You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
The hardest days, though, were when we’d get attacked by another online community. The tactic is called “astroturfing,” and usually a community like Reddit or 4chan, or the neo-Nazi message board Stormfront, would flood our comment sections with gore, pornography, and hate speech
Yes, I actually checked it out once to see what all the fuss was about and not only does it look like it's from the mid 90s, they say right there on their homepage the average around 30,000 hits a month.
Who would win? The largest forum in the world or a few hundred Boomers on dial up?
This moron can't Google the word astroturf to find out what it actually means? How the fuck did he even find that word when the much more obvious "raid" is actually correct? How fucking stupid do you have to be to get hired by buzzfeed?
A 20-Year-Old Is Helping John McAfee's 2020 Campaign Team By Teaching Him How To Shitpost About Anime
Someone Drew Bowser From "Mario" As A Sexy Girl And Now Everyone's Horny For Bowser
People Are Obsessed With This Guy Who Volunteers And Naps With The Cats At His Local Shelter
Everyone Is Losing Their Minds Over This Hermione Cosplayer Slaying It On The Dance Floor
I know it's horribly illegal and immoral, but Daddy should send the National Guard into every major news agency in America and declare a national emergency
Look, I'm fucking done with the demonizing of Reddit moderators. It's not funny, it's not clever: it's sick.
These people work day in, day out--and for what? You think it's easy being a moderator? Dealing with the riffraff's shit every hour of every day? You think that's fun? You think that's something just anyone can do?
And it never ends. You people just can't behave! These people don't take vacation; they don't get recognition, honors, or awards; they don't get a mere thank you; is this the kind of person who deserves disparagement, ridicule, and even targeted bullying???
One day--just one day--in which Redditors can stop acting like incels and try putting into the world a nonpositive amount of misogyny, racism, transphobia, ableism, heightism, specisism, lookism, or otherkinism would just be _fan_fuckingtastic--but I know it's never gonna happen!
And why? Because y'all can't behave.
So next time you think about calling someone sweaty, or unemployed, or even (and especially!) unloved, I want you to take a look at yourself, you fucking Redditor, cos you wouldn't be here right now if it weren't for a moderator. And you know what? You think the government's keeping these people healthy and fed? Nope! And no matter what, they do their job.
tl;dr: People that sell their children on the internet are now tasked with the apparently immense burden of "moderating" the comment sections of their own social media platform.
Only a whiny do-nothing piece of shit "journalist" millennial asshole would think this is "news" and not something a responsible adult should have done in the first place.
This is like talking about getting a prostate fingering: People understand it, don't necessarily disagree with it, but you sound retarded talking about it in public.
This is the kind of shit your dumb ass writes when you have gone your entire worthless fucking life without missing a meal or having the power go out for more than an hour.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-03-10
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-10
You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
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1 ottawabrandonwright 2019-03-10
WHY HAS RUSSIA MADE US DISTRUSTFUL OF OUR JOURNALISTS?!
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-10
is this peak undeserved self-importance or peak coastal city dwelling millenial myopia?
1 ShakraDevendra 2019-03-10
The former is caused by the latter
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1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2019-03-10
1 AlrightGinger 2019-03-10
now THIS
THIS is a good use of your account
1 Prysorra2 2019-03-10
Read the article. Was definitely 100x times more reasonable than it deserves to be.
Also holy FUCK I was there for that 4chan janitor AMA. Jesus christ where did the time go?
1 nmx179 2019-03-10
The fact that it wasn't quite as stupid as its clickbait headline doesn't mean you're not a fucking idiot.
1 Prysorra2 2019-03-10
Well, I am on /r/Drama :(
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-03-10
You've been having one of the easiest weeks ever, haven't ya.
1 ForgotOld 2019-03-10
Mods are retarded
1 4mags1 2019-03-10
the funniest part here is how they still believe in the stormfront boogeyman like it's 2013.
1 ForgotOld 2019-03-10
The funniest part is Facebook paying Indians to mod it
1 4enthusiastia 2019-03-10
I mean, who else would be better for a job where shit is constantly flung at you.
1 Van-Diemen 2019-03-10
Yes, I actually checked it out once to see what all the fuss was about and not only does it look like it's from the mid 90s, they say right there on their homepage the average around 30,000 hits a month.
Who would win? The largest forum in the world or a few hundred Boomers on dial up?
1 iammrpositive 2019-03-10
They mean well... the ones I know, anyway.
1 ____________13 2019-03-10
It's like "trolling", every negative word with a narrow definition just ends up meaning "people doing something I dislike"
1 337850ss6 2019-03-10
Like blumpie?
1 Quietus42 2019-03-10
Da fuck's a blumpie?
1 337850ss6 2019-03-10
http://lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=Blumpie
1 Quietus42 2019-03-10
I'm pretty lazy so thanks for googling that for me.
1 agenderphobe 2019-03-10
Says the incel.
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-10
Why do they talk like online arguments are basically irl battles?
1 dramasexual 2019-03-10
This moron can't Google the word astroturf to find out what it actually means? How the fuck did he even find that word when the much more obvious "raid" is actually correct? How fucking stupid do you have to be to get hired by buzzfeed?
1 cheers_grills 2019-03-10
He propably does it for free too.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-10
If I ever get like this, I'll need a lift to the glue factory.
1 Coonass_alt 2019-03-10
wtf are jews horses or something?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-03-10
No I just wanna go huff glue right from the source
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-03-10
Based.
1 JustLions 2019-03-10
Jews and not paying retail, name a more iconic duo.
1 SJCards 2019-03-10
Goyim and being suckers?
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-03-10
No, they're vampires and horses have a lot of blood.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-03-10
Just dont ever turn into lawlz or trappy
1 ineed750bucks 2019-03-10
Mhm, feminine jewcock. Stickied feminine jewcock.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-03-10
https://www.buzzfeed.com/obviouslynotajournalist/all-mods-need-a-trip-to-the-glue-factory-b15632uh4j
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-03-10
Other stories by this "author":
A 20-Year-Old Is Helping John McAfee's 2020 Campaign Team By Teaching Him How To Shitpost About Anime
Someone Drew Bowser From "Mario" As A Sexy Girl And Now Everyone's Horny For Bowser
People Are Obsessed With This Guy Who Volunteers And Naps With The Cats At His Local Shelter
Everyone Is Losing Their Minds Over This Hermione Cosplayer Slaying It On The Dance Floor
I know it's horribly illegal and immoral, but Daddy should send the National Guard into every major news agency in America and declare a national emergency
1 furrthur 2019-03-10
This "journalist" is apparently still employed by buzzfeed, which means the Future Coders of America were even less qualified
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-03-10
Look, I'm fucking done with the demonizing of Reddit moderators. It's not funny, it's not clever: it's sick.
These people work day in, day out--and for what? You think it's easy being a moderator? Dealing with the riffraff's shit every hour of every day? You think that's fun? You think that's something just anyone can do?
And it never ends. You people just can't behave! These people don't take vacation; they don't get recognition, honors, or awards; they don't get a mere thank you; is this the kind of person who deserves disparagement, ridicule, and even targeted bullying???
One day--just one day--in which Redditors can stop acting like incels and try putting into the world a nonpositive amount of misogyny, racism, transphobia, ableism, heightism, specisism, lookism, or otherkinism would just be _fan_fuckingtastic--but I know it's never gonna happen!
And why? Because y'all can't behave.
So next time you think about calling someone sweaty, or unemployed, or even (and especially!) unloved, I want you to take a look at yourself, you fucking Redditor, cos you wouldn't be here right now if it weren't for a moderator. And you know what? You think the government's keeping these people healthy and fed? Nope! And no matter what, they do their job.
And they do it for free.
1 LongPostBot 2019-03-10
I don't know what you said, because I've seen another human naked.
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1 Quietus42 2019-03-10
This but oppositely.
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-03-10
Cums in Gallowboob
1 Quietus42 2019-03-10
You should see a doctor for that.
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-03-10
tl;dr: People that sell their children on the internet are now tasked with the apparently immense burden of "moderating" the comment sections of their own social media platform.
Only a whiny do-nothing piece of shit "journalist" millennial asshole would think this is "news" and not something a responsible adult should have done in the first place.
1 rnjbond 2019-03-10
I feel dumber for having read this.
1 InitialShine 2019-03-10
I thought moms were the most important job in the world.
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-03-10
They're internet moms making y'all behave.
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-10
Thread locked, y'all. SMH my head.
1 DistortedLines 2019-03-10
please consider this the next time you type "he does it for free"
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-03-10
cope
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-10
💐💜 https://i.imgur.com/qSBGPTH.gifv 💜💐
1 SuperElf 2019-03-10
1 donaldslittleduck 2019-03-10
Is this you hinting for a raise?
1 TemujinsTrousersnake 2019-03-10
occupation sans remuneration
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-03-10
This is like talking about getting a prostate fingering: People understand it, don't necessarily disagree with it, but you sound retarded talking about it in public.
1 nmx179 2019-03-10
This is the kind of shit your dumb ass writes when you have gone your entire worthless fucking life without missing a meal or having the power go out for more than an hour.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-03-10
Ok, that's it. Personal attacks are NOT OK. I'm locking this thread now because Y'ALL CAN'T BEHAVE.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2019-03-10
As mod of /r/familyman, I agree
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-03-10
Moderators deleting comments is bad for drama. Getting rid of comments is bad for drama. I hate this.
1 Andlat_Vard 2019-03-10
Comments being deleted leads to ungodly whining and spergouts, which is exactly what dramacoin really needs
1 grungebot5000 2019-03-10
i KNEW it