R/Twox user shares painful story of dating mayo incel that refused to have sex with her

100  2019-03-10 by wanderingwalruses

22 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-03-10

whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.

imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.

i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.

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1  matt123hihat 2019-03-10

What the absolute fuck

I thought a person had typed this before I got to the bottom.

1  ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-03-10

implying Snappy isn’t a person

1  xXEpicGamer69Xx 2019-03-10

not knowing all the snappy quotes by heart

1  Matues49 2019-03-10

https://i.imgur.com/k4m9WAm.gif

1  ziaf22 2019-03-10

s e n t i e n t

1  bussysmalls 2019-03-10

Thanks for the copypasta. But here’s a tip - next time you make up fake bullshit, it’ll see more legitimate if it doesn’t tick every trope in the box. I can’t imagine being so pathetic as to write up this cringeworthy story, for what? Attention, fake internet points and the reinforcement of a politically charged “good guys vs bad guys” narrative so the bottom barrel simpletons on reddit can lap it up.

W O K E

1  Coonass_alt 2019-03-10

imagine being so terrible an incel won't fuck you

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-10

So just imagine being a twox poster?

1  munstersthompson 2019-03-10

that’s easy, just choose to identify as a person with two x chromosomes regardless of reality.

1  kyzabro 2019-03-10

Double or nothing - not even the fantasy incel will fuck her

1  trilateral1 2019-03-10

you haven't thought of the smell

1  Anagalmeshshu 2019-03-10

Jesus, she's more wordy than Proust and Tolstoy combined

1  Mr_Sick_666 2019-03-10

Tl;dr

1  JennyDied4This 2019-03-10

Apparently, he had never even masturbated until he was 26 years old.

Fakest part of this whole thing lol

1  SwordfshII 2019-03-10

Sooo isn't "incel," literally involuntary celibate? Based on the post He simply didn't want to have sex...so it was completely voluntary...

1  ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-03-10

Yes, the correct term is volcel.

1  masochist-kisses 2019-03-10

I swear autocorrect is ruining this generation. Kids like you dont even know how to spell faggot properly. Smh

1  loli_esports 2019-03-10

He a monk

1  Captainbuttman 2019-03-10

All those deleted comments 😍

1  trilateral1 2019-03-10

"Dear TwoX, I never thought it would happen to me..."

1  Non_Pirater1879 2019-03-10

That wall of text put me to sleep jesus christ