be my favorite review:
Best movie since Black Panther!
2019-03-06 20:00:35
Review Score: 5 Stars
Reviewer: TheGreatWhiteHope
Wonderful movie. Entertainment for the whole family. Though the local child molester protested in front of the theater always shouting that Brie Larson hates white men. No surprise that a pedophile would have that opinion.
Sounds like your site, while I wish would crush RT, will end up with the same problem as Voat.... the moderates will stay put.. and the trolls will leave.
1 redgamergatepill 2019-03-06
RemindMe! 1 year “is lettucereviews infested with pedos yet?”
1 Osterion 2019-03-06
This guy thinks we're a mde knockoff that would care about this shit. We're truly in the end times
1 BeiberFan123 2019-03-06
If you go to a movie by score you’re a sub human.