I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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I wish he'd adopt the Mike Tyson approach:

In a television interview scheduled for broadcast tonight, Tyson again denied he raped Desiree Washington in 1991 in an Indianapolis hotel room. But he said the burden of being labeled a convicted rapist makes him want to do it now. "I just hate her guts. She put me in that state, where I don't know," Tyson said. "I really wish I did now. But now I really do want to rape her."

http://articles.latimes.com/2003/may/29/sports/sp-tyson29

I don’t there’s a bigger chad in history than Mike Tyson

R-Kelly only got off on the piss tape, because it was low quality. They couldn't positively identify that it was in fact a young girl, or so I've heard.

I hope they lock that fuck up finally.

That makes sense.