Drama with homemade Naan bread.
80 2019-03-09 by Wheretheflowersgrow
I've followed the instructions of dozens of recipes, and I still can't get my naan to be chewy like my favorite Indian restaurants.
Please help a non street shitter.
80 2019-03-09 by Wheretheflowersgrow
I've followed the instructions of dozens of recipes, and I still can't get my naan to be chewy like my favorite Indian restaurants.
Please help a non street shitter.
73 comments
1 DachauOvenRepair 2019-03-09
stop trying to cook indian food and join the asian food master race. buy the nice expensive short sticky rice, or steal it like I did, get some chicken thighs, soy sauce, brown sugar and all of that, make the teriyaki chicken from sarku japan. I've had "authentic" japanese-american teriyaki chicken from a dozen places and none of it I liked as much as the mall shit
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
I'm not the biggest fan of most East Asian food, and I especially don't like teriyaki anything.
I just want to be self sufficient in homemade naan bread.
1 Carr10nComf0rt 2019-03-09
Step 1. Buy tortillas.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
Ugh, I didnt think I'd get trolled like this.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-03-09
my dude
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
ask my mom
also, it’s not really worth making your own naan, just get it frozen from your local brown store
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
There's so many "Brown stores" in my city, and I learn how it feels to be a minority ever time, also frozen naan just isn't the same.
Fuck it they aren't even expensive, it's just embarrassing to order 6 garlic naan, and 6 serves of onion bhaji. But I make my own ratia thank you very much.
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
honestly dude roti is 10x better than naan and super easy to make, so you should just do that
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
And less calories in roti
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
Tell me how.
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
Get some atta, sift it with some salt, add a bit of oil, then add lukewarm water, knead it together, then let it rest for a bit.
Letting it rest means soft roti, if you don’t want that just get to the next step right away
Get to kneading, divide your dough into some balls, roll em out on some more atta, then throw it onto a hot pan and cook it. Add some butter or coconut oil to tour roti too
My mom taught me how to do this so I just do it by feel, if you want a more exact recipe I’m sure the internet will help you out here
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
I'll give it a go. Thanks.
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
make sure you use atta and not some other flor for the real roti experience
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
Cheers. I will.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
Roti is much much easier than naan and not as fattening as well.
OTOH, not as tasty either but put some ghee on it and you're good to go.
And BTW, that guy gave you the recipe of poori/paratha, not roti. Roti doesn't use oil.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
That's poori, not roti. Roti doesn't use oil.
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
No, we’re not cooking with oil, you’re just adding a bit of oil to the atta.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
Are you South Indian by any chance?
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
paki
my moms side is from kashmir and my dad’s is from Karachi and Kolkata so it’s quite a blend
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
Man, I have never seen any Pakistani use coconut oil in food. That's reserved for South Indians only, lol.
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
Can’t say I have experience or knowledge with cooking besides what my family has taught me so I first time hearing about this for me lol
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
Sahi hai. Koi gal nahi ji.
1 double-happiness 2019-03-09
Alternatively you could do Chapatis, they are really easy. https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/3095674/chapatis
The Asians where I used to live make a hoop with a handle out of wire (an old metal coat hanger does the job), and then they use that to actually finish it off directly over the flame. That makes it puff up like a football. http://abcdsofcooking.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/-5d_s5Fr-TgY/TcRf_BPGbaI/AAAAAAAABys/2qOuJXHZsF8/s1600/roti%2B9.jpg
1 ExilesReturn 2019-03-09
Smh
Virgin roti vs. Chad naan.
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
It seems we are at an impasse
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
Actually, if you have any good South Asian restaurants around you, you can buy a bunch of naan from them for cheap.
Alternatively if you have any relation with people who work at/own one of these restaurants, or you help them/work with them, you’ll probably get some naan out of it too. Works for my cousins.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
Then cook them How?
I don't want recipes from my fucking uber.
Nah thanks, I'll build the courage to ask.
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
Usually if they do catering, then it’s probably guaranteed they’ll sell you a bunch of naan
You’re not cooking em, they’ve already made the naan
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
I dont want a bunch of second hand naan thats politics talked and spat all over it.
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
Lmao that’s true
Well I’d say make your own or just get adopted by a brown family then
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
Stop saying 'brown restaurants" you sound like a cunt.
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
I don’t care
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
What does "brown restaurant " mean?
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
restaurant owned by brown people, that serves brown people food
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
New Americans are fucking strange.
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
what’s a new American
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
Brown people?
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
What the fuck is that?
1 ardasyenden 2019-03-09
South Asians
1 peekvid 2019-03-09
you replied to your own comment...... its no wonder you cant even make fucking naan
1 LadyVetinari 2019-03-09
Order/make peshwari! Objectively the best kind especially with spicy spicy food 🤤
Good luck post results and recipe
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-03-09
I know some of these words
1 FTFallen 2019-03-09
You gotta make that shit with your feet. Put it on a stone over and step on it.
1 thisishardcore_ 2019-03-09
I tried the same thing with Arab/Lebanese flatbreads and they ended up being terrible.
Basically the problem is that you're a mayo. Quit while you're ahead and go make some mashed potato instead.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
I will not be shamed out of loving bangers and mash with onion gravy.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
r/IndianFood
Just search "naan" in the sidebar and you'll see a lot of homemade recipes.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
Thanks.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
Thanks. Subscribed
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
You better post your naan pics there, mate.
1 Arbys_Official 2019-03-09
Are you measuring dry ingredients with weight or volume? If you're using volume I highly recommend picking up a kitchen scale and using weight instead as volume can be very imprecise. Baking is a pretty exact science so you want to be as precise as possible.
1 redmugofcoffee 2019-03-09
it's never going to be as good as it is from a restaurant unfortunately. growing up we would usually get naan from a restaurant and make the rest of the food at home. some of my family members used to make god-tier naan at home and I could never quite figure out how.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
This is what I do, I can make everything but the naan, but whatever, I'm gonna build an oven.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-09
Is naan some british slang for banana bread or something? That shit's easy to make bro
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-09
It's a type of flatbread, common in SE Asia.
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-09
Nobody I know makes naan themselves and I'm in Pakistan. Just get it from a shop lol.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
But I take pride in making it all, and they're $2.95 each.
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-09
You're really getting ripped off lol.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
Garlic naan are $3.95.
1 heavenlytoaster 2019-03-09
That sounds like a restaurant not a shop
1 PaterPoempel 2019-03-09
you need a tandoor. Just build one in your kitchen.
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-03-09
Use unleavened bread, goyim
1 lua_x_ia 2019-03-09
just do what all the other mayos do and do whatever kenji says:
https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/08/grilled-naan-recipe.html
1 drusful 2019-03-09
If the problem is it's not chewy enough, i have a strong suspicion you need to leave the dough tightly wrapped in the fridge for a couple days to let the gluten develop. Same reason pizza dough has that chewie texture when it's from a good reastaurant.
1 SwiftOnSobriety 2019-03-09
Whitebread literally incapable of making white bread.
1 RonPaulsDragRace 2019-03-09
2 cups self rising flour
3 tbsp olive oil
3/4 cup of warm water
Mix until a wet dough is formed, adding flour until no longer sticky. Let rest for 15 min, then divide and roll out until thin. Bake on stone in oven at 500F for about 10-12min.
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-03-09
I have never tried making it but I agree that frozen ends up like shit. Maybe you need a wood oven? I don't know and I am too lazy to google.
1 peekvid 2019-03-09
hey dumbass just buy it prepackaged from the local indian store
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
Why would I do that when I could just buy it fresh from a restaurant?
1 peekvid 2019-03-09
because the store bought ones have preservatives so you can keep it for longer
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
preservatives give you autism
1 peekvid 2019-03-09
you're giving me autism
1 Crumps_brother 2019-03-09
Naan MEANS bread you fucking mayo. Stick to your own foods.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-09
Nah I'm gonna continue to appropriate your delicious culture thank you very much.