Just When Some Chud THOUGHT He Was Safe On a Flight, He Ran Into THE RESISTANCE

65  2019-03-08 by absract

35 comments

Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.

And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.

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>guys profile thumbnail says "slow cook the rich" i only made it 5 seconds into the video and i know actually clicking through to his profile will send me down a rabbit hole i do not want to explore.

Leftcels should consider this guy an insulting parody akin to blackface.

This guy and Baked Alaska both are totally plausible black propaganda agents.

What's interesting is how much stuff he has and how big of an apartment he has. He does realize he's the person who would be put against the wall when the revolution comes.

No, none of them realize that the actual proletariat is made up of Commrade Cletus and his friends who are going to shoot them in the face and redistribute their apple products to the workers.

B-b-but that’s not how Harry Potter works!

In reality Ron would have marched Harry to the wall and abrakadozzled him along with all the other bourgeois Wizards.

You know that would still have been a better ending than what we got.

Henry Potter is a rich white male who had status, power and money as an infant that he did nothing to earn. He then becomes the star of the football team and graduates to become a cop. I'm not sure why he's the go-to leftist metaphor.

No way this is legit 😂😂😂

A couple of minutes into that was all it took for me to realize that it was just another rage fantasy of an impotent and after that I quickly lost interest.
😴😴😴

Did you not get to the aggressive apple eating? I'm literally shaking

All I get out of this is a strange desire to buy a MAGA hat and then take a drive over to Seattle just to see how many idiots I can trigger 😂😂😂.

It is actually better than that. I think most of it actually happened, he basically is just claiming to have stared at a guy for wearing a maga hat for hours.

People died in wars for this

Post that fat pussy of yours

this but unironically

Time for a game of Would You Rather:

A: Fight for one month alongside the French Army in the Ardennes as a division of Panzers is headed your way. There are no guarantees you survive

B: Study for 4 years in an entire school filled with carbon copies of this person.

C: Abduct this person from his home during a livestream, strap a camera to his head, and send him into battle

He's like a disowned vlogbrother. They don't even let him use Green, but make him use Brown.

Didnthisnloser just say "pogo athaletes" and "mahga hat"?

Yeah when I heard “pogo athletes” followed by “bigger dudes” I had to pause and see if that’s a thing. It is, but they’re not big dudes.

I need to buy a MAGA hat and start going to Pogo competitions.

I assumed he meant Pokemon Go, this is life changing

LOL!

he chose to ignore me

I think this guy says that phrase more than he’d like to.

I like how he said he has more respect for someone that started shit with a black person than someone who wears a hat.

Really makes you think.

Really activates your almonds.

I love this guy. Too bad /r/madlads doesn't allow videos.

We shouldn't make fun of the mentally ill mayo, we should throw it out like we do with all spoiled mayonnaise.

I identify so entirely with the guy he said laughed after he autismed at the magazine guy.

carhart beanie

Lel

good find OP

This is bait.