Alyssa Milano declares herself disabled gay lesbian trans person of color, even woke twitter is split between "yikes, this ain't it" and "yaaass kween slaaayy"

297  2019-03-09 by Woolgun

94 comments

They targeted gamers. Gamers.

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"I need attention"

"Let's unpack this"

Never change

Apparently I'm a big booty hoe

ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY

We are all just looking for our happily ever after.

I'm just looking for my comfortable.

I identify with you disadvantaged minorities

Says the attractive, famous, and wealthy hollywood actress in an attempt to rack up woke pretty princess points

Mayocide when?

Soon brother.

Inshallah

On 9-11

Top .00001% of privileged people in the world totally gets the average human experience.

>white woman

Shocking.

Italian

white

pick one

no thank you

One drop

That means almost every black person in America is actually mayo.

wtf i love mayocide now

Mama Mia, the medigani know!

Truly the most oppressed class

I am facefuck and deepthroat. I am girls in tight pants, I am a Instagram thot. I am lesbians.

Here we see the rich white woman trying to retain her spot atop the victim pyramid. Looks like the real minorities will have to wait their turn.

Literally the majority.

Women make up 51%. White people make up 62%. White women are the single largest demographic in America. Somehow still the worst treated

The majority of mistreatment within America is not by gender or race, but by equity. Of all first world countries America has the largest disparity between the haves and have-nots.

Half of Americans have no savings, and most of them survive on the living standards of a trailer home.

British students are richer.

Of all first world countries America has the largest disparity between the haves and have-nots

Well then how about you stop being a pussy and go get something worth having?

Poor? Get money lol

Yeah, you may have to put some effort in tho

what do you do when you put in all your effort and still have no money

In America? Move to a squatter's camp and get on SSI and live in an old trailer doing drugs till you die. Which is not half bad plan actually

Poverty solved by reddit user! We did it reddit! Upboat!

tbh that's just my compromise position. My real position is "kill the poor."

now youre speaking my language

Filthy poors need to make some more money then.

Half of Americans have no savings

And they're all retarded.

If it weren't for the blue checkmark I'd think she was being sarcastic.

But then again, she could probably find a DNA test to suggest she has 0.1% of each of those minorities in her, so I guess by American standards, perhaps she is telling the literal truth.

hmmmm cool

Did a white woman of all European decent just call herself a "woman of color"? Don't get me wrong I would still smash her crazy ass but this is hilarious.

It's meant more in a "we are all people" kind of way than in a literal sense but it's still mega retarded

โ€œWe are all peopleโ€ isnโ€™t enough?

The state of mayos

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

BOTTOM TEXT

Emphasis on mayo "people".

I love it, thanks ๐Ÿ˜

White people aren't people.

It was way better when Phillip Mudd did it. At least he looked up as many racial slurs as possible then used them. God bless.

https://youtu.be/oMmBG3a5o0I

When white light is split up by a prism, it shows all the colours. I imagine the same is true if you split up a white person with a prism

Italians arenโ€™t white tho

Go back to CA.

That's only southern Italians.

Hitler made them honorary aryans

https://twitter.com/nygovcuomo/status/825819936371142656

nothing is funnier than when Andrew Cuomo did this bit with a straight face

As a lifelong New Yorker, Fuck Cuomo.

When even Riley J Penis has a problem with your woke comment then you know you done fucked up.

Alyssa Milano

Who?

One of the greatest pair of fake tits of the 90s smh at you youngins

Fuckin' kids these days

She's the disabled

She was one relevant because of her looks, around 80/90s. After the looks are gone and being replaced by younger actresses, she tries to stay relevant today, which is quite pitifully since she does not have much to offer anything else.

Chris Pratt named his spaceship after her.

Hi, I am celebrity #3320, and I am telling you what you want to hear so that I remain popular and milk you for my financial gain while you listen to me.

Gib milkers

She left out the most important thing: she should have said: "I'm gay, trans, disabled, a POC, but most importantly..."

Hey Morty! I turned myself into a POC. I'm POC Rick!

๐Ÿคข

she's disabled alright

In the same way that all foids are.

Who's Kirk?

captain of the Enterprise

Another win for transvestigators everywhere.

She's simply a virtual-signaling dumbass.

She's simply a virtue-signaling dumbass.

I need to stop clicking on these twitter links or just unsubscribe from this sub.

All these fucking retards in these links is seriously hurting my brain, unironically!

It's literally always white women.

Well she certainly is mentally disabled.

I broke the dam.

I'm Spartacus.

white โ€œโ€โ€โ€โ€peopleโ€โ€โ€โ€โ€

Did Harvey's penis make the entire Charmed cast lose their minds or what?

Lol there must have been some kind of spore that rots people's brains on the set of Charmed.

Cancel white women

Soft, weepy faggots. Every last one

Her greatest role was in the Schwarzenegger movie "Commando", and it has been all downhill since then.

Post modernism is retarded as fuck

Italians truly aren't white.

You forgot one. You are a super hero. Not sure if its Marvel or DC, don't think it matters.

Capeshit rots the brain ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

Iโ€™m trans. Iโ€™m a person of color. Iโ€™m an immigrant. Iโ€™m a lesbian. Iโ€™m a gay man. Iโ€™m the disabled.

I am alpha and omega. The first and the last. The beginning and the end.

White bitches be crazy

The "gay boy" ๐Ÿ‘ฌ you punched ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป in the hall ๐Ÿซ today? He deep throated ๐Ÿคฎ the fuck out of five cocks ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† all at onceโ˜๐Ÿปlast night ๐ŸŒš. That girl ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ you called ๐Ÿ“ž a slut ๐Ÿ‘ in class ๐Ÿซ today? She fucked ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ her horse๐Ÿด. The boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฝ you called lame โ™ฟ๏ธ? Yeah ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป, he's a fucking bitch ๐Ÿถ. That girl ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ you pushed ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป down๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป the other dayโ˜€๏ธ? She has a Barbieโ„ข๏ธ Ken๐Ÿ•บ doll ๐ŸŽŽ stuck in her vagina ๐Ÿˆ. That girl ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ you called ๐Ÿ“ž fat ๐Ÿ”? She managed to eat ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿดseventeen 1๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ Big Macโ„ข๏ธ burgers ๐Ÿ” in oneโ˜๐Ÿป sitting. The old man ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป you made fun of ๐Ÿคฃ cause of the ugly ๐Ÿฆ† scars? He contracted ๐Ÿ“ƒ ligma ๐Ÿคฎ. The boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฝ you made fun of ๐Ÿคฃ for crying ๐Ÿ˜ญ? He's crying ๐Ÿ˜ญ because he missed ๐Ÿšซ Gekyume's circumcision ๐Ÿ†. You think ๐Ÿค” you freaking know ๐Ÿง  them ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ? Guess what? You don't! ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธโŒ Re-post if you think ๐Ÿ’ญ we should reinstate โœ… the three-fifths 3๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ compromise. I bet 99% 9๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ of you won't โŒ, but repost this if you're that 1% 1๏ธโƒฃ who is an epic๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿปgamer ๐ŸŽฎ.

There are few things that are too crazy for me to comprehend. The absolute size of the universe is one, Alyssa Milano's stupidity is another

At first I thought she was being ironic, not in "solidarity".

Woops