It's time for /r/drama to show our true power level and meme Andrew Yang into the white house.

231 2019-03-11 by IDFSHILL

Yang is the candidate we've been waiting for. His platform aligns perfectly with /r/drama.

He's Asian, which means he supports the mayocide.
He's likely open to government mandated girlfriends which could cure us of our recent incel infestation (some say I might have contributed to incels feeling welcome here, I disagree.)
He's gonna give us all 1 thousand dollars a month which would go a long way to curing neetdom. This is something all drama users should want.

Yang is perfect, which is why I've declared myself a yang boy and will be donating to his campaign. (I will get this money back via the UBI.)

83 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2019-03-11

I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

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1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-11

Yang would never ban lolis.

1 butwhydoesreddit 2019-03-11

Yep that’s a bandaid solution. Lolis need to be unbanned so we know whom to execute

1 73696D756C6174696F6E 2019-03-11

With a $1000 a month I could finally move out of my mom's basement, go live in a good neighborhood crackhouse and still have enough money to fuck a black crackwhore every day. #Yang2020

1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-11

Or you could join forces with 5-6 other NEETS and combine your UBI and get a nice house.

1 duckraul2 2019-03-11

government subsidized gaming houses

1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-11

Basically, yes.

1 UBIisLazy 2019-03-11

Sign me up you hook-nosed fuck

1 GeauxHouston22 2019-03-11

I read this a couple times and I think I gained back my virginity

1 SWIMsfriend 2019-03-11

Yeah.

1 SWIMsfriend 2019-03-11

Where the fuck you live where apartments are that cheap?

1 My_massive_dingaling 2019-03-11

Not New York

1 DO_NOT_PM_ME 2019-03-11

Let’s be honest here. That money would be quickly redistributed to the top 1% of twitch thots.

1 YAngGANG20200 2019-03-11

Lol Facts

1 duckraul2 2019-03-11

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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-11

Based Tay

1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-03-11

The issue is there is basically no way Yang, as an Asian male, will win the female vote.

A 1000 dollars is a 1000 dollars.

1 butwhydoesreddit 2019-03-11

If you call it “a 1000” you shouldn’t be allowed to vote

1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-03-11

I can absolutely assure you that foids can be bought. Or at least rented.

YangGang

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-03-11

This but with $1k

1 YAngGANG20200 2019-03-11

MAN WITH ALL THESE YANGBUCKS WE CAN TAX FORTNITE TOO LOL THEY MAKING MILLIONS

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-03-11

The wage gap will still apply. Foids get $750. The other $250 goes to the amount of money you spent to try and get them to touch peepee

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-11

I'm a dual citizen but haven't lived there since I was 4, would I still get it? I know I can vote, but still want the 1k.

1 IDFSHILL 2019-03-11

Fuck off, you live here if you want UBI.

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-11

What if I just pop in once a year to collect my 12k? That would easily cover the flights and fund a pretty decent holiday.

1 HardIsLife 2019-03-11

dual citizen

You mean traitor.

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-03-11

Woah woah woah, I may be a liar a pig a traitor, but I am not a pornstar.

1 HovarTM 2019-03-11

Mr. Schumer is that you?

1 Cho-Dai 2019-03-11

Yang is the mang with the plang.

1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-03-11

I've got a solution to the femoid problem, we simply remove the 19th amendment. Giving women the vote is directly responsible for the current clown world that is the current state of the west. We reinstall the patriarchy and we solve the girlfriend problem. Then we can be free to enjoy our 1000 yangbucks a month.

1 73696D756C6174696F6E 2019-03-11

You should install a real patriarchy: engineer the gender ratio to 0.7-0.6 men for every woman, so men will become the prime sexual selectors.

1 EdwardClay1983 2019-03-11

How do you intend to do that? Manufacture a war or culling the Male population to match the golden ratio. Why not aim for 0.5 or 0.3?

1 73696D756C6174696F6E 2019-03-11

The most ethical long-term solution would be to find a way to make fetuses more likely to be female. Some "they're turning the frogs female" shit.

It would be interesting to see which ratio would result in somewhat of an equality. My guess is about 0.8 and it would take maybe even a century of a consistently low sex ratio for society to fully transform its sociological nature. 0.5 sounds dangerously low.

1 EdwardClay1983 2019-03-11

0.5 would provide a decent gene pool and still allow for enough of a breeding population.

The sociological changes you are right would take a century to solidify but you would see major adjustments within the first three decades alone.

1 otherwiseyep 2019-03-11

we should make Mexico pay for it

1 throwaway_999912 2019-03-11

Mayos as a whole should be prohibited from voting

1 otherwiseyep 2019-03-11

which amandment gave mayos the vote

1 HardIsLife 2019-03-11

I don’t choose candidates by having the same skin color!! 😤😤 I’m choosing him because I want that $1000.

1 trappysaruh 2019-03-11

based

1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-03-11

I'm with you, fellow Asian. Gimme gimme gimme that free money

1 cheers_grills 2019-03-11

Unironically woke.

1 Named_NPC1 2019-03-11

You aren't asian

1 heavenlytoaster 2019-03-11

He's (((Asian)))

1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-03-11

this sub needs something left-leaning to rally around to restore the balance radical centrism. I'm in. Yang 2020.

1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-11

This but unironically. Too many Seriousposting MDEfugees.

1 Woolgun 2019-03-11

I'd like to nominate myself as Yang's policy guy. Here's my economic proposal as to how he'll pay for UBI:

higher taxes? that shit's for filthy eCONomists
MMT? Do I look like some uneducated DemocRAT?

This is how it's gonna work - America is a land of immigration, however it's time countries responsible for it start paying.

Britbongs, europoors, Africans, Asians, South Americans are all responsible for the state of the US and they should pay for what they did. UBI, M4A, free college, everything out of their pockets through tariffs and taxes in those respective countries.

YangGang2020

1 CPT_Clarnence 2019-03-11

It's been a while since anybody's seriously looted the continent of Africa, maybe we should make colonialism great again.

1 100percentdegenerate 2019-03-11

no no no we colonize europe, that way we couldnt be called racist and would perhaps even be praised by the media.

1 CPT_Clarnence 2019-03-11

My main concern is that might make it easier for filthy Yuropoors to infest our great nation with their faggotry.

We're still dealing with the Hibernian menace 100 years after they stopped their mass migration.

Only way it works is if we quarantine the colonies, you can go there but you can never come back.

1 100percentdegenerate 2019-03-11

how about instead of quarantining them we just whittle their population down and force the dregs onto reservations, whens the last time you saw a native american in britain?

1 OccasionallyClueless 2019-03-11

Colonizing (and razing) Europe and China is a valid economic strategy.

We want to make them resemble their post-WW2 selves so that America looks way better by comparison.

1 ExtremeMaduroFan 2019-03-11

Well the Chinese are well on their way fucking Africa up, so yang would be perfect to drain the last bits of money out

1 Laetans 2019-03-11

DUDE $1000 LMAO

1 Mamalgam 2019-03-11

The first problem I saw with Yang was that he's an awkward Asian guy. He neither has the charm of Obama nor the larger-than-life persona of Trump (also let's be real, being white is good for you if you run as a Republican). He actually outlined the problem in an interview; Asian Americans have been largely non-participant in US politics, the way the demographic is structured, and with the electoral college, no one gives a shit about the Asian vote. Asians are totally unfamiliar to most people in the US political landscape. I'm a fan of Yang but I don't see how he's gonna get the nomination. The identity politics are against him, and his flagship policy is also not uncontroversial. YANG 2028? Also holy shit I just serious-posted about politics in drama, end me

1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-03-11

I'm going to at least ask any non-Yang supporter if they're racist. It's up to them to prove they aren't.

1 plurpnslurp 2019-03-11

How do I prove I am good boi?

1 dongas420 2019-03-11

You actually can’t.

No one in their right mind would turn down a free $12,000 per year, would they? It’s safe to assume that anyone who would vote against their own interests like that must therefore be an irrationally hateful bigot, including you, you racist.

1 solastsummer 2019-03-11

“not uncontroversial”

Do you do this because you think it makes you sound smart?

1 Mamalgam 2019-03-11

I did it because saying it is controversial and saying it's not uncontroversial imply different things. I'm using only like 2% brain juice over here, sweaty...

1 rastafaris 2019-03-11

1000 reasons for support! #yanggang

1 Slippy_Sloth 2019-03-11

If you vote for me I'll implement $2,000 a month of universal basic income.

1 Ferocetis 2019-03-11

Universal basic income? Certainly better than making things free for no reason. Neat.

1 nanonan 2019-03-11

If you were going to meme anything into existence this post would be that meme and not a long drawn out boring arse loser manifesto like every other thing you post. Oh and how the fuck is giving neets free money meant to cure anything? You're just creating more neets you mong.

1 fernguts 2019-03-11

I'm not an American, but I can pretend to be one on Twitter. Let's ride!

1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-03-11

Inb4 Yang wins and Fox uses this comment to claim the election was influenced.

1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-03-11

Within just one month in I'd be able to buy a PS4 🧐

1 LitPimpinDuck 2019-03-11

If we did this ironically it would make us look like unironic left fsgs and then we wouldn't be centrist

1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-03-11

fuck no, his entire platform panders to the neets which already comprise the overwhelming of online commentators

for maximum drama the pres needs to be a strong Chad like trump or gabbard

1 otherwiseyep 2019-03-11