You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?
Thank you, I am glad you consider it intersting, but rest assured, it's not original at all. It's something anyone who has studied psychology, sociology, or simply spends enough time analysing huamns can easily realize: discrimination and hate is most commonly fueled out of an individual lack of self-steem, and an inferiority complex. Some, when found in a situation of inferiority, will fight tooth and nail to improve their situation: "They are above me, so I will climb to their level". Others, decide to take everyone down with them "They are above me, so I will bring them down, so I no longer feel inferior". The problem is, when someone suffers from the most extreme forms of inferiority, then this will never been enough: He will humilliate, denigrate, and torture, and never feel he has lowered others to his level. he won't stop untill he has exterminated anything that makes him feel inferior. But his inferiority is something that comes from within him, so it will never stop: he will keep killing, slaughtering, untill there are no humans left.
From the catholic church, to Nazism. From European Imperialism to the modern Republican Party, this is a pattern that repeats itself endlessly.
Jeb?! Of course, ... someone from an Establishment American Dynasty completely slipped my mind and is not in my "three" mentioned above.
.
Speaking of American Dynasties, I really want Ivanka and her beautiful daughter to form the Matriarchy Lineage the Liberals so desire! For as long as I can afford HD TV, I want a pretty Matriarch to dominate me.
Jeb?! Of course, ... someone from an Establishment American Dynasty completely slipped my mind and is not in my "three" mentioned above.
Speaking of American Dynasties, I really want Ivanka and her beautiful daughter to form the Matriarchy Lineage the Liberals so desire! For as long as I can still afford HD TV, I want a pretty Matriarch to dominate me.
Three? I guess it's not outside the realms of possibility. Here's what I'd pick from most to least likely: Alien invasion, successful deep state coup or Kanye West makes a wildly succesful third party called the Blaxitycraticans.
Let's be real, his unironic fans are dumb as fuck. Even with the water guy, I'm willing to bet there's a decent percentage of them who still wouldn't get it. They share it on FB, forward it by email (or whatever boomers are using nowadays), just because they see some buzzwords and want to be in on the joke.
I love how mueller is attacked for simply doing his job. Regardless of your opinions on the Russia thing the United States having the ability to investigate it's politicians is pretty important
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-09
You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?
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1 le_epic_xd 2019-03-09
Why is magnus daddy slowly killing a random drifter along logo man and suit man?
1 Ghdust2 2019-03-09
You’re trying to apply logic to a Garrison comic
1 Madaruto 2019-03-09
Because Benny started watching Jojo last week
1 teamsprocket 2019-03-09
The sun is owning soyboy soyfarmers for their phytoestrogen sins.
1 SlickShadyyy 2019-03-09
Because it's funny dumbass
1 King_Drumpf 2019-03-09
Daddy is a confirmed sun god.
1 AlternateProblems 2019-03-09
How can you even tell the sun is Daddy?
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
For thousands of years now ...
Sun is Father,
Moon is Mother.
1 QuoViritas 2019-03-09
I watched Daddy fuck mommy for a few minutes couple years ago in Oregon. It was awesome.
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
I like when Mommy is on top.
1 DonnyBravoKingofEire 2019-03-09
If only Hillary could be so grossly incandescent
1 fentanyl_peyotl 2019-03-09
Daddy's roots extend here, into a luminous, impossible space. You breath gold. You think light.
Daddy's Fingers
MAGA-fates crawl on your skin. Daddy is sick. His hatred threads you veins. Mueller will die. The investigation will end.
1 verystableretard 2019-03-09
Bask in his orange munificence
1 AnalogDogg 2019-03-09
When he stares directly at it, he's just gaining power.
1 Plexipus 2019-03-09
No wonder he believes that every being is born with a finite amount of energy and that when it runs out you die
1 ksatriamelayu 2019-03-09
A literal star
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-03-09
Imagine still supporting the Orange man
1 Matues49 2019-03-09
Imagine still using 'Orange man bad' memes
1 allendrio 2019-03-09
its DDF's only real response to any criticism or bad news other than bringing up Hillary, you cant take it away.
1 BriefSquirt 2019-03-09
Npc
1 allendrio 2019-03-09
thats part of the orange mad bad meme so it doesnt count.
1 sudevsen 2019-03-09
He IS orange tho, stop being racist towards the tan clan.
1 xlhat 2019-03-09
Yikes, racist cartoon. Daddy's face is reminiscent of those old Jim Crow era cartoons.
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-03-09
What did he mean by this? 🤔
1 downwardspiral333 2019-03-09
well cacti have water in them so maybe hes trying to say the libturds need to suck daddys micro peen
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-09
This but unironically
1 TreLoon 2019-03-09
Thank you, I am glad you consider it intersting, but rest assured, it's not original at all. It's something anyone who has studied psychology, sociology, or simply spends enough time analysing huamns can easily realize: discrimination and hate is most commonly fueled out of an individual lack of self-steem, and an inferiority complex. Some, when found in a situation of inferiority, will fight tooth and nail to improve their situation: "They are above me, so I will climb to their level". Others, decide to take everyone down with them "They are above me, so I will bring them down, so I no longer feel inferior". The problem is, when someone suffers from the most extreme forms of inferiority, then this will never been enough: He will humilliate, denigrate, and torture, and never feel he has lowered others to his level. he won't stop untill he has exterminated anything that makes him feel inferior. But his inferiority is something that comes from within him, so it will never stop: he will keep killing, slaughtering, untill there are no humans left. From the catholic church, to Nazism. From European Imperialism to the modern Republican Party, this is a pattern that repeats itself endlessly.
1 LongPostBot 2019-03-09
Have you owned the libs yet?
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1 StezzerLolz 2019-03-09
This is bullshit - you're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of no longer adding anything useful to the discussion.
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-09
But have you?
1 Stupid-Sexy-Servitor 2019-03-09
That it's an ideology that doesn't require much sustenance (i.e thought) to flourish.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-03-09
Cactus ---> Mexico
Cactuses make america great again ---> mexicans make america great again ---> zyklon ben is pro-immigration
1 sudevsen 2019-03-09
Cactus is prickly
MAGA is pricks
1 DefectiveDelfin 2019-03-09
To fully embrace MAGA ideology is to mindlessly hurt oneself?
1 preserved_fish 2019-03-09
I feel like there should be a wall somewhere in this border picture.
1 minority360 2019-03-09
It's over for impeachmentcels
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
After the reelection, the impeachmentcels will scream again.
1 Ghdust2 2019-03-09
Imagine thinking daddy is gonna be re-elected 😂😂
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
I am less and less "thinking" this. I can "think" of three possible scenarios where Daddy loses.
But enlighten me, who will win? You seem to think more correctly than I?
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-09
Jeb
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
Jeb?! Of course, ... someone from an Establishment American Dynasty completely slipped my mind and is not in my "three" mentioned above.
.
Speaking of American Dynasties, I really want Ivanka and her beautiful daughter to form the Matriarchy Lineage the Liberals so desire! For as long as I can afford HD TV, I want a pretty Matriarch to dominate me.
1 Ghdust2 2019-03-09
Why do magatards talk like this
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
We love beautiful women and hat fuglies.
1 elksandturkeys 2019-03-09
*minors
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
ageism
1 Psyman2 2019-03-09
Out! Out! Out!
1 byobombs 2019-03-09
The Moon God
1 Chapocel 2019-03-09
Plz clap
1 Ghdust2 2019-03-09
Holy shit i’ve found an unironic Ben Garrison fan in the wild 😂😂
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
Change my Mind:
Who will win?
1 SlickShadyyy 2019-03-09
Imagine whiffing basic English syntax Crowder could handle
Also this guy definitely knows who will win the election btw
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
btw, I am not convinced.
1 jamesangleton 2019-03-09
Fick off, this is drama not the Donald.
Libs and reps can’t help but spurg out w/ there political bs.
This is a place for radical centrism mong not to shill for 1 candidate or another.
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
Oh?! So a sub for a bunch of Losers?!
If you have no candidate, then you automatically lose, amirite?
1 SkipperPauline 2019-03-09
Our candidate is stupidity, and they always win.
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
They are even getting "better" and "better".
1 SkipperPauline 2019-03-09
Oh yes. Left or right, it matters not, the foolish will sperg out and we will avoid the crushing loneliness of addiction by mocking them.
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
I like this attitude.
1 grungebot5000 2019-03-09
probably whoever wins the primary
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
Posts like this one bring back memories of 2016.
1 grungebot5000 2019-03-09
yeah, literally anybody except Hillary. that’s what we’ve been saying since 2015
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
You might be proven right. But I will be devastated should Orange Man lose. He has been such a reliable source of entertainment for me.
1 grungebot5000 2019-03-09
I wouldn’t be too worried, it’s not like losing will make him go away. It’ll just make him angrier
1 lua_x_ia 2019-03-09
The governor of Colorado honestly, he’s so boring you can’t attack him
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
Challenge accepted.
So boring, ... he changed his name to try to hide is oh-so-boring past.
1 serialflamingo 2019-03-09
The Sadiq Khan balloon.
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
In International Affairs,
most any Uncle Sam can win.
1 nanonan 2019-03-09
Three? I guess it's not outside the realms of possibility. Here's what I'd pick from most to least likely: Alien invasion, successful deep state coup or Kanye West makes a wildly succesful third party called the Blaxitycraticans.
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
It wonT be no invasion as many will cheer their arrival.
Change this one to magnetic-pole flip with alien saviours and we can agree.
And for me to think all this time that the deep-state coups were already successful, but you are wiser than I.
Now you have a candidate! One of my three was Michelle stepping in to save the Dems. Any Dem "Saviour" can beat the Trump.
1 sudevsen 2019-03-09
Steve Bannon with the surprise Dem ticket for the ultimate rematch.
1 TheSomaCruz 2019-03-09
I will win. When I become president, I will make capeshit illegal.
1 accreditedEditor 2019-03-09
Why wait? How about you, Soma Cruz, claim their souls now?
1 PM_ME_YA_TATTAS 2019-03-09
I like how one of them is saying "water" as if Ben's readers woudn't know what the Mueller and media are doing
1 HumongousGentleman 2019-03-09
Let's be real, his unironic fans are dumb as fuck. Even with the water guy, I'm willing to bet there's a decent percentage of them who still wouldn't get it. They share it on FB, forward it by email (or whatever boomers are using nowadays), just because they see some buzzwords and want to be in on the joke.
1 jamesangleton 2019-03-09
/< killing an innocent man
Literally the only good prt about this.
Mayocide when?
1 Snowayne2 2019-03-09
Isn't the implication that daddy is killing an innocent man? 😲
1 Zozbot 2019-03-09
zoz
1 Zozbot 2019-03-09
zle
1 Zozbot 2019-03-09
zozzle
1 BriefSquirt 2019-03-09
Inshallah
1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-09
The sun can’t help but shine
1 NakedCallWriter 2019-03-09
Wehrmacht niggas be like
BLITZKRIEG NOISES
1 BriefSquirt 2019-03-09
Grun ist unser fallschirm
1 TheChtaptiskFithp 2019-03-09
Out of all the German songs actually used in WWII they use a Bundeswher song.
1 BriefSquirt 2019-03-09
good song though
1 heretobefriends 2019-03-09
Lmao, that skull said "ha ha".
1 FunkyFreshMeme 2019-03-09
I dont get it
1 Chapocel 2019-03-09
Ha ha
1 Ranilen 2019-03-09
Bold comic to publish days after someone was sentenced to 4 years in prison.
1 xlhat 2019-03-09
Out in 2 for good behaviour.
Also, most likely camp fed.
1 TippyWasTaken 2019-03-09
For a piece of shit beaurocrat, it's basically worse than shawshank
1 xlhat 2019-03-09
I wish but I don't think so.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-09
I recently learned that the area im originally from used to worship a sun god, so i can relate with ben on this one.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-09
Praise Zun
1 parduscat 2019-03-09
That's literally everywhere on Earth at one point. Or you mean your town had a 1970s cult?
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-09
Yea sun gods were quite popular but this one was more of a cult. The city derived its name from the deity too.
1 MG87 2019-03-09
Was this deity Taylor Swift?
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-09
He said sun god not snake god
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-09
🐍 http://i.imgur.com/lMmUMrn.gifv 🐍
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-03-09
That's hot
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-03-09
Are you a P*rsian?
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-09
Ewwwwwww no
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
Pakistani?
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-09
Nope. But the sun god thing was popular like everywhere so I'm sure they worshipped one too
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
Just name the place already, lol. We know you don't live there.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-09
I won't say UwU
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-03-09
Paki confirmed!
1 ShakraDevendra 2019-03-09
He's Syrian
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2019-03-09
Why is this stickied. I come here to get away from the normie shit.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-09
R drama is the new normie
1 AFGANG 2019-03-09
Peru?
1 Chicup 2019-03-09
/u/Ghdust2 just admit you are actually Ben Garrison
1 automatic_cluck 2019-03-09
🍑👌 🍑👌 🍑👌
1 Strictlybutters 2019-03-09
REEEEmixed https://i.imgur.com/sr9uxnE.jpg
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-09
kek
1 SlickShadyyy 2019-03-09
PRAISE MAGACTUS
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2019-03-09
I love how mueller is attacked for simply doing his job. Regardless of your opinions on the Russia thing the United States having the ability to investigate it's politicians is pretty important
1 MG87 2019-03-09
FUCK YOU TRUMP IS ABOVE THE LAW
/S
1 sudevsen 2019-03-09
Even if its a which hunt, we can.all agree that the hunting witches is an important national duty.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2019-03-09
I mean more in the sense that if someone in his position is tasked with investigating something it's their job and duty to do so.
1 Birhurturra 2019-03-09
Bens drawings remind me if my fever dreams I had when I got really sick a few years ago
1 dangp777 2019-03-09
This cartoon is supposed to be pro-Trump?
He looks evil as fuck.
1 Mrtheliger 2019-03-09
Atmosphereeee
1 babybopp 2019-03-09
Why the fuck is this dude posted here daily?
1 Bhazor 2019-03-09
Ah yes Trump turning the world into an arid uninhabitable wasteland.