Ok I need mods for my sub but everyone is so fucking uppity these days I can't trust the regular types in mod requests to not lock posts and sticky paragraphs of text telling people to "behave" because someone isn't painfully "wHOLEsOme", "nIcE tO EaChOtHeR".

9  2019-03-08 by I_Burned_The_Lasagna

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And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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