MFW i click the ban button on some loser rapefugee and he immediately spergs out in modmail

420  2019-03-08 by DistortedLines

104 comments

Have you posted bussy yet?

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She has a body like a man so it's easy to get confused, Snappy

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This is getting posted more often than Masterlawlz's face.

It triggers Distorted, and that's a good thing.

does it really tho

Hmmm, you're right.

You should spam his inbox with TayBussy, then come back and let me know. ๐Ÿ˜‰

now you just have me thinking you are actually DistortedLines

no, i will not provide you with fap material, DL

She fine tho ๐Ÿ˜

Okay, this is epic.

It really is

pm me tay tay

No

The only way I can definitively tell you're not trans is you're not nearly funny enough to have ever been a man.

Snappy????

Bussy quote pls thx

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jesus

FATALITY

Snappy bussy and longpost pls nao

So this is how one copes after being shit on by pizzashill

Ye

STAAAAAAAAAHP BANNING PEOPLE TAY!!! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

What happened?

It's discordcel shit. You don't want to know

Based

Why dont I have an invite for the discord server?

You're not on the spectrum.

35/50 baybee

Sorry, I don't do fractions, I'm not autistic.

wait what's up with the discordcel shit? i thought that autistic bullshit was all done with.

I donโ€™t think we really need to know your fetishes and how you get yourself.

And I hate Bruno Mars. Not related but I just feel like saying that.

I donโ€™t think we really need to know your fetishes and how you get yourself off.

Ye but I'm a mod so I'm gonna tell them anyway

And I hate Bruno Mars. Not related but I just feel like saying that.

I literally only know like two songs by him so I can't really comment on that. To me he seems like your generic pop star, nothing special.

Bruno Mars is such a retarded looking manlet, I fucking hate everything about him. I've seen 10 year olds stand taller, all while having a deeper voice

Look at his creepy ass, standing there like an autistic downie forgot how to button his shirt, they had to go out of their way to make his 164cm height not seem dwarfish. And his new song that the radio keeps playing is literally just squealing "pleeez" over and over again

He does look weird, but he has a pretty good vocal range. You donโ€™t have to look at him when you listen to a song, but it can be a problem when you start to think about what the person singing the song looks like.

This is the same situation wrt internet meetups. Always a huge letdown.

Depends on who you meet and/or how much booze is available at the time

Whoever shooped that didn't deserve to get paid for it

You're a straight woman who's (allegedly) had sex at least once; how would you rate this beauty out of 10?

Please validate me and my bitter bitching

I don't know what it is about him but I get so annoyed looking at him. His songs suck too and I can't believe he gets like two million record views.

And then I told in 'Fuck Bruno Mars' into Google and there are a bunch of strange articles defending him desperately and castigating those that find him annoying. I'm like well they got a lot of sheckles deposited into their account after writing that.

Finally, someone with common sense. Exactly how I feel.

Here is a copy pasta if you need to cope for later.

YES I FUCKING STICKIED MY OWN POST. I DIDN'T MEAN TO. Now please leave me fucking alone.

Fine, you know what? You bitch fucks keep spamming my pms, fine. Ill admit it. I tried stickying my own post ONCE. It was a bad experience for me, and I regret it. I'm depressed in my excuse for a life, so stop the fucking bullying. Me saying that took more balls then what you freaks have. Bye.

I don't need my banhammer to ban your ass kiddo

Don't unleash my inner powermod. You'll regret it.

Ooh I love this ty

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Taylor Swift is legit ugly and I don't even have high standards.

I think she's hot but I also subscribe to r/FtMPorn

Rude!

I think itโ€™s more how she carries herself.

It doesnโ€™t matter how pretty your face is if you present yourself like a shitbag.

She might be sort of attractive if she wasn't 15'7".

Manlet take

My giantess ๐Ÿฅฐ

tfw you are such a manlet that taylor swift seems tall to you

She's literally 6'4", more or less.

You looks like her vagina doesn't self lubricate

I feel personally attacked by this

Itโ€™s not our fault if youโ€™re defective.

Imagine caring about any gussy when trussy is exists.

Thrussy>trussy.

Post modmail.

dude, modmail lmao

You gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to make worse stickies than MasterLawlz

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I'm finna sperg so hard yo

Daily reminder that trans women are women.

They are!

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You look like a man in drag? It's not surprising that banning people is part of your jerk-off ritual

Which mod is this? He should probably stop cross-dressing.

It's over

Pizzashill > You

What would be so unimaginably stupid to say here, that makes yoz target of banhammer?

I was banned from here for correcting someone's grammar in a post once. It's really up to the mods; it says in the rules one consents to being in their playground.

They have a really low threshold for banning but usually if it's something silly the ban will be short. I got a month ban once for violent rhetoric during a mental breakdown when Bolosnaro won but the mods were sweet and undid it after 7 days.

Being a CAfugee seriousposter

I arrived on Titanic, dimwitt.

Duh, because if you clown off hard enough you may be deemed entertaining enough to be allowed to inflict yourself on the sub again.

Tay gonna give it to ya

With no trivia

Coming at ya like cocaine

Straight from bolivia

Mod me.. We shud have autistic mod week where we mod someone special for a week

We have multiple special people on the mod team every week. What would make you special?

I believe the moon landing never happened

I believe the moon landing never happened

smh you're fucking retarded, the moon landing was easy because the moon is flat

5'11"

6'

From Tyrion to The Mountain in one inch

Sheโ€™s auschwitz tier lul

((((Pretty))))

not posting thicc Tay

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I'm not sure if this trannie really passes yet, what do you guys think?

STAAAAAAAHHHHHPPPP BANNING "PEOPLE" DISTORTED LINES!

Side note: Are you really named after that crappy allen thicke tune?

Idk what that is

Ok I was thinking blurred lines. Sorry hun

tfw you unironically ban people for non-spam/dox

Literally just for having the wrong opinions

yes like you

I want to fuck her skeleton chest.

Don't be Lewd ๐Ÿ˜ก

Why no pictures if the modmail? My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined :(

/u/distortedlines You're a pathetic leftist faggot tbh

I am ye

Unban my /u/Lemonscore_ account, please.

Gg ez pz