I made a 100% real song for you guys.

In my country there is problem

And that problem is the agenda poster

They take everybody's bussy

And they never give it back

Throw the Agenda Poster down the well

So my country can be free

So my country can be free

You must grab him by his horns

Then we have a big party

If you see the Agenda Poster coming

You must be careful of his teeth

You must grab him by his money

And I tell you what to do

Throw the Agenda Poster down the well

So my country can be free

So my country can be free

You must grab him by his horns

You must grab him by his horns

Then we have a big party

Then we'll have a big party

Throw the Agenda Poster down the well

Throw the Agenda Poster down the well

So my country can be free

So my country can be free

You must grab him by his horns

You must grab him by his horns

Then we have a big party