Dude I swear if they blow this and give us 4 more years of a low functioning snookie looking ass retard that makes us look bad in front of all the cool countries I'm gonna be pissed.
makes us look bad in front of all the cool countries
I don't know about you, but I'm gonna feel real bad if people halfway around the world in countries the size of postage stamps with 8 million people don't like us anymore
Even for the New York Times, that's a terrible fucking essay.
The author spends 5 paragraphs fellating Lincoln and projecting his ideas onto one sentence from random rhetoric Lincoln wrote as if it was some sort of absolute truth. It rivals what the conservatards do with the Bible.
Then he goes on to basically say that black people's oppression is the only thing that matters, and that America is divided because black people aren't getting free money.
Also
There are a few thoughts packed into that sentence.
That's basically "Let's unpack this". You aren't fooling me.
Even for the New York Times, that's a terrible fucking essay.
Have you not read David Brooks before? His entire ouvre is based on being shockingly stupid. He's been at it for decades with the NYTs. Its one of the major reasons their opinion section has long been a dumpster fire.
lol David Brooks used to pretend to be a conservative and made bank feeding boomers what they wanted to hear. But then we elected Bad Orange Man, and he was like “fuck it” and took off his mask.
Two years later he’s shilling for slave reparations in the New York Times.
Serious-cope inbound: I thought Daddy attacking journalism was bad. In debate events back in high school I used the phrase “fourth estate” more than once. I don’t know if it’s DDS or what, but I legitimately can’t stand journalism now. Everything about it is just so gross to me; pushing narratives, the fucking interminable buzzfeed woke lingo in titles that has leaked to what should be more professional institutions, and getting shit wrong they should have been careful about too many times.
Just cope I guess. Orange man said “journalism bad” and now just a few years later here I am saying “he do got a point there tho”. Did I just get more retarded or did they use to be better than this?
They’ve always been Basic Mayo Libs pushing the party line for their Democrat crushes (except for the eeeeeeeevil Faux News). People have just started to wake up to the fact over the last 30 years or so.
Pay attention to the next news cycle. You’ll hear journalists and politicians from one party all using the same phrases.
Brooks was born in Toronto, Ontario, where his father was working on a PhD, and spent his early years in the middle-income Stuyvesant Town housing development in Lower Manhattan. His father taught English literature at New York University, while his mother studied nineteenth-century British history at Columbia University. Brooks is Jewish but rarely attends synagogue.
Reparations are just a trick to get the black population of america to accept that they will always be a permanent underclass.
"Here's a check, now shut up and stop making me feel guilty" - some liberal, somewhere.
Any serious attempt to lift the black population above this standard begins and ends with black nationalism. Malcom X, not Dr. Martin Luther King.
Multiculturalism is just a tool used by neo liberals to pacify minorities so they do not rebel against the system. It is the equivalent of a prostitute giving you a handjob so that you won't fuck her in the ass - either way, she gets her money.
Giving people wealth as a handout literally never works out. We already have the lottery and just about everybody that wins ends up as bad or worse off than before.
So what you're saying is that both black and white ethno-nationalists will rise up together to smash neo-liberalism and usher in a new society (bottom text)?
I support reparations but only one payment per family and only to actual descendants of the 290k slaves that came to the US. One time payment to finally destroy the black victimhood narrative? Worth it, should've done it a long time ago.
I’m African American. I’m in favor of reparations. This is not the right election for this conversation. Who the fuck brought this up? Can we table this til the next election? I’d love to have the conversation. This is not the time.
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1 SKYYK1NG 2019-03-09
Fuck me i had an anurism reading that. The fuck man, my dyselixia actually increased.
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1 TreLoon 2019-03-09
Dude I swear if they blow this and give us 4 more years of a low functioning snookie looking ass retard that makes us look bad in front of all the cool countries I'm gonna be pissed.
1 _Suprememe_ 2019-03-09
Come back when you gain a better appreciation for the golden age of Drama that daddy has brought about.
1 vtesterlwg 2019-03-09
god i hate mayos. I mean, it's always them, no matter what. Look at his mayo) face
1 pyrowolf8 2019-03-09
if you’re gonna seriouspost at least be funny about it
1 mcslibbin 2019-03-09
name 2
1 allanmes 2019-03-09
Tajikistan and Narnia
1 mcslibbin 2019-03-09
touche
1 Named_NPC1 2019-03-09
orange man bad
1 TreLoon 2019-03-09
Orange man entertaining and dramapilled, but orange man dumb af
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-09
I don't know about you, but I'm gonna feel real bad if people halfway around the world in countries the size of postage stamps with 8 million people don't like us anymore
1 Grimy__range 2019-03-09
Gibs me dat
1 CanadianAsshole1 2019-03-09
ay you one racist cracka if you don’t gibs me dat
1 kesselarc 2019-03-09
Even for the New York Times, that's a terrible fucking essay.
The author spends 5 paragraphs fellating Lincoln and projecting his ideas onto one sentence from random rhetoric Lincoln wrote as if it was some sort of absolute truth. It rivals what the conservatards do with the Bible.
Then he goes on to basically say that black people's oppression is the only thing that matters, and that America is divided because black people aren't getting free money.
Also
That's basically "Let's unpack this". You aren't fooling me.
1 _Suprememe_ 2019-03-09
Didn't Lincoln want to send all the newly freed slaves "back" to Africa? He ended slavery but the man wasn't infallible.
1 ShakraDevendra 2019-03-09
Johhy_Rebel.mp4
1 ok_to_sink 2019-03-09
🎵The house next door to me was sold...🎵
1 193208123908 2019-03-09
>He ended slavery but the man wasn't infallible by any stretch of the imagination.
Only because he never followed through with sending them back. smdh
1 Justinat0r 2019-03-09
Y'ALL CAN'T BEHAVE!!!
1 wiking85 2019-03-09
Have you not read David Brooks before? His entire ouvre is based on being shockingly stupid. He's been at it for decades with the NYTs. Its one of the major reasons their opinion section has long been a dumpster fire.
1 econ_throwaways 2019-03-09
You leave the WSJ editorial board out of this!
1 wiking85 2019-03-09
Nevah!
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2019-03-09
1 vtesterlwg 2019-03-09
literally way too easy
take it you fuckk
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-09
He's pretty much spamming at this point
1 vtesterlwg 2019-03-09
But he ain't wrong kid
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-09
Literally anything with an American being retarded is why trump won
1 vtesterlwg 2019-03-09
hmmmmmmmmmmm
almost like americans are fucking retarded soulless fucks
LIBtarded maybe?
1 -Shank- 2019-03-09
What about Daddy being retarded? Identifying with the voter base?
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-09
For the people by the people
1 SwiftOnSobriety 2019-03-09
It's okay you have a pretty sweet name yourself!
1 Mrtheliger 2019-03-09
Take what
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-09
My bussy
1 vtesterlwg 2019-03-09
bussy
1 Mrtheliger 2019-03-09
what the fuck you dont just give people random bussy, it has to be yours
1 vtesterlwg 2019-03-09
no u
1 YesChancellor 2019-03-09
may as well be a keyword bot at this rate
1 CPT_Clarnence 2019-03-09
I like the idea of giving every one of our Nubian brothers and sisters like $50-100, just so they can never bitch about reparations again.
1 vtesterlwg 2019-03-09
1 FearOfBees 2019-03-09
That guy's policies make Hillary president of the century
1 vtesterlwg 2019-03-09
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-09
Imagine rejecting free money.
1 FearOfBees 2019-03-09
Imagine not reading economics 101
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-09
C O P E
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-03-09
A carton of Newports and a Groupon for Chuck E. Cheese.
1 cruelandusual 2019-03-09
A gun would cause less violence.
1 alot_the_murdered 2019-03-09
They're demanding $8 trillion, though.
1 stereomono1 2019-03-09
that's hilarious
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-09
Imagine thinking they wouldn't want more after getting a sweet taste of that reparation money.
1 voodoo_onion 2019-03-09
When a white man is mugged by a black man, thats reparations.
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-03-09
Whoa edgy
1 voodoo_onion 2019-03-09
Baby's hurt feelings.
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-03-09
Projecting, little snowflake mayo?
1 voodoo_onion 2019-03-09
Touch your toes, sweetheart.
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-03-09
You conservatard boomers are all the same. Go back to Facebook already.
1 voodoo_onion 2019-03-09
Cant handle life
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-03-09
Life is easy for NPC's like you, I bet.
1 Phrakturelol 2019-03-09
I swear I've seen you both somewhere..
1 voodoo_onion 2019-03-09
Sometimes i just ho to look at the great oak.
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
what the fuck are you doing here if you take everything seriously and sperg our
1 nicerredditaccount 2019-03-09
lol
1 stereomono1 2019-03-09
food stamps is reparations
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-03-09
lol David Brooks used to pretend to be a conservative and made bank feeding boomers what they wanted to hear. But then we elected Bad Orange Man, and he was like “fuck it” and took off his mask.
Two years later he’s shilling for slave reparations in the New York Times.
Hilarious.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-09
Serious-cope inbound: I thought Daddy attacking journalism was bad. In debate events back in high school I used the phrase “fourth estate” more than once. I don’t know if it’s DDS or what, but I legitimately can’t stand journalism now. Everything about it is just so gross to me; pushing narratives, the fucking interminable buzzfeed woke lingo in titles that has leaked to what should be more professional institutions, and getting shit wrong they should have been careful about too many times.
Just cope I guess. Orange man said “journalism bad” and now just a few years later here I am saying “he do got a point there tho”. Did I just get more retarded or did they use to be better than this?
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-03-09
They’ve always been Basic Mayo Libs pushing the party line for their Democrat crushes (except for the eeeeeeeevil Faux News). People have just started to wake up to the fact over the last 30 years or so.
Pay attention to the next news cycle. You’ll hear journalists and politicians from one party all using the same phrases.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-09
You right you right. It’s just so tiring to listen to.
1 Named_NPC1 2019-03-09
Journalism didn't change, you just got less retarded
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-09
/r/wholesomedrama :=) :-) :-)
1 rhyme-ocerus 2019-03-09
You were in high school when Trump was elected? My God
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-03-09
Nooo, I’m not a Zoomer. It was a less politically charged topic back then but was starting to become so with WikiLeaks stuff.
I think it’s internet shit for sure.
1 rhyme-ocerus 2019-03-09
The timeline with regards to reparations seems off here...🤔
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-03-09
Imagine unironically believing that
1 brd4eva 2019-03-09
🤔
1 100percentdegenerate 2019-03-09
brooks huh? wouldnt have guessed.
1 brd4eva 2019-03-09
never forget the classic name game
1 RosalieFontaine 2019-03-09
Why are Canadians and secular Jews just the worst human beings?
1 brd4eva 2019-03-09
Both are white.
1 RosalieFontaine 2019-03-09
And Westernized. Do we need another dark ages or just mass migration?
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-09
*Both aren't white.
1 VidiotGamer 2019-03-09
Reparations are just a trick to get the black population of america to accept that they will always be a permanent underclass.
"Here's a check, now shut up and stop making me feel guilty" - some liberal, somewhere.
Any serious attempt to lift the black population above this standard begins and ends with black nationalism. Malcom X, not Dr. Martin Luther King.
Multiculturalism is just a tool used by neo liberals to pacify minorities so they do not rebel against the system. It is the equivalent of a prostitute giving you a handjob so that you won't fuck her in the ass - either way, she gets her money.
1 2Poop2Babiez 2019-03-09
Commies: "RACE IS IRRELEVANT AND ECONOMIC WEALTH IS THE ONLY THING DETERMINING YOUR OPPRESSION!!"
Liberals: "ok uhh why dont we implement policies to give African Americans wealth directly then as to mitigate racism"
Commies: "USELESS NEOLIBERAL!!"
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-03-09
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-03-09
It wouldn't accomplish shit.
1 Named_NPC1 2019-03-09
Giving people wealth as a handout literally never works out. We already have the lottery and just about everybody that wins ends up as bad or worse off than before.
1 whiskeyhammer1990 2019-03-09
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FRZN7IzvCVs 🎥 Chappelle's Show - Reparations 2003 Follow-Up - YouTube
Never gets old when this argument comes up.
1 193208123908 2019-03-09
So what you're saying is that both black and white ethno-nationalists will rise up together to smash neo-liberalism and usher in a new society (bottom text)?
1 Medibee 2019-03-09
The only way to solve racism is to pull a José Gaspar Rodríguez de Francia and force race mixing.
1 2Poop2Babiez 2019-03-09
This but unironically
1 Megazor 2019-03-09
Article Written by (((David Brooks))).
Every fucking time....
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-03-09
I support reparations but only one payment per family and only to actual descendants of the 290k slaves that came to the US. One time payment to finally destroy the black victimhood narrative? Worth it, should've done it a long time ago.
1 soupvsjonez 2019-03-09
Prove it.
1 ottawabrandonwright 2019-03-09
Lmao david brooks
1 Ruyond 2019-03-09
/r/politics thread is pretty funny:
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-03-09
1 Medibee 2019-03-09
Imagine the drama if the government gives every black person a cool grand and then declares racism to be solved forever.
1 Party_Independence 2019-03-09
I only support reparations if it strips blacks of citizenship and sends them to Liberia
1 stereomono1 2019-03-09
it's the only way to make sure that it's a one time payment.
1 whiskeyhammer1990 2019-03-09
Not without a bag of crack, I won't.
1 marky_markyy_mark 2019-03-09
Give blacks reparations
They spend if all
Back to square 1