Commie Grandmommy turns her sights on Tim Apple, threatens to make applesauce šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

79  2019-03-11 by Vladith

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Why? Google should be first on the chopping block, Disney afterward.

She wants to go after (((Google))) too

Disney should be first Tbh, break up the Capeshit and Spaceshit and drama would be pretty good

Force iron man and Thor to be owned by separate companies lol

I look forward to the day that socialism will give me my very own, uh, X-Man. Even if I only own the IP of that one who's, like, green or blue, and he, like, has a tongue power or whatever--oh man, now you've got me excited.

disney, google, apple, microsoft

Fuck it, break up Standard Oil again, fuck you Rockefeller

Lol might as well just campaign on crashing the economy and inviting the Chinese to control your entire tech infrastructure

In her quest to ā€œbreak up Big Tech,ā€ Sen. Elizabeth Warren says Apple should not be able to run the App Store and sell its own apps on it.

Iā€™m confused. Apple has, like, two apps that it charges for on its App Store. The rest are just the shit that comes with your phone or computer so you can download them if you ever deleted them (or never initially downloaded them) for whatever reason.

Iā€™m not sure what her problem with that is.

I'm not sure what her problem is

Boomer tier understanding

I think Warren is genuinely just dumb. Have you heard her talk in Congress? Painful stuff.

I hate to bring up an analogy gaymerz will understand but imagine if Valve wasnā€™t allowed to sell Half-Life or Counter Strike on Steam. That would be so retarded.

Yes itā€™s a bizarre tangent.

ā€œYou shouldnā€™t be selling your own products on your own marketplace!ā€

What?

no no no

they should be forced to sell their apps on someone elseā€™s marketplace.

Apple should not be allowed to run the Apple App Store

But that doesn't make sense. Plenty of stores have branded products like store brand food and shit.

Those stores also usually donā€™t have a monopoly on the formats they sell lol

Also itā€™s not like the stores actually make the store brand stuff, it comes from generic producers. All they commission is the label, when they can even be bothered

But they still gatekeep what products are allowed in the store. If apple contracted a company to make an app then put the apple name on it be any different? They sell you a product that let's you access their curated store. It's no different than Sony or Xbox having digital stores that sell software that can only be run on the device they sell.

If apple contracted a company to make an app then put the apple name on it be any different?

nope. i donā€™t have any problem with them making the product though lol, i was just being pedantic.

but iā€™m for anything that could make the App Store not run by Apple.

It's no different than Sony or Xbox having digital stores that sell software that can only be run on the device they sell.

Yeah, youā€™re right. And fuck Sony, Xbox and Nintendo too. Nintendo especially shouldnā€™t be allowed to run a store.

my problem with it is getting an App approved is a pain in the fucking ass

they should be broken up for their shitty dev support alone

Poorfag detected

nah, ex-poorfag. fuck iOS development, now I got a cushy corporate gig that doesnā€™t expect deliverables theyā€™ll be held publicly accountable for

As a Go dev, Iā€™m sure it canā€™t be that bad now that Swift exists

Swift is a lot better than Objective-C, in the way that back acne is better than pancreatic cancer.

At least most of the code actually looks like code now, but itā€™s probably the most inconsistent, least streamlined proprietary language ever built. And you STILL gotta use Objective-C for a lot of shit

That being said, I actually really like Xcode as an IDE. That genuinely is a plus.

Isnā€™t swift open source?

Also, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, VS Code?

In the absolute loosest sense of ā€œopen-source,ā€ probably. 95% of Swift development and just about all of its publication is locked behind proprietary resources

And sure, gimme the pitch

It's basically just an empty text editor with amazing plugins and really good configurability (JSON if you're so inclined).

Her problem is that she has no fucking clue what an ā€œApp Storeā€ is. Probably banking on retarded Boomers nodding their heads at something that sounds like a big deal.

Presidential hopeful Sen. Elizabeth Warren wants to break up Apple by separating its control of the App Store from its ability to sell its own apps on its marketplace

Chief Mommy and her People, from the Dutch fur trade and the wampum market up till now, have always wanted control of the markets. Smdh

Native Americans are red just like commies. Columbus did nothing wrong.

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You think he went just far enough?

anybody could run that thing better than Apple tbh, fuck em

I don't use the App Store because I still have some latent heterosexuality in my body somewhere.

i had to work with it once

Were you coding? Or were you Codeine? lol drugs amirite?

yes to all those things but not very much of the second

I dropped out of college after the first year of majoring in compsci. I was so stoked about learning to code but I hated it. Do you make good cash though?

iā€™d say so, but i have low standards lol

Hey man I'm with you. I make 20-25 an hr as a draftsman when I'm not traveling and that is a fuckton of money for my cheap ass.

I donā€™t even remember the last time I downloaded an app. It has to have been months.

Same, every now and then I look for a new word game but what else is there that really adds to your life?

Yeah especially like news apps or other apps that basically just open the webpage in the app. Like itā€™s easier just to go to the internet browser and go to website I want versus opening an app I probably have tucked away in a folder.

That annoys the shit out of me. I got the imdb app so I could add movies to my watchlist that people recommended to me, but it's more clunky than just visiting imdb in Chrome

I like the idea of going after businesses like google but come on 1k a month>breaking up tech monopolies

Yang is probably pro-monopoly right?

Seems like he prefers lowering barriers of entry for monopolistic markets in order to weaken them.

Everyone starts out with $1500 whenever you play so he must.

We can always break up the tech monopolies after we get the 1k a month, but they can't take back our 1k a month because it's an entitlement.

ok you got me iā€™m on board

Telling the verge that she is gonna breakup apple is some real power move.

Why ā€œBig Techā€?

Why not start with Media and IT companies? These have more obvious effects on our society and are already hugely anti-competitive.

Tech companies shit all over the old guard media in the last decade.

Look at the consolidation in old media companies. There is about a half dozen companies left. They all have very cozy relationships with each other and rarely compete directly. They're fat and lazy and ripe for getting fucked by new players, like big tech companies.

Netflix and Amazon are two of the largest TV/movie studios now. Amazon is one of the largest boon publishers be ause of self-publishing.

So now the media are targeting tech companies with their control of the media narrative.

And they're all running "think pieces" about how big and evil tech companies are.

Amazon triggered the publishing industry by trying to bust up their monopoly, even the DoJ got involved, but eventually the publishers got their way and raised prices. Right after Amazon pissed them off guess who became "evil big tech company #1" in a hundred articles?

Didn't Amazon get flak for its treatment of employees tho?

  1. Imagine caring about wagecucks lmao

  2. They will be replaced by robots anyway

Because breaking up tech companies leads to more news coverage.

iā€™m pretty sure IT companies are supposed to be Big Tech, but

less brand recognition

you right, Iā€™m pretty sure I meant Telecom companies

oh yeah those need to be broken the fuck up.

including sony, though. do we just take back its subsidiaries, or invade japan? i mean weā€™ve already done the work

I donā€™t think we have to invade Japan, but in all the confusion, we might get away with full blown annexation.

New things scare old people. More at ten...

Man big tech is gonna organize behind trump to protect themselves