Bruno Mars is such a retarded looking manlet, I fucking hate everything about him. I've seen 10 year olds stand taller, all while having a deeper voice
He does look weird, but he has a pretty good vocal range. You donโt have to look at him when you listen to a song, but it can be a problem when you start to think about what the person singing the song looks like.
I don't know what it is about him but I get so annoyed looking at him. His songs suck too and I can't believe he gets like two million record views.
And then I told in 'Fuck Bruno Mars' into Google and there are a bunch of strange articles defending him desperately and castigating those that find him annoying. I'm like well they got a lot of sheckles deposited into their account after writing that.
Here is a copy pasta if you need to cope for later.
YES I FUCKING STICKIED MY OWN POST. I DIDN'T MEAN TO. Now please leave me fucking alone.
Fine, you know what? You bitch fucks keep spamming my pms, fine. Ill admit it. I tried stickying my own post ONCE. It was a bad experience for me, and I regret it. I'm depressed in my excuse for a life, so stop the fucking bullying. Me saying that took more balls then what you freaks have. Bye.
I don't need my banhammer to ban your ass kiddo
Don't unleash my inner powermod. You'll regret it.
I was banned from here for correcting someone's grammar in a post once. It's really up to the mods; it says in the rules one consents to being in their playground.
They have a really low threshold for banning but usually if it's something silly the ban will be short. I got a month ban once for violent rhetoric during a mental breakdown when Bolosnaro won but the mods were sweet and undid it after 7 days.
104 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-08
Have you posted bussy yet?
Snapshots:
I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-03-08
She has a body like a man so it's easy to get confused, Snappy
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-03-08
She sure does
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-03-08
๐
1 JustLions 2019-03-08
This is getting posted more often than Masterlawlz's face.
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-03-08
It triggers Distorted, and that's a good thing.
1 d-amazo 2019-03-08
does it really tho
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-03-08
Hmmm, you're right.
You should spam his inbox with TayBussy, then come back and let me know. ๐
1 d-amazo 2019-03-08
now you just have me thinking you are actually DistortedLines
no, i will not provide you with fap material, DL
1 itsCaffeine 2019-03-08
She fine tho ๐
1 sokolovey 2019-03-08
Okay, this is epic.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-08
It really is
1 AlrightGinger 2019-03-08
pm me tay tay
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-08
No
1 DarthJeb 2019-03-08
The only way I can definitively tell you're not trans is you're not nearly funny enough to have ever been a man.
1 WTMAWLR 2019-03-08
Snappy????
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-03-08
Bussy quote pls thx
1 le_epic_xd 2019-03-08
๐๐
1 ralphbrenting 2019-03-08
๐คญ
1 ToTheNintieth 2019-03-08
jesus
1 dramasexual 2019-03-08
FATALITY
1 ineed750bucks 2019-03-08
Snappy bussy and longpost pls nao
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-03-08
So this is how one copes after being shit on by pizzashill
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-08
Ye
1 Kat_B0T 2019-03-08
STAAAAAAAAAHP BANNING PEOPLE TAY!!! ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-08
What happened?
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-03-08
It's discordcel shit. You don't want to know
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-08
Based
1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-03-08
Why dont I have an invite for the discord server?
1 ExilesReturn 2019-03-08
You're not on the spectrum.
1 Mamalgam 2019-03-08
35/50 baybee
1 ExilesReturn 2019-03-08
Sorry, I don't do fractions, I'm not autistic.
1 dramasexual 2019-03-08
wait what's up with the discordcel shit? i thought that autistic bullshit was all done with.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-03-08
Charls >>> Tay
1 HardIsLife 2019-03-08
I donโt think we really need to know your fetishes and how you get yourself.
And I hate Bruno Mars. Not related but I just feel like saying that.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-08
Ye but I'm a mod so I'm gonna tell them anyway
I literally only know like two songs by him so I can't really comment on that. To me he seems like your generic pop star, nothing special.
1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-03-08
Bruno Mars is such a retarded looking manlet, I fucking hate everything about him. I've seen 10 year olds stand taller, all while having a deeper voice
Look at his creepy ass, standing there like an autistic downie forgot how to button his shirt, they had to go out of their way to make his 164cm height not seem dwarfish. And his new song that the radio keeps playing is literally just squealing "pleeez" over and over again
1 UseLotionOrGetHose 2019-03-08
He does look weird, but he has a pretty good vocal range. You donโt have to look at him when you listen to a song, but it can be a problem when you start to think about what the person singing the song looks like.
1 Chapocel 2019-03-08
This is the same situation wrt internet meetups. Always a huge letdown.
1 snallygaster 2019-03-08
Depends on who you meet and/or how much booze is available at the time
1 snallygaster 2019-03-08
Whoever shooped that didn't deserve to get paid for it
1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-03-08
You're a straight woman who's (allegedly) had sex at least once; how would you rate this beauty out of 10?
Please validate me and my bitter bitching
1 watermark08 2019-03-08
I don't know what it is about him but I get so annoyed looking at him. His songs suck too and I can't believe he gets like two million record views.
And then I told in 'Fuck Bruno Mars' into Google and there are a bunch of strange articles defending him desperately and castigating those that find him annoying. I'm like well they got a lot of sheckles deposited into their account after writing that.
1 HardIsLife 2019-03-08
Finally, someone with common sense. Exactly how I feel.
1 Kellere31 2019-03-08
Here is a copy pasta if you need to cope for later.
YES I FUCKING STICKIED MY OWN POST. I DIDN'T MEAN TO. Now please leave me fucking alone.
Fine, you know what? You bitch fucks keep spamming my pms, fine. Ill admit it. I tried stickying my own post ONCE. It was a bad experience for me, and I regret it. I'm depressed in my excuse for a life, so stop the fucking bullying. Me saying that took more balls then what you freaks have. Bye.
I don't need my banhammer to ban your ass kiddo
Don't unleash my inner powermod. You'll regret it.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-08
Ooh I love this ty
1 Kellere31 2019-03-08
๐๐ค
1 ParticularDrummer 2019-03-08
Taylor Swift is legit ugly and I don't even have high standards.
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-03-08
I think she's hot but I also subscribe to r/FtMPorn
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-03-08
Rude!
1 KingPhilipIII 2019-03-08
I think itโs more how she carries herself.
It doesnโt matter how pretty your face is if you present yourself like a shitbag.
1 CPT_Clarnence 2019-03-08
She might be sort of attractive if she wasn't 15'7".
1 verystableretard 2019-03-08
Manlet take
1 watermark08 2019-03-08
My giantess ๐ฅฐ
1 brinkworthspoon 2019-03-08
tfw you are such a manlet that taylor swift seems tall to you
1 CPT_Clarnence 2019-03-08
She's literally 6'4", more or less.
1 charming_tatum 2019-03-08
You looks like her vagina doesn't self lubricate
1 stayandplaytoday 2019-03-08
I feel personally attacked by this
1 KingPhilipIII 2019-03-08
Itโs not our fault if youโre defective.
1 Stop_Ignoring_Me_Dad 2019-03-08
Imagine caring about any gussy when trussy is exists.
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-08
Thrussy>trussy.
1 PlvGdm 2019-03-08
Post modmail.
1 Dr_AurA 2019-03-08
dude, modmail lmao
1 Plexipus 2019-03-08
You gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to make worse stickies than MasterLawlz
1 DayyyTripper 2019-03-08
๐๐๐
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-03-08
I'm finna sperg so hard yo
1 SwiftOnSobriety 2019-03-08
Daily reminder that trans women are women.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-08
They are!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-08
๐and๐that's๐a๐good๐thing๐
1 shut_up_frank 2019-03-08
Nice!
1 headasplodes 2019-03-08
You look like a man in drag? It's not surprising that banning people is part of your jerk-off ritual
1 UseLotionOrGetHose 2019-03-08
Which mod is this? He should probably stop cross-dressing.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-03-08
It's over
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-03-08
Pizzashill > You
1 Ferocetis 2019-03-08
What would be so unimaginably stupid to say here, that makes yoz target of banhammer?
1 away100 2019-03-08
I was banned from here for correcting someone's grammar in a post once. It's really up to the mods; it says in the rules one consents to being in their playground.
1 watermark08 2019-03-08
They have a really low threshold for banning but usually if it's something silly the ban will be short. I got a month ban once for violent rhetoric during a mental breakdown when Bolosnaro won but the mods were sweet and undid it after 7 days.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-08
Being a CAfugee seriousposter
1 Ferocetis 2019-03-08
I arrived on Titanic, dimwitt.
1 RobotApocalypse 2019-03-08
Duh, because if you clown off hard enough you may be deemed entertaining enough to be allowed to inflict yourself on the sub again.
1 otherwiseyep 2019-03-08
Tay gonna give it to ya
With no trivia
Coming at ya like cocaine
Straight from bolivia
1 babybopp 2019-03-08
Mod me.. We shud have autistic mod week where we mod someone special for a week
1 Damuel 2019-03-08
We have multiple special people on the mod team every week. What would make you special?
1 babybopp 2019-03-08
I believe the moon landing never happened
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-08
smh you're fucking retarded, the moon landing was easy because the moon is flat
1 jko831 2019-03-08
5'11"
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-08
6'
1 watermark08 2019-03-08
From Tyrion to The Mountain in one inch
1 clarkkent160 2019-03-08
Sheโs auschwitz tier lul
((((Pretty))))
1 fauxbreaux 2019-03-08
โน๏ธ
1 watermark08 2019-03-08
I'm not sure if this trannie really passes yet, what do you guys think?
1 PoopShowPass 2019-03-08
STAAAAAAAHHHHHPPPP BANNING "PEOPLE" DISTORTED LINES!
Side note: Are you really named after that crappy allen thicke tune?
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-08
Idk what that is
1 PoopShowPass 2019-03-08
Ok I was thinking blurred lines. Sorry hun
1 bamename 2019-03-08
tfw you unironically ban people for non-spam/dox
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-08
Literally just for having the wrong opinions
1 bamename 2019-03-08
yes like you
1 Pickled_Kagura 2019-03-08
I want to fuck her skeleton chest.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-08
Don't be Lewd ๐ก
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-03-08
Why no pictures if the modmail? My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined :(
1 Special_Ed_Principal 2019-03-08
/u/distortedlines You're a pathetic leftist faggot tbh
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-08
I am ye
1 Special_Ed_Principal 2019-03-08
Unban my /u/Lemonscore_ account, please.
1 Lolokayeveryone 2019-03-08
Gg ez pz