if you are a female with hair shorter than chin length you are ugly

9  2019-03-12 by RandolphCox

few girls can even pull of chin length. if you are a man that likes it you are gay. just admit it. same goes with girls with abs.

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who the fuck downvoted this

I did.

i understand not every one will be a fan of randy but i will win you over.

Oh your rambling conspiracies are fine. I downvoted because I disagree with your post.

what else do u like about my posts

I like ALL of your posts, Pastor Randy! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’œ

I agree! I am a woman and have always worn my hair long...only time it was short was in boot camp.

How many times were you raped in the military?

it is not rape. they literally signed up for it.

Lynndie England. Those sick bitches were doing the raping.

she unironically changed my opinion of women in the military positively

Tell us what else you do unironically.

I don't know if I should be either proud or ashamed of the fact that I am one of your 26 followers.

35 and growin daily. i am not here to make frienfds...im here to win.

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in boot camp

even lesbos are sayin short hair is gross girls. why are women so retarded? keep your hair long. halle berry, katy perry, scarlett johansen, jada stevens, are all hideous with short hair. fuckin freaks.

halle berry

Wrong, she pulls it off, cause she's in the like .05% of foids it looks good on.

She's actually kinda generic with long hair, but there's something special with that pixie

But again, the .05%

Foid

fuck you I'm still going to fantasize about elizabeth debicki while I lift things

did u know she is 6'3" ?

fuck yes

Women under 6'2'' are ugly.

Manlets under 6'5'' are even worse.

Gross.

what if there chin is just very long

changes fuckin nothin

thats just your opinion, which you have no right to and should be silenced for

gay men like u should not habe opinions on women. u are why all models have no tit boy bodies

no i am straight, and i enjoy large tits. and yet you attack me for simply "playing doubles advocate' which i have the right to do. you stupid worm

large tits

Show us your sweet Camaro.

Imagine caring about gussy hair

i want the world to be a less ugly place. knockin some sense into these dumb bitches is the best i can do right now.

i want the world to be a less ugly place

Have you tried dragging broken glass across your face?

Top kek

Lies. You and me both know that offing yourself is the best you can do.

tfw short hair and abs

a personal attack to be sure

were u raped or somethin? i know rape victims try to make themselves look ugly after as a way to cope. why are u choosin to be hideous?

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eyy bby don't listen to this IN*EL and just come out with me tonight girl and i'll rock your world ;)

Natalie Portman? She has a very delicate feminine face though. Can't think of anyone else that proves you wrong.

she was incredibly ugly with short hair. no one is tellin her to go back to her shitty pixie cut.

I thought she was pretty ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

assuming ur username means ur a girl then i would say women have horrible taste in women. u dont know what is hot. that n u should just admit u are a lesbian

Based Pastor Randy!

Meh. I think women just have different taste in women. I wish I was a lesbian. Men๐Ÿ‘ain't ๐Ÿ‘shit ๐Ÿ‘.

I fucking sat most of the way through V because I was told I'd get to see her get shaved. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be her head.

Her hotness peaked in "The Professional" its been downhill since.

Audrey Hepburn, Louise Brooks, basically requires very slender features.

Even most celebs canโ€™t pull of pixie haircut. I have a theory on why short hair became popular for women in recent years. It began with female celebrities. I think itโ€™s due to hair damage/thinning so they have to cut it short. Their hair is exposed to a lot of things almost everyday during filming, magazine shoots, etc. you would notice that every other new female celebrity would get that pixie haircut after a while and they would keep it to shoulder length for easy maintenance. Itโ€™s not that they donโ€™t know itโ€™s not as fabulous as having long hair. They have to keep it short so they donโ€™t go completely bald and they have to make it into a sexy trend.

better theory: they are lazy n retarded like all women n try to get away with it.

You ok, bud?

Having very high T is detrimental to intelligence

very high

any

MOIDS BTFO!!

This but unironically

who wants to know

How much have you injected today Randy or are you on the patches? Seems like a a lot.

dont worry bout it

Based Pastor Randy preaching the absolute truth! ๐Ÿ™

same goes with girls with abs.

That's where you lost me fam, fuck hard with a jacked bitch