DRAMA MOD EJACULATES IN FEMALE, FORGETS TO USE CONTRACEPTIVE

116  2019-03-10 by jko831

92 comments

I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

Snapshots:

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  2. /u/basicallyadoctor - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is*

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Basically a Chad

Might be the first reddit mod to not be a raging homo, nice.

It's too early to jump to conclusions.

I think it was trussy (๐Ÿคฎ)

trussy

Improvement over gussy tbh

theres literally nothing gayer than getting a woman pregnant

A woman getting you pregnant.

-Buzzfeednews

Grats doc and snally

How will snallyhubby react when he finds out.

tfw your pp makes a bby

feels weird man

Eww gussy ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ™…

Imagine caring about the personal life of any redditor.

Imagine caring about life in general

At least I get laid

had sex. dont care.

Congrats!

basically a liar

As basically a doctor, you're qualified to perform the abortion, right?

The kid aborts itself when it realizes who is the father

A moderator. A Reddit moderator. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ป

Not only a /r/4chan moderator, but also an emojiposter.

Stop, stop, he's already dead.

Basically an abortion.

Yeah but itโ€™s a woman. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

Gussy

Good man think of your dignity and self-respect. Being ู†ุฌุงุณุฉโ€Ž is not the way brotha. I i insist you perform โ€ุตู„ุงุฉโ€Ž regularly.

Remember "In it there are men who love to observe purity and Allah loves those who maintain purity"

Gandalf: "A mod is never laid."

> gussy

Congrats!

How soon until you delete your account? The last time a Dramanaut (RIP rationalhuckleberry) got a foid preggerz he left reddit shortly after.

I'd rather die a virgin than touch a foid

A worthy sentiment, but it gives the unfortunate impression that you have a choice.

More fool you, I got kids without even having to have sex.

Did you manage not crying this time?

Congratulations bud, are you gonna deliver it yourself since you're basically a doctor?

legit push her down the stairs

Pics or it didnโ€™t happen

Abort that shit

Congrats!

However, he's riding a moped and would prefer for his friends not to see.

fake and gay

real and straight, sadly

๐Ÿ‘† tHiS ๐Ÿ‘†

p*ssy

Fag

reddit mod

heterosexual intercourse

RAPE RAPE RAPE

Do you suspect he is, dare I say, male feminist?

too fat for plan b?

As a degenerate BBW fetishist I'm extremely fucking concerned right now

Just double up and hide the pills in a cupcake.

/u/BasicallyADoctor got trapped by a crazy fatty ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

You're next

4 real doh? Some thicky stole your seed? Damn nigga

at this rate by 2020 I will have a whole harem of thicc preggo thots

We're routing for you

Your kids are gonna have diabeetus in the womb itself.

Your local Planned Parenthood is going to recognize you by face if you keep it up!

Straight up if I get two more abortions the next ones on the house. I have my punch card

What trimester does it develop defined facial features? I always assumed it looked like a fish until its journey down the birth canal where it gets its shape

A brap queen is the goal, bro. Don't listen to these people.

Did you actually do that?

Push her down the stairs.

Played himself

You didn't used to be fat. What happened?

At least there's a chance the baby will die crushed under all that fat. Would actually be a the mercy option if the dad is a r/drama mod.

As stupid as this is, it's not a lawlzpost, so it's not as bad.

Well, say goodbye to him for the next 18 years.

In the gash, it's baby slash.

In the butt, it's just a nut.

Mods are reproducing at an alarming rate. They need a culling

Are you perhaps suggesting an ethnic cleansing of r/drama?

yes

More fool you, I got kids without even having to have sex.

in 20 years your kid will probably be a drama regular. really makes ui think about that.

Did she know you're a mod? Because if not I think that might be rape.

Don't you have to disclose you're a mod or it's rape by deception

A least she didn't have a dick.

Mazal tov!

Mod circle jerking in /r/drama what a shocking and unprecedented occurrence!

Just going to leave the comment here. He you will never ban be annoys

Reddit mod

has sex

Yea ok

You reproducing confirms that this world is a horrible nightmare

Proof

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

Hahaha, classic

DRAMA MOD EJACULATES haha nice IN FEMALE ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Drama Mod

Gussy

Way too early for April's Fools.