There's drama brewing on YA Twitter yet again

93  2019-03-12 by HadakaApron

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You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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Every day, I think my life sucks. That I can’t possibly be more of an unlovable autistic retard.

But then I realize I’m not a blue check mark on Twitter, so my life is actually pretty ok.

Its like they only give out checkmarks to absolute irredeemable retards and "celebrities" to just kinda make it look valid

Ok, Georgie-boy, you know nothing about Stalin and glorious Soviet Union so delete your 1984 and your Animal Farm because you are harming hard working proletariat you are supposed to be an ally to.

Funny and sad irony is that about 40 years ago, some Nigerian writer wrote about Conrad's Heart of Darkness:

Joseph Conrad is "a thoroughgoing racist" for depicting Africa as "the other world".

When they confronted him that Conrad actually CAN write, he responded with

I never said at any point that you should stop attaching artistic merit to Heart of Darkness; if you want to you can. There are all kinds of sophisticated readings of Heart of Darkness, and there are some people who will not be persuaded there is anything wrong with it. But all that I'm really demanding, I'm not simply putting it, I'm demanding that my reading stand beside these other readings ... Although he's writing good sentences, he's also writing about a people, and their life. And he says about these people that they are rudimentary souls ... The Africans are the rudimentaries, and then on top are the good whites. Now I don't accept that, as a basis for ... As a basis for anything.

40 years later, Africa made no upward move in any important social aspect.

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Our class read Things Fall Apart freshman year of high school. My mans Okonkwo machetes his own son!

Okonkwo was right btw

It was an honor killing of some kind right? I forget what happened exactly.

he has to die because he was a pussy

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Also he had the yams.

Chinua Achebe was a filthy partisan.

Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.

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Heart of Darkness is a slow burn that took me 2 reads to appreciate but what does that have to do with this YA nonsense?

People find negative meaning that they project onto author and then send the author to the gallows.

That's... how you say... .Kafkaesque

Uneducated burger detected. You never read Things Fall Apart? And Conrad can be racist and a good author, are you for real?

Even for a tranny, this is one pill-addled daddy issued filled take

What's bad about what he said? He's nothing like woke Twitter who demands that anything they dislike be deplatformed or deleted. All he's asking is that his critique stand alongside others.

I mean Heart of Darkness is a great book but it's also misanthropic as fuck lol

People should face their inadequacies head on.

It would be like some Chinese writers accusing "whites" of writing negatively on various aspects of Chinese society while ignoring that is exactly what their society is.

There is no philosophical consciousness specific for Western society just like there is no Western definition of freedom.

There's only a philosophical consciousness and a freedom and West is just best at exercising it.

A fucking six figure deal for this piece of pandering trash? I unironically hope YA Twitter actually manages to take this one down

I was under the impression one had to be talented to be a YA writer. I was wrong.

What retarded thought process led you to this conclusion?

A childhood diet of lead infused water and paint chips, I suppose.

Remember despite the title the biggest purchasers of this genre are bored wine moms. They're dimestore romance novels with marginally more plot.

I was under the impression one had to be talented to be a YA writer.

The only way you could have formed this impression is if you've never read a YA novel. They are and always have been absolute trash

The only way you could have formed this impression is if you've never read a YA novel.

I think you have this backwards?

oops!

Damn how did YA books go from sparkly vampires to THIS shit

My sister used to love these books and it was all just love triangles and girly shit. I know for a fucking fact that if it had been about trans fairies having gay romances with refugees that she would've ignored that shit and just read romance novels.

I'm glad the proud gender neutral freaks of this "community" are enjoying their circle jerk of seeing who can write the wokest book, but I have to imagine that their numbers are radically down since the Twilight/Hunger Games era. You can try to convince yourself otherwise all you want, but teen girls don't want SJW crap, they want hetero love stories.

Damn how did YA books go from sparkly vampires to THIS shit

Because woke loser women kept reading them. The biggest demographic is women aged 30-44.

That's depressing

That's depressing as fuck

Despite extremely woke women calling everyone "manchilds", they are also literally children.

Wow congrats you have the exact same taste in movies, books, TV shows, music, and comedy as a 12 year old!

It’s true my mom loves twilight and 50 shades. ._.’

The biggest demographic for YA books is women aged 30-44.

Cursed statistic tbh

I mean it's basically the women's equivalent of being a 45 year old dude who only reads comic books

Honestly it might be worse.

Tfw no qt /lit/ gf

Fucking spooks

would it be so hard to pull the release back and change lanes with the setting

β€œI don’t mean to trouble you, but could you set the book in an entirely different culture?”

Also the unironic reference to stay in your lane which somehow is the most WπŸ‘€KE SHIT ever despite being exactly the 100% opposite of β€œprogressive”.

lol just rewrite the book bro

Trump fans don't read books, lets be real

> YA

> books

Nothing in the definition of a book says anything about them having to be profound.

But is it really a book if it's just shit smeared on paper

I feel like there's a culture out there that used to do this and you just fucking disrespected them. Based!

And yoko screaming is still music, right? Postmodernists get the wall too, bud.

I read ~20 books a year. They're usually just different variations on the plot of Red Dawn, though

A Clancy man?

Nah I'm just kidding, I don't read a whole lot of fiction. Non-fiction is where it's at.

I highly recommend this book then. Great insight to why the Middle East is so fucked

Sweet, thanks. I'll add it to my list.

Fisk has had a pretty crazy career. Ballsy mother fucker

He's British so I'm a little skeptical ngl.

he's been living in lebanon since the 70s, through their civil war, and has managed to never end up in a ransom vid with a bag over his head. Pretty impressive tbh

Damn, he's got that colonizer blood. I like it.

Based

that hilariously bad run-on sentence of a description is the best thing i've ever read.

i should become a YA novelist. i could write that shit with my eyes closed.

It also just lays out the entire two-book arc in one tweet. No need to even release the book at this point.

A mughal shown as trans? Lmao, the author is gonna be Allahu-Akbared.

Muslims love trussy tho

No, they love young bussy

Both

That synopsis sounds awful

The biggest thing is that trannies were open and out in mughal times and still are both in India and Pakistan. The prince is an interesting take because it would have been a massive deal but as long as there were other sons the emperor would just have sent him to the trannies to raise as their own. Also they were and are called khwaja sirra and used to act as messengers between men and women

Huh, today I learned

Hey look, time for me to appropriate a brown person's culture.

YA Twitter drama

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Up next on SNL "Can you write that?!"

John Green has doomed us all.

Woke twitter demands its monthly ino sacrifice

You know what, maybe Nixon was right. Chocolatecide when?

As a writer of New Adult, this scares me. This is the third one this year. Maybe it'll fizzle out eventually but odds are higher that it will spread to other genres. And guess what's going to be first? New Adult, as it really is more of a transition genre between full-blown adult novels and YA.

Look, maybe this novel does pander. But that's what they want. And if PANDERING doesn't even work, imagine what'll happen to someone who doesn't pander. I'm a cishet white chick, thus I already am someone that they don't want writing (since I'm white and have no other cards I can play/am willing to play as to why my writing deserves attention) and these people seemingly don't want white writers.

I don't know, but this sets a precedent I think and it scares me.

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How dare you?? Blocked and reported!

Just self publish on Amazon and give a finger to the trade pub circle jerk.

Write under a pen name and If your book becomes a hot potato it's already out and laugh all the way to the bank.

I've self-published on Amazon before. The KDP side of it is decent. 70% royalties, total creative control. The CreateSpace side of it isn't as great, as you have to sell a certain number to get any royalties. Honestly, even with spamming the shit out of it on Facebook when it came out on Kindle and getting 70% of the money (I think the book was $2.99) I only made about $100 on it, if that. I ended up pulling it because I wanted to fix some issues with it. I'm not sure how well I would've done with better marketing/promotion and if the book had been fully ready for publishing.

I have considered a pen name and actually have one in particular I use for a specific series I've been working on as of late.

Trans main character, that's an easy nope

If this continues as is, it is possible no other YA novel is ever published. And that day can't get here fast enough

There's drama brewing every second in the lives of adults who read shit-tier fantasy fiction aimed at 13-year-old girls, I'd imagine.